#lmfao thats hilarious

[kitamars]

hi ive been going through it a little bit

[ilynpilled]

jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

[aloonaram]

A list of my fav Dick Grayson with eldest daughter syndrome fics

As an eldest daughter there’s something so refreshing about Dick working through his familial trauma as well as all his other problems so here are some of my fav fics I’ve compiled over the past like week LMAO

1. https://archiveofourown.org/works/43704451/chapters/109898020

- such such such a good fic, i loved the exploration of dick’s trauma at spyral

2. https://archiveofourown.org/collections/DickGraysonsuffers/works/40771257

- absolutely loved this one shot,,, dick is always doing his best to play mediator because he’s known bruce the longest and understands his motives the most but playing mediator and understanding both sides is an exhausting task so i love the fact the author explored that here

3. https://archiveofourown.org/works/44614405

- another really good oneshot. This one is less eldest daughter syndrome and moreso exploring dick’s trauma after the catalina incident but if clark showed up right after. i think what i enjoyed most abt this fic was the vulnerability and numbness after the incident,,, def resonated with it to a degree and i liked dick and jason’s interactions, they felt realistic.

4. https://archiveofourown.org/works/41451366

- omg omg this author. This author. Phenomenal. I heavily encourage yall to read more of their stuff if you like this oneshot because all of their stuff is good. But this fic specifically was just so so so so good. I felt dick’s emotions and stress in this one,,,when you force yourself to carry the weight of your entire family’s emotional wellbeing—including your own—onto yourself, it weighs on you. So much so that its not unrealistic to go nonverbal. I just resonated a lot with this story and found that dick’s stress was extremely well written. Def one of my favs

5. https://archiveofourown.org/works/36497065/chapters/99737508#workskin

- this one. This is the favorite. It’s kind of lengthy but it’s so so so worth it. The spiraling (pun unintended) of dick’s mental wellbeing is written beautifully. Not to mention the core of the entire fic is dick wanting to get himself help, something that i think is incredibly important when writing abt mental health. Outside influences can only do so much and i found it really beautiful when dick finally found it in himself to stay just that much longer to check on damian. Also speaking of, the dick and damian parent/child relationship in this is just so so so good it hurts. fell in love with their dynamic in this one, especially with dick’s obsession with not letting damian carry all the weight of dick’s stress on his shoulders. That is peak eldest daughter syndrome and it was written phenomenally. Pls read this

EDIT** ADDED SOME NEW ONES

6. https://archiveofourown.org/works/36329323/chapters/90570550?view_adult=true

- this author is SO GOOD. Pretty sure ive already put another one of their fics on this list but this one is def my favorite of theirs. Just so so good

[deiiamorte]

It's kinda refreshing to see the companions in Veilguard being actively bisexual instead of playersexual. Emmerich begins a relationship with Strife if Rook doesn't, and he talks about flings with women. Lucanis gifted a dagger to Viago a male crow, and starts seeing Neve if Rook doesn't.

[romatito]

welcome to my twisted mind, where the blorbos are in a theatre/musical troupe au and theyre putting on hadestown. i needed an excuse to put vino in a leading role, bc. unfortunately. feli would probably be considered more talented than him (even tho hes definitely good himself!!!)

tonio and lovino arent together yet but they are both crushing. emma knows and thoroughly enjoys seeing them both be dumb -- and watching the chaos of them being the leads in a romantic tragedy while they dance around each other...... literally AND figuratively. lmao

i have more of their embarrassing escapades in the think tank so this au will definitely reappear. and hopefully ill have settled on the rest of the cast soon 🫠🫠

[aberfaeth]

like yes i would have liked for this battle to have been at all narratively interesting instead of just a sick beatdown, but yknow thats what fic is for! i had a good time! i chuckled even!

[casualfoxwitch]

His face is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Hey, hey, I just wanna pop in here real fast and say that I've just discovered the funniest fucking trans head canons/aus, and that's the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles trans head canons/aus where they have no fucking clue that they're trans because Splinter doesn't know turtle anatomy.

It's the best. Holy shit. It's hilarious dog. They're so fucking stupid, it's great. This is my new favorite thing. They just find out one day that they've actually been trans this whole time because their Dad just assumed all of them were male. But surprise bitch! One/all/whatever of your sons actually had XX chromosomes the whole time!!

This is like... assigned cis at birth lmao

This is fantastic

[reapersmarch]

pardon me, how could I forget we share him in the divorce ✌️😔✌️

[anotherpapercut]

I am incapable of distinguishing left from right so recently I got L and R tattooed on my hands and earlier this week I went to the doctor and the nurse was gonna take my blood pressure so he asked for my left arm and my dumbass raised my right arm and the dude was so nice he said "oh sorry did I say right?" and I had to be like no. despite having it tattooed on my hands I still can't tell left from right

[icebrooding]

dork-to-dork communication

i think it'd be cute if trahearne trolled the commander just a little bit

[rigginsstreet]

enough negativity, what character at the disney parks makes billy lose his absolute shit, to everyones surprise, and has him throwing the camera at steve or max or whoevers closet to get a picture

[confettininjabean]

Based solely on the sound of the word, which breakfast cereal sounds the most dangerous?

Shredded wheat hands down.

[frigusdingus]

are you silly

yes!! very silly indeed :)

[weed-hotel]

i honestly dont know what happened. i was so bamboozled by all the beautiful women in mission impossible dead reckoning one that now ive seen like ten tom cruise movies

[aggressiveanon]

itz 9 am. and i am so very eepy. but the grind never ends raaaahhh!!! setting up blankets and pillows in your ask box myehehehee.. (*¯︶¯*) (*¯︶¯*)

checkup time!! yippeeee!! did you eat somrthing?? did you drink ur wayer?? how arre you feeling rn??? pat pat pat pat

im leavign my pplushies with you. they will keep yout company. pudding (the sushi cat) and crooky (the dino) are very good listeners. they are verrry soft. yipppeeeeee!! (つω`｡)

jsjdijdjdodjsjsjs hiii kitty

sorry this took me so long to answer, ive been sleeping just about all day...

i think going to school yesterday was the wrong choice. too early. i dont think i was healed enough yet. i guess my dad thought so too, because he made me stay home today. but at least my cat visited me a shit ton

no but really shes essentially a silent cat but today she was outside my door meowing her head off (why is she so clingy with me specifically i dont think she does this with anyone else) ((/aff))

i had lots of water today, and i had a sandwich and some chips... my apatite is kinda gone so idk if im hungry enough to eat any more. sorry kitty :(

but thank you for the friends... pudding and crooky are high quality company :)