#literally idk whay im saying

[loganscroftersstash]

i love the ideas of sides having abilities/traits that go along w animals-- like obvi remus has his tentacles of an octopus, janus can hiss like a snake and has scales, and virgil can hiss like a spider (? im 99.9% sure his counterpart is a spider). but what the hell are the light sides' animals. do they even have any? or are they reserved for the more "untamed" dark sides

[triglycercule]

mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it

and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL

[camels-pen]

consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

[helloidkwhatimdoing-0]

I have literally never been happier with my life except for school

Like genuinely everything is so much better than it has ever been before

And i am still getting to the point where I can't stop crying for hours, and it is entirely school based

[i-dont-know-nor-care-go-away]

I think. Words like gaslight and lobotomy and neurospicy should never have even made it online at this point. (Hyperbole) One TikTok musician wrote a song. Titled Neurospicy and it's so. Bad.

Im gonna break down why the song is bad. This is for education. Also bc im a little piss baby and I love complaing. Do not go harass her.

Disclaimers:

I am just a Tumblr user.

My opinions are whay they are because :

I am self diagnosed autistic. I did years of research. Many autistic people said "you are definitely autistic" If I don't have autism, I know I am at least neurodivergent. I know a lot about Neurodivergency from loved experience, mine and my (diagnosed ) friends. I read a lot of discourse on disabilities.

I cannot find confirmation if the creator is claiming to be neurodivergent or has a doctor or self diagnosis. I hate this song so much I really don't care if she does to be honest. Don't harass her tho.

This song is very obviously using neurodivergency for slang as adhd and autism. I'll try to use the most accurate language because it's improtsnt that people with NPD BPD and Schizophrenia and other disorders and disabilities are recognized as neurodivergent. Just a reminder that its their word/space too

(

[Intro]

One, two, three, four

I might be a little spicy

A little bit neuro spicy

Isn't everyone a little bit spicy?

Spicy is better than bland

)

-Oh god. I don't want to be like "oh all these adhd people are just trying to be trendy" bc they aren't. But you either are neurodivergent or not. You can't be a little spicy. If you are questioning, do research. Don't write a song about it for clout?? Again idk if she is but still the phrasing makes me upset.

The second line is literally just "well isn't everyone a little Adhd?" Like. C'mon. That minimizes the struggle of being fucking disabled. And living with that disability. If everyone was a 'little disabled' then it would just be a human limitation not a disability?? That's like basic abelism 101.

Third line, one neurotype is not better than the other. Being neurodivergent means your brain works differently. If we start treating all autistic/adhd people like they are better bc they're cooler and smarter, most adhd/autistic people that have higher support needs will be even more left behind. It feels like those "not a disability a different ability " or "actually autism js a superpower" No. Stop. If your autism makes you smart, goof for you, but I'm not gonna let high and medium support needs people be pushed even father aside. It is ok to be disabled, and we need to accept that.

(

[Verse 2]

I have trouble with boundaries

A spicy little ginger man found me

He likes that I'm a little bit rowdy

He holds my sweaty hand

)

Line one, I don't like that she says she's "a little spicy" and then immediately goes to "I have trouble with boundaries." If you can't respect boundaries, that's on you. I understand that neurodivergent people sometimes can have issues with boundaries like forgetting them or something, but it isn't a part of being neurodivergent. It's part of being human. Neurodivergent people are capable of respecting boundaries. Even if neurodivergency makes it harder to remember or respect boundaries, that isn't a silly little hehe, thats part of a disability that needs either work or some accommodation. This line doesn't have pure abelism in it, but I don't like the implications of it at all.

Second line, this is me being a hater but I genuinely thought she was talking about ed sheeran there for a second. Or a ginger bread cookie man. The phrasing of that was so odd to me

(

Verse 3]

My brain and mouth don’t talk much

They don't usually sync up

So sometimes words I think of

Are louder and faster than I planned

)

Nothing bad with this I just really dislike the music

(

[Verse 4]

Einstein was a little spicy

Newton was a little spicy

Darwin, Edison, spicy

Imagine if they started a band

)

Stop conflating neurodivergency / Adhd + autism with being good at shit. It's not just something that makes you good at things. It is likely that they had some neurodivergency and we should celebrate the accomplishment of disabled people. But this paired with the "spicy is better than bland" line just isn't giving. I can feel the "autism js a superpower" energy. Again I'm bitching on internet for fun but still

(

[Outro]

It'd probably sound like

My doc says that I'm spicy

But even she's a little bit spicy

Isn't everyone a little bit spicy?

Spicy is better than bland (Two, three, four)

I might be a little spicy

A little bit neuro spicy

Isn't everyone a little bit spicy?

Spicy is better than bland (Wah, haha)

)

I promise you your doctor did not say you were "spicy" bc that's. Giving mal practice. The line just pisses me off bc it does. Thay isn't how any of this works.

Second line. Stop headcannoning people as neurodivergent. Not everyone js a little bit neurodivergent.

Last couple lines are just the chorus.

Even if the writer has autism or adhd I'm begging them to read one or two disabled theory books or at this point even some Tumblr posts. This creator has a pretty big platform and it's disappointing to see really basic abelist bullshit from someone who could easily find resources on this topic or hire/ask someone for a sensitivity read.

[tillimillimylitog]

erm😕

so like im just gonna rant about whay happened yesterday!! There will he spellinns mistakes, its like late rn so leave me aloe 😕! So like yesterday eas pretty normal and i was chill and i go downstairs and then my suster is like “did you shave?” Bc my legs werent shaved bc im walking around my house? Im not foing anywhere?? But like im just like “no..???” And she just said “i can tell” which made me kinda like sad ig bc i’ve always kinda had an insecurity of like body hair idrk 🤷‍♀️ so then my mom says something about organizing my closet and my sister said that she could help but i also felt like all the time my room is messy or like people will judge my room so im just like “no need!!” Bc like i just dont like it ig and i go upstairs to organize my closet and whule im doin g so i start going a little kookoo!! Bc i realize that the lights to bright, i have so mich clothes, i can hear my fan thats so loud, and then i may have started to like idk I couldn’t breath well so i had to stop what i was soing and i just sat on the ground, outside of my closet so then i wouldn’t like see so much ig and i cover my ears bc of my fan and then i feel all cold but i was told to keep my fan on bc it was a hot day so i kept it on but like then i could hear like everythinf, kids outside, cars in general, my fan obviously, my family, and like idk anything really 🤷‍♀️ so my breathing gets worse ladies and gentlemen!! Or uh idk people? Erm uh idk anymore 😕 but so my breathing gets worse yknow?? So then im like “i have headphones! I could like listen to something or just let it cover my ears” so i go grab my headphones and sit back down, putting them on and stuff then i covered my eyes bc my room felt very brifht 😁 so i sat like that for maybe idk 30 minutes until i was like “huh.. i should listen to music now!” So i turn on a playlist and just sit there until im calm and then go back to organizing my closet with the music bc now i felt okay!! Then like a few hours pass im done with my closet and stuff so like im pretty chill!! Btw then i take a nap and thats the end of my day! Also i went to dance a few days ago really fun!! 😁 thoufh i do need to work on my pirouettes bc like they SUCK. Ngl 😁 (ok maybe not SUCK 😕 i just have high standards for myself ig 😁) RAHHHH TYSM FOR READING THIS IF YOU DID!! LITERALLY LOVE YOU?? Im a minor thoufh so 🙁 dont do anything erm.. weird 😕 ANYWYAS 😁🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[deadgrantaires]

