#lol. lmao. lmao. lol. rofl if you will

[cheerscafe]

I CAN’T TAKE THIS IMAGE SERIOUSLY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THIS FJFKSKSJ

[diazmaximoff]

This thread I found on Youtube has me rolling on the floor

[mrsoharaa]

Gojo Satoru, who has you sat upon the medical table of Shoko's lab while heavily making out with you. Squeezes his way in between the open space in between your legs, caresses the curves of your waist with one hand as the other clasp gently yet, intently, along the juncture of your jaw. Literally, stealing every hefty breath from you. Grumbled and muffled moans sputter against the softness of his perfectly glossed lips from your own, your own hands finally finding refuge through the snowy locks that settled upon his head.

So lost in the spiraling torrid sensation of your entangled tongues and lapping lips, you haven't even recognized the familiar presence shadowing just right outside of the door. Arms crossing over one another, within the sleeves of his robes, and a tiny, wicked grin spreading across his cheeks.

Who would've thought, that after these long, pretentious ten years of no contact...he would find his two (former) best friends, his ex lover (you), indulging shamelessly with one another.

[harlequinoccult]

WAIT, QUESTION

I know it's (probably?) going to be possible to kill some of the RO's, but.. is there ever going to be a chance to to kill The Host? Like, will we ever have an opportunity to be near enough to kill them? Or, if we do have the chance to be close enough, could we ever be able to get there through deceit, or would they be able to tell and never let us close enough to do it? Like, we'd only ever get that close if we were playing a genuine MC who wouldn't kill 'em. Because of all social aspects of the shit they deal with and how apparently they have a pretty good facade around normal people, they seem like they'd be pretty good at spotting lies. Then again, they also seem kind of susceptible to praise and such when it comes to the squad? I may be overthinking this👍anyways it looks like their preferred method of killing is gonna be disposing of people in acid and I wanna throw them into their own big vat of chemicals cartoon style so bad please I'm begging you MY LIFE IS YOURS PLEASE--

hehe

[astrogirlythings]

[camellcat]

reading a post s7 fic and it's got me thinking... like, y'know, maybe the reason wil and xand struggle with their partners is because no one really comes above buffy. they're part of the slayer's arsenal, her best weapons, her biggest supports. and why buffy has such people troubles in general is because she will always always save wil and xand before anybody else. cause it's them three against the world

[mortalityplays]

How do you make a whore moan?

Extract sapogenins from a Mexican yam and employ Marker degradation to degrade the sapogenin side chain while leaving similar functional groups on the steroid nucleus (relatively) unaffected. Use acetic anhydride to block the hydroxyl group formed by opening the six-membered pyran ring. Then oxidatively open the five-membered furan ring with chromic acid. This forms the acetyl side chain of progesterone and an esterified hydroxyl group on the steroid nucleus. The ester is then hydrolyzed under strongly basic conditions. The use of acetic acid leads to the production of 16-dehydropregnenolone acetate (16-DPA). 16-DP can be converted into progesterone in two steps. Firstly, the double bond in ring D is hydrogenated, followed by Oppenauer oxidation of the hydroxyl group and the concurrent migration of the remaining olefin from ring B to ring A so that it is in conjugation with the ketone carbonyl group at position 3. Alternatively, a three-step procedure involving Br2, CrO3, and Zn/HOAc can be used. 16-DP can also be converted into testosterone and the downstream products estrone and estradiol. 👍

[estarion]

( @fallesto → CONTINUED. )

Ringed fingers envelop the coin purse and disappear it swiftly, neatly, into the folds of his silken brocaded black-on-black overcoat. The comforting weight of his earnings is all he needs to feel truly warm in this cooler-than-expected night of Summertide—the booze is just an added plus. Astarion’s almost in his own little world (even with The Cazador Szarr all dark and foreboding at his side) when a diabolical request tears him from that peaceful place. Not that the requests before weren’t diabolical—this is just taking things to heights unanticipated.

Lips sputter at the rim of his mug: “Triple!” The bard’s lascivious tune lessens the impact of his uneasy (but still playing it easy) laughter. Astarion side-eyes Cazador, brows bent and lips twisted into a half-bitten smirk of what aims to convey admiration, respect. “You’ve quite the robust appetite, haven’t you? Well—I’m sure something can be arranged.” Is he really sure? Of course he isn’t. Certainty isn’t what brought him this far. Other people’s time, energy, and money did. He’s just playing this stuff by ear. But if he’s confident about anything, it’s his ability to slot himself in and out of all the right places at the right times; to charm just the right person with faulty promises and schemes, anything it takes to see things pan out in the moment.

After all, they have up until this point. That’s why he’s confident again (even if Cazador, actually, is pretty damned scary), his mood boosted, adjusting both hands around the tankard again. He angles his chin toward the other, gaze holding. His smirk has morphed into a lighter shape. A nigh-on friendly grin. “You know, it’s almost my 39th birthday—I’m having a thing next month. Would you be able to come? It’ll take place on the 17th, an all-day sort of affair. But I won’t hold a grudge if you can only show up at night.”

[k-wame]

The Detective (1968) dir. Gordon Douglas

[soullessjack]

performing!dean this performing!dean that I need all of you to understand that Jack is putting on a customer service voice so people don’t view him as a threat and you all fell for it so badly you don’t even know what his real personality is

[demonsfate]

jin was shot several times his grandfather & his firing squad, one bullet going through his fucking skull.

like maybe this is a joke that's just intentionally / ironically undermining the tragedy jin went through but like........ there are legit a lotta ppl within the fandom that thinks jin hasn't gone thru much -- that jin is whiny. i see so many ppl say how hard kazuya has had it but nothing bad ever happened to jin. when it's like.............. do y'all even pay attention to the story........ to the own main character........ he hardly catches a damn break ffs.

[loubella77]

18+ MDNI

‘Would you date you as a man?’

Hell yeah I would. I’m hot.

I would have a big dick too!

lol hmu go be a client here or on OF

[snekdood]

saw the other day someone say that "mary sues are for people who think everyone should treat them like they're the best ever" and buddy, trust me, at no point am i under the delusion that people will be nice to me in a normal and sufficient way. this is how i *wish* people treated me, not how I expect them to or think they should. trust me i know humanity sucks and will never be cool and nice, dont you worry, dont need to prove my point more, making me retreat even more to a fantasy world because clearly there's nothing here in humanity for me so w/e

[johndonneswife]

someone really should be talking about how difficult it is to plan a wedding - a gay wedding - when both of your families fucking suck

[villalunae]

crazy that some people can not tell when you are being doing a bad faith argument just for the fuck of it

[astrogirlythings]