#lol that rhymes

[katherines-howard]

sometimes i think about how i was a bit of a dum dum to set my tumblr account to my real age of big ol’ 17 so now i can’t always check out the blogs that reblog from or follow me because it “AGe resTrIctEd mAtERiaL”

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[ghostly-ghouls]

Something about this add that keeps popping up for the Bee and Puppycat Youtooz is just...

A mood.

[gravitysoda]

it’s a wonderful world! ✨

[marleighdrinkscoffee]

James, I just really like it

reblog and put what your first choice for a name would be if you were a different gender!! (if you’re nb or trans you can just put a name you really like)

[heph]

Unstoppable Force VS Immovable Object

[stompandhollar]

here take this jonmartin comic WIP and don’t tell anyone i showed it to u early

[madspeed]

twewy in persona 4... think about it .. .............. (I'm run over by 15 semitrucks)

[guardian-angle22]

This or That: Tarlos Edition -> Casual clothes or uniforms

[fcthots]

Jason Todd is the living embodiment of that one meme. Allow me to elaborate.

You: Hey I’m ab to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Jason: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

[panthermouthh]

And I said, “Hello, Satan

I believe it’s time to go.”

[7cfc00]

Cast: Hermie the Unworthy as Theatre Kid with Identity Issues!

[zoe-oneesama]

Since you’re on that hating Wish train (I’m there with you), I think you might be interested in checking out Jonah Who Two on YouTube bc he’s re-written some of the songs (his “This is the Thanks I Get?!” is really good and way more villainy)

Jokes on you, I ALREADY HAVE!!! >:D

[centrally-unplanned]

I watched a Todd in the Shadows video on Madonna's post-9/11 flop album American Life recently, where she tried to be this political, anti-war artist but instead she wrote this anodyne, "consumerism is icky", navel-gazing nothing song. Imagine writing lyrics like this:

I'm drinking a soy latte, I get a double shoté It goes right through my body, and you know I'm satisfied I drive my Mini Cooper and I'm feeling super-duper Yo, they tell I'm a trooper, and you know I'm satisfied

And setting it to a music video of you in military fatigues dancing to footage of war crimes and thinking, yeah, that is gonna work! She rapped the above by the way? The 90's cast a long shadow.

Anyway that is why I now call this the "Madonna Critique":

What is the alternative you are proposing to iced lattes, and why would I care? If I drink premiere microbrews does my drink choice give my life meaning suddenly? In whatever fantasy ethno-religious utopia you are envisioning as the foil to this, people will still jog, still buy food, still live in housing, and still work jobs. Quite commonly from a laptop.

They do this rhetorical aesthetic thing of listing objects in sequence that share an affect (in this case, shallow consumerism/"bullshit jobs") and just hope the length of the list makes it seem, in its exhaustiveness, like it must be the totality of their existence. Which is silly, in between the lattes people are reading classic novels, going to church, connecting with friends, fucking their partners in those condo bedrooms. Not anyone on Tumblr, obviously, but others are. A world without lattes sounds pretty shitty tbh, there is no point here beyond the aesthetic.

Which is obvious, I know, sometimes we rant about the petty stuff here!

[rililith]

Procession of Yellow Roses :]

[andstuffsketches]

a selection of robins