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lowhorrors · 7 months ago

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MrBallen

I've been listening to a true crime podcast. Normally I'm not into true crime podcasts but this guy is so good at telling a story and a lot of them are bizarre, strange, incredible stories or survival (sometimes attempted survival) than sad murder/misery nomnoming.

I've got about three years of content to pile through and I am doing it. I am devouring this podcast and regularly texting my mother to remind her to lock her doors.

Seriously people, what I'm learning is you need to lock your doors. It turns out some people just try doorknobs like fucked up reapers?

Oh, and don't trust actors/screenwriters.

...and stay out of the woods.

#mrballen #horror but real life #stay out of the woods #lock yours doors #don't trust actors

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shotmrmiller · 28 days ago

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tw:somno

living next door to ghoap and while they (mostly Johnny) like to strike up conversation with you whenever you're getting your mail or tossing out the trash, lately, they've been catching you at every opportunity. even before work and they'll keep you around long enough to almost make you late.

maybe that's why you've suddenly started having raunchy dreams about them both. (but what makes it weird is that they're never together. it's only ever one or the other.) it's hard keeping the shame that sits hot in your chest below the collar of your shirt when you always end up cornered by either johnny or simon just to ask you how you've been recently, if you've slept well, that your skin is glowing.

how can you tell them that you've been getting the best sleep you've had in months because every other night, you've been having an actual orgasm or three to your wet dreams? that you've been waking up in the morning with release sticking your inner thighs together, your sex hot and tender to the touch because (in your imagination) he and his boyfriend eat pussy like it's the last one on they'll ever have?

none of this would be an issue if you just had you a nice boyfriend to give you the attention your neighbors have been forcing upon giving you.

(you don't. you give them a shaky smile, a weak excuse and run straight to your flat. it prompts johnny to chide simon for being so overzealous with you. "told ye to give 'er a few to recover, ye'd gone into 'er room just two days ago," as if he hadn't lapped up all the slick you'd left on simon's face after an hour of eating you out. as if johnny wasn't the one to suckle on the sensitive skin of your inner thigh long enough to leave the mark you'd confused for a bruise. hypocrisy at its finest.)

#remember that one time you'd forgotten to lock your door before bed #yeah actually it was soap that forgot to re-lock #heh #they'll take you out to dinner i swear #and if they eventually go down on you and it's the exact same as it was in your dreams #it's just a simple case of deja vu nothing else #ghoap x reader #ghoap x you #tw somno

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sugurusfav · 7 months ago

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how could u kill off such a gorgeous man gege

#lock your doors gege akutami #the amount of thirst traps i'd make if i was yuta in gojos body #daddy is NOT home #utjdfjgugngn #gojo come back i miss u #gojo x reader #jjk spoilers #gojo satoru

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redwinedulac · 2 months ago

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legendary amc exec mark johnson following a jacob thinker account on insta was not on my 2024 bingo card. everyone involved with this show is insane??!

#how did he even find the account….#everyone lock your doors #jacob anderson #iwtv

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surreal-duck · 8 months ago

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Tuesday is chuu day! (x)

#more haniwa redraws because i am Sick and Twisted #duck scribbles #i might as well remake the entire mv atp but no editor </3 #i wanted to put a part of the lyrics in the caption but they all give me secondhand embarrassment im sorry #actually drawing this in general also did. i think ill need a while to recover #enstars #midoyuzu #yuzumido #midori takamine #yuzuru fushimi #ensemble stars #tori voice if youre gonna flirt in here at least lock the door #ignore the fact its still monday its tuesday somewhere else in the world #anyways have you seen the new profiles. they did that for me specifically i think im never getting over it #hes studying painting..... im so proud of her...........#also read the fuyume midori story its rly cute :'] disaster mentor and little brat princess #regardless. back to finals hell i go </3

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chirpsythismorning · 6 months ago

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Is that…

#byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #wait a damn minute…#not the painting being the first thing mike’s eyes gravitate towards when he opens the door to the van #and then he just keeps looking at it for a moment like hmmm #then he’s like #‘wait what am I doing here…? oh yeah!’#after finally looking away towards the front where we all know the sunglasses likely are #lock him up atp #mike ‘triple take’ wheeler strikes again #the duffers direction for Finn in this shot: linger your attention on the backseat real quick 😅

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gojoest · 5 months ago

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when you tell satoru you love him for the first time he needs a bit to digest it bc nobody’s ever told him that before. he’s happy and reacts likewise in the moment but it rly kicks in later, a few days after that he’s like “you actually love me? me?”, at 4am in the morning

#— ai rambles #:(#your relationship is still quite baffling to him even to this day #like you with your entire sanity (or the lack of it really) chose him #it’s actually so sad i think deep down it’s hard for him to believe he’s lovable #which is why he’s reacting to it similarly to when you’re away on a trip and wake up startled bc you don’t remember if you locked the door #or turned off the iron #[ ♡ ] — satoru

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shmorp-mcdurgen · 5 months ago

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No one is more deserving of a rest

#Half Life #Half-Life #HL Aftermath au #Gman #Gordon Freeman #Aftermath Gman #aftermath Gordon #shmorps art #I dunno what possessed me to suddenly drop a full background piece but yeagh #Anyway I wonder how many times Gordon had been watched during his sleep and never even realized it #SMH shoulda locked your door then (he did but it didn't work)#Also I hope it's not too dark if so you can brighten it

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dumbfucksystem · 2 months ago

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thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D

sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.

this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.

there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!

#⚙️#im gonna name this route #bingqiu shen family mafia au #because i want to write the binggeyuan version #and i wanna specify which mafia aus im talking about when i post. i cant make up my mind on where i want to take this lol #shen yuan mafia au #the 'closet' was actually very well hidden with several different mechanisms locking it away #im sure sy also had to do a finger scan to open it #and he didnt think much about it because 'all the other doors in his house have locks like that!' its no big deal if we open this one #he showed binghe around to all of the secret spots in his family home where he would hide. and one of those spots happened to be a safe roo #that had a closet full of snacks + warm blankets + and several sets of spare clothes to change into #he never knew that there was another door behind all those coats! wow his house has so many cool features in it!#DA GE WHY DO WE OWN SO MANY GUNS WTF #THIS ISNT AMERICA?????????????#BTW the Family thinks that binghe is probably a spy or smth and preying on sy to get to the Family. that might be important to mention. idk #svsss #svsss au #shen yuan #luo binghe #even tho hes barely mentioned... sorry lbh ill expand on your role here later...#scumbag self saving system #scumbag system #mxtx svsss #svsss luo binghe #bingqiu #its there if u squint #i am the system in this case #i want to put sy into so many Situations™️#svsss shen yuan

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14dayswithyou · 11 months ago

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Hii ive been loving 14dwy for more then a year now and i do not know if it has been asked before so sorry if it is does ren/redacted have a real big ohobia or anyother fears thats not losing angel

(Sorry if its not correctly English its not my first language) and again you can ignore this ask if it has been asked before

stay safe <3

ANSWERED: No, Ren doesn't have any phobias! He's been exposed and desensitised to a lot of things as a child, so he doesn't really fear anything. He also enjoys horror films, so there's very little that can creep him out or make him feel scared.

Ren doesn't really fear losing you either because he's confident that he can provide + take care of you. All he wants is to be everything you need — which includes protecting you from harm and annoying shitstains people who'd want to take you away from him. The only time you'd be able to leave Ren is if he lets you.

#Oh you were able to undo your bindings and break the lock on the door?? He knows :) Make sure you pick up the conveniently placed knife too #💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#youresweetdarling #💖 — about ren.

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nyxsince2001 · 8 months ago

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