#lmfao why😭
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Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?
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#drag's art#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#hazbin hotel angel dust#helluva boss stolas#(yes I know Angel is from New York and the stars probs weren't extremely visible. I just don't care LMAO)#this was meant to be. a warm up. it's been just under two hours 🙃#anyways I think they should be friends#1k#STOP WHY DID THIS BANG AJSHS????#IM GOAD EVERYONE LIKES IT?? UM. LMFAO 😭💖#1.5k#2k#2.5k#3k#3.5k#4k
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Underrated bit in Psych is that sometimes for no discernable reason at all the weird old priest that gus is in love with shows up to rescue them from situations
#psych#SERIOUSLY what is the dual spires episode 😭#i have a feeling its like a joke/reference episode to another show that im just missing but like#man why is the priest here lmfao. whacky old man#i actually cant remember now if father westley ever actually shows up again like i think he does but i can't remember when#even if he doesnt tho. odd choice#EDIT: i looked it up and apparently its a homage to twin peaks which. dual spires. twin peaks. yeah#that being said i actually dont know anything about twin peaks so i remain in the same state of baffled as always
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This new haircut is lowkey serving penguin 😭😭
#i was like ...what kinda bird does he remind me of now#i have settled on penguin#its not as bad as i expected it to be after seeing that pic of him w a hat on#BUT WHY DOES HE KEEP CUTTING IT SHORTER :((#also did he gatekeep the barbershop pics this time 😭😭😭#he keeps getting closer to having a full on mullet haha#aaagh does this mean i now have to draw him w this hair lmfao#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2024 us gp#we do a little bit of f1
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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Leonard Cohen (1934 - 2016)
#stardew valley#lmfao why tf did I do this--😭😭#shitpost#harvey is crouching btw#shane is smol#sdv#shane stardew valley#shane sdv#stardew valley fanart#harvey sdv#harvey stardew valley#sdv harvey#artists on tumblr#sdv fanart
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😦
#thats crazy.#context it’s a boycott of a boycott of israeli publishers/etc#to be honest that poem reads very sinister with this context…..#‘entertainment leaders’ is such a funny term to get around the fact that the boycott theyre responding to was done by authors.#like scooter braun why are you in writers’ business. flop.#they gotta pump up the numbers with random actors and execs lmfao 😭😭#anyway israeli literature has never produced anything of value regardless lol#EDIT: please note that he has now withdrawn his name from the list. make of that what you will
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Hello! :3
Could you do how Jeff, EJ, Toby and Ben (all separated) would react to Y/N being uncomfortable because of stretch marks on the thighs (or other parts of the body)?? Like what would they do or say about it :D
Sorry if it was a very long request or something ;)
Have a good day/night <3
Luv ya !! ♡
EJ, Jeff, Toby, and BEN with an insecure partner
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MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THIS. As someone with stretch marks I totally get being insecure about them. BUT ALL OF Y'ALL LOOK SO HOT AND SMEXY WITH THEM I JUST WANNA EAT YOU UP KAGAKGSKAGJAMZ
*.✧∘˚˳°。*゚+*.✧∘˚˳°。*゚+*.✧∘˚˳°。*゚+*.✧∘˚˳°。
EYELESS JACK
Bro does NOT care
He's genuinely so confused when he figures out you're insecure about them
Stretch marks? So what?
He literally has tar leaking out of his eyesockets, why on Earth would he care about you having stretch marks?
When/if you explain why you're insecure about your stretch marks, then he'll understand
He completely gets being insecure about the way you look, he feels the same way about himself sometimes (all the time)
I also like to think that because of the whole demon transformation that Jack also has stretch marks because his body changed so quickly
He just doesn't care about his stretch marks, considering everything else he has going on
He'll think about telling you that he has them too, and he doesn't care about them, so why would he care about yours?
But then backs out of it because he thinks that he's ugly and doesn't want you seeing yourself in that light
Instead he'll reassure you every now and then
The way that he reassures you is a bit different to say the least because he doesn't entirely understand social cues or social "rules"
He just will very bluntly tell you to not be insecure and that you look good. I like to think that EJ can catch onto your mood very fast because of how observant he is, so he'll know that something is up almost immediately
You'd be feeling down about your stretch marks and he'd know that you're upset, but not know what it's about.
