#loki being sweet

[meep-meep-richie]

Loki, my dear, what´s going on in that beautiful head of you

[jujutsustraycats]

Feral men huh?

You like feral men, ish?

Good Lord, Nami, don't.

[nostalgia-tblr]

Too soon? 😭😬🌲

[icanmakeusbothworse]

I’m gonna be so active for the next couple hours (I’m lying) but UGH they were so FLIRTY I love this for them they’re so silly. They’re literally simultaneously bickering and teasing each other like they’ve been married for a millennia and I love that for them

[worstloki]

Loki surveilling the skyline of New York from the top of Stark Tower and clocking that his favorite paired set of buildings are gone. sad

[practically-an-x-man]

ok fuck it i'm going to bed. it's been a LONG fucking day and I can't stop myself from compulsively looking at election shit (even though I know it's too early to give any of it major stock yet) so I think at this point I just need to go watch some silly Rhett and Link videos and try to sleep past it.

[woodelf68]

LOKI 2.4

I don't see why they can't keep Dox in Holding forever; they had no problem pruning Lokis into the Void for forever. >.>

Dammit, Sylvie, it would have taken OB and Victor five seconds to sign each other's copies of the TVA Guidebook; could you not let them have their brief moment of fanboying joy?

OB's explanation of the Loom is very helpful here; it reminds me of the Doctor on Doctor Who explaining sciencey things to his companions on screen so that the kiddies (and adults, lol) at home could understand what was going on. (Okay, so the TVA as a TARDIS, discuss. Look at all those long corridors its got for running in!) I loved OB's "...the backlog of branches that was created when someone...*looks accusingly at Sylvie* ...killed He Who Remains and released all those branches and ruined my life." (Aw, come on, OB, you're out of the basement now! You're making friends and meeting admirers of your work!)

Loki claiming that the little figure in the model was clearly not him so why did he have to be the one to 'hoof it' and lob the throughput multiplier into the Loom? Well, Loki, you have very long legs and can run fast, also tradition has been established that your character is the one who gets sent to do the hard jobs for others; just be glad you're not being asked to steal Surtur's flame and doom Asgard this time around. (Of course, your decision to abscond with the Tesseract has already caused the TVA to erase the Asgard of your timeline, people and realm both, so...uh, never mind, pretend I never said anything.)

MOBIUS AND HIS PIE AGAIN. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT THE TVA LACES THE PIE WITH DRUGS TO KEEP ITS WORKERS DOCILE AND HAPPY WITH HAVING NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF WORK AND POSSIBLY ACTS AS A CONTINUAL DOSAGE OF SOMETHING THAT KEEPS THEM FROM REGAINING THEIR MEMORIES? MOBIUS CAN'T GO TOO LONG WITHOUT ANOTHER SLICE OF PIE BECAUSE HE'S EXPERIENCING THE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS OF AN ADDICT. I was so happy to hear Sylvie call him out on his pie-seeking habits and his refusal to try to find out any information about the timeline he was pulled from. Like sure it might hurt to remember a family whom he'd lost, but I'd rather honour the memories of loved ones by remembering them than being too cowardly to do so.

I have to agree with the point I saw raised in another post of 'WHY do they have to fix the Loom? Surely all the multiple timelines managed to exist just fine on their own before it was created?' Also, hoo boy, did Loki's speech about how you can't free a people and then leave them to look after themselves remind anyone else of Asgard's justification of being the ruler of the Nine Realms? Keeping a military presence on those conquered worlds? AND NO, LOKI, YOU'RE NOT A GOD, YOUR DAD TOLD ME SO IN A BIT OF THE SACRED TIMELINE YOU DIDN'T GET TO EXPERIENCE. Although this time at the TVA is Loki's post-Thanos period when he was claiming the same thing in the Sacred Timeline, wanting to be a 'benevolent god'. So...that actually ties in.

Um -- do we all agree that Miss Minutes looked orgasmic watching everyone (except Brad) be crushed in the cube thingie?

(Was Loki pruning himself related back to the time slipping thing? I still don't really understand what the point of that was.)

