Emily. 30s. Saying words recreationally.
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Ask yourself, would a small woodland mouse wearing an apron and/or jaunty corduroy vest do this activity? If not, stop immediately.
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I Think if I drink this I will die and come back to life
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all things you can do in real life as well
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reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is
#chaos walking#it’s just where i kept ending up when i went looking for stuff about the series#so i made an account in i think September of 2011 and the rest is history
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The good news: the piece of bone sticking out of my gums is less sharp and not scratching my tongue as much
The bad news: this is because that piece of my jawbone broke off while I was brushing my teeth
guess who's back, back again
(it's my exposed jawbone)
#i saved it in a ziploc to take to the dentist with me lmao#and i managed to get some fairly clear photos of it both last night and just now so i can show them even if it heals up a bit#it’s still not really hurting (fingers crossed)#tbh once i see the dentist and have some confirmation i’m thinking of emailing the pics to the other dentist from this summer#and just being like ‘hey i know he asked for updates and i never caled but now i have some answers’#‘just wanted to let you know in case a future patient ever comes in with a similar situation’#which is TRUE#but it would also partially be a Fuck You#anywayyyyy#cw dental
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secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies
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Heath Ledger - May 2000 - by Bruce Weber.
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In another life
(Closeups under the cut)
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i don’t want characters with healthy coping mechanisms, actually. i want them to yearn and weep and suffer and have their brutal worldviews informed and/ or altered exclusively by their unyielding love for like. one other person. sorry
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| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh
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Exposed jawbone? Taking the locked tomb thing a little seriously 😏
I am actually trying incredibly hard not to become the Jawless Skull
#lmao it really is true#like this could not have happened to a funnier person tbh#ask#anonymous#cw dental#(also sorry to the few other asks sitting in my inbox)#(my brain is fried but i WILL get to them!!!!)
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hi my name is five pm and im coming to you live from night time
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