#lol random toad

[lvl99princess]

I had a little too much fun with this one 😆😆

[misscouchpotatobew]

My hyperfixation on them has gotten worse. They compliment each other so much in my brain. It's too much

I will be there on January 12th...

[potatoejuice]

Excuse the random dog, she's just chillin

[bmpmp3]

so i’ve always been of the opinion that the whole twist ending of Drawn to Life The Next Chapter is wack as HELL but i will say it is a bit of a power move to do an “it was all a dream” ending where the person dreaming isn’t even the perspective character. just some guy

[domnamewoman]

what would shang tsung, syzoth, smoke and rain be like with a gn!witch? who do spell with more natural things, like crystal, herbs, etc... imagine them being like "I found this little rock, maybe you'd like it" and their s/o picks it up like it's a goblin lol. I love your work, u are amazing 🌟

Characters: Rain, Shang Tsung, Reptile, Smoke

Warnings: Witch!GN!Reader

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“Can you hand me the duck feathers?” You ask, reaching out your hand to Syzoth.

Syzoth picks up the feathers from the table and walks over to you, placing them in your hand.

“Thank you.” You grab the feathers and stir them into the brewing elixir.

“It amazes me that all these random ingredients can be mixed together to create magic,” Syzoth says in wonderment.

“It’s not so much the ingredients than it is the intention of the person mixing them.”

“Hmm, so the real power comes from you,” Syzoth contemplates as he wraps his arms around your waist and rests his chin on your shoulder.

“Yes, I guess in a way.” You nod, “But I can’t enchant someone without them being exposed to the potion in some way.”

“You seemed to do a pretty good job of enchanting me,” Syzoth mumbles into your cheek as he places a kiss there, “Making me fall for you.”

“You are so cheesy,” You grumble, loving every part of it.

“I think I might pass out…” Zeffeero pants as he hovers over the toilet.

“I’m so sorry, baby.” You apologize as you rub comforting circles on his back.

“Why”–heave–”Why would you even need a p-potion that induces vomiting?”

“It can be useful to demobilize an enemy during a fight,” You reason sympathetically.

“Except I’m not an enemy who's trying to fig-” Zeffeero gets cut off by more contents getting expelled from his stomach.

“I mean it is kind of your fault. Why would you drink a random liquid you haven’t seen before?”

Zeffeero turns his head to you and glares, “M-My fault? I was thirsty. Why was your potion in the refrigerator?”

“The ingredients had to be cold in order to fuse together properly,” You sigh as Zeffeero is hit with another bought of vomiting, “Okay, I should have labeled it. I’m sorry.”

“H-How long is it s-supposed to last?” Zeffeero pants out.

You cringe, “Two hours…”

“Two hours!?”

Shang Tsung stares at the potion you were brewing with repulsion. He leans over and takes a sniff before quickly covering his nose and holding back a gag.

“You know, I would be most delighted to teach you my sorcery. It is more sophisticated than creating vile concoctions like this.”

“Oh shush, there is more than one way to do magic, Shang. This is mine,” You say as you add five drops of toad’s blood to the cauldron.

“It’s tedious and ineffective in an emergency. You have to spend time brewing potions and then have someone consume it for it to work,” Shang Tsung argues.

“They don’t have to consume it, I can also put it in a bottle and throw it at them like a Molotov. Also, making potions isn’t tedious, I actually find it rather relaxing.”

“What could be relaxing about this horrid smell?”

You roll your eyes before turning to Shang Tsung and raising an eyebrow, “Well if your sorcery is so sophisticated, why don’t you zap away the smell?”

You and Shang Tsung stare at each other, your smile growing by the second. Shang Tsung pompously waves his hand before turning around and walking away.

“I thought so,” you chuckle as you turn back to your potion.

You’re standing in your spell room, organizing your crystals and taking stock of potion supplies when Tomas excitedly bursts through the door.

“Baby, I got you something,” Tomas sings as he walks up to you with his hands behind his back.

“What is it?” You excitedly inquire as you try to peek around him.

“Something almost as beautiful as you.”

“Show me already,” You impatiently demand.

“Ta-da!” Says Tomas as he brings his hands in front of him and extends his fingers to reveal a rainbow-colored crystal sitting in his palms.

“Oh my gosh, Tomas-”

“It’s pretty isn’t it? I knew you would lov-”

“No, it’s dangerous.” You snatch it out of his hand and jog to the front door, throwing it as far as you can away from the house. “That is a lifeforce-draining crystal.”

“I-I just thought it was a pretty rock… I’m sorry.”

You shake your head lovingly at Tomas as you comfortingly rub his arm, “I appreciate the thought, anyway. Just leave the crystal scavenging to me.”

[sanflawoah]

Black Myth: Wukong

More brainrot commentary because I'M NOWHERE NEAR DONE WITH GOING INSANE OVER THIS MONKE GAME.

Cursed texts and massive spoilers bellow. Lots of random bits and wee woo wee woo.

First of all, YEEESSS to everything well written big budget media with heavy cultural elements that isn't western centric. Love it 👏, a thousand more like this please.

HONESTLY can't get enough of the character designs. Watching the old tv show in my childhood got me imagining the JTTW characters as these cute human with animal ears. But since the game took a more serious and darker tone they took the character design to 1000. So many memorable characters with distinct style, drip, and combat.

Ok so whose idea was it to make some of the plants sentient and will beat your ass for daring to pick them up. I now have trust issues with ginseng and mushrooms

The toad bosses reminds me of Gamabunta. For a moment they also gave me a war flashback of Jedi Survivor's Oggdo-Bogdo, I want those things vaporised from earth 🔫🔫

Kang-Jin darkening the environment during her second stage, I legit thought it was a problem with my screen, until I found out other players had it too lmao. Also looove her design, silver loong with holographic glow, prettiest loong in the game

Boss musics are so LIT, I've been looping them for weeks

The Scorpionlord. First I saw him I was like HANZO HASASHI :DD??? But instead of hellfire, this time he uses venom. And the fact that the environments have autumn palette, connects me to MK 11 Shirai Ryu fire garden arena lol

an NPC called Starved Abomination. The name really sends me because ngl it's a relatable concept, I too became an abomination whenever I'm starving.

