#literally the bare minimum
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even when there’s bad guys after them peter keeps opening car doors for rose
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i think it’s so fucked up that after you buy groceries you end up eating all the groceries so you have to buy more and then you eat that too and then you have to keep buying groceries until you DIE
#i am buying VEGETABLES and PLAIN PASTA why is it costing me SO MUCH#THERE ARE ZERO NOVELTY ITEMS IN MY BASKET.#ZEROOOO#NO TREATS! NO FUN LITTLE SNACKS#LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM#AND IM SHELLING OUT FOR IT#and i’ll have to keep shelling out until i’m DEAD!!!!!!!#i miss when my parents would pay for this#i took that for granted fr .#/astro posts
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#when will tumblr evolve enough that i dont have to see the blogs i have blocked on my dash when someone replies to their asks#literally the bare minimum
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Guys. Team. Mutuals whom I love.
I wrote some of my novel today.
Be proud of me.
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it would be nice to someday have someone to make me dinner and help me shower and say nice things to me
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Morgan should have worn suits beyond season 1 cause he looked fine as hell
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that or he should've been shirtless 🤭 i love staring at his abs. he's so pretty :") but the people that dressed them up did so well in season 1. i wish it continued in the later seasons too 😩
#asks#i had the fattest crush on derek when i first watched criminal minds#he was so polite and cute#literally the bare minimum#and i was drooling and hyperventilating ☠
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ares slays his daughter’s rapist
#ares#alcippe#greek mythology#art#the illiad#the oddyssey#epic the musical#tw sa#he is a grildad and a-dot is a boymom#good on him for doing the bare minimum unlike literally everyone else in his family#u know that family dinners are a nightmare#he got taken to court but the judge was literally his mom#she took one look at ares’s dad and was like yeah no i get it
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weird hearing "were you a Theatre Kid" "were you a Sports Kid" "were you a Choir Kid" "were you a Dance Kid" bc no? i mean i did all of that and more but resented ever minute of it? actively avoided sticking with anything? i was a "In This Family After School Activities Are Mandatory Kid"
#oh and i was really really bad at all of it btw#which was a good thing actually otherwise i would have gotten bored even *more* quickly#christ if i was good at a Activity i probably would have had to stick with it#that would have been EXHAUSTING#i survived soooo many Activities by standing in the background doing the bare minimum so I could focus on the Hyperrealistic Daydreams#baseball was my favorite. if u wear a glove u can literally just stand in the back of a field & stare at grass & no one bothers you#i mean usually no one bothers you but there is one specific situation where everyone starts yelling your name real loud and pointing
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They go way back.
#image id in alt text#aughhghhhh god i am SO fucking ill#sorry about how bare minimum this comic is I'm literally obsessed#they drive me to tears your honourrr#chilshi#pots n picks#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#art cabinet
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I know I've talked a lot about Alhaitham actually being one of the funniest characters in Genshin Impact, but every time I think about him, I find something new to laugh at.
Alhaitham's character stories and personal criticisms of Kaveh largely hinge on one specific point: That Kaveh's genius intellect and artistic abilities are incongruous with his idealism. Kaveh possesses more talent than a selfless person should reasonably have, leaving him vulnerable to constantly being taken advantage of.
However, Alhaitham states these complaints about Kaveh's personality while having the exact same problem himself.
Alhaitham is literally the definition of "personality and talents do not match." Sir, you are the pot calling the kettle black.
It's a given: Alhaitham is exceedingly competent. He is intelligent, rational, and capable of being impartial when needed. Despite being a slacker as the Akademiya's scribe, during his stint as the Acting Grand Sage, the game goes out of its way to note--in several places--that Alhaitham was actually going above and beyond what was expected of him, taking the position very seriously, uncovering and fixing major issues in the Akademiya, and demonstrating a deep care for the sanctity and future of the Akademiya as a whole when Sumeru's people's will to research and learn declined after the collapse of the Akasha.
By all accounts, Alhaitham is (was) a fantastic Grand Sage. Compared to Azar, who is shown as inherently self-aggrandizing and unconcerned with Sumeru's well-being, Alhaitham genuinely did his best during his brief time as Sumeru's leader, protecting students' research, concerning himself with how to address the people's problems, and even diving in to solve mysteries that normally would have been left for the matra. As Acting Grand Sage, we're told his behavior and judgments were fair, and he addressed problems immediately and with his full effort.
In short, there is literally no one else more qualified to be Grand Sage than Alhaitham.
And yet, despite possessing every talent needed to be the leader of a nation, Alhaitham doesn't have the personality for it. He has every single trait a good leader requires... And yet he refuses to be a leader. His own talent vastly exceeds the slow-paced life his personality leads him to seek, making his particular abilities more incongruous with his values than Kaveh's--by a mile. People keep trying to promote him into positions of leadership because his talents are so obvious, and yet he does everything in his power to deny his own abilities and instead fly under the radar--and under the level of his full potential too.
Awful hypocritical for you to claim Kaveh's talents don't match his personality when yours match even less, Alhaitham...