can i please catch a break can i PLEASE catch a break

called dentist again after they rescheduled me and the person i spoke to "simply couldnt answer my questions" since it was her FIRST DAY I GUESS ( AND NOBODY WAS HELPING HER???) regaurding some weird surcharges they said i deifntely had to pay. so called back a while later so idk. she can get trained i guess. was told yep defintielly have to pay for PPE myself. WHAT??? tell her um thats odd ive never had a dentist charge me that before and she gets a tone and is like "WELL have u gone to the dentists since covid?" and im like yes.... the as frequently as my insur4nce allows and this IS weird to me. try asking if its necessary and shes running around not answering "idk whay i have to pay for the dentists medical supplies" "its for YOUR safety not the doctors" -> endless dodging the questions. ask her how much its supposed to cost. she says 'WELL IDK i dont work the office its dependant on yr insu.rance' 'okay.... can u run my insu.rance then' 'NO I CANT thats not my j0b i cant access that' 'okay can u transfer me to soemone who can' 'nobody else is in the office u have to call back ether ____day or ____day between X hours' 'okay well i wish someone had given me this information last time i called instead of jsut saying i can call back anytime' 'I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT HAPPENED it just happened' 'okay ye im telling u about..... a problem... that is happening in Your offi.ce.... so idk... maybe u can fix it.... anyway i guess ill jsut... take this info moving forward and call back [first day she mentioned]' 'YOU CANT CALL THAT DAY were closed then' 'you literally jsut told me to call then. but fine. ill call [other day she mentioned] i guess. thanks bye')

this was after they apparently scheduled me for when the doctor was KNOWN to be out of town and i had to then reschedule. got condescendedly spoken down about it by this cunt today too about how the doctor HAD to go and she already had this time booked out so they CANT JSUT reschedule for ONE patient and i go yeah cool. so if u knew about it why the fuck did i get scheduled then IN THE FIRST PLACE

insane world. anyway god knows when/if ill get answers about all this bullshit surcharges theyre trying to give me and i migth jsut have to go with a different dentist whos off.ice staff isnt full of incompetent condescending morons. yknow. again

[stonerzelda]

Just like i find myself thinkkng abt these interactions so much recently. Especially this one young family I had in Dollarama, a man and a woman that looked like they were maybe in their late 20s at the time. They has this tiny little baby girl that couldn't have been older than a year, and she had an accident in the shopping cart. Her mother looked so stressed out and she was trying to clean her and the cart up with some napkins she had on her but she didn't speak any english so she was just exchanging these looks with me like "im sorry, please dont be upset" and ofc like wtf was i gonna do but help her. Obviously!! I cleaned it all up and while they were checking out I threw a couple of diapers and baby toys + a blanket into a bag and just gave it to the father so they could change her and get her home comfortably. And the wife was so so so surprised by this. She was so grateful. And even when she left with the baby, her husband took me aside and talked to me for a little while and made it a point to tell me that they had only moved to Canada recently from Palestine, and told me that his mother had always raised him to be appreciative and considerate of strangers and to do for them what he would do for his own family. I wish I could remember exactly what he said but it was basically him just saying that whay I did for his family that day meant the world to them, even though it was literally the barest of minimum that I could do between customers. He told me not to lose that kindness. And that memory has always stuck with me so strongly, even though i was like 18 back then and still didn't fully understand where he had come from and what they had likely seen. Idk. I never forgot about that.

[bingoboingobongo]

my kaleidoscope thoughts/review

(spoilers under the cut. also im still shocked so this shit makes no sense)

holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT WHAT TJE FYCK HOLY SHJT OHMFG HOLY SHIT KALEIDOSCOPE IS A FUCKING PRODIGY WHAT THE FYCK THAG SHIT ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY WTF WTF WTF HELP OMFG IM IN SHOCK I XANT WHAY BELP MDNSJSJJS NO FUCKING WAY THAY WAS FUCKING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK NUGGETS SHIT BALLS LOLOLAPOOLAZA WAS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IK IN AWE GIANCARLO ESPOSITIO SERVES AS DUCKING ALWAYS GOLY MOLY BAJJSJSJS SOMEONE CALL TJE FUCMING COPS WHAT OMG I NEED TI BREATHE WHAT?????? EBVRLEPQICOJSJSJD

holy shit okay so um Jesus Christ I'm fucking fahahsh that was easily the best experience I've ever had omg that's giving money heist a run for their money holy crap okay um

alright so ngl when i heard the concept of showing episodes in random order I was hyped and i wanted it to be hype but tbh i kinda expected it to be ass and omfg damn this show was so good wtf. that being said, the episodes in random order didn't exactly have much impact on the story but it was a fun idea and i liked it in the end. at first i was worried, especially when i got to the after the heist episodes (which showed right before the white episode for me) bc in my mind i was like okay but like ik the outcome so like what's the point but damn was i wrong bc oml the twists Jesus Christ that shit had me in a damn pretzel.

alright so like my thought process. So i saw the pink episode right before the white one, and first can I just say that even tho i didn't like bob im glad he got to see his pink sand beaches even tho it was technically blood but whatever. anyways omfg tho did judy ditch Stan? I think so idek anyways that's irrelevant rn. okay so i was literally devastated when ava died i love her but also it definitely wasn't as bad as money heist so I'll live. BHT OMFG LEO'S DEATH BRUH I THOUGHT RJ KILLED HIM BUT IT WAS SALAS' SON BRAD?????? WTF THAT SHIT CAME OUT SO OUT OF LEFT FIEKD OMG JSHSJSJS

like i saw the shirt and i was like hmm that's kinda a nerdy shirt it seems like something rj might wear. AND THEN IT WAS BRAD TJE SON WEARING IT IN THE WHITE EPISODE. AND THEN RJ FUCKING DIED AND THEN IT WAS JUDY THAT FUCKING KILLED HIM BUT THEN SHE SORTA KILLED BOB LIKE WHAT THE FUCK OMG MY BRAIN MY JAW WAS LIKE GONE LIKE OMGJSSJJSJS

like ngl in the beginning I wasn't vibing with judy but then she killed rj and i really wasn't vibing BUT THEN SHE KILLED BOB AND MAYBE I WAS VIBING????

omfg and THEN HANNAH CAME IN AND HIT CARLOS AND THEN TOOK ALL THE MONEY LIKE WHAT JSJSJS AND LIKE IK ITS FIR THE BEST BECAUSE THE CREW PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN KILLED BY THE TRIPLETS IF SHE DIDN'T BUT GAWD DAMN LIKE I WAS LOW-KEY HIGHKEY SAD LIKE TF

OMG AND THE FUCKING FEDEX GUY BRUHHSHAJS AND HER SISTER BRJSJSJS IM LITERALLY NSJSJSJSN WHAT

also her hair and her black suit in that one outfit remind me of natasha Romanoff so bad omfg

KSJSJJSJS AND THEN BOB USED THE PEN HE STOLE TO SAVE HIMSELF BITCH THIS SHIT WAS LIKE TWNETY BAZILLION CHEKHOV'S GUNS

IT WAS CHEKHOV'S FUCKING GUN RANGE TF LIKE OMG IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE SHOUT OUT TO ERIC GARCIA OR ERIC GARZA MAN I DONT REMEMBER TOJR LASY NAME BUT THIS SHIT SLAPPED GOD DAWM EXPECTATION FUCKING EXCEEDED BEHWJAJSJJSJSJSJS

holy shit holy shit AND WHEN THE FUCKING MACAU AD WENT OFF DAMN KUDOS TO AVA BC I WOJLD HAVE BURST OJT LAUGHING JESUS CHRISR TNO IT WAS SO GOOD

ngl tho idek if it actually randomizes the order u watch it in i started out with the jail episode with stan and ray tho so idk tell me if u guys get anything different

[lov9r]

cher we may have broken up two days later cause she was being mean 😓😓

basically she was very dry all of a sudden and would take hours to reply and when i asked her why she said it was cause she was not over her ex 😐😐😐

wait whay. WHAT???? im so.. shocked AND ANGRY?? IDK IF ITS OK FO BE ANGRY AT SOMEONE I DONT KNOW YET BUT THATS A SHITTY THING TO DO,,, leading you on like that is so...??????

she should've thought about that before getting with you, you'd helped her so much (from what I've heard) and you have been so patient,, you literally do not deserve any of that?? AND LIKE I GET IT THAT THEY HAVE PROBLEMS TOO BUT THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN IT OUT ON YOU.. ugh. im sorry, i know its not my place to say stuff but like☹️☹️

[just-some-random-blogger]

Daemon opens the door, but only darkness reveals itself to him.