To punish Wukong for his lifetime worth of trash-talking, the game now choose The Destined One as shy and doesn't talk much except for when he screams during fights. All my grievances of expecting him to be chatty and noisy actually works out the more I understand the story. And turns out it was all part of his journey, you are meant to complete him by collecting Wukong's scattered senses. Lil introverted fur-ball of scream I love you so much. Since the NG+++ Wukong stance actually gave him voicelines, I'm guessing the Destined One is going to complete his development in actually becoming Wukong in the DLC.

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE had a beef with Wukong and now we gotta pick up after his mess. My poor Destined One walked into an area completely clueless and suddenly everyone is jumping on him because "REMEMBER THE THING YOU DID TO ME A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO??? WELL FUK YOU, NOW DIE."

~

🐱Yin Tiger🐱. First time I met him I was like ohhh who are you, you look so cool and kinda cute tho, look at those big boba eyes, pspspsps.

He's all busy with his hammer and zabuza sword, thinks you're so annoying for bothering his work. Then there's this "challenge" option and suddenly he rose and casually tossed his hammer to the ground, I was like wait I was just joking aYO I WAS JUST JOKING-, then proceeds to delete my HP in 30 seconds. Anyway I love how he appears big and heavy and yet moves so swiftly. Of ALL the tiger bosses in this game, imo he's the coolest and THE SANEST. I still can''t get over the Tiger Vanguard and Mad Tiger trauma, those orange cats are on a whole new level of insanity.

🕷️Fourth Spider Sister🕷️. I'm actually so INVESTED in her mystery, like why are you helping me? Why do you look so sad? Are those tear stains on your cheeks?? Why did the Immortal Crane said that I'm giving you "false hopes"? What were we in the previous life?

"Think about her, won't you? Should you feel like stirring trouble in your next life." WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, TELL ME. SHE SEEMS SO NICE THO, she's just a sad goth girl what did she do?? What did WE do?? And her journal entry is so interesting.

🐉Yellow Loong🐉. LISTEN.... I literally had to pause for a moment when I saw him. Cutscene plays and I was like Oohh it's going to be that type of charismatic character reciting monologue, and then I saw his name and it's THE YELLOW LOONG??? This suave horned man is The Yellow Loong??

Well damn I have to say that's one handsome loong. He's one of those elegant style fighters, my favourite genre, up there with Whiteclad Noble and Erlang Shen.

👁️Erlang Shen⚡. The way I turned up the volume when I heard Andrew Koji's Erlang voice.....It's just so.......pleasant to hear. Something about the way he did his voice, the smug taunts, the gentle almost-whispers, and the gROWLS???

I can't even with the entirety of Erlang's character design in this game, because dAMN BOI what a BEAUTY. I thought the game was going to make his appearance more mature looking, or even scarier, because that's just how it is with game character design formula, especially in games like this. But NOOOOO..... they made him ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. His face, his voice, HIS MOVESS, the way they designed his martial arts so elegantly. When you perfect dodge everything with him, it really feels like a dance. I have to note that when sometimes you tried heavy attack on him aND HE SIMPLY JUST-.... took one step to the side.... THE ABSOLUTE SLAYYY DISRESPECT💅💅. Welcome back Isshin from Sekiro.

Also I just found out that depending on what transformation you're using, he's going to react differently on each. Particularly interesting one was when you use Azure Dust. Most of the time, when you transform, he's going to transform too and chances are he's going to one-shot you out of the transformation. He doesn't do that with Azure Dust for some reason, instead he got amused because Lmao returning back to your origin?. And this line, "Walking his path is no easy feat, it will test you relentlessly". SOMETHING SOMETHING ABOUT ERLANG HAVING THIS HIDDEN BURDEN THROUGHOUT THE PLOT IS DRIVING ME INSANE, I NEED THE DLC TO EXPLORE HIS CHARACTER MORE I'M BEGGING YOU GAME SCIENCE. You can't leave me hanging with his journal entry please I want him to have some peace and closure.

Powerful quiet character with hidden struggle, the bane of my existence, my beloved.

☂️🐉The Four Heavenly Kings🎸🗡️. MAN I love these guys, their fight feels so rewarding somehow, because after all those struggles with Erlang, they feel more like a reward battle for visual entertainment.

Aside from being relatively easy, they're just so fun to watch. I keep wanting to stall the fight just to see what move sets they could perform because their coordinated attacks are just SO COOL.

South king throwing the sword at us, joined by the West king throwing punches, and then the West king passing the sword back to South king. That brief moment of them passing weapons, they need to do more of that, so sick.

The North king combo with every other kings. The West jumping up using the North's umbrella, summoned the dragon, the South yeeting the sword, and the East buffing up the umbrella thrust attack with his Pipa magic. I'd hate to be a normal human citizen under them during that scene GODDAMN. I'd say the West is the game's favourite king because he's the one with the most screentime. He's the one with distinct glowing eyes and he was the most visible behind Erlang during the opening. The North being the coolest because WTF WAS THAT TYPHOON UMBRELLA WITH THE WEST'S DRAGON ROLLING WITH IT, AND THE MUSIC QUE, ABSOLUT CINEMA. The East probably being the chillest of them all because my man was just serenading the fight yo, I like how his fingers actually moves accurately playing the BGM. I know they're on the heaven's side, but for some reason I want them to be on our side if it's possible in the DLC. If we could get Erlang, then surely we can get them? They're too epic not to have.

🐒THE GREAT SAGE'S BROKEN SHELL🐒

THE MONKEY, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. SUN. WU. KONG. THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN THIS MF SHOWED UP ON SCREEN. TEARFUL CHEER AND AND UNIMAGINABLE TERROR. AND WITH THAT BITS OF THE OG TV SHOW THEME MOTIF PLAYING WHEN HE SUMMONED JINGU BANG.

Who would've thought that we're going to fight our former self as a literal your greatest enemy is yourself concept. Like yO IT'S THE G HIMSELF WUKONG but now FUK I HAVE TO FIGHT HIM?? Look, sir, Mr. Great Sage, I know I've been playing around as you and I don't even know what I'm doing, I'M SORRY.