#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#“You should be less selfless Kaveh so your personality and your talents will finally match.”#“Call me when you stop faking incompetence so you can get paid to read on the job ALHAITHAM.”#Scribe “I can't let them know I can read clocks or they'll expect me to show up to the meetings on time” Alhaitham#should probably not talk about talents that exceed one's values#Imagine spending literal years nagging someone#about how they're selling themself short#while going around calling yourself a “feeble scholar” so no one expects you to do any actual work#Imagine being like “I am the least qualified for this position and I'm putting in only the bare minimum”#when your “bare minimum” is 105746060 times better than the last guy#fake idgafer#for real
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imagine being so insensitive that you would blame a child for their death and openly talk about how badly behaved they were right in front of their grave. oh and on said child's birthday-- the day he would've turned 18 years old. you spend your first official late child's 18th birthday calling him brash and impulsive, implying he got himself murdered, instead of mourning the fact that today is the day your dead son would've reached a major milestone in his life.
#bruce going to jason's grave and not even looking the least bit sad is fucking insane#he looked so indifferent to it#just casually talking to one of his other kids about how much the second robin had it coming unfortunately#like that is your fucking son#you adopted that child#to say something as vain as -oh he liked cars and girls- is crazy#like that's all you know about your little boy?? a kid who blindly trusted you with his entire life#oh and that he liked ice cream#woo hoo#when has bruce ever actually rejoiced his child's life and talked about jason's personality positively#when has he never talked to his other kids about jason in a way that actually appreciated him#it's the literal bare minimum of what he owes jason#jason todd#red hood#batman#bruce wayne#jason peter todd#dc#dc comics
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a match made in uhhhhhhhhh,,, well i wouldnt say heaven
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#literally the bare minimum lmao#this is the first time i actually really like how i drew my self insert#fnaf moon#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf self insert#moon fnaf#fnaf moondrop#fnaf dca#fnaf#self insert#kirbsart
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confession that could probably get me executed by the tma fandom:
as someone on the asexual spectrum (please keep this part in mind), i enjoy seeing all the different interpretations of jon's asexuality, instead of acting like he can only be asexual in one specific way like a lot of this fandom does.
[hiding behind a giant rock trembling in fear]
#literally as long as you aren't straight up erasing his asexuality you're chill#sorry i can't keep this in anymore i hate how 50% od the fandom acts about jon being canonically ace#is this too risky for main tags......#eh i'll add the bare minimum ones#tma#magpod#jon sims#magnusposting#silly girl yap sesh
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being horrified at your f/o’s acceptance of the bere minimum or even below that in a relationship and wanting to treat them how they deserve to be treated, full of respect and love and so much more— if they ever end up admitting that they believe they don’t deserve the work you put into being with them, or any other insecurity they might bring up, they’re always comforted by your reassurances even if you might not feel like enough for them, either. it’ll take time for them to get used to your love or really feel at peace with the fact that they deserve this, deserve you, but right now they’re sure of one thing: they love you immensely.
#people have a different idea on what the bare minimum is but i’d say like… basic human decency#or like a bare minimum of effort that someone puts in the relationship bassically likee. planning dates#google says a good phrase: ‘to do the necessary amount but not more’#i like the idea of forever doing things for an f/o though imagines are usually the s/i getting the affection#irl friends in the chat this isn’t based off real events do you hear me THIS WAS AN IDEA IN THE DRAFTS CHAT#which isn’t a bad thing is what i’m trying to say#selfshipping is literally a self indulgent thing!!! and ive written too much of those kinds of imagines to count too#just want to give the f/o so much care as well#ok enough yapping#self ship#self shipping#f/o imagines#self ship imagines
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Horikoshi's illustration for jump Festa 2025. Armored all might and the trio.
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JUST LOOK AT KATSUKI. LOOK AT HIS BRACELET AND BLAZER. HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT. JUST ONE OTHER THING. HIS BEAUTIFUL RED EYES.
#These 4 are the actual characters that had the focus on them the entire manga but yeah they got bare minimum in the epilogue lololol#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#Bakugo Katsuki#Katsuki bakugo#Mha#Bnha#my hero academia#The manga was literally about them... 😭#Bakugo#Katsuki
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#my art#my doodles#fawx & stallion#224bbaker#madge stallion#james stallion#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#sherlock being attracted to james is literally such a gift#also yes - he gets a classic ‘glasses + longer/different hair & facial hair’ disguise#until it gets disproven I would like to think the bastard fooled everyone with the bare minimum#honestly the whole podcast is a gift but the last episode??? I will never recover#and you are pushing me right back into my old sh hyperfixation wow who’d have thought… joking I’m joking; knew this was always gonna happen#but DAMN what a joy#doing so many beautiful incredible correct things with both watson and holmes I’m losing my mind#making holmes absolutely besotted though?? I owe you my life. I NEED to draw him interacting with rdj sherlock (the simp himself)#madge and ‘fitzy’ besties??? YES. hampton and john conversation? I’m gnawing on cement. also john’s talk with dennis??? hello??#THE SCARF.#THE FORKS.#lord I was not prepared#one of the two podcasts that have made me teary eyed in the last few weeks. the highest praise for them because damn it’s hard nowadays#anyway I could yell forever but I should have been sleeping hours ago so
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