I've been revitalized. I've been restored. I love it when you can tell how good a writer is with how HOOOOOKED you get from the first line.

ITS JUST SO GOOD LEMME TALK ABOUT IT SOME MORE I DONT KNOW WHY I FIND IT HARD TO READ BUT FICS LIKE THIS REFILL MY LIFE BAR SLAYYY

"Are you hiding from me, woman?" he murmurs.

GOT ME GIGGLING INTO MY PILLOW. HES SO CUTIE PIE I WANT TO BITE HIM

He walks over to a small table with fruit and sweet dishes on it. He takes a bunch of grapes between his fingers before letting them disappear into his mouth.

Just a snack snacking on a snack NO YOURE A SMALL TABLE WITH FRUITS AND SWEETS ON IT 😁😍

OH SEGUE as I was reading the authors note I was like 💀💀💀💀💀 NOT ME FINDING THIS ON MY PERIOD NAUR

Anyway

"Has another moon gone by?" he asks into the room and turns to your bed, where he recognises the outline of a figure under the covers. A slight grin plays around his lips before he walks towards the bed.

What does he even mean bro

If you're gonna tease me, maybe less convoluted? Or am I just dumb is he just asking if it's her period again 😭😭✋

"What's that smell?" he asks.

And suddenly your voice rings out, "It's oak bark tea... My abdomen is a cramp," you mumble from under the covers.

IM NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU I WAS LIKE CAN HE SMELL HER BLOOD MKakksjsoskkskKKKkkkksnsns IM GLAD THATS NOT WHAT IT WAS "I'm bleeding your dumb blonde 🤬🙃"

"What have we got here? I wonder what trouble could be brewing under here," he says, reaching lightly for the blanket.

An ak47

He smiles at your words, "Why would I do that when I have such a sight in front of me?" he says, a hint of sarcasm still in his voice again.

What a lil shit. Annoyed annoying husband my beloved

You sigh again and already feel his large, surprisingly warm hand on your abdomen... a warm touch of your dragon.

🤨✋ hollup you telling me you're shocked your hot husband is literally hot. Jail. I mean ok I'm just dramatic. Go back to school OH SHIT SHE DOENSG AHVE EDICATIOND

"Ah, ah, ah," he says and lies down next to you, his arm wrapped around your middle.

WITH HIS SHOES ON??????? Actually he removed it shhh I saw it

"I want you to feel good, love... It'll help you relax..." he murmurs into your ear, nibbling lightly.

Your honor I'm scared

You gasp and hold his hand back, "Daemon... there's blood... a lot... it's the first day..." you say hesitantly.

ME. IM LITERALLY HER. except it's technically the 2nd day. BUT LICHERALAY HERRR

"Do you want me to take care of you?" he whispers, kissing the soft skin behind your ear.

He chuckles softly again, another kiss landing on your neck, "Love... a true warrior isn't afraid of a little blood..." he murmurs.

Ur right I do be likin u covered in blood bUT-

"That's it... I'll take care of you..." he whispers in your ear and you nod slightly.

-IM SO GLAD HE DIDNT EAT HER OUT COS THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HED DO I MEAN SLAY MORE POWER TO YOU KING LOVE THAT FOR HER ALSO BUT GAAAHHHHH I FEEL LIKE I CAN ONLY PERMIT IT IF ITS A VAMP YA KNOW

He just grins as you avert your eyes and blush. You hear the smacking sound as he licks his fingers.

🧍‍♀️ see but I respect that [STARTS A CHAINSAW WASH YOUR HANDS] but u respect the munches everywhere (idk what a munch is tbh I feel like I looked it up but

your honor hindi ko po matandaan {I don't remember, THIS IS ALICE GUO WHOS A MEME IN MY COUNTRY BECAUSE SHE KEEPS SAYING THAT👎👎👎👎})

"And you are my wife. You may feel sick, you may bleed, sometimes I may even be the cause of your anger. But that's all part of your body's natural rhythm. So please, my sweet girl, never hide from the pain, never keep your misery a secret. Otherwise, I promise you, it will cause me more grief than your blood..." he says gently.

WHAT DOES HE MEAN 😭😭😭😭 HES GONNA KILL HIMSELF??? AHJAJSJSS THAT WAS A JOKE BUT WHAY DOES HE MEAN HE'LL BE UPSET MORE THAT SHE BLEEDS???? HUHH??? YOU DUMB FUCKNG IDIOT WHAY DO YOU EMAN

Fire and blood - Daemon Targaryen x wife!reader

Author’s note: Before I got into my usual summary, this fic is part of a collab with a bunch of my lovely moots! @lady-phasma came to us with an ask about period sex and Daemon and being as lovely as she is, she offered us all the chance to collab on it. Choosing our own characters and how to play the story.

Please find the masterlist of everyone's fics here.

English is my second language, please forgive me if I made any mistakes (:

Summary: You haven't been married to your husband Daemon Targaryen for very long - but you've learnt to enjoy your marriage to the Rogue Prince. But unlike normality, you haven't sought out Daemon for a few affectionate visits throughout the day, and that makes him suspicious…

Pairing: Daemon Targaryen x wife!reader

Warnings: Smut; 18+; NSFW; Period smut; fingering (f in v), p in v sex - implied

Word count: 2.2 k

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Daemon opens the door, but only darkness reveals itself to him. He raises his eyebrows slightly, but steps into your shared chambers. He is looking for his wife, who has been by his side for several moons now.

During this time, he has already become accustomed to you seeking him out throughout the day, sometimes just to get a little peck and sometimes because you want to tell him something - but today you have not sought him out.

His heavy footsteps sound in your chambers as he walks further inside.

"Are you hiding from me, woman?" he murmurs.

He walks over to a small table with fruit and sweet dishes on it. He takes a bunch of grapes between his fingers before letting them disappear into his mouth.

"Has another moon gone by?" he asks into the room and turns to your bed, where he recognises the outline of a figure under the covers. A slight grin plays around his lips before he walks towards the bed.

But as he gets closer, he picks up an unusual scent.

"What's that smell?" he asks.

And suddenly your voice rings out, "It's oak bark tea... My abdomen is a cramp," you mumble from under the covers.

He's still smiling and comes closer to the bed.

"What have we got here? I wonder what trouble could be brewing under here," he says, reaching lightly for the blanket.

"No... Go away," you say quietly and try to hold the blanket tight.

But Daemon pulls the blanket down further and kneels on the bed with one knee.

"Ah... there you are... what a view," he says sarcastically as the blanket reveals your face. Your hair lies dishevelled on the pillow, your face a little sleepily puffy as your annoyed gaze meets his. "Yes....my beautiful wife," he says and smiles. He pulls the blanket down further and a "Go away," sounds from you again.

He smiles at your words, "Why would I do that when I have such a sight in front of me?" he says, a hint of sarcasm still in his voice again.

You sigh and try to turn away, but you feel Daemon kneel down further on the bed and his hand grips you gently.

"Ah, ah, ah," he says and lies down next to you, his arm wrapped around your middle.

His warm breath brushes the back of your neck as he presses his face into yours, "What's wrong," he whispers.

You sigh again and already feel his large, surprisingly warm hand on your abdomen... a warm touch of your dragon.

"I'm bleeding..." you say almost inaudibly, but Daemon hears your words and smiles slightly. He knows how you feel during your period. You're vulnerable and sleepy. The cramps force you to lie down and only warmth and strange teas from the maesters give you some relief... well, and other things.

But you're his wife and according to him, you should always feel carefree - but he can't refrain from teasing you a little.

"Pardon?" he whispers, smiling slightly, while you sigh lightly again.

"I'm bleeding..." you repeat your words and mumble into your pillow.

"Love..." he whispers again.

You close your eyes and feel this inner tension that tickles your fingertips.