So now we're fighting zombie Wukong. He's literally soulless inside and his voice sounds demonic. YET STILL he radiates that lively asshole energy. You try pillar stance to get away from him, he does the same but his pillar is TALLER than yours. You try to walk off calmly, he does the same but then taunts you for it, eats a peach and then flicks the seed to your head. Kicks you to the sky and transforms his jingu bang into a pillar and plants it to the ground with you under it. He cheats by summoning kintoun and body slammed you. He summoned his clones to kick you in all directions only for the original Wukong to wait on the side yawning, then he kicks your jingu bang back at you like "pick it up bitch", and taunts you with his hand gesture to come at him. Ok now you're raging and you tried to pillar stance heavy attack at him, he's like "shut yo bitch-" and GRABBED YOUR JINGU BANG WITH YOU STILL HOLDING ON TO IT AND STARTS USING YOU AS A FLY SWATTER. Just as you think that these suffering couldn't get any worse, you tried to heal and he IMMOBILISED YOU, SNATCHED YOUR GOURD AND TOOK A SIP, decided that it tastes like shit and threw it back at you. Now THIS is the little shit that I know and love.

The whole time you tried to do a move against him, he returned the favour but better. You think your staff extension is long? Ok he'll extend his staff to a kilometer, and that's STILL him holding back. You can do ring of fire? His is bigger in diameter and burns brighter. The game had to nerf out his lore accurate skills because it's just so atrociously OP.

Ok so you finally defeated him? Just as he got dusted away he still managed to croak a last laugh.

Que good ending animated cutscene with the JTTW plot in reverse serenaded with Celestial Symphony. Happy onions, happy onions tearing up the eyes. Crank the volume up, it's all coming together. That's Ba Jie, that's Sanzang, that's Wujing, that's horse.

MMMMMMM MONKE.

[frogcroaks]

Random, I just went outside and found an old abandoned rabbit hole, and there's a huge frog, toad whatever thing in there. I think I intruded on his day of cooling off

Just thought you might like to see him since your whole blog is mostly about frogs lol

GOOD LORDDDDD HE IS SO FAT. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

[fox-from-malta]

The Phineas and Ferb fandom is barely active, but I don’t care, I love this show and am currently rewatching it so I had to doodle something… here’s a random AU idea.

Animal!Au - Phineas, Ferb, and the gang, are all pets/animals while Perry, Pinky etc. are humans (Tho Monogram and Carl are all still human lol). Candace, Phineas and Ferb are Perry’s pets, Isabella is Pinky’s pet, while Buford and Baljeet just vibe.

Candace works as an OWCA agent, while Phineas and Ferb want to help but she doesn’t let ‘em cause she’s their big sis (technically) xD

Assigned animals:

Candace: Chameleon - cause yea, we saw Dinosaurs that looked like her, and she gives me reptilian vibes.

Phineas: Mouse

Ferb: Ferret - I just doodled the two quick and this is what I came up with xD

Isabella: Rabbit - I wanted an animal who’s ears can mimic her hair.

Buford: Toad - cause ofc he is lol

Baljeet: Pangolin - Idk I jut bound an animal that I felt could work for him.

Jeremy: Bearded Dragon - haha

[perch-the-cat]

The Apocalypse P1

(cover art ig lol)

Pre Chapter 1:Day 23 9:26 am.

 Disclaimer: This is an entirely different universe from my regular headcanon. (All of this is based on a dream the author had). Blood, cursing, and slurs are in this.

ᗪ卂ㄚ 23 ㄖ千 爪乇 ㄥ丨ᐯ丨几Ꮆ 丨几 ㄒ卄丨丂 匚卂尺ᗪ乃ㄖ卂尺ᗪ 乃ㄖ乂 山丨ㄒ卄 爪ㄚ ㄚㄖㄩ几Ꮆ乇尺 丂丨丂ㄒ乇尺. 几ㄖ, 山乇 卂尺乇几'ㄒ 卩ㄖㄖ尺, 几ㄖ ㄖㄩ尺 卩卂尺乇几ㄒ丂 ᗪ丨ᗪ几'ㄒ Ꮆ丨ᐯ乇 ㄩ丂 ㄩ卩… 丨 爪乇卂几 ㄖㄩ尺 爪ㄖㄒ卄乇尺 丨丂 ᗪ乇卂ᗪ 乃ㄩㄒ 山卄卂ㄒ乇ᐯ乇尺. ㄒㄖ 山卄ㄖ爪乇ᐯ乇尺 爪卂ㄚ 千丨几ᗪ ㄒ卄丨丂 丨 山丨ㄥㄥ ㄒ乇ㄥㄥ ㄚㄖㄩ ㄒ卄乇 丂ㄒㄖ尺ㄚ, ㄖ千 卄ㄖ山 ㄒ卄乇 卂卩ㄖ匚卂ㄥㄚ卩丂乇 乃乇Ꮆ卂几… ㄖ几乇 ᗪ卂ㄚ… 乃ㄩㄒ 几ㄖㄒ 几ㄖ山…

丨Ꮆ几卂ㄒ丨ㄩ丂 Ҝㄖㄖ卩卂

 Iggy puts down the notebook he'd been writing in for the past 23 days. The air was deadly silent. Iggy and Wendy have been living in this giant ass cardboard box that worked like one of those little kid houses that would be placed in someone's backyard.

 The only thing keeping it from collapsing was the tape and the fact it hadn't rained since the day the apocalypse started. The cardboard box itself was in the middle of some random Darklandian's backyard. Nothing was safe. Castle Koopa, Walmart, Amazon. In every building, you could find at least one zombie.

 How this started you may ask? Well here's the story…

Concept art for Wendy and Iggy

Chapter 1: The Apocalypse: Aug 29th Day 1, 8:46 pm

 “I've been waiting all year for this I'm so fucking excited!” Bowser Jr jumps on Ludwig in excitement forgetting the fact he's not really a kid anymore, therefore making the two fall to the ground.

 Iggy chuckles at this and leans over his older brother and younger cousin. Ludwig looks up at Iggy with a somewhat spiteful look in his eyes as if trying to say, “Help me up already, idiot”

 Iggy completely ignores Ludwig's glares and taunts him, “Looks like you've been smashed!” Iggy chuckles with his smug-ass grin.