Once he catches onto you being a little extra insecure that day he'll try his best to cheer you up in his own little way
He will, in fact, headbutt you like a cat that wants attention. He does it in an effort to distract you with something that he knows you like about himself. He also does it because he knows you'll smiling at him everytime he does it
He just doesn't want you to feel bad about yourself in the way he feels bad about himself
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BEN DROWNED
He doesn't give a shit
LMAO
He thinks that you are already so perfect and gets almost upset that you'd ever be insecure about yourself
I think that he would get very obsessive when in a relationship and that's just one of the things he does
He gets upset that you think your stretch marks are "ugly" because in his eyes you genuinely have NO flaws
He does comfort you but his way of doing that is with words of "affirmation"
Or at least that's what he likes to call it
He'll see you looking all cute and immediately whistle and say something along the lines of "looking good, hot stuff" or something cliche like that
He would definitely reassure you by touching you, he's already a person that likes physical contact so this just gives him more of an excuse to grab at you
Stretch marks on your thighs? Boom him hand is there. Tummy? His hand his already there, babe. Literally anywhere you have stretch marks? You bet your ass he's on it
He would FOR SURE send you memes about it to cheer you up, he already sends you couple memes but now he's gonna go overboard with it
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JEFF THE KILLER
He deadass doesn't understand bro
And not in the "aw you're so cute" way. It's more in the "why the fuck would you even think that?" way
He doesn't understand certain insecurities because he hasn't experienced them and because he is pretty obsessed with himself
You will have to literally sit down with this man and explain why you're insecure about your stretch marks, and he STILL wouldn't fully understand
He would understand that his partner is uncomfortable with their body and try to comfort you in his own way, but his way is rather aggressive(?) to say the least
He will literally yell words of affirmation at you from across the room when he even feels like you're getting SLIGHTLY insecure, sometimes when you're not even feeling that way
He'd buy you a cute little outfit and then make your ass stand in front of a mirror and have you call yourself beautiful/handsome
"Jeff, I don't know about this.."
"CALL YOURSELF GOOD LOOKING RIGHT NOW"
He'll most likely stand behind you and watch you do it. Probably propping his head on your shoulder and wrapping his arms around you
He's so silly I love and hate him so bad
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TICCI TOBY
Oh, tic tac tobiathan
He is so sweet when it comes to this
He'll understand if you explain it to him and is pretty sympathetic when it comes to being insecure
He is also insecure about a slew of things from his gash to some of his tics, so he completely gets being insecure about something that you cannot control
When cuddling he'd like to trace patterns on wherever you have stretch marks and whisper to you about how they're so cool/pretty
He thinks that they're so cool
Definitely calls them cute names like "tiger stripes" or "lightning marks" and even "snake skin" if you'd let him
Tries his best to make you forget about your stretch marks when you feel bad about having them
He would definitely distract you in an effort to make you feel better because that's what he would like
Would literally do anything in order to make you happy in that moment, he'd let you play with his hair, cuddle, watch a movie and snuggle, anything that would make you feel better, he'd do
I like to think that Toby is kinda like Ben, in the sense that they both get obsessive when in a relationship
Toby will hyperfixate on you because of how much he loves you so he would catch onto you being insecure about yourself FAST
Before you can even realize it, he's already distracting you with anything that he can in order to cheer you up
He'd also bite the shit outta where you have stretch marks
LMFAO
I'm sorry but that boy is MUZZLED because he BITES
So why wouldn't he bite you as a form of affection?
He'd like to bite you wherever you have them also because he likes the texture of it, he'd just sit there and gnaw on you until you physically pull him off
I love him sm I'm gonna kiss his face violently
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I'VE FINALLY DONE IT GUYS, I'VE FINISHED ONE FANFIC 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Lmfao thank y'all for being so patient w me and waiting for a gazillion years 🫶 I have been VERY busy with school but it thankfully is not kicking my ass this year
#creepypasta#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta fanfic#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta x gender neutral reader#ben drowned#ben drowned headcanons#ben drowned x reader#ticci toby x reader#jeff the killer x reader#eyeless jack x reader#ticci toby creepypasta#creepypasta hcs#i didn't proofread this#i never proofread LMFAO#why are you looking this far into the tags bro 😭
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the amount of character development wyldfyre has gotten in just a year is literally incredible, and the way we see her bond with kai over time as he adjusts to her nature and learns to teach her in ways that apply to her, and how she over time adjusts to him aswell and forms a close bond with him is just so satisfying, and getting to know more of her story as we go along which also explain her personality and actions is something I love so much urghhhgg
and now we got a comic, shorts and voicenotes all dedicated to her, showing her as she grieves over kai and how she learns to move on as time goes on and it is all done so well, she really is such a great character and probably one of the best ones we have gotten out of DR
wyldfyre they could never make me hate you AUSGDHSGGWHG <333333333
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago wyldfyre#ninjago kai#levi's ted talks#levi's analysis#I loved wyldfyre since day one <3333#and I witnessed as the fandom started loving her too after s1p2 lmfao 😭😭😭 will never get why you all hated her smh#urrgeghegsgs such a great character man#wyldfyre you are the awesome kid you always thought you were <3333333333333#also I would've rambled more but I'm out rn
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bassist yoongi (1/4)
#sketch under the readmore bc i feel like i got a way of making things worse when i render them 😭😭😭😭#anyways the band thing is still one big drawing but . it was too much work so im doin em one by one#so thats why hes cut out weird#yoongi#bts fanart#yoongi fanart#my art#band au#yg#also kinda mad that all the black in the fit and the guitar dookied up my linework 🤬🤬🤬#LMFAO
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thought of sitting down on your couch and watching a completely unrealistic "reality" love drama show with SatoSugu, both of their arms lounged comfortably behind you along the back of the cushioned furniture. you retort cunning, brash criticism from time to time with each passing scene/episode whenever something goes haywire, about how the men are repulsive and unloyal as fuck, all while Satoru leans in close to you and completely agrees with you, theatrics and all.