"I'm on my period," you say a little louder into the pillow.

"Love... Sorry, I don't understand," Daemon replies and his lips graze your neck.

His behaviour makes you seethe, why can't he leave you alone?

"Daemon! Seven hells! I'm on my period! I'm in pain and I'm bleeding!", you call out and raise your head slightly.

He chuckles, "It's fine... no need to shout like that..."

You shake your head slightly, wanting to push his arm away, but he has a firm grip on you. His hand slides slowly downwards, his fingers make light, circular movements and you stiffen slightly.

"Daemon, what are you doing," you suddenly whisper.

"I want you to feel good, love... It'll help you relax..." he murmurs into your ear, nibbling lightly.

You gasp and hold his hand back, "Daemon... there's blood... a lot... it's the first day..." you say hesitantly.

He continues to nibble on your earlobe, his fingers sliding along your thigh, not in the least impressed by your words.

"You know there's nothing to be ashamed of. A woman's body is a natural, beautiful thing.... It's beautiful because it's you," he kisses your cheek and lets his nose glide gently along it. His hand strokes along your thigh and you feel a slight throbbing between your thighs alongside the numbing pain in your abdomen.

"Do you want me to take care of you?" he whispers, kissing the soft skin behind your ear.

You bite your lip lightly, but you shake your head slightly.

"Daemon... There really is a lot of blood..." you repeat your words quietly.

He chuckles softly again, another kiss landing on your neck, "Love... a true warrior isn't afraid of a little blood..." he murmurs.

His hand slides further, "Just relax..." he whispers and you try. Slowly, you close your eyes and try to concentrate on his touch as a heavy breath leaves your lips.

Gently, he kisses your neck and shoulder as he holds you close."It's nothing to be ashamed of either. Especially not my wife. It's natural," he whispers in your ear.

His fingers pull your nightgown up, very slowly. His fingers leave a fiery trail on your thigh and you try to ignore the dull ache that runs through your abdomen.

You can't suppress it, your hips begin to move in slight circular motions as his fingers glide through your pubic hair, caressing you. You gasp as you can already feel his arousal from behind as he presses himself lightly against you.

His fingers reach their destination, slowly running along your folds, and you gasp again – your legs spread slightly.

"That's it... I'll take care of you..." he whispers in your ear and you nod slightly.

The sweetest moan escapes your lips as his fingers find your pearl and apply light pressure. Your legs spread wider and a smile graces his lips.

"Daemon..." you gasp.

"I know..." he whispers, nibbling on your earlobe again as his fingers rub gently over your clit.

"Your body is natural and beautiful. Even in all its bloody glory," he whispers and you nod, your breathing quickening.

He kisses you on the cheek again as his fingers tease over your glistening entrance, gently spreading your folds.

You feel the familiar stretch as his fingers slide inside you. But not all the way in, he teases you a little and you exhale heavily, your hips moving towards his fingers, longing for his touch. And then he fulfils your craving – his fingers stretch your walls, trying to find a good angle, pushing deeper. He revels in the slickness that coats his fingers, the evidence of your arousal mingling with the blood that flows.

"Feel how wet you are for me," he whispers teasingly, his smile pressing against the back of your neck.

"Daemon!" you gasp, but also a small moan leaves your lips.

He chuckles briefly, but your concentration is once again fully on his movements as his fingers penetrate deeper.

"Gods..." you gasp and he grins. Slowly, but firmly, his fingers push forward. He can feel your walls clench, longing for release.

"You know I love all the sounds you make, but I love your moans the most. I can feel your walls tighten around my fingers as if your body wants to hold me inside you while I make you tremble..." he whispers in your ear.

You moan again as his thumb grazes your pearl. He continues his expert ministrations, he is determined to make you forget the discomfort, to lose yourself in a wave of pleasure that only he can provide.

His fingers curl inside you, beckoning you as his thumb presses against your clit again.  You press your arse against his hardness and he moans into your neck. As he feels your hips moving towards his fingers, urging for more, he complies, increasing the intensity of his movements. He curls his fingers, angling them to hit that sweet spot within you, knowing exactly how to drive you wild with desire.

"Moan for me…" he commands, his voice laced with dominance, "Let me hear your pleasure, let it echo through these chambers."

And you obey as his fingers thrust deeper. He bites into your neck as his fingers tease your walls. His fingers continue their exploration, delving deeper inside you, seeking out the spots that make you writhe with pleasure. He maintains a steady rhythm, his touch skilled and attentive to your body's responses.

Smacking noises echo in your chambers as his fingers pump in and out faster. His fingers sliding in and out of your wetness with ease. With each thrust of his fingers, he can feel the slickness and warmth of your arousal, heightening his own desire.

He starts to apply more pressure and lets a third finger slide in. He knows what you like and he gives it to you the way you need it. He stretches your walls while they continue to clench around his fingers. Daemon's eyes gleam with a mixture of desire and possessiveness as he feels your response to his touch. He revels in the power he holds over your pleasure, his fingers moving with a practiced precision.

"Oh, my sweet wife," he murmurs, the words laced with a mixture of possessiveness and anticipation. "You are so responsive, so eager for my touch."

His body presses against yours, his hard length grinding against your backside as he continues to pleasure you with his fingers. His lips find your ear, his breath hot against your skin. Your fear of smearing him with your blood is forgotten, you need more.

"Daemon... Daemon," you whimper again and again, your arm reaching back, to the back of his head. Your fingers reach into his silky hair and he grunts. As he continues to drive you towards the peak of pleasure, Daemon's own desire grows, his need for release becoming undeniable. But at this moment, he's focused solely on your pleasure, on taking you to the edge and beyond, on helping you forget your discomfort.

"Yes... my love... Come on, come on my fingers, milk them like you always milk my cock when I fuck that delicious cunt," he growls into your neck.

And that pushes you over the edge. You cry out, your walls tightening around his fingers and Daemon grunts out.

You whimper, your hand gripping his hair tighter as he kisses your neck. Your eyes are closed, your breathing rapid as he pulls his fingers out when your walls stop clenching. A pleasant warmth flows through your abdomen, soothing away the pain more effectively than every maester's tea could.

As you catch your breath, you glance slightly over your shoulder and look at Daemon. He chuckles as he looks at his fingers, they're covered in blood.

"This is a sight I couldn't have imagined at the beginning of the day..", he kisses your neck again, "But I'm going to enjoy it“, he whispers into your ear.

"Daemon, no!" you say with wide eyes.

He just grins as you avert your eyes and blush. You hear the smacking sound as he licks his fingers.

But now you have to laugh as you stare at him again – his eyes are closed and he seems to be enjoying it.

"You're impossible..." you say softly as he still licks his fingers.

"Daemon, stop it!" you say and giggle, but he just grins and pulls you closer to him again.

"Delicious," he murmurs.

He starts stroking and caressing your belly again.

His breathing slows down as he holds you close. The sounds and smell of you, your little body in his embrace, it's almost more than he can bear at this moment.

He gently grabs your chin, as if he were holding something fragile and precious, and gently pulls your head upwards. When you return his gaze, it is gentle and tender.

"And you are my wife. You may feel sick, you may bleed, sometimes I may even be the cause of your anger. But that's all part of your body's natural rhythm. So please, my sweet girl, never hide from the pain, never keep your misery a secret. Otherwise, I promise you, it will cause me more grief than your blood..." he says gently. These moments with him are rare, but you savour them – your lovely husband. You lean towards him and let your lips slide onto his. He growls slightly and you feel his hand on your arse. You giggle slightly and feel his smile on your lips.

But the grip on your arse tightens and he pulls you towards him, positioning you perfectly against his crotch. He still can't hide his excitement and you gasp slightly. Your lips are still dancing around each other, you can feel the coppery taste on his tongue as he starts to undo his trousers. He growls again as his hand spreads your cheeks slightly and presses his hardness between your thighs from behind. You whimper as his cock slides along your folds.