 Ludwig growls takes Iggy's glasses off his face and throws them off into the distance.

 Iggy is now unable to see anything including color so he retorts in an almost sarcastic manner, “Wow, so mature, especially coming from the eldest koopaling”

 “You know fully damn well not to taunt me, you maniatic jackass” Ludwig snarls at Iggy in a threatening tone.

 Iggy attempts to walk off but forgets he cannot see and trips onto Junior and Ludwig, “Damnit…”

 Roy walks up with Iggy's glasses in his hands, “Hey Iggy, I think you dropped this”

 “Wow, I would've never noticed, Captain Obvious” Iggy rolls his eyes, snatches the glasses out of his hands, and stands up.

 As Iggy got up, Ludwig aggressively shoved Junior off of him and tidied himself up. Junior gave Ludwig a mad look as he pushed him. Junior grabbed onto Iggy to stabilize himself. Once Junior stood up, Iggy leaned over and put his arm on Junior’s head as if he were an armrest.

 Junior convinced Bowser to take them to an art exhibit instead of an amusement park (which everyone but Junior and Ludwig didn’t want to go). But little did they know that that night was gonna be a horrible tragic night. They all got to the art exhibit, exploring and messing around. Koopas and Toads, evenly spread amongst the exhibit.

 “Ah, isn’t this relaxing?” Ludwig taunts Iggy and Wendy with a smirk.

 “You know we both didn’t want to come here, Lud,” Wendy glared over at Ludwig’s cocky face.

 “Your loss…” Ludwig shrugs off. He notices a piano in the distance and continues more excited now, “Oooo, a piano!” With that, Ludwig walks off.

 “God, this is the most boring thing I’ve been to… Funerals are more fun than this! I don’t get what Junior sees in these art exhibits!” Iggy once again uses someone's head as if it were an armrest, this time being Wendy's.

 “Please stop-”

 “Ok…” Iggy then removes his arm and puts it down to his side.

 It was peaceful, yet boring. Pieces of art that looked to be randomly spread about the room of the exhibit. Out of the blue, there was a loud screech that sounded like a tornado siren but if it was right up against their ears. The screaming came from a toad, so it was 10 times more loud and annoying. Some guards ran over to the screaming toad. There was a little ring of people around the toad when Iggy and Wendy got there. Bowser pushes people out of the way so he could see what was happening.

 “What’s happening!? Did someone get hurt?” Bowser immediately starts asking the guards questions.

 “THERE’S A SPIDER IN HERE!!!” Shouted the toad that was screaming, “IT WAS ON MY ARM! I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT WENT!!!”

 Everyone gasps in horror. There were a few confused Koopas who didn’t know why that was such a big deal and started walking off.

 Alright in case you’ve never read this before and don’t know the deal with spiders and toads in my headcanon, here’s a little summary of why. Do you know that one type of spider that can get infected by fungi and turn undeadish? Well if you didn’t know, now you know! Anyway, the toads have an irrational fear of spiders touching them and making the spiders become undead. They are scared that once the spider is undead, it will bite someone who isn’t a toad and make a zombie apocalypse. So yeah that’s why everyone is scared of toads touching a spider. Anyway, back to the story.

 Some toads and koopas start running around and panic. Screams fill the room, sculptures being knocked down and shattering once hitting the ground causing more chaos. Some Guards start shouting things like, “FIND THE SPIDER!” or “GET IT BEFORE IT BITES” making the chaos even more unstable. Iggy picks Wendy up so they can get out before any commotion happens. A few other people get the idea of exiting the building. The room suddenly goes dead silent after there was a scream from a koopa troopa. The koopa was sitting on the ground eyeballing the spider that was sitting on their hand. Some guards grab a cup and some paper.

 “Don’t-” The Koopa with the spider on its hand mutters to the guards.

 “I have to,” The Koopa guard responds in a hushed tone.

 “Please, DON’T!” the koopa quivers.

 “Sorry…” and with that, the guard throws the cup onto the koopa's hand. Right as he was about to put the paper under the cup to retrieve it the spider bites the koopa.

 The koopa who got bit, screams in fear and holds their hand in pain. The crowd backs away slightly in fear of what could happen.

 “Hey, the myths are lies! I’m not a zombie!” The Koopa jumps up triumphantly.

 Like a basketball smoothly falling through a basketball net one of their eyes falls out. The only thing keeping it from hitting the floor was the little cord thing. Everyone screams in shock including the koopa with the dangling eyeball. The chaos starts back up again everyone screaming and flailing their arms everywhere running around like chickens that just had their enclosure invaded.

 A few people had the logical idea to start running away from the chaos, while others attacked the koopa and started becoming more zombie-like by the second. The zombie koopa bites a few other koopas. And thus the apocalypse began…

Beginning/Chapter 2

[galactic-knightmare]

Bowuigi but everyone is Oblivious

Today is headcannon/random au day. mostly because I want a moment from phantom interferance. (also to make people suffer on the cliffhanger I made lmaoo)

Anyway, I typed out this idea over in the Bowuigi server but I figured I could share it on here too.

Most of the ideas for bowuigi are the two being oblivious to their own feelings, while everyone else knows and is just like “wow these idiots gay AND dumb”

but what if it was the opposite.

Bowuigi but the two absolutely know they like each other and go on dates and stuff and everyone else is like “nah their just friends lol”

Like, they do the cliche couples things like holding hands and sitting on park benches together and everyone else is just like “Their just doing friend things! there’s no romance there at all!”

the two just don’t realize no one knows and are like “wow their a lot more accepting of all this then I feared!” meanwhile everyone thinks their just friends.

Luigi just texts Mario that he’s going to stay with his boyfriend for the week and Mario, despite knowing that he’s been planning a trip to the Dark Lands, is all like “Wow I didn’t know he had a boyfriend. I’ll just wait until he’s comfortable to talk about it. Wonder if Bowser knew about this?”

Bowser kidnaps Peach to ask her what kind of dates/gifts Luigi likes and she’s just like “aww, he’s trying to be a matchmaker for his new friend!”

Toad just sees the two of them on a park bench kissing on valentines and is like “Mm yes. this is normal friend behavior”

Junior is the only one who realizes whats going on and is constantly annoyed that his siblings (and everyone else for that matter) won’t believe him.

