#little nobody

[sad-trash-hobo]

Fast X was amazing. I know everyone likes to hate on the fast and furious movies, so do I, but this one redeemed the franchise from what happened in the 9th movie. Were there stupid, over dramatic, absolutely impossible things happening? Absolutely. Was it still so good and actually a fast and furious movie? Absolutely. I loved it so fucking much

[alexa-mwll]

So...🤔 do you have a favorite actor? Who is it? 😏

✨Scott Eastwood✨🛐

He is my favorite actor, I met him through the movie "The Longest Ride" and also for his appearance in the movie Fast And Furious 8 as Little Nobody, he has very good movies, really.

And to be honest, I would also tell you that Chris Hemsworth is also on par with Scott Eastwood on the list of favorite actors 🫰but of course, it is a well-kept secret🫣

[foolishmortal]

i would have loved if han checked his dating profile later to find all the mercenaries trying to track their location had swiped right on him

[epickiya722]

When you rewatch movies and then start questioning more of the little details because WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE ARMY LENT YOU A TANK, MAN?! HOW?! WHY?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! Just how much authority does Little Nobody have to be a NEW ASSISTANT NOW to already have a damn TANK?!

It's the only tidbit of F8 that I actually still can't get over because... *incoherent noises*.

"You didn't get this from drug dealers." YEAH, I WOULDN'T THINK SO!!

How did that conversation even go down?

"Hey, can I have a tank?"

"Oh, yeah, sure."

Like what did he do? Why did they even give him a tank?!

[wwemcumuscleslover]

Soo I was watching the finals episodes of Chicago Fire and I scream soo loud when I saw Scott Eastwood on it..

I little said LITTLE NOBODY, his caracther in the fast and Furious franchise, this one

[rowinablx]

Beck might ship it but he also knows they have an actual problem in the form of his brother in law turning against his family

[the-imaginative-hobbyist]

Captain Little Nobody America.

[clairenatural]

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[cookiedough77]

ok like you know those things where they have ladybug and chat noir dress nice to go "undercover" or something at an event like a fancy part or something-

yeah so ladynoir.... but its dress chat noir and suit ladybug

i drew them again but better go look LOOK NOW

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[akiiame-blog]

Had this scenario in my head for a while. I love expanding on the relationship of my two favorite Mario characters from the games.

[akanemnon]

How to be an annoying little jerk 101

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference

[reds-skull]

My mom named one of the street cats she feeds Tommy, so I thought to myself, "what if..."

[epickiya722]

Literally the only people not explicitly stated is Eric and Brian and Mia's mids

Like I'm glad you don't want him to kill the kids (who honestly wants that, I know I damn well don't).

But jeez! That was almost everyone!! Yeah, I did not see Little Nobody on that list. Which is kinda ironic given he was one of the people Dante did try to kill. Failed, but he did try.

Also, Owen and Deckard weren't listed!

[valtsv]

that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.