"Let's see if we can give you a little more relief, shall we?" he growls against your lips and you moan as the tip of his cock presses against your slick entrance.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

[bangcakes]

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[moidse]

Wow i just woke up from such a wonderful dream!! Its been so so long since I've woken up from a dream that just brightens my mood the whole day and genuinely just leaves me feeling happy. Reminds me of being in highschool whenever id have a dream about my crush I'd be haooy all day running the dream through my head reliving it.

Anyways, what I remember in my dream was being at some event with family and i was being recognized for my work in film. Like i was being honored or something really nice was happening and it felt very nice.

And then tbh the part of my dream i immediately remembered and was like oh this is why i felt so happy. In the dream, i remember there was a part when i was making out with my highschool crush, and no not wven the main one (lax e**** one) and we were just kissing and smalling. Like she was so cute and smiling so big as I was kissing her and I was smiling back. I was so happy. And she was so happy. It felt amazing and warmed my heart. And then i remember my partner is there and its like im dating both of them and we are now preparing to go to bed.

Gosh... im sitting here still re-living those dream moments of kissing em and seeing her smile. It was just so cute and loving and happy. Idk. Its just been so long since I've had a new and exciting kiss and crush.

Also, its wild how much my dreams can effect my mood the whole day. I need to keep fighting sznal d and get sunlight if its sunny. Cuz i got a good amount of su lught, correlation dont equal causation but damn. That dream really took me somewhere I'd love to be.

Being honored and recognized in my dream career. And having a romantic cute loving spark with someone where we both cant help but smile so big kissing because we're just so happy and in love.... asdffghjkkq

Now i cant stop thinking of that type of love. I miss that feeling of having a crush. Like that spark and just wanting someone so bad and knowing they want you back. I miss that feeling and i never really got that feeling eith k****. I just feel like th beginning of our relationship was me being stressed about them not liking me, then me being stressed they are dating someone else, not to mention they were dating other people during the summer and then made out with someone after I said no... its just like I never had that new crush spark with them that I was feeling in the dream or that I feel when Im with s******. Its honestly like the happy chemical releasing..... and now they wanna say they want me now and its like i waited over 8 months and the sparks disappeared. You didnt want me back in the same way which made me feel so depressed.... I understand its complicated and that they had trauma and didnt want anyone in that way but it still didnt feel good... i miss the feelings of how I feel a relationship should start. Like eventually they got more cutesy but damn did it take them a long ass time to open up and show effection back and shit... and i deserved that immediately. I want that with someone from the start. I want to be with someone I can make cum..... but on the other hand k***** is a great partner in every other cstegory except like sex and stuff... i just miss the happy chemicals from being in love and like a new crush.. like when I'm obsessed and think of them everynight. I feel like life is boring if you dont have a crush to fantasy about and things have been boring lately... but we are literally in a pandemic lol and its the worst time to try to find a crush and its just depressing ass times in general... and its great to have the emotional support of k. Having there support does mean a lot to me. And knowing they will always have my back. Ive never had that before. I do miss kissing someone new and would like to work on myself not being jealous and maybe looking into healthy communication and boundaries for that type of relationship because I know its whay I want

[ffsg0jo]

Hizashi and his real wife - wdym HIS real wife WHY CAN'T SHE BE MINEEE NEMURI PLEASEEE JUST ONCE CHANCE !!!!

5 top buttons are undone - brother just take it off atp shirts don't even have that many more buttons

"you didn't need more than this" - brb gonna go cry

still not over aizawa's words last chapter btw, i went to sleep and got back up and was still thinking damn bro fr lost his shit over what? a phone call? calm down big guy (im so totally biased here)

"was it at least kind of hot" - ma'am it would've been if i wasn't in tears and about to kms in front of his office

"you clearly have a thing for assholes" - fairs but you didn't have to say it out loud

"seemingly forgetting your relationship was in fact closed" - ma'am imma need an address !!!!

“Please don’t tell me you’re taking him back,” he begs. Apparently, your face answers for you. because he draws back, horror drawn across his features. “No. No! You're better than this!” - REALLLLL HE'S SO REALL FOR THATTTT AS A FRIEND IVE BEEN THERE BUT GADAYYUM

"Mediocrity fits you well" - honestly I would agree if touya was mediocre but bros just terrible atp. Mediocre would be that one office worker in chapter 1 that wasn't even mentioned by name.

Not in love with sex - truer words have never been said tbh and the more I hear about touya the more I wanna slam his head into a wall

"Dark hair" - girl you're not gonna believe this but boy do i have someone for YOU

“Pretend I’m not here.”  He says, leaning back with a smirk. - genuinely I have never loved anyone more than I have hizashi in this fic i stg he better not switch up and become evil because he's my pillar rn

"Someone you know" - I can't even blame her because her self destructive tendencies are so relatable. You know you shouldn't text them but a part of you just so desperately wants that familiarity

OMG I JUST REALISED AVOID AND AIZAWA ARE PROBABLY NEXT TO EACHOTHER IN HER CONTACTS AND SIS JUST CLOSED HER EYESS LMFAOOOOOO9

My toes are curling in cringe oh dear oh dear

OHHH NOOOO OH NOO OH NOOO ITS LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN CRASH AND BURN AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LOOK AWWAYYY OH NOO DEAR LORD JE WANTS HER HE WANTS HER HES ALWAYS WANTED HER IM GONNA SCREQMAMMMM

I have to take a break this is too much I can't do this I really can't I know the realisation is gonna hit hard and I'm not prepared for it

The way aizawa is so different from touya I want him so bad just one little taste that's all I need

"Things are finally good again" - chat who's gonna tell her 🥲🥲

'The man is already trying to apologise" -> I bet you looked so pretty when you came. - literally kill me now just slit my throat because WHAY THE FOOOK NOOO I CANT DO THIS I CANT DO THISSSS I HATE THAT ITS SO OBVIOUS IT WASNT TOUYA AND I KNEW IT WAS AIZAWA BUT I WAS HOPING AND PRAYING IT WASNT

MINT YOUVE OUTDONE YOURSELF I PHYSICALLY CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE SHIT SHIT IM GONNA SCREQMAMMMM I GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYY

it's the way he's always wanted her im gonna cry wdym he's always wanted to bend her over her desk AND THE FLUFFY SLIPPER MENTION TOOOO TOUYA COULD NEVERRRR

my life will end if these two don't get together but because miscommunication is heavy in this series I'm literally in doubt every single second

AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCREAMMUNNGGGGGGG IDK WHAT TO DOOOOO IDK WAHT TO DOOOOOOO THIS IS SO SO GOOD UGHHH A MASTERPIECE TRULY

Inevitable Things: chapter three

aizawa x reader fic

cw: cisfem reader, no quirks, office au, miscommunications, slow burn, sexting, alcohol consumption. full tags available on AO3 (linked in masterlist)

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Hizashi and his (real) wife are exactly the type of people that you want to notice you from across the room. While Hizashi is long and lean, Nemuri is all curves, with a delightfully heart shaped face and wide, thick thighs that you can’t stop yourself from looking at sometimes. Her dark hair is pressed into curls, as deep and as black as her lipstick.

“Do you want a taste?” Nemuri leans in, elbows tucked against her ribcage, pushing her chest up just a bit more. Her dress is sheer enough that you can catch a hint of nipple, dark and pearled up in the cold-

“Uh-?” You rip your eyes away. Two drinks in and you’re already ogling. You’d feel bad about it if the couple didn’t absolutely bask in the attention.

“Of my drink.” Nemuri says, like she knows what she's doing. “Taste my drink.”

“Leave the poor girl alone- Shouta has her all riled up.” Hizashi laughs, wrinkling his nose in delight as he watches the both of you. His cheeks are flushed with alcohol, glasses off kilter one way and smile tilted the opposite. The top five buttons of his business appropriate top are undone, meaning he’s also sporting a bit too much nipple for late afternoon. 

“I was just trying to see that pretty smile,” she pouts, with the almost unobtainable balance of sweet and sexy.  You’re not sure if she’s really this pretty, or if it's rose colored glasses, tinted by your own jealousy.

