#look at these two idiots
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*head in hands*
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real missing them hours
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woe, iterators be upon ye.
mobile designs for brittle and spite ( @softcryz ) for the global group
#Zarithial art#rain world#look at these two idiots#freed from the string and where do they go?#directly to their brothers to say hi#god#i love them all so so much#LANDS_EDGE#turns out this is my 1000th post
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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Happy New Year! 🎆🎊✨
I hear red is a lucky color this year 🩸📻🍎
#posting this rn cuz in 24 hours imma be sloshed 🥂#escapism is my 2025 jam because shit is….NOT LOOKING GOOD#but anyways escapism escapism ahhh my two favorite idiots kissing 😍🥰#happy new year yall!#hazbin hotel#my deer nanny#my doods#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#radioapple#lucifer hazbin#appleradio#human alastor#radioapple kiss
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Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?
Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.
Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?
Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?
Hero: Wait, excuse me-
Nightwing: As a matter of fact-
Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!
Nightwing: You know you love me!
Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!
Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-
Red Hood: Not listening!
Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...
Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!
Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-
Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.
Hero: ...
Hero: what the actual fuck?
#Dick Grayson is a big brother#and that means he gets to be an asshole sometimes#he lives up to his name#and this random hero is just having to witness these idiots bickering#and be very confused about it#when your brother looks older than you but you still call him cute nicknames#“that's a grown ass man”#Nightwing: and that grown ass man happens to be my little brother#Nightwing: deal with it#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batfam#batfamily#probably ooc#but that's what happens when you want these two to have a decent relationship#sorry canon#dc comics#hc dick has a permanent 20 yo look#meanwhile jason looks like he's on his 30's#tbf he's had a pretty stressful life#and death doesn't do any favors#having that in mind don't ask how dick grayson still looks good#might be his secret superpower
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It would work on me Lucy, dw
Based on 👉this👈
thanks @discords-morgan for the inspo!!!
#he is so down bad#two idiots in love#frfr#the snake bites came out my aah tbh#they just look so good on him#natsu dragneel#lucy heartfilia#fairy tail#nalu#fairy tail nalu#natsu x lucy#my art
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Essek and the rest of Bells Hells: Okay, we're going to Eiselcross, an icy, glacially-locked wasteland. Everyone grab some stuff to dress accordingly.
Dorian, Imogen, and Ashton:
#to be fair Ashton maybe doesn't really feel the cold that sharply#but the other two and Fearne and Laudna going full flowy chiffon is also valid lmao#WAIT. THESE THREE IDIOTS ARE TRYING TO LOOK SEXY FOR THEIR PARTNERS/CRUSHES 🫡#critical role#criticalrole#c3e96#Dorian Storm#Imogen Temult#Ashton Greymoore#cr official art#cr spoilers#critical role outfits
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Almost forgot to post this here!
#this is one of those sketches where i don't worry too much about anatomy and poses looking perfect but more about the therapeutic properties#by therapeutic properties i mean drawing these two idiots so that i feel better at the end of my day#now onto the real tags#fanart#john soap mactavish#soap call of duty#soap cod#soapghost#myart#ghostsoap#ghoap#simon ghost riley#ghost mw2#ghost call of duty#ghost cod#cod mw2
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lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out
merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc lancelot and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???
arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!
merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.
gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??
arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.
merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?
arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??
merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me
arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got
leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!
merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”
arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????
merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?
percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy
elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining
arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh
merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.
#meanwhile leon is praying his thanks to every god and goddess above for their mercy#his pain and suffering is so over#merlin is going IN on arthur who is red as fuck#gwaine is enjoying himself immensely#lancelot pulls out popcorn to watch the two idiots finally get their acts together#flirty merlin x flustered arthur#i think yes#listen. merlin lived in ealdor. a small village of maybe thirty people - four or five being his own age#he was thrilled to be in camelot and have new faces and people to meet#he was definitely the village tease or flirt or whatever#he was gonna be a rake in camelot but unfortunately managed to fall hopelessly in love with the prince of camelot#he burned his dreams of being a rake in exchange for arthur#the issue? arthur rejected his advances. next issue? merlin’s feelings remained and grew#so merlin is a lovesick puppy for a prince who doesnt feel the same and he cant find it in himself to look at anyone else bar a few cases#he and lancelot def slept together at least once. him and gwaine tumbled into bed a few times together#but his heart always belonged to arthur he just never imagined hed get a chance to let his affection be known#now that he knows arthur never knew of his intentions in the first place and was quick to deny he rejected him#merlin is more than happy to let that part of his personality come back and terrorize arthur is a way he hadnt been able to before#hes living his best life rn#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#knights of the round table#fanfiction ideas#prompts#headcanon
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Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.