E. Gadd possibly knows, since Luigi tells him a lot if stuff, but no one really talks to him and he’s too busy doing ghost research to say anything about it.

Anyway that’s pretty much the entirety of what I said on the server. enjoy my random brain thoughts XD

[scrunglepaws]

Shadow with adorable little kittens and a bunch of random stuff.

- Concept of NHZ!Metal, but he looks way junkier than I intended. That's just because I'm not great at drawing him, I think. But ye, he's got wheels so he can nyoom down the pavement like a cute lil dork.

- Vulpine Supplement from the Kaleidoscope birthday special, lol. (Psst, the reference is from Star Trek- Data feeds his cat, Spot, feline supplement #25 :P)

- Ship idea I think would be neat and not in a healthy couple kinda way. But also I could use a refresher on Fiona's character, so... -shrug-

- When certain songs play sometimes I can't help but imagine the cast of fics breaking out into musical numbers. Mostly Aquarius Sails, but some others, too. The pure unfiltered silly cringe sustains my lifeforce.

- idk why I wrote supper instead of super.

- Concept designs for the creatures Nine and Mangey fought in k/a3/ch2. Idk why I called the one thing a deer when it's more like a gazelle, but oh well. Its "quills" and how it fires them are actually based on a tarantula's hairs. Bloodbag is just a lumpy toad and Crusher is kind of an armadillo/gorilla thingie

[elmleif]

While Norah was in labor the entire house was a complete shit show lol. Damn near every single neighborhood cat decided to stop by, there's random cats flying across the kitchen, and Toad scratched up all of the furniture before mating with Frog (I guess witnessing childbirth was just a super inspiring moment for them) so Allegra will have kitten siblings soon.

Build is Bedlington Boathouse by @plumdale I’ve just redecorated a bit!!

[zackfairscumslut]

Hello there! May I request matchup for Final Fantasy VII Remake/Rebirth? It's really up to you if you'll pair me with male or female character and I would also like to include reasoning dynamics, headcanons, photos, and music, thank you so much!

𝗦𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀: Transmasc (AFAB-Assigned Female at Birth) Genderfluid, Biromantic and Pansexual; He/They

𝗔𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲: 22 years old, around 5'3", Southeast Asian (Filipino) with Spanish ancestry. Chubby with Messy Medium brunette hair with grayish tips [mistakenly thought to be dyed], Chocolate brown eyes, and a Small beauty mark on my forehead.

𝗦𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲: Feminine Tomboy, Soft Punk/Rocker Chic, Casual Chic, Modernist Chic, and Rustic fashion style (like Malia Tate)

𝗠𝗕𝗧𝗜, 𝗘𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 & 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁: ENTP-T, 4w5, Neutral Good

𝗣𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀: Gentle, Warm, Polite, Supportive, Religious, Unassuming, Creative, Multifaceted, Diplomatic, Nurturing, Booksmart, Fair-minded, Enthusiastic, Insightful, Adventurous, Well-rounded,and Childlike

𝗡𝗲𝘂𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀: Complex, Sarcastic, Driven, Wary, Reluctant, Loud, Outspoken, Keen, Sensitive, Chatty, Traditionalist, Feisty, Clumsy, Humorous, Stubborn, Hopeless romantic, and Dogmatic

𝗡𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘁𝘀: Volatile, Flighty, Inconsistent, Aloof or Dependent (depending on the mood), Potty-mouthed, Gullible, [a bit] Manipulative, Exasperating, [can be] Possessive [but needs your own space], Restless, Tenacious, Indecisive, Overly dramatic, Moody, Blunt, and Condemning

𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀: Arts, Literature, Creative writing, History, Old cathedrals, Catholic theology, Catechism, Saints, Choir, Amateur-fact reading, Social commentary, Beauty pageants, Makeup, Cute minimalistic items, Eating, Night sky, Astronomical events, Galaxy color palette, Karaoke, ASMR, Rock bands, 2000s-2010s music, Kpop, Cartoons, Memes, and Chilling both Indoors and Outdoors

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀: Stereotyping (I hate it when I labeled as sunshiny girly girl), Forced obligation, Being left out, Interrupted plans, Emotional invalidation, Apathy, Judgemental people, Hypocrites, Pressuring, No privacy, Forcing to do I'm against with, Gaslighting, Telenovelas, Dirty bathrooms, blackout, Lightning, Firecrackers, Toads, Snakes, Cockroaches, Bees, Toxic Masculinity, Misogyny, Fake woke, Nitpicking, Trash talkers, Extremists, Crab Mentality, and Overly girly things

𝗛𝗼𝗯𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀: Drawing, Conceptualizing original characters, Writing, Reading random subjects (except math), Singing, Dancing [when nobody's around (I'm very bad at it)], Walking like a so-so called model (if I ever feel so confident), Sharing nerdy or opinionated thoughts, Sleeping, Listening to music, Chatting in social media, Watching videos on YouTube (mostly ASMR and color coded lyrics or audio), Watching cartoons, Creating clay charms, Making terrible jokes/puns, and Cooking

𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀: Drawing, Sketching, Painting, Modeling clay crafting, Hand lettering, Scrapbooking, Creative writing, Essay writing, Singing, Playing flute recorder, Doing makeup, Acting, and Public speaking

𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗞𝗽𝗼𝗽 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀:

My Chemical Romance

Evanescence

Avril Lavigne

𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗞𝗽𝗼𝗽 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 + 𝗕𝗶𝗮𝘀𝗲𝘀: (I'm really late in that fandom lol)

ATEEZ (Biases: Mingi, Hongjoong, Wooyoung, and Yeosang)

Seventeen (Biases: Woozi, Joshua, Jeonghan, Wonwoo, Jun, and Dino)

ENHYPEN (Biases: Ni-Ki, Heeseung, and Jay)

TXT (Biases: Yeonjun and Taehyun)

ZEROBASEONE (Biased: Ricky, Jiwoong, and Zhang Hao)

𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀:

I was diagnosed with mild ADHD when I was a child

Once a Computer Science major shifted to Secondary Education major in English

Used to be a member of Campus Ministry, and served as a lector, a psalmist, and a choir member of my school at the same time for three years from 9th grade to 12th grade.

