foolishmortal
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30-something fannish engineer. Previously thedeftmegalodon /deftmegalodon foolish_mortal@tumblr / foolish_mortal@ao3 / foolish_m0rtal@LJ / foolishmortal#0344@discord
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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel
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Man, I would do anything to be less hard on myself except of course be less hard on myself
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Ppl love to say “we are living in Orwell’s 1984!!!” about everything but the shift from Trump starting the idea of a tiktok ban to “Trump is saving tiktok!” is theeee most egregious example of doublethink I’ve ever seen in real life like it’s embarrassing lmao
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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
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Genuinely don't know what it's called but there's a particular way of violating reality that doesn't work. For example, I am willing to accept an omegaverse university AU of nearly any fandom you care to name (except, for some reason, Sherlock, because I have an inexplicable hatred for unilock). However, a lot of Star Wars university AUs specifically fail on this aspect: they make Anakin an engineering PhD student and Obi-Wan something like literature or classics, and then they make Anakin his TA or GA.
You can't do that. Absolutely not. Anakin is unqualified for that and a university would not do it in any case. A university would literally hire a junior or senior undergraduate workstudy student to do as much of that work as possible first. They would do NOTHING other than do that and make the prof do all his own grading.
Is there a name for "I will accept [wild fantasy premise] but not [ordinary wrong thing]?" Please tell me there's a name for this. Probably someone who studies lit will know? I'm a systems person I don't know from lit theory just like Anakin
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when your otp has an honest talk only in dire situations, like when they’re running full tilt being carried by the wind shouting at the top of their lungs
(the movie made this flying thing so romantic, but the book version is basically ‘howl and sophie scream into the wind as it slams them back to the castle’)
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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
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foolishmortal · 5 hours ago
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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
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I don't mean this is a patronizing or condescending way, but obviously the us government does not want another country, in particular one we have an antagonistic relationship with, using an app to steal data and track us citizens; but are okay with apps based in the US doing the same thing because those companies are more likely to idk share that data and info with the US government.
I fully support laws regulating how ALL social media stores/tracks/uses/shares its data, up to and including banning ones that refuse to protect their users, but it's kinda like no shit in this situation.
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foolishmortal · 6 hours ago
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just stumbled across Francisco Soria Aedo’s work and first off: really good painter, super talented. He mainly did portraits and neoclassical but I really like are his expressions, which do show up in his neoclassical work. lots of people smiling and having fun and it’s just very cute
this is one of my favorites
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foolishmortal · 6 hours ago
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We will see the end of Trump. He will leave office again one day, he will die, his cult will crumble and have no idea what to do with themselves. They will be remembered by those around them for choosing a dipshit criminal over all common sense and decency. The GOP will have an identity crisis without their Frankenstein's monster that led their party for over a decade. We will be there when it's all over, we’ve been right about him for almost a decade, and we won’t ever forget who did this.
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