#Obviously from then on it would be different because Eddie's inner alpha would be like I GOTTA PROTECT THIS SELFSACRIFICING IDIOT#And Steve is just like wow Eddie can manhandle him?? He's so strong!! Eddie stole a van??? He's such a provider!!#Steve still has the 6 nuggets convo with Nancy and Eddie overhears still and is like trying to calculate how many names he can come up with#Eddie throwing his vest so Steve will be covered in his scent cause Nancy is also an alpha and no thank you look at ME Steve#Steve has those cartoon hearts floating around his head and is batting his eyes watching Eddie mess around with Dustin#Oh I could go on#When Steve gets scruffed and starts purring Robin is just standing there like 🧍♀️#Robin turns every once in awhile while the two are flirting and looks at an imaginary camera with a ARE YOU SEEING THIS look#Anyways when Vecna gets defeated and torn to smithereens and the upside down starts to close permanently#And Eddie recovers in the hospital (still got hurt) Steve is very territorial and sits by his side the entire time#Wayne walks in and pulls a Robin just goes 🧍♀️ and walks back out for a moment#Wayne is like who is the omega (as if he doesn't know he just wants to see Eddie's response and make him sweat)#And Steve is all indignant like I am your future son in law the future mother of your grandkids#And Eddie is blushing and twirling his hair and biting his lip he's 3 seconds away from asking to bite his mating gland#Oh I could still go on but...I shant...(I will later)#Steddie#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson#omega!steve harrington#alpha!eddie munson#eddie munson/steve harrington#eddie munson x steve harrington#Omegaverse#Jade is talking
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i don’t want byler to get murrayed, i want them to get almost murrayed.
murray: *walks into a room and immediately catches on to the vibes of mike and will* ohoho what do we have—
jonathan: *dives towards him and starts dragging him out of the room* nope nope absolutely not. not happening
and mike and will just stand there confused
#this is also when nancy and joyce and hopper figure out the vibes#because they finally take a good hard look at mike and will#and immediately catch on because these two idiots are so obvious#stranger things#byler#mike wheeler#will byers#murray bauman#jonathan byers
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arti and her weird lookin son (because drawing them brings me joy)
#rain world#rain world fanart#rw#rw artificer#rw five pebbles#printis collection of silly goobers#i love these two so much you don t understand#arti took one look at that thing and went that. that is a child. give that child a hug#meanwhile pebbles just doesn t understand why this stupid cat won t leave him alone#get unconditionally loved idiot
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I wanted to do something for mermay, so here are my designs for some merturtles!
Leo is a Leafy seadragon,
Donnie is a Vampire squid
Mikey is a Epaulette shark
And Raph is a Scorpionfish!
Also heres a bonus drawing of a young April holding her little aquatic friends (dont worry they can breathe air just fine)

#Donnie can and will stare into your soul#Mikey is the only one who can really get around on land all that well#The rest are absolutely terrible#i fucking live epaulette sharks#theyre just so cool#dont look too hard at Donnies biology#....just dont#trust me#donnie has so much envy for octopi#they can use all theyre arms for manipulation while he can only ise two#despite having more arms than them!#its a tragedy#Leo is the camouflage master when hes around plants#except when he dyes some of the leafy tips bright colours#cause hes an idiot#Raph is poisonous#(not deadly though dw)#but he has conscious control over it#just dont startle him!#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#rottmnt april#mermay
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Based on that one scene in the first few episodes where he hits that slutty ass pose in his slutty little marines uniform
Plus some shitpost content bc it’s what makes the pain go away
#I’m a simple woman#I see two fruits with a red and blue color scheme respectively and I’m sold#jokes aside I actually like joplittle more but these two idiots are so fun to draw and their dynamic has so much potential#also I KNOW that ned is only 5’8 or something but he has tall man energy BIG TIME#I am scarred by the fact that tozer (or rather his actor) lowkey looks like the german national football trainer#who himself looks like a groundhog#anyways#the terror#the terror amc#edward little#ned little#solomon tozer#solittle#froggerart
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