"That was so fucking disgraceful, what a asshole! she definitely didn't deserve that"
"Ughhhh, I know right?! he should've just came out and tell her to her face instead of pulling that shady shit! god, men ain't shit!"
and poor Suguru just glances back and forth between the two of you, enjoying the boisterous, distasteful remarks about the cheating partners in the current show you all were watching. he thinks it's silly and ridiculous, but he truly admires the full hearted admiration and passion that dwells in yours and Satoru's tone. the pure thrill and enticement in the both of your eyes filling his heart with so much love and adoration. he absolutely loves his silly, dramatic partners 💗
#i'm sorry but i can totally see Gojo being all dramatic with his lanky arms and silly cute facial expressions! 😭💀#that man is just as invested (if not MORE so) as you!!#he does the 'blegh' disgusted noise eye rolls and boo's the whole shebang! 😭😭😭#no but this is actually really cute to think about tbh! 💗🥺#was watching some clips on tiktok about a show called 'love island usa'#....i kinda wanna watch it myself lmao (i usually stray away from those sort of shows but like...it intrigues me lmfao)#(I grew up watching 'the bad girls club' and 'jersey shore' sooo that kinda explains why i'm kinda curious LOL 😭🫥💀)#silly thoughts thought by a silly tumblr girlie <3#satosugu x reader#gojo satoru x reader#geto suguru x reader#gojo x reader x geto#jjk
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Wish you where here ♡
♡ you send them some naughty pictures/videos when they’re away~
♡ satoru gojo, suguru geto, kento nanami, choso, toji fushiguro, sukuna.
♡ cw: 18+ descriptions of body parts, nsfw linksss, whore-knee mfks, masturbation, sex talk!
☆ satoru gojo
He idly strolled on his phone, trying to hurry and rush the day. He had sent his students out on a quick mission, leaving him all bored in the hotel room he occupied. He hated being away from you for too long although it was just day 1/3, he was missing you dearly. As if you read his mind he had gotten a text message from you. He sat up clicking on your contact to see the message you had sent him. wish you where here ♡ ~ It was a video of you laying back in the king sized bed you both shared, fingers deep into your soaking heat. He adjusted the audio on his phone, allowing him to hear the the wetness of your cunt filling the room paired with your soft moans. He felt his pants tighten watching the video of you play with yourself. “fuck.” he muttered to himself. Sliding his pants down, he decided to facetime you. “Baby, put your pussy on the phone.”
☆ suguru geto
He was reading a book, enjoying the peace as he had finally gotten some alone time. Flipping the pages of his book he was brought out his focus due to a set of dings from his phone. Closing the book, he picked up his phone looking at the missed text from you. Putting his password in, he was met with the sight of your fucked out face. He smirked to himself, remembering the vibrating panties he had purchased that he could control and and everywhere. Swiping through the photos he was able to see the pool of wetness mixed with orgasm after orgasm thighs sticking in the pictures. Just the photos alone was enough to get him going, pressing your contact he was quick to dial your number. “Baby you’ve been doing so good let’s turn it up a notch okay?” he played with the settings turning the vibrations up causing your to moan and groan on the line. “Just one more for me okay?” it’s going to be a long night.
☆ kento nanami
nanami was a busy working man, he was always working. this time things where quite hard as he was away from you, and you where not there to help him destress. as if you where reading his mind he noticed his phone began dinging. it was a video of your holding a glass dildo, circling it slowly around your tongue. You begin licking at it like a shy little kitten, only to take nearly the whole 8 inches in your mouth. The prominent bulge in your throat was enough to get his dick standing. With a smooth, pop, you ended the video with a quick message “wish this was you”. His eyebrows furrowed calling your phone with intense speed, “Show me how you’re gonna suck my dick when I get back” Oh how he loves a good stress relief bj <333.
