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mummer · 4 hours ago
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how do people live like this
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mummer · 4 hours ago
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favourite type of character/narrative i fear
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mummer · 7 hours ago
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watched hard time and the concept of julian being the only person who knows about miles’ suicide attempt………….
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mummer · 11 hours ago
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Run into a riot and get kicked in the ribs so that Georges-Jaques Danton has to come and find you and he sees you lying on the ground by the law courts and maybe you take notes as you interview a fellow proletarian for your pamphlet and the look of dutiful comradeship on your face makes you look really beautiful and Danton says ‘Are you okay?’ And you say ‘I think so,’ and he says ‘Oh my god have you been here alone this whole time with broken ribs’ and you say ‘it’s okay’ and he says ‘you’re so brave’ and you are brave and you look so beautiful with beautiful brown eyes and silky hair and blood smeared all over you and everyone stands over you and says ‘oh wow’ and ‘you poor beautiful thing’ and Danton says ‘I’m so sorry we let you run into the riot but I'm so glad I found you' and you let him carry you home to his marital bed and he promises to be best friends forever and that everything's his fault and they name the riot after you and you're prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in Danton's bed.
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mummer · 11 hours ago
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It's cause you're always going down that damn spiral
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mummer · 1 day ago
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renewed my learner’s license
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mummer · 1 day ago
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mummer · 1 day ago
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Do you support the death penalty? The creator of this question of this question does not intend to moral grandstand nor do they want the pollees to grandstand either (without evidence to back themselves, of course!).
• Yes, and I've never thought much about it
• Yes, because it allows the worst criminals to be punished
• Yes, because the executed is more than likely guilty
• Yes, for another reason the poller hasn't thought to write down here*
• No, and I've never thought much about it
• No, because the government shouldn't have the power to kill people they deem have broke their laws
• No, because there's always a chance the executed is innocent
• No, because death shouldn't be a punishment for anything**
• I mostly don't support it, but there should be certain horrible crimes where people should be executed as punishment
• I do not have a solid stance on this topic
• I do not care about this topic
• Results
*of which i may or may not share in the comments despite this topic being controversial
**(i couldn't think of a better way to word this, sorry.)
¹ of which i may or may not share in the comments despite this topic being controversial
² have broke their laws
³ (i couldn't think of a better way to word this, sorry.)
⁴ where people should be executed as punishment
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mummer · 2 days ago
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obrien is so fucking stupid and gay idiot it makes me insane like oh you’re upset your wife’s pregnant again because now you have to be around her all the time and cant spend all your time playing darts and contructing intricate holosuite rituals with the space station bicycle and youreee sooooo sad about it that she throws up her hands and is like fine be gay with your lame ass sidechick i dont even care. Literally the amount obrien MOURNS getting to be wifeless and a bachelor with julian is unhinged
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mummer · 2 days ago
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barry got away with all of it buried with full honours martyred forever because that is what america has always done it has honoured its murderers it has raised them and dropped them onto foreign soil it has fed them with weaponry it has blinded them to the guts on the floor it has loved them and painted their image on its walls and its screens in brilliant dolbyvision. every square inch of this world is a shrine to violence
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mummer · 2 days ago
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read this because i love being a hater but ended up scared shitless about how the entire international economy is held up by the idea that 5 companies will keep buying more and more nvidia chips for services that are literally pointless and dont make any profit . What dou you mean
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mummer · 2 days ago
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Just wanna know something, cos I've heard that US Americans don't travel as much as most other people...
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mummer · 3 days ago
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also emilia perez if you hate yourself. Maybe then we can understand what theyre singing
ive always said that even though ive never seen it i know for a fact that im the one person in the world who could critically rehabilitate emilia perez
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mummer · 3 days ago
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when i got my new surround sound dolby atmos whatever the fuck i put on the top gun maverick movie when they were flying. Also dune lol
Yeah i was thinking dune 2 or a nolan or something. maverick’s a good call even though idk if i could get through it bc miles tellers face pisses me off so bad
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mummer · 3 days ago
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what movie should i watch to test my new speakers 🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎
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mummer · 4 days ago
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and to top it all off i have fruit flies
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mummer · 4 days ago
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Just me and my neuroses and perversions
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