I’m part of the Education and Hotel Restaurant Management college department choral group who won our school’s chorale competition last December

Currently one of the overall top students in college department of my school (ranked 23 out of 100+ college students)

P.S.: I wait and lurk around Tumblr to see if there are any active Final Fantasy matchups, so thank you so much for making one and have a great day/night ahead! 💖

Matchup for @aeriscallanga <3

Thank you sm for requesting!

💌𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒔..

Aerith/Aeris Gainsborough!

I Know You

Faye Webster ♥︎

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ˏˋ➷Starting Off Simple With my Initial Reasons

This might have very well been expected, so I apologize.

<3

⋆ — First, I would like to say that Aerith would greatly appreciate your childlike and adventurous nature, as it matches well with hers. Having her person, who's down to have fun (together, specifically) is definitely something that means a lot to her.

✰ — Her empathy and capability to read others and understand would also be of value to you, I think. She'd never make you feel as though the way you're feeling and/or thinking is wrong in any way. If she didn't understand, she'd try damn hard to. She' never judges nor purposefully makes you feel less than. "You know.. I like that you aren't afraid of the way you feel."

✰ — Following that same idea, she'd give you the freedom to express yourself however need be. Whether it's a suit and tie or a leather top, you're you. And that's all Aerith cares about. Pink and frills kept all to herself. She'd never try and force anything onto you unless it was something you explicitly wanted. "Gender isn't worn on the outside, silly. It's what you got in here." With a little tap to your chest.

⋆ — Along with that, your moody and blunt tendencies, while contrasting with Aerith, wouldn't be much of a problem in her eyes. She really just enjoys having somebody around who wants to be with her as much as she does them. Even if their mood varies. She'd come prepared. Any and all time spent in the others company is good and valuable. Infact, I'd say she'd enjoy not having to guess what you mean.

⋆ — To be met with the same warmth and nurturing hands she provides to everyone else will be a breath of fresh air. Your equal support of one another is something you'd each cherish. Especially Aerith. To her, it had been a rarity her whole life to be included. To be supported. Whether or not you share the same sentiment, you also hate being left out. The two of you would make an excellent pairing for the very reason of never letting the other feel alone.

⋆ — Ah, but one good thing about Aerith is she won't push it too hard. If space is what you need, it's what she's got. Privacy and alone time aren't a price of love, and she knows that well.

✰ — Your creative passions are definitely things she's intrigued by. As evident in Rebirth, Aerith, too, has a knack for singing and taking the stage herself. I could imagine the two of you bonding over these shared interests and talents together. (More on this later..)

⋆ — Aerith's church! The scenic aspect of it, along with the familiarity of a religious environment would appeal to you. Also, the lack of nature in Midgar. Both the church and her house would be two of your favorite places. (More on this later..)

ˏˋ➷Dynamic of the Duo

I Will Be

Avril Lavigne ♥︎

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<3

🩷: Your similarities make for some good times. Seeing eye to eye is a good thing! She gets you, you get her. Between Aerith's sass and your feist, some pretty eventful stuff is bound to happen.

🩷: Aerith loves your stupid jokes. It's the little things, is it not? Teasing and giggling with each other are some of the highlights of hangouts.

🩷: You're equally as enthusiastic and eager, which leads to very fulfilling dates. And, while going out is certainly on the agenda, neither of you mind kicking it back every once in awhile to invest in some cartoons.

🩷: Being childish does not mean being stupid. Another thing the two of you share is intelligence. Some deep conversations are to come from this, with both of you walking away in comfortable agreement.

🩷: When it gets rough and unstable, Aerith's your rock. Just a glimpse of that smile makes it feel like all the pieces fit together, even if they don't. She stands grounded and constant when you aren't, and that's comforting.

🩷: Being each other's certified hype people! Raising your significant other up is a key point in this relationship. Aerith is your girl, and you're her partner. Some things just come with the package, and unwavering support is all over this one. It's all high-fives and "woohoo!"s.

🩷: Loving what's unique. She'd be so giddy to play with your hair. Forehead kisses, also. "Physical proof of just how cute you are!" Her eyes never fail to catch you in a trance. So deep, and full of life. All of your features are her favorite ones. She gushes all day non-stop about her awesome partner.

🩷: As for taking charge, I say it's shared amongst you guys. Both of you are outspoken and bold people. It just depends on the day, and who gets to it first.

ˏˋ➷Time Spent Together

Hate to See Your Heart Break

Paramore ♥︎

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<3

💭:Lots of passion.

💭:She'd definitely model for you! Quite a few of your canvases are spent on her.

💭:You'd be the one to show her a pretty sky. Quell that fear.

💭: Karaoke nights are often. From sweet 'n savory duets up in her room to bars/spots you find around town. You find she looks stunning under the cheap lighting.

💭:Academic pursuits. You see her face in every crowd, feel her embrace after every speech.

💭:Shared scrapbook. Preserved versions of everytime you finally had your other half.

💭:You aren't getting out of flower deliveries. A helping hand (or two) certainly won't hurt. And she requires your input, of course.

💭:The church is that perfect mix of indoor/outdoor. Pretty flowers that smell like her. Sophisticated, yet aged and deteriorated structure your eyes can appreciate. Right up your alley.

💭:Her house is cozy and perfect for late nights in. A little chunk of heaven that belongs to her, that she lets you into.

💭:Like the modeling, she doesn't mind getting her makeup done, either. You make her feel especially pretty when she's all done up. You get to have fun, and see the confident sparkle in her eye when it's done.

💭:Carefree and awkward dancing between the two of you and the stars. Her hands here, your feet there.. it's uncoordinated and perfect.

💜: Your hair rests under her curious fingertips, tousled and bronzed. ❝It's so..❞ You suck in a breath, shoulders going slump with disappointed expectation. ❝..pretty.❞ Oh. Hah. Nice.

ˏˋ➷Some Photos<3

Thank you for your submission! This is my first time, so apologies if it isn't the greatest.

[fangirlingatstuff]

Can you maybe write a bunch of random headcannons or a x reader for Mandrake? Sorry I'm weird lol.

