#little wolfstar

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?

Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

Remus: That's cute

Sirius: It was NOT cute!

Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

sirius black would NEVER ask an angry girl if it's her time of the month.

he DOES, however, ask his boyfriend and brother constantly, and has been kicked by both for asking

[moondustinfj]

Regulus *running away from James* : I can't marry you YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME!!!

James *running after him* : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??

Regulus: YOU'RE TOO NICE TO ME!!

James: I'LL BE LESS NICE!

Regulus: YOUR GIFTS ARE TOO SPECIFIC!

James: I'LL GET YOU A GIFT CARD??

Regulus: UGH!! *keeps sprinting away*

James *following him* : I'M SORRY! I NEVER MEANT TO NOT HURT YOU

Regulus *sobbing while running* : YOU'RE TOO EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE!

James: WE'LL WORK ON THAT IN THERAPY!

Regulus: NO! I CAN'T DO IT... MY BROTHER LIKES YOU TOO MUCH!

James: FINE I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!

Regulus: NO! NO..YOU'RE...YOU'RE TOO IN LOVE WITH ME!!

James: SO ARE YOU!

Regulus *stops and turns to him* : WHAT??

James:

Regulus: YOU'RE TOO COMMITTED TO ME!

James: FINE WE CAN BE POLY!

Regulus: WHAT?!?!

James: I MEAN YOU. YOU CAN BE POLY!

Regulus:

Regulus: FINE! *starts running again*

James *out of breath* : babe..wait..

Regulus: ARE YOU NOT RUNNING AFTER ME-

▪︎▪︎▪︎

Sirius *smirking* : I'm gonna show this to their firstborn

Remus: Padfoot put the camera down-

[pottermagiczz]

Sirius trying to teach lil Harry his name

Sirius: Harry, say Padfoot

Harry:

Sirius: C'mon lil guy, Pad-foot

Harry: Moo-ee

Sirius: No Harry, Pad-foot

Harry: MOO-EE

Sirius: You're one lil sh*t, aren't you?

Harry: Sh*t!

Sirius: F*CK! DON'T SAY THAT!

Remus, entering the room: Hey Harry, having fun?

Harry: F*ck! Sh*t!

Remus: ...

Remus, CaLmLy: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?

Harry: Pad-foooo

[aejiee]

Old man yaoi

[courfee]

christmas season at the wolfstar flat

[fiasco95]

Peter betraying James…but not like the way you think. Regulus and Sirius live together.

Regulus, greeting the Marauders on his way out: Remus. Peter. Potter.

James: Wha— Why am I still ‘Potter’ but Pete’s Peter???

Peter: Reg and I have bonded. We’ve shared a joint. Staple of friendship.

Peter, turning to Reg as he gets ready to leave: Actually, hey Regulus— if your date tonight doesn’t work out then wanna go on a date with me?

Regulus: Yeah, sure why not?

Peter, grinning at James: How about that Prongs? I’ve been friends with Regulus for 72 hours and I’ve secured a sure-why-not-date with him.

James: You—

Peter, with a menacing smile: And you who’s had a crush on him for who-knows how long….has accomplished what?

James, looking horrified: TRAITOR! I’VE BEEN BETRAYED!!!! TREASON—!

Peter, losing his absolute shit:

Bonus

Sirius, watching from the sitting room: Do I even want to know?

Remus: No. No you don’t, sweetheart.

[moncuries]

older wolfstar mess

[not-rab]

Regulus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

James: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Regulus: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

James: Is it working?

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Remus John Lupin is a dorky nerd in tweed and cardigans who is only strong enough to carry books around, and lets everyone walk all over him, and cries when people go on discriminatory tangents about werewolves/queer people, and makes Sirius help him study, and folds his underwear/socks, and drowns in jumpers that are too big because he’s so skinny that he has to choose between them being long enough or tight enough, and he’s always cold, and he has back joint/back pain, and has a snort-laugh, and a little overbite you can only see when he smiles, and his clothes have elbow/knee patches, and he never gets angry because he’s so scared of being a monster

[curiouslymyown]

Somebody needs to keep reminding me that I can’t leave kudos after every chapter because I keep trying and I only disappoint myself

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[glitchedmoon5]

maybe young Remus thought that if he bit someone, he wouldn't have to be alone anymore. then he felt guilty for even thinking that

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders on a road trip:

Sirius driving at 90

James: slow down, mate

Sirius speeds up

Reg: slow down.

Sirius ignores him

Remus: Slow. Down.

Sirius immediately slows down to 50

[my-castles-crumbling]

Revenge - December 6 - jegulus ft. wolfstar - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 343

“Love, are you sure this is a good i-” James asked gently, but he was immediately cut off.

“Yes, now do as I say!” Regulus snapped, struggling in the blankets, obviously focused on the task at hand. “I need my revenge, Potter, and you’ll help me get it.”

Trying to decide if he was turned on or upset about being reduced to his surname again, James nodded and focused on unbuttoning buttons. He’d long-ago given up on understanding the dynamic between Regulus and Sirius. The two brothers loved each other, but their arguments and competitiveness often made it seem like they would be more than willing to fight to the death.

It was one of many disagreements that had gotten them into this situation.

“If he can’t learn to respect my belongings,” Regulus mumbled as he worked on his own clothing, “then I’m not going to respect his.”

“But Reg,” James said imploringly. “This is his-”

“My bed?!?”

A loud yelp interrupted James again, and both James and Regulus looked up from where they were lying to see Sirius in the doorway.

“What the fuck are you two doing in my bed?!?” Sirius asked furiously, looking like he was about to faint.

“I dunno,” Regulus answered lazily, moving himself completely on top of James and making sure ti show off their almost naked bodies. “I figured since you invite yourself to use all of my things, it wouldn’t matter, right?”

What followed was the loudest argument James had ever heard in his life. Insults were thrown, as were spells and pillows.

After a little while, James found himself standing shirtless next to Remus, who was just looking on with an amused expression.

“You two weren’t even doing anything, were you?” Remus muttered, shaking his head.

“No. Unfortunately not,” James sighed. “We didn’t get that far.”

“Right, well. I’m going to go start dinner. If you could remind both of our husbands to act their ages,” Remus chuckled, leaving.

But by the time James turned back to the two brothers, they were already laughing together clapping each other on the back, like they hadn’t singed a giant hole in the wall just moments ago.

[yourgalgremlin]

Everybody getting on the train 4th year:

Remus Lupin:

Tall af, a cig in his mouth, jeans, & docs.

Sirius prolly gets a nosebleed.