#lmao why not | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

killerstella · 8 months ago

Text

rat boy?! i resent that! /bites u

#i made this for an audience of me and my spouse lmao #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #shadowheart #karlach #fanart #larian studios #bg3 fanart #the simpsons #???#lmao why not

800 notes · View notes

maydayprkr · 2 months ago

Text

Hey would anyone want my 5 hour and 20 minute spotify playlist that I called reading homestuck at 13 that's both a multi-character/event playlist that's also a thinly veiled message with my final goodbye to the ex-friend that was shit to me?

You're getting it anyway.

Cheers to new beginnings.

#personal post #should i tag this as hs???#lmao why not #homestuck #playlist #i stopped reading at like. 16 and im 25 now so uh. yo #dont bother me abt this if ur a rando. i will ignore/block lol #i will answer inquiries abt the songs related to the characters/events as i can remember them tho.

2 notes · View notes

stillgotscars · 3 months ago

Text

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

#stevie nicks #she said “please touch some grass” in the kindest way possible lmao #and that’s why i love this woman so much #*

62K notes · View notes

lightyakami · 8 months ago

Text

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

#OH LMAO THIS WAS THE POST THAT GLITCHED WEEKS AGO #why did this post now and not then #oh well

101K notes · View notes

rasairui · 4 months ago

Text

Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

#how do I tag this. um.#gravity falls #LMAO?#yes this is why I was looking for that picture #i want a real butch #i want a real bear #fuck I'll say it I want an ACTUAL FEMME

29K notes · View notes

adelstitel · 12 days ago

Text

re: tiktok ban, george orwell‘s 1984

#you wouldn’t fall for propaganda this blatant… right?#right?#RIGHT? 😟#why are people asking how I highlighted this book lmao #I took a photo and then selected the text in the photo on my iphone 👍🏻#and took a screenshot of that #tiktok #tiktok ban #elon musk #donald trump #1984 #george orwell #us politics #mine

12K notes · View notes

napping-sapphic · 4 months ago

Text

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know #also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well #and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy #which is why i seized the chance to post this #because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep #pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it #im gay and i like sleeping

21K notes · View notes

stevenrogered · 5 months ago

Text

im begging you to please read this excerpt from an interview of florence pugh and andrew garfield promoting we live in time you wont regret it lmao

#andrew garfield #florence pugh #why would he say this out loud lmao #1k #5k #10k

18K notes · View notes

stemmmm · 4 months ago

Text

one more one more

same au thing as last time

#gravity falls #gravity falls au #gf nevermind all that #dipper pines #mabel pines #bill cipher #billford #implied. so why not. probably should have tagged the other one with it since that was more explicitly the ship lmao #this freaky thing in my house is saying weird things and acting unwell. get it out of here #m.png

13K notes · View notes

krysmcscience · 5 months ago

Text

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

9K notes · View notes

thelostmoongazer · 7 months ago

Text

gonna keep it real with you all i mainly got into cotl so i could have better context to read the TROD fic .......

The Rehabilitation Of Death AU belongs to @bamsara the comic scene is from chapter 16 lol

10K notes · View notes

lunar-years · 1 month ago

Text

#this is a debate between me and my friends currently.#because you’ve guessed it I graduated in 2015 lmao #and all my friends WANT to go? whereas I am like. hell no.#why would I subject myself to seeing people I thankfully have not seen in a decade.#when I am already still in contact with the people I care to know about #yet they are fully trying to convince me to go with them. with great enthusiasm. I’m like what am I missing here lmao.#so now I am curious!#polls #high school #possibly just applies to usamericans I don’t know how other school systems work sorry #25k

7K notes · View notes

chase-prairie · 2 years ago

Text

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos #also please dont forage on railway corridors either #love yourselves protect yourselves #lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway'#you do you kids #im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally #if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest #that isn't a random pull

58K notes · View notes

isjasz · 3 months ago

Text