☆ choso
He sat quietly, tapping at his fingers as the others around his fussed and argued about who knows what. He was bored, texting his girlfriend about how much he missed her and how he couldn’t wait to get back home. What he didn’t expect was for you to send him a video of you in the shower, soaking wet body drenched in the vanilla body wash he loved. Bubbles covered your skin as your teased at both you breast, carefully rubbing each nipple slowly throwing your head back in the process. He quickly paused the video making sure nobody around him had seen that. Dismissing himself, he made way to the bathroom as he resumed watching the video. Your hands caressed each part of your body every curve, scar, stretch, you name it. His dick was aching and begging for your touch and he know it’s not the same when he does it. He was quick to call you as you smiled at him room full of steam. “Baby I need your help” he was quick to discard his pants palming his hardened dick. “Okay baby let’s get to it”.
☆ toji fushiguro
He always got pictures and videos of you everyday so this was nothing out of the ordinary to him. He used everything you sent him as jack off material. Your tits? Jacked off to em. Pictures of you? Jacked off to em? Now this, this is what he had been waiting for. You had sent him a 3:42 long video of you playing with you body, one hand to record and the other teasing at your body. You began fondling your breast, rubbing them in circles just as he liked. He groaned feeling the precum leaking from his tip, giving him more slickness to jerk himself. You teased them nice and slow pulling the the buds before making your way down to the lace panties you wore and that’s when the video cut. He grunted, dialing your contact (from his minute phone) “Hi baby”. “Don’t you hi baby me, now finish what you started or next time we meet i’m going to fuck your throat so hard my cum will leak out your eyeballs.”
☆ ryomen sukuna
As someone from his time, he’s quite old fashioned. He knew of phones, had a phone but rarely used a phone. Hell your his only contact! So when the phone buzzed it was a no brainer that it was his baby girl messaging him. He assumed it was another cheesy text or you telling him about your day but he was surprised to see the contrary. You sent him a photo of you teasing yourself, fingers trailing oh so delicately around your folds. He swiped through the rest to see you shoving your fingers deep inside of your cunt. Next swipe was a video, it was dark but the audio was all he needed. You where moaning, fingers making a popping squelching sound as they dug around your pussy begging to be filled. You where like a bitch in heat. He was stopped by your contact popping up once more this time as a facetime call, he picked up with a smirk on his face. “Your pussy sounds so wet, how much do you miss me?”
#this was so rushed idk what this is like#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#sorcery fight#LMFAO why is the eng name that 😭#gojou satoru x reader#gojo x reader#geto x reader#gojo saturo#saturo x reader#getou suguru x you#suguru geto#nanami kento#nanami x reader#sukuna#sukuna ryoumen x you#sukuna x reader#ryomen sukuna#choso#choso x reader#choso smut#jjk smut#jjk x reader#toji x reader#toji fushiguro#fushiguro x reader
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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“i do.” “i do (in American).”
#finally done!!!! this sucked lmfao why did i choose to draw a bouquet#ted lasso#tedependent#tedtrent#trent crimm#chase draws#hope yall like it 😭😭😭😭
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I’ve never felt so conflicted about a franchise in my life but at least this dude was hot
#I watched conquering the demons and demons strike back at 3am last night and I have to say I like the first one more#but not by a lot#like I wanted so much to like this movie#but fucking Duan man…#like I read the plot beforehand so I wouldn’t be caught off guard by anything but DAMN that SA scene was sooo much worse watching it#girl this is not the girlboss pussy slay move you think it is queen#I liked her character so much too before that cuz she’s so cool but the unconsented captive fuck or die foreplay was NOT the move#then she had the nerve to rip up sanzang’s book and turn to us and be like you know what I think I still have a chance - GIRL HES RUNNING#then they had the nerve to make him fall in love with her anyway boy you a VICTIM#then the second one just had [redacted] in it and I did not enjoy looking at his face for two hours - ruined the whole experience#also I have to say that was the worst iteration of Sanzang I’ve ever seen I was actually happy when I thought wukong was boutta kill him#I talk all this shit but I really did like the effects and monster designs in the movie they were so cool#also I thought the first sanzang actor was sooo cute and pathetic why didn’t they keep him 😭#well it’s for the best I wouldn’t wanna have seen him turn abusive like they wrote him in the second movie#also dsb is the only movie in which I can understand the wukong and tripitaka shippers cuz that ENDING SCENE yeah I saw it#oh right my tags sorry lol#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw sun wukong#conquering the demons#demons strike back#sun wukong#also his glowup in between movies is so funny lmfao#if you couldn’t accept him at his conquering the demons you don’t deserve him at his demons strike back#at least dsb gave me this human version of wukong please sir just one chance just one sniff-
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aisjsjjensnJAJAJ
#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!!#I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out#just… write one?#yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl#there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny#I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on#having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight#I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not#I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao#no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so#crying#you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’#rambling
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I’m doing a 24hr animation thing on friday and before that, I gotta do a storyboard, two layout things, and finish three zine checkins I am going to die dawgs
#why do I do this to myself lmfao#I’ll finish planning the storyboard and twonof the zines tonight (hopefully)#but idk how I’m gonna get the rest done 😭
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