You take Nemuri's drink and tip it back, swallowing it faster than your brain can process the flavor. It's gin, maybe absinthe: you just know that it burns. Fighting through your gag reflex, you offer a quick grin, one much less wobbly than it was earlier. 

“Aw, there it is!”

Nemuri runs the city’s one and only ‘lifestyle club’: Midnight. From what you've heard, it's a very lux, beautiful venue, filled with torrid amounts of untold debauchery and countless swingers. Technically, the couple started it together- which, now that you’re thinking about it, says a lot about their relationship. They’re the type of couple that’s almost too similar: they're too much, too loud, too nice, too confident. 

 Most of your friends couldn’t leave work midday on a Thursday, so your ‘birthday bash’ is less exciting than Hizashi had originally planned. That’s fine; you didn’t need more than this.

“Are you feeling better?” Hizashi asks softly. The restaurant is quiet, with only a couple of other tables filled. The three of you had chosen a booth in the very back, hidden away from everyone else who wanted a quiet meal; the waiter seems grateful for that. He’s in the opposite corner, checking his phone and waiting for you to finish your drinks before heading back over. Drinking at 3 in the afternoon isn’t usually your style, but you think you deserve it today. It’s a hat trick: breaking up, turning thirty, and getting screamed at. Maybe a meteor will fall from the sky and really add insult to injury.

“No.” You slump into the booth and the room follows suit. “Aizawa's such an asshole.”

The couple gives you identical looks: tiled heads and pressed lips. Both of them are a bit older than you, 37 and 38, but most of the time you don’t feel the gap. Today, however, you do; you feel like a baby, sucking down fruity drinks while moping about. It’s incredibly childish, but you just can’t stop yourself. You want time to be sad.

“He doesn’t mean to be.” Hizashi starts. 

“But he is!” you whine. “I don’t know how you guys are even friends with him.”

“He's different outside of work.” Nemuri says. Shit-talking the man puts them into a strange position, you know that. They have all known each other since college; Aizawa had even gotten Hizashi his current position at the company. It’s strange to think that they are friendly-- let alone close- but you guess they’re both friendly with everyone.  “He's a real kitten in real life.”

You try and imagine the guy without a stick up his ass and can’t. What-- is he doing yoga and petting puppies in his free time? As if. All that blue light has rotted his brain.

“He's just crazy stressed. It makes him act like a bone head.” Hizashi  reasons with a shrug, forever unflappable. His own drink is almost empty, so he gestures for another. “I'm sure he'll apologize tomorrow.” 

The bartender is quick to bring you guys another round. He asks about food, which the couple is quick to order, insisting that everything is their treat. That’s probably a good thing; that half a latte you had for breakfast isn’t doing anything to absorb the alcohol in your system and your stomach is growling. In the meantime, you take the cherry out of your drink and chew on it. You’ll have to savor this drink, just to make sure you don’t get too drunk-

Nemuri leans in conspiratorially. “Was it at least kind of hot?”

“What?”

“Having Shouta scold you.”

What.

“What.”

Hot? Hot?

“What.” you repeat, stressing the vowel.

“He's a handsome guy!” she laughs, throwing her hair over her shoulder. “Deep voice, kind of domineering-- it didn't… turn you on a little bit?” 

“And you clearly have a thing for assholes-” Hizashi grins, then yelps, shooting his wife a glare. “Ouch, don't kick me!”

Nevermind. You take a long, long sip of your cocktail until your stomach and vision swirl. You need it.

“And he’s hotter than that idiot you were dating- ‘muri, stop kicking me.”

The only time Touya ever came to your work was for a Christmas party. He was very interested to learn that Hizashi and Nemuri's relationship was open and seemingly forgot that your relationship was, in fact, closed. It's been ages since you forgave him, but Mic still hasn’t moved on. 

“Stop saying dumb shit then.” She rolls her eyes, then returns her attention back to you. “He’s right though.”

“Touya is--”  Defending him is reflexive. It's not that Touya isn't attractive, it just happens to be in his own way. Maybe other people would see it if he smiled more or pulled out some piercings. Sure. you had never seen yourself with someone as grungy as him, but... “He’s handsome and kinda charming.”

The energy shifts. Hizashi practically leaps across the table, scooping your hands into his, eyes wide with horror.

“Please don’t tell me you’re taking him back,” he begs. Apparently, your face answers for you. because he draws back, horror drawn across his features. “No. No! You're better than this!”

That phrase hits you funny and you remember Aizawa told you the same thing. Better than this-- why does everyone decide that you need better? Why can’t you be okay with… just okay? Mediocrity fits you well. 

“Am I?” you say into the glass edge of your drink. 

“You're miles out of his league. You deserve someone with a full time job, and a savings, and who doesn't habitually cheat-”

“Hizashi, leave her alone.” Nemuri glances his way and he immediately complies, throwing his hands up in surrender. When she returns her attention to you, her expression is kinder. “Don’t do something you regret just because you’re sad. You just need to get back in the saddle and you'll feel way better.”

“Yeah, once you're back at work, things will smooth out,” Hizashi says.

“Work isn’t the saddle- a dick is the saddle,” she corrects. “You just need a crazy hook up.”

It’s not that you don’t like sex. You think it’s perfectly fine. You’re just not in love with it the same way these two are. The whole experience of it all is so exciting and wonderful in theory, but in practice? It’s more awkward moments than orgasms. It doesn’t help that Touya is the only person you’ve ever slept with, since he’s admittedly selfish in that department.

You realize you’ve been silent for a suspiciously long amount of time. “Oh, well, uh-” you try to come up with an excuse. “I dunno how to date-- I’ve been with Touya for years.” 

“Sex isn’t dating.” she insists. “It’s just-- mutual fun and understanding. What’s your type?”

“Dark hair, I guess.” You aren’t really sure. “Are you going to bring me to your club and set me up with someone?”

“No way.” She leans forward on to her elbows again. “It’s a bad environment for a beautiful girl who can't say no.”

You try to imagine yourself being hit on, maybe a man buying you a drink or inviting you on to his lap, and can’t bring yourself to say no. You heave a sigh. “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”

“See? You can’t even argue with me. Midnight is the major leagues-- start with the basics. Do you own a vibe?”

You glance over at Hizashi.

“Pretend I’m not here.”  He says, leaning back with a smirk.

“Uh-” You glance between the two, trying to decide how honest you should be. Laughter bubbles out of you that you can’t  quite control. “No?”

Both of them look aghast.

“Finish that drink and get your phone out.” Nemuri demands. “You’re buying yourself a birthday present.”

.

The rest of the night is a bit of a blur. There’s dinner and drinks and a stroll around town, the bits and blurs of laughter and conversation and the back of Hizashi’s car. By the time you’re dropped off at your apartment building, you’re wobbling on your heels and pleading for the world to stay still. Overindulging isn’t usually your speed, but it’s certainly fun.

 Your key barely makes it into your lock and you stumble in, laughing at the way your oven’s clock flashes at you. 8:00: in college you could have been out all night, but now you’re ready for bed before the good television shows come on.  

The bed is still made from this morning, sheets untouched and pillows unsquished.  

You don't want to sleep alone.

The bathroom calls your name. You're supposed to be washing your face, but you can't rip yourself away from your phone long enough to bother. 

You don't want to sleep alone.

Nemuri was right, you just need to get under someone and you'll feel better. You’re itching for it, needy for touch, desperate for the validation that love affords you. Midnight will be open soon and its only a train ride away, but you aren’t a member and Nemuri made it clear you wouldn’t be getting an exception. You could download a dating app and scroll, but the idea of a stranger entering your life and home feels wrong. It’d be easier to stay with something familiar… someone you know..

