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i see horrible things

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this tiktok comment 😵‍💫

and the reply

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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots

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writing hypervigilant characters is great because it gives you a legitimate excuse to focus on incredibly detailed and psychologically revealing elements of someone's perception of the world. but watch out.

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50 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (December 22, 2024)

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Costume. Chitons.

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Joseph Mallozzi shared episode ideas and partial scripts for the unproduced season 6 of Stargate Atlantis and

IT WOULD HAVE CONTAINED REFERENCE TO SUPERNATURAL

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Thomas Wayne, wringing his hands: “You know, I’m from Gotham — born and raised, Alfred. But Martha — she’s from Gotham. Do you know what I mean?”

Alfred Pennyworth, freshly hired with 0% of an idea what that actually means: “Certainly, sir.”

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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bro...what we could have had..

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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

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