Indeed I can, anon!! And dont worry, you’re not weird

Hell yes, mandrake stuff!!!!

Mandrake General and Romantic Headcanons

General:

While it may seem like Mandrake has a short temper, that couldn’t be farther from the truth. He wouldn’t have gotten as far as he has being Lord of Wrathwood if he was quick to anger.

He does, however, find a lot of things annoying, and his solution to that is usually to get rid of the annoying thing (said thing usually being troops of leafmen, toads looking to make a quick buck, rowdy boggans, etc.,)

He is opportunistic by nature. If Mandrake sees a chance, for anything, he will take it. This is why he was suddenly more aggressive on the offensive when Queen Tara was to pick an heir to the throne. He saw a chance to completely throw off the scales in his favor and he took it.

If it wasn’t already clear, this man is a family man. He fucking LOVES his family, they don’t just mean the world to him, they ARE the entire world to him.

If Dagda said he didn’t want to keep fighting anymore, Mandrake would begrudgingly come up with a truce with the Leafmen, he cares that much.

Whether he wants to or not is another story, he quite enjoys being a menace and having others fear him.

Mandrake goes through shifts with his son, Dagda, when it comes to commanding the troops. That way they both are able to get proper rest, but it also means that they don’t spend as much time together as they could.

When there is a lull in Mandrake’s offensive nature, him and Dagda will go on patrols or hunting together to catch up. He always tries to make time for his son when need be.

However when he does have free time, Mandrake can be found riding with his grackle, Nightshade, either hunting or exploring certain areas he had never been before, or back at Wrathwood reading stolen scrolls or working on new weapons.

He is curious by nature. If he finds something that catches his interest, he wants to know every little thing about it. He’s particularly interested in human music, instruments and records are fascinating to him, especially if music is on a CD or something like a phone or radio.

He has broken in to Nim’s tree multiple times. He doesn’t just read out of necessity but out of actual interest. He probably has taught himself and his son how to read English so that they can break into Professor Bomba’s house and read some of his books. And just in general harass him, they find it funny to steal his things and watch him fume over himself trying to figure out where they went.

Unlike the leafmen, they made it a point to mess with the human as much as possible. It became a game to see who could steal the most stuff without him noticing. Dagda currently has a streak.

While he doesn’t as much anymore, Mandrake loves to just in general mess with others. It is his form of entertainment.

Mandrake and Ronin have a serious score to settle between the two yet no one really knows why. Ronin won’t talk about it, especially after Tara’s death, and Mandrake will only allude to it in passing. The only people who know why is Ronin’s second in command, Finn, Nim Galuu, the late Queen Tara, and one of Mandrake’s closest confidantes, a boggan named Weevil.

Mandrake is a lot stronger than others give him credit for. That scene where he brought down a huge oak tree single handedly from meters away? Yeah, that’s not just a one-off feat of strength. That’s barely a taste.

For all his cruelties and reputation as a feared warlord, this man has a soft side and the common person will see it when he is around kids.

He loves children. He can’t resist being soft for a child and is really gentle with infants. If he could, he’d have a whole litter of them, he loved being a father and adores just being around kids.

He makes it a point to never harm a child directly, and he makes sure that the rest of his army knows the consequences if they do so.

Romantic:

I mentioned that Mandrake is very family orientated. This also applies to his partner. If you aren’t just a fling and you and him are together, this man is the definition of devoted husband.

When I say devoted, I mean D E V O T E D. Just say the word and he will be leveling the entire forest for you. Please say the word. Just give him the excuse to do it. Don’t ever joke about it because he will take any chance he can to burn the forest to the ground with glee.

In a relationship with him, there is noone above the other. The two of you are equals, both in public, in private, and in power among the hoard. Your word means just as much if not more than Mandrake’s, only because Mandrake has a pension for punishing those who disobey his partner. The boggans hope you’re the more agreeable of the two, because if you say “No you cannot kill another boggan just because they forgot to go on patrol like I told them to,” then everyone can breathe a sigh of relief.

That being said, your relationship is built on trust and honesty, so there is a LOT of leeway for teasing. So much of it. If it wasn’t for your relationship, it would seem mean, but he never means any of it and neither do you.

If anything either of you do or say crosses a line, there is no shame in telling the other so, boundaries and limits are always respected, and “no” will usually never need to be repeated.

The only exception will come to affairs with the leafmen. You will have to be very firm if you ever disagree with him in those matters. It might irritate him, but he isn’t mad for long. Even if you do argue. He firmly believes in not going to bed angry and he will be open to talking to you about whatever the issue at hand is.

He loves to make you flustered. Especially if he has to work hard for it, it makes the sight of you blushing even more satisfying.

Challenge him. Physically, intellectually, emotionally, playfully, he does not like anything easy and he doesn’t find complete submission interesting. It actually makes him uncomfortable. If there is a set power dynamic between you two, be a brat. It’s more fun for the both of you.

There is one hard line that Mandrake doesn’t break: You have to get along with his son. If you and Dagda don’t get along, sorry, he’s not interested.

Though, it’s very hard not to get along with Dagda, he’s generally fun to be around and you’d most likely be best friends with him if you hadn’t gotten with Mandrake when Dagda was a child.

Expect a lot of roughhousing. Whether it’s you and Mandrake, Mandrake and Dagda, whatever, this man is like a cat and will pounce on you without warning for an impromptu wrestling sesh. Sometimes its playful, other times it’s like trying to run away from a dog who is set on trying to tackle you.

While Mandrake is busy, very busy, usually, when he has down time he is always with you. He hates being away from you for long and gets extremely clingy. Depending on how much time away you spend from him, he might not let you out of his sight and will follow you around.

He will make excuses, though. Saying he has nothing better to do or that he has free-time. That’s a lie, he is purposefully skirting his usual responsibilities just so he can refill his “you time” meter.

He lives off of domestic moments, but he can pull out the romantic in him. Solo flights with you at night, finding a clearing and just lying down in the grass to watch the stars, bringing you trinkets and gifts that he had found on patrol, wait the gifts—THE GIFTS!

He is ALWAYS trying to bring you stuff. It could be stomper jewelry he found, something he stole from the Jinn, weapons, furs, fresh kills, cool bones or rocks, he is like a crow and he wants to show you all the near little things he found. Hang them up on the walls or shelves of your chambers or wear them and he will puff up in pride.