AVOID AT ALL COST sits at the top of your contacts, mocking you in all capital letters. Touya. The man who won’t even read your texts. At this point, crawling back to his is ugly and pathetic, but your drunk brain keeps looping back to the idea of sex and love and touch and-

You close your eyes for deniability, then click.

i wish you were here<-

iwnt you so bad right now<-

You cringe at the typo, regret sitting heavy in your belly. Read sits heavy at the corner of the screen, taunting you with your mistake-

Your drunk brain catches up. Read? He… read it? Typing bubbles appear, then disappear. Then, they pop up again, typing for an uncomfortably long time. Despite yourself, you get excited, rolling on the balls of your feet and bouncing. Touya is answering you. When you’re starved for affection, even the smallest bits feel like full meals, both saiating you and wetting your mouth for more.

->Are you sure you're texting the right person? 

->I thought you hated me.

You lean against your bathroom sink to steady your hands, giggling and twitting about. 

I wish i hated you lol <-

but i just want you so bad <-

You lean against the sink, watching the little "seen" pop up under your messages. When the typing bubbles don’t immediately appear, you send off another.

 id let you have me <-

 any way you want me <-

You almost stop there, but then you catch your own eye in the mirror. Your outfit is a bit disheveled, your makeup is more than a bit smeared, but you look… good. Just fucked and ready for more. Your dress isn’t low cut enough to be inappropriate for work, but you manage to shimmy it lower, hem pressed just below the curve the lacy edge of your bra. It’s nothing new to him, but it still feels dirty, illicit enough to steal your breath away.

The response is instant.

->God. How are you so…

->Don't tease me if you don't mean it. 

Oh, you’ll tease him alright. You’re going to tempt this man away from wherever he is and back into your bed. You pull your skirt up this time, hiking it all of the way up your thighs until just a hint of your skin toned undies are on display. With the camera just slightly out of focus, it really looks like you've shown him a sliver of cunt.

->Fuck. 

->You're right. I want you. 

->I’ve always wanted you. 

You giddily skip to your room, tossing yourself on your bed. You should really shower first, but your body is hot and primed; your hand is already sliding down, the heel of your palm grinding against your needy core.  You need something to touch you, you need the friction of someone else. There’s a vibrator in your amazon cart, but you can’t wait for 2 day shipping.

For now, the edge of a pillow will have to do. You bunch it below you and rock your hips, searching for that perfect angle that will-

More texts come through.

->I've always thought about fucking you against your desk after everyone else has left. Those stupid slippers over my shoulders. Your lips on mine.

-> I know you taste sweet. All over.

A shiver turns through you. Yes, you need to be tasted, you need his teeth in your neck and his spit on your tits-

are you jacking off right now? <-

There’s a gap. Maybe you've pressed too far.

->Yes. 

I wish my hands were as soft as yours.

 lemme see <-

You expect the messages to dry up there. Touya likes the chase, not the follow through. You put your phone down and shift your weight more, trying to focus on rolling your hips just right. A pressure is building inside you, one that’s warm and fuzzy and rolling into your chest and down into your cunt. Your eyes close and you chase that high.

A message comes through.

A video message.

You scramble to press play, hips rolling against your pillow on their own, searching for friction. 

A barely there moan hits you first.

The video is dark and grainy, but you can make out the shape of his cock, heavy against his thick thigh. His pubes have grown out, a dark patch of hair that trails up his soft stomach and out of frame. You can see every breath he pulls, stomach constricting and expanding. The hand that isn't holding the camera is looped around the base of his cock, squeezing gently before slowly stroking the length. His fingers are slick with lube or precum and they glide over his length, earning you another growl of a moan.

Chills run through your body. Fuck. Holy fuck. He must really miss you. He's throbbing for you and you swear he's bigger than ever. It must be the angle and your drunk mind, but he looks huge.

never shave ever again ok I love how manly it looks <-

and fuck your voice is so hot I almost came from that alone <-

->Are you touching yourself?

yes<-

->Show me.

Embarrassment suddenly hits you. Touya always told you that men were visual creatures and rutting against a pillow like an animal isn’t the ‘porn pretty’ pictures he expects. Usually, you’d comply and pose how you know he likes it, but the room is off kilter and your body is heavy. Besides, Nemuri and Hizashi were right-- an orgasm would fix you. You need to keep going right now or else your stomach’s going to cramp.

i’m embarrassed <-

It’s mostly the truth. You would understand if he stopped texting you after that, but a response comes quickly. 

That’s okay. <-

Tell me about it? <-

Your heart thumps. Then, again. That shouldn’t be hot. 

->i'm humping my pillow and wishing it was you

My leg or my cock? <-

Fuck. When did he get good at this?

->whatever you'll give me

Ride my thigh and we'll see what you deserve.<-

God, it's just words, but you feel electric. When did he get good at this? The heat in your core feels like it's going to consume your whole body and you can't help but to continue to stroke it; you squeeze your thighs and tilt your hips over and over again, thinking about that wide thigh and his manly, big hands. God, you should be texting back, but you're just-- just--

Your orgasm hits you way quicker than usual. It's one that hits you all at once, straightening your back and stealing your breath and just tickling every inch of your core. It's all consuming and followed by the creamy feeling bliss that you so desperately needed. As you  flop forward and sink into your mattress, sleep nipping at your heels, you gather yourself enough to send one final picture.

You collect your cum in your fingers and scissor them back and forth, letting the wetness web in between. When you lift your hand, it catches in the overhead light, clear and lovely and all for him. The photo you take is a bit out of focus, exhaustion settling into your bones, but it’s very clear when you’re showing.

-> next time you make me cum ebtter be in person

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The next morning you wake up to a pounding headache and fuzzy teeth, but your body feels good. There’s something looser, lighter, inside you, like you’ve relaxed for the first time in forever.  You can’t even bring yourself to care that your phone is dead or that you’re running a bit late to work. It’s awful to admit, but Nemuri was right- an orgasm really did fix you. Maybe that’s why the two of them are always so chipper; they’re definitely fucking like rabbits.

You plug in your phone and get ready for the day. Three ibuprofen and a shower mostly fix your headache and a very thorough brushing fixes everything else. Your toothbrush still sits next to Touya’s, seemingly the only thing in the apartment he forgot to take, but today that doesn’t fill you with dread. Things, finally, are good again. Pretty words have soothed all of your wounds and you’re just waiting for him to come back home to you.

It’s all you can think about as you get dressed. You slip into something black-- Touya’s favorite-- and put on those special red heels again, even though your instep is rubbed raw.

You're almost out the door when you remember your phone. You scramble back to your bedroom and start it up as you head out the door. The screen boots up and messages start inching their way in. A couple from friends, apps, and-

Hm. That’s. 

A name that you don’t expect pops up. Aizawa Shouta sits at the top of your direct messages, five messages sent through. Yesterday, you’d probably think you were losing your job or the world was ending, but today you can take it in stride. Hizashi was right; the man is already trying to apologize! You open the message and smugly prepare for the groveling-

-> I bet you looked so pretty when you came.

[notsoshykpopfan]

11 Questions Tag

I was tagged by the amazing @ramune-and-rain! Thank you so much you are literally the best :)

1. Would you rather explore the many planets in the universe or explore the wonderous depths of our oceans?

hmmm I would have to say the wonderous depths of our ocean. I don't know what it is about it but the ocean has always fascinated me. I would love love love to explore the ocean and find new sea creatures and stuff people have no idea about yet!

2. Can you explain your favorite color with out saying what it is and it’s shade?

hmmmm lets see if I can do this. my favorite color is the beautiful color of my favorite alcoholic beverage. it gives me that nice classy feeling  even though I know I'm not ( and I actually secretly really hate the taste of alcohol ) I drink it anyways. My Favorite color Reminds me of the smell roses give off when I'm around them. To be completely honest I think I did terrible but if you guess good for you!

3. Your bais texts you, mistaking your number for one of their friend’s. Do you talk to them and keep up an act or do you admit to the mistake? How do you do it? What happens after?

