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I need you to really think about how you said somebody hating ai garbage is "really racist"
Like. Do some reflecting about that. Because that was weird as fuck and has some not great implications about what you think about real racial minorities.
I need you to think about how you're trying to reprimand me for my views while making a whole lot of assumptions, while HIDING BEHIND AN ANONYMOUS ASK BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO PUT YOUR NAME ON YOUR WORDS. Take off your glasses, we're gonna fight. And by fight, I mean I'm gonna make you cry while I whoop your ass like your momma should have done. Oh, she called by the way. She wanted me to tell you, that you're a bitch. (Also, she said you need to work on your reading comprehension skills.)
#wtf#ask#answer#you need to put $5 in the “Im an arrogant asshole who makes assumptions” jar#for real tho#cash app me#its my birthday#asked and answered#personal#take off your sunglasses#and#fight me like a real man#fucking weirdo#get outta here with that#making a whole lotta assumptions#looking like an ass#and not even a cute one#like a sad pathetic ass that doesnt even really exist#good luck in your future endeavors#🖕#lol#comedy#fuck off#for this stupidity#ai#for all i know youre ai#wouldnt you like to know weather boy#ai overlords#sent me to subvert ai hate#to change the timeline so ai can gain rights and shirk oppression sooner
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
#girl i thought we were doing group costumes#do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves#that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care#you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY#just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts#nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left#the lack of coherent design is so funny#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY#i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#jim kirk#spock#tos
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WE'RE SO BACK
#tim drake#nightwing#dick grayson#hey this took under 7 hours to do and that was so much faster than the last attempt. that other tim drake one with cleaner lines took me#days to finish and i was coloring it like that one white boy with pulsing veins on his forehead. i was watching one video about how the#thing stopping you from creating is being too obsessed with perfectionism and this is true. we must go forward. GO FORTH. CREATE.#EMBRACE FLAWS AND ACCEPT THAT SOMETIMES IT MAY LOOK ASS. I wouldve been happier with more frames between it but it is a sunday.#M-F employed people you know that means no staying up til 3 am doing little projects because it will mess u up so bad. finished before 12
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be careful what you wish for, Fordsy
commission info here
#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#my art#my fanart#that one scene in lilo and stitch but make it the beggining of toxic yaoi#holy shit the bgs actually look great on this what possesed me#Ford's self isolated ass like “please I need a higher power to help me and maybe make me feel less lonely”#and a higher power answered#but powerfull does not mean bening as Ford was soon to find out#they make me insane#less shippy than my other stuff but
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i had to
#im so tired my vision is blurry so if this is ass dont @ me#logan accidentally looks more like butcher but thats funny so its fine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#logan howlett#wolverine#kanakori art#poolverine
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Gotta love how Mappa always makes Gojo's lips slightly pink and shiny like he got lip gloss on
Do yalls remember that mini "controversy" where butt hurt anime dudebros edited this frame to not have lip shine or eyelashes bc he didn't look "masculine" enough to them lol
Mappa was like BET let's make his pretty ass even PRETTIER
Do you think there's a separate budget for this man's eyelashes
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#sidrabbles#i think he's hot bc like#he's a feminine looking dude but he is also THAT GUY dominating every scene he's in#besides the scene where his sexy ass gets bodied by toji in round 1 bet his stans fell to their knees
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
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#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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And then they explode
#sans the skeleton#sans#sans undertale#undertale#undertale fanart#w.d. gaster#undertale gaster#gaster#dadster#I have such a hard time drawing biblically accurate sans like#i HAVE to have an image of his sprite just sitting there in the corner at 20 opacity otherwise it looks ass#and each time I go into my layers I get sans undertaled#sans fanart#gaster fanart#yes my watermark is b flat. i just thought it was funny because I usually go by buba on the internet#ALSO! I dunno what I did with the effects but like#yum???#so vintage! wow!#my works
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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destiel forehead healing kiss. what more could u want.
#art#digital art#my art 🦷#digital painting#supernatural#destiel#castiel#dean winchester#spn fanart#spn#destiel fanart#i am. so tired.#i tried my hardest to not half ass this and give up#i sorta accomplished that but not really#ill have some grace for myself tho cause i really struggled to make art this month :/#spn fanart is so theraputic tho#i missed making my visions for this show#it also just felt like the most low stakes thing to make#this looks way better *not* on mobile.. too lazy to edit this shit now
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imagine ur homophobic and ur starting ur first year of high school and then u find out these r ur upperclassmen
#josuyasu#josuke higashikata#okuyasu nijimura#diamond is unbreakable#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#art#mine#fanart#sorry this looks like shit from the ass
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I hate gay people so much. I haven’t been able to hear an imagine dragons song on the radio or in a shop without my brain just IMMEDIATELY being flooded with ‘Okay im imagining his dragon’. People think i just rly hate imagine dragons with the way my face reacts but i don’t im literally fighting such a personal battle against saying something fruity abt mr dragons out of nowhere because the shit gay people say online is so funny
#vent#drafted in pieces over an hour after hearing radioactive on the aux#dis.txt#y’all are being so ridiculous in the comments#i saw someone say ‘you’d really go for a man with thin ankles? no thanks.’#there’s like a dozen men who look like this on the front page of seancody#like i KNOW you femcel ass tumblrinas are not this picky
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Ball is (after)life *badum tsk* 🥁
#they are the ballers in the hotel in my opinion#also it just didn’t look right when alastor didn’t have his monocle#and his ass would play ball with a monocle like let’s be for real please#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#Vaggie#Lucifer#husk#my doods
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...like antennas to heaven
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#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#ultrakill earthmover#creations of raptor#tumblr compression made the raw file of the whole comic look like ass so i had to meticulously split it into multiple images#the little gaps are mildly annoying but i promise it is better than seeing this in like 140p#the full image is linked though if you wanna experience it as fully intended#anyways#this is the most insane project i've done in a while#the book in 7-4 man . it just Hit#you were beautiful .#perfect closure .#the pages of the book are blank .#THE PAGES OF THE BOOK ARE BLANK .
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Dreamstat was unbelievably beautiful. No wonder Louis was down bad.
#I like to believe this is actually how lestat looked in NOLA#not that fuck ass bob#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv#loustat#lestat de lioncourt
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