OB: But if I reboot Miss Minutes, we'll lose the magic dampeners in the TVA!

Loki and Sylvie: THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM!

Oh hell yeah, Bradley, prune that bitch! I HOPE YOU END UP IN THE VOID WITH A HUNGRY ALLIGATOR, RAVONNA.

Kudos to Timely for sensibly asking if it's safe before sticking his head inside some alien machinery and not just blindly following instructions.

LIGHT! BEAUTIFUL LIGHT IN THE TVA! I don't care what this means as long as I can properly see what's going on!

Oh. Oh shit. Spaghettification is what's going on, huh. *Salutes Victor Timely* May you get the afterlife you hoped for, sir, you died a noble death. Guys. Guys, stop staring into the blinding radioactive light; I'm sure that's not good for your eyes.

And...what a cliffhanger; it's like FINALLY all the pieces are falling into place and the story is getting to someplace exciting. That was a good episode; I hope it keeps up this pace next week and something good happens if the Loom is going pear-shaped. I gotta try to remember to watch this on Thursday for a change.

@delyth88 -- finally felt inspired to make a long reaction post! (And my stupid computer glitched about 2/3 of the way through and I had to rewatch what I'd already seen to remember what I had been commenting on! I blame the TVA.)

[ash-muses]

@swanprincessodette || [ continued ]

The touch had been unexpected for Loki, who seemed to flinch slightly in response, yet never pulled away. Instead, his focus shifted toward his hand where her fingers traced from his knuckles to his palm. When Odette's soft, small hands cupped his cheeks and her thumb traced the outline of his lower lip, the God seemed to visibly relax a bit, his eyes falling closed as he discreetly savored the moment. It had been so long since someone had shown him an ounce of affection aside from Frigga; he was typically used to daggers, swords, berating, or insults...

After a short pause, he opened his eyes once more, meeting her gaze as he listened to her speak. "I need nothing more if I have you," he murmured, gradually lifting one hand and placing it over hers, which still sat upon his cheek. Turning his head slightly, his gaze unwavering from hers, he softly brushed his lips along the inside of her wrist. There was a silent gratitude in his verdant eyes, a moment of endearment he rarely showcased to anyone.

[emeraldxphoenix]

for @wildcxrds continued from here

“Well perhaps I’m simply reluctant to believe in the agency of an inanimate object.” A minor insult – this whole conversation is simply nothing more than annoying their brother, after all – to cover up the fact that Loki had been dealing with a lot back then, and remembering the exact wording of Odin’s enchantment is the least of their concerns.

[magnusmodig]

||. i've just reread all of the mcu thor comic tie-ins again out of curiosity and i'm having so many THOUGHTS right now

[littlekinng]

I've been bingereading your loki stuff and DUDE. ITS PERFECT. If you get a bunch of notifications that's me :)

omg thank you so much !!!!! ;-; i’m so glad you enjoyed !!

[ladyseidr]

@poaetise asked: ❝ "now, cerberus," melinoë starts, "i've brought a friend with me. he would very much like to meet you, so be kind to him, alright?" one of the dog's several heads would nod, eyes wide and curious, while another bends down to greet the boy. "go for the chin when you pet him, he loves it." and then, the third head nuzzles something into atreus' hand. it's a ball. melinoë laughs, " ahh, i think he likes you." ❞ ( random ask )