If you show in an interest in something, he is going out of his way to try and find every little thing that fits that interest. He can have a one track mind so you might have to keep him on a leash and tell him he cant just break into a stomper’s house and steal their stuff.

There are no secrets between you two. If there were, they aren’t kept for long. Mandrake doesn’t like gossip, but he makes an exception for you. The two of you will gossip like teenage girls but then never say a word to anyone else.

If you couldn’t fight before, that’s fixed within the week. Sparring is his version of a date night so you pick up very quickly how to at the very least fend off your partner. And if you can hold your own against Mandrake, you don’t really need to worry about anyone else.

But lord forbid if anyone hurts you. There isn’t anything, leafmen and nature be damned, that will get in his way once he finds out who dared to lay a hand on you in malice. He will make an example of them, and it will give him a lot of pride if you are happy to watch.

By himself, Mandrake is the most feared being in the forests of Moonhaven. By yourself, you might as well have the power to take over not only Moonhaven but the rest of the surrounding forests if you so pleased. But by each other’s side?

Ronin needs to be careful. Upsetting you just gives Mandrake the “go ahead” to raise living hell upon the forest.

You occasionally will turn around and see Mandrake gazing at you with the softest and warmest look in his eyes. You mean everything to him, you are his family, his world, and he would do anything for you if you allowed it.

Call him a sap, he won’t deny it.

[bonefall]

hi louisiana anon. i figured if i had any conflicting vocab or anything is kind of odd or you even just have any questions id stay off anon to make communication easier LOL . also sorry about my icon its a joke but i keep it on principle. anyway. the choice of vocab is based specifically on the ecology of bayou teche.

baymew loves contractions, and will generally "slur" words. so words that are like. "consonant + i + vowel" will turn into "consonant + y + vowel" (ex: "urriu" into "urryu"). in the same way if there's a word thats "consonant + a + consonant" it will turn into "consonant + ar + consonant" (ex: "ssabgi" into "ssarbgi"). generally the vocab editions are going to be pretty short because they love smashing words together and slurring letters together. words ending with an -r will sometimes turn into a -w but its based on threat level to a certain extent. kafyar doesnt become kafyaw for example but words like meer become meew. none of this is for any reason than to simulate the cajun accent just for fun. i kind of just took a random assortment of animals after the really important ones

as far as vocab goes: yyurrgruu - alligator (based off the sound of their bellowing) chra'a - alligator hatchling sshka'aksh - rattlesnake sskarrp - cottonmouth prri'i - cattle egret chra'achi - cricket frog erri - eastern narrow-mouthed toad yai'i - mosquito (i dont remember if y'all had added a word for mosquito yet but i wanted it to be based on the high pitched noise they make and also the sound a cat might make when they notice they're being fed on) itkracchi - crawfish (another one i dont remember if theres a word for currently. i was going to alter the word for crayfish. anyways.) brryeiw - nutria iipee - wood duck (male) epa'a - wood duck (female) grrayyo - black bear (general) gra'ag - black bear (female) (based off grunt noises they use to communicate with their cubs) grryyaw - black bear cub wyyao - white tail doe wyyur - white tail buck wa'aa - white tail fawn ryyri - peregrine falcon truawa'a - tupelo tyrkoaw - cypress tyrko'oawa - cypress knee yyfum - spanish moss (i smushed together yyb and fum) yshoa'aw - bayou rosshlop - sediment-filled bayou water (rosha and sslop) rraashush - brackish stream

anyway very fun little exercise . i coulda added any fish whatsoever and other environmental stuff but i lost steam. i may be back with more.

I desperately want to comment back on that icon but I'm literally an outed Homestuck. I don't have any high ground here.

Anyway, what I especially love about this dialect is the attention paid to accent, how words tend to get slurred and contracted. It makes it feel like it really is a new take on the base language, and that's extremely fitting for this super unique region

Plus the sheer amount of words there!!

If you ever add more/make another post following up, let me know. In the meanwhile, I'll add this to the dialect submission section of the masterpost.

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Weirdest Dutch words when literally translated.

Peanut butter = pindakaas = peanut cheese

Ladybug = lieveheersbeestje = sweet ruling small beast

Other word for lady bug = kapoentje = a word also used for a small rooster

Sandwich = boterham = butter ham

Hippo = nijlpaard = horse of the nile

Some weird cuss words:

mierenneuker = ant fucker

kloothommel = ball sack bumblebee

Pissebed = isopod. 'Pee in bed'

Oorwurm = ear worm or earwig

ijsberen = polar bearing aka pacing back and forth

pannekoek = pancake, also used to call someone an idiot.

The word 'gadverdamme' which basically means disgusting or ew, also shortened into 'gadver'

is a word taken from the cuss word 'godverdomme' which means god damn me, also shortened into 'godver'.

Pestlijer = plague sufferer. Other used with tyfus (typhus) and kanker (cancer)

Val dood = fall to your death

Ga naar de hel = go to hell

More word random words

Eekhoorn = squirrel aka old word for oak tree horn

Eenhoorn = unicorn aka one horn

Neushoorn = rhino aka nose horn

Patatje oorlog = war fries. French fries with peanut sauce, mayonaise and raw chopped onions. Way better than it sounds.

Hollandse nieuwe = Dutch new, the first caught young herring of the season to be eaten raw

Klok house = apple core aka clock house

Handschoenen = hand shoes, gloves.

Spijkerbroek = iron nail pants. Jeans.

@ is called an apenstaartje or monkey's tail

Schildpad aka turtle = shielded toad

Slachtoffer = slaughter sacrifice which is the Dutch word for ANY victim. Could be murder could be like, you got scammed.

The Dutch word for gums is tandvlees aka TOOTH MEAT

We are on crack

Slakken = snails

Naaktslakken = ‘naked snails’ (slug)

Mushroom is a paddestoel aka a chair for toads.

Vogelbekdier is platypus but it means literally bird beak animal

Huppelkut - skipping c*nt, a ditzy girl

Bakvis - baking fish, a teenage girl

Zeehond - sea dog aka seal LOL