For all the stories he had heard of Cerberus from his father and Mimir, nothing could have prepared him for truly seeing him in person. Despite whatever reaction he perhaps should have had, he lit up at the sight of the towering, three-headed dog. "I guess they really do exaggerate the number of your heads, huh?" He added with speed, "But three is cool anyway." His words were true; he had faced dragons and Garm himself, but he had never seen any creature like Cerberus. He moved forward slowly, eagerness managed by plenty of experience with his wolves back in Midgard. He felt no aggression from Cerberus, however, and his smile only grew as one of his heads bent to meet him. "Good boy, he began, reaching out to do just as Melinoë suggested and scratch under Cerberus's chin. Any and all wariness faded just like that, Atreus bringing up both hands to pet the dog with a grin. "You're amazing! I can't wait to see everyone's faces when I go home and tell them I got to pet you." The third head coming closer was not what made Atreus pause. Instead, his ability to feel emotions hinted at something first—a question. "What is it?" And then the ball was pushed into his hand and a laugh escaped him. Melinoë's words only brightened Atreus's expression. "Really?" he asked, more an expression of excitement than a question. He turned back to Cerberus. "I like you too." He examined the ball he had been given for a moment, taking note of its sturdiness. "I should get something like this for my wolf Fenrir. He wants to play fetch with fallen trees sometimes—" said without any explanation of the wolf's size— "but I'm not as strong as my father yet. Fenrir needs something smaller that might last awhile." He turned back to Melinoë then, eyes alight once more. "You should meet him. It's only fair." He scratched under Cerberus's chin, weighing the ball in his other hand like he was already considering playing fetch with the massive dog in front of him. "He looks a little scary—it's a long story—but I promise, he's really friendly."

[benevolentgodloki]

(Fluster meme) The Grandmaster wants you for a threesome.

Try to fluster my muse

For 3.5 seconds Loki.exe stops working.

Then he teleports out of there and hides somewhere in one of the Avengers' basements.

[luminescentmoth]

we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be

[worstloki]

nasty little bitch thor for touching his brother's skin

You just KNOW Thor’s dying for that skin contact. The thot probably wants to feel up his brothers hands indefinitely :/

[andyinmiddleearth]

Lol trans people didn’t give me rights. Marsha said he was a boy in his documentary Pay it No Mind . ITS LITERALLY ON CAMERA. Stop Trans Washing history to get a foot hold over normal gay people who don’t agree with your ideology. HE WAS LITERALLY A GAY MAN. He also stated that he was a dude 10 days before his death. I DONT OWE YOU MENTALLY ILL SHITHEADS ANYTHING. My rights came from the sane lesbians and gays who don’t slit their wrists and have mental breakdowns over their own genitals, you homophobic conversion therapy pushing delusional asshat.

First of all, you’re being ableist by implying being mentally ill is a bad thing. Second of all, not all trans people have bottom dysphoria. Some of us don’t even have ANY dysphoria. Also “trans washing” 💀 are you also gonna tell me the little mermaid is “Black washed” now and cry about the “good old days” when people like me were murdered for existing? (FYI, we are still being murdered. We face disproportionate rates of violence compared to cis people; and the rate is even higher for Black trans women and other WOC. The only difference is that people know about it now, and people like you who want us dead fuel that hatred and get us killed). You sound like a MAGA supporter.

And Marsha’s gender was complicated because of the historical context that she lived in, which had very little trans and non-binary visibility, but she lived her life as a “transvestite”, aka a trans woman back then, and even her close friends said that. She even legally changed her name, which is not something many cis gay men do. But I wouldn’t expect you to understand the complexities of a dead transfem drag queen’s gender identity. Also, you do know not all trans people are straight right? There are gay trans men and lesbian trans women, and non-binary people like me that are bi/pan/ace/gay/lesbian/etc. Thus, how are we doing conversion therapy if… you know… many of us are already gay to begin with 😂

Also it’s funny how I’m the “deluded mentally ill asshat” simply for existing and asking for an ounce of respect, yet you’re the one screaming and anonymously harassing a trans person in their inbox when literally no one fucking asked for your opinion. It’s almost like you’re obsessed with me or something. Do you even have a life outside of this hellsite? Not only that, you continue to slander the trans community without a single source or citation, while I have provided several sources in my links. Not that you would have any anyways except for JKR’s tweets. The post that set you off on your anti-trans crusade was literally a trans intracommunity post that you had no business interfering with. If you want to say something, you can say it to my face, put on your big girl pants, and DM me, or at least ask off anon. Y’all just got your anon privileges removed. I will not allow my trans brothers, sisters, and siblings to continue to see your violent hatred on my page. I refuse to give you a platform any longer.