I would honest let them know that they have the wrong number. I would tell them I appreciate them and hope they are taking care themselves. That I hope they have a good day and find their friends number. They would most likely never talk to me again but I would honestly be absolutely okay with that :)

4. Describe your favorite feature of one of your friends without saying what it is?

AHHH IM SO BAD AT THIS! okay okay here goes nothing. My favorite feature on my best friend would have to be the lovely brown curls that just seem to always lay flawlessly off her head. like honestly she slays all day everyday.

5. What super power would you have and how would you use it? Would you choose the path of hero or villain?

hmmm I would want the power to teleport. I don't really know whay I've just always loved the idea of teleporting were I want when I want to.I would honestly probably use for the stupidest things ever. like I woke up late so I would teleport to my lecture or something stupid like that lol. I would love to say I would be a hero but to be completely honest I would be that person in the middle who doesn't really care. like yeah I would help people when its life or death but like it would just out weigh all the stupid selfish things I did for myself that day........I know I'm terrible.

6. What are 3 things included in your ideal type? Why? Would you accept someone with out these features?

1 - I like people who have a really nice personality. Idk what its but if you have a nice personality it makes me feel comfortable and happy. sorry but this is the one thing I'm very big one. I cant introduce a guy with a bad personality to my family. so no this is a definite must. 

2 - I like someone who is funny and can make me laugh. its really not that hard but I like it :). Again it just makes me feel comfortable around you and not so bored. I mean if your not funny that's fine though. so with this one no I'm not to big on it

3 - I’m very big one a guy who has a nice style but can still be comfy at home. idk what it is but I love when my s/o dress up to go out. it makes me feel like he I very well put together and I love it. I don't really know how important this is to me but I have never been attracted to a guy who is always in lazy clothing. 

7. Vampires, werewolves or witch's? if you could become one, which would you choose and why?

hmmmmm I’ve never really been into that stuff but if I had to choose I would say vampire because I could live forever and see how society changes in the future. I don't want to burn in sunlight though.........or sparkle.

8. If you released a mini album with 4 songs one it, what would the titles be?

hmmm dear mom, when i was young, grown up, and here we are.

deae mom would ( clearly ) be a letter to my mom and how grateful I am for her.

when I was young would be about all my struggles growing up.

grown up would be about trying to find a place in the world.

here we are would be  song about the place me my sister and my brother are at currently and how difficult it was to get there and how grateful I am to both of them.

9. Describe what you are feeling right now by using a metaphor without including the word to describe how you are feeling?

oh okay. heres one I really love that I describes how I currently feel really well. 

“After great pain,a formal feeling comes--” 

10. Your bais from one group confesses to you in front of your bais from another group. who do you choose? They can not be your ult bais.

if I had to choose between hmmmm lets say moonbin and wonwoo I would pick moonbin because he is the same age as me. awe I feel so bad,

11. Finally your bais promises to go on a date with you on the condition that you plan it. plan the entire night. 

This sounds really boring but honestly I would probably plan a movie night at my place. idk I'm a simple girl I like movies, candy, and popcorn. I love at home dates and have conversations with people.

here are my questions 

1. If you could travel anywhere where would you go?

2. If you could only keep 5 possessions what would you keep?

3. who are your top 5 bais’?

4. what is a relation ship deal breaker for you?

5. Your bais sees you in the crowd and calls you backstage to talk with you, do you go or leave without seeing what they wanted?

6. if you could do one thing for the rest of your life, what would you do?

7. what did you eat today?

8. top 5 favorite foods?

9. top 5 favorite songs?

10. your bais decides they need a new stylist and want you to take the job. do you take it? why or why not?

11. If you could become a kpop idol or a celebrity in general, would you? why?

This was a lot of fun! hopefully the people I tag enjoy it as well. of course you don't have to answer if you don't want to :)

@biaswhatbias @btsexoshinee15 @m0onbean @fy-got7 @multifandom-hoes @camera-seventeen

[franklyfunghoul]

my reactions while watching vld s3 ep2-3:

(SPOILERS, PROBABLY) ep2: HER HAIR(?) IS SO FUCKIG MAJESTIC I WANT IT AND I ALSO REALKU WANNA SEE THEM FIGJT BUT fuck more names for me to remember I LOVE THE CAT LADY SM OK AUXIA U SEEM TO BE A KISS ASS BUT I MIGHT BE ASSUMING WRONG okay lotors fucking smart tho AW KEITH UR IN THE CORNER AW I LOVE THIS SCENE AW FUCK KEITH AW LANCE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A MINUTE OH MY GOD ALL OF U SHUT UP PLS I LOVE U BUT IM STRESSED IM SORRY THE BEST MONTAGE MUSIC IN THE UNIVERSE me too pidge aw lance i feel for u AW GOD KEITH IM AREADY CRYING YOU CAN DO IT BITCH UR FUCKING SMART AND OH KU GOD "PLEASE NO" IM CRUING AGAIN aw lance he doesn't really want it either tho oH HE LITERALLY DOESNT ACCEPT IT AW OH MU GOD HIS REACTION TO BEING TOUCHED ON THE SHOULDER LITERALLY ME WHICH IS SLIGHTLY WORRYING BC AW KEITH OHMYGOD ALLURA I HAVE SO MUCH MOFE RESEPCT FOR HER AFTER THAT AND IT WAS ONLY A SMALL SCENE the one that everyone was freaking about being keith's mom literally sounds like a soccer mom KEITH LOOKS SO DEPRESSED lance shut the fuck up for a minute (i don't mean it I love u I'm sorry) i bet he's being forced to call them HA I WAS RIGHT god he's so cocku literally the way he is sitting is so cocky LANCEYLANCE DAMMIT I TRIED TO CHANGE MU URL AND SOEMBODY TOOK IT ALREADY "it was just a phase" IM LAUGHING THE PICK UP LINES I LOVE FHUS BOY SM kitty. she said kitty. EVERY TIME HUNK THROWS HIMSELF IN FROTN OF SOMDOEY IT SCARRS ME SO BAD THERES ALREADY MORE LANCE DEVELOPMENT IN THIS ONE SCENE THAN THE PAST TWO SEASONS OKAY ive said it once but ill say it again, lotor is fucking smart I LOVE PIDGE cue lance HA I WAS RIGHT WOW BOY FLY THAY LION lotor has a really nice face im not saying the best face and im not saying i like him but im just observing the niceness of his face she said kitties kill me they're all happy and keith is like yep he has a son let's get down to business tHE BAYARD AND KEITH OHMYGOD CALM THE FUCK DOWN BUT I MEAN OKAY DO UR THING THERES NO PROOF ITS NOT GOIG TO GO WELL BUT NOBDOU KNOWS WHAY THEY ARE DOING YET BUT OKAY ep3: *flys closer to lion to talk to allura* *is talking on the fucking coms so it doesn't fucking matter* THE MUSIC IS BETTER THIS SEASON IS IT WEIRD I NOTCICDD THAG BECAUSE I DID i really like the black lion lighting on keith okay bye LOTOR HAS A DAMN NICE FACE yall need to go home ur helping lotor not yourselves keith sweetie i love you i really do (i literally love u so fucking much) but u need to go home IM SO USED TO LOOKING AT THE SPECIFIC LIONS WHEN THE PEOPLE TALK ITS WEIRD TO BE LOOKING AT DIFFERENT ONES ALL OF LOTORS GENERALS ARE SMART AND HES SMART AND KEITH IS ANGRY AND SAD AND IMPULSIVE RN AND HE NEEDS TO GO BACK GO THE CASTLE JESUS CHRIST KEITH I LOVE THE ANIMATION OF GHEM INSIDE THE LIONS LISTEN TO PIDGE U LIL SHIT LANCE WHY DO U KEEP MOVING TO TALK TO THEM ITS NOT LIKE IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE LISTEN TO LANCE U LIL SHIT THANK YOU boy i know u think what ur doing is right but jesus christ it's scaring me and honestly listen to fucking lance listen to pidge listen to hunk and listen to allura bc they are not trying to make u fail they are trying to help u pls lowkey think the one that everyone thought was keith's mom has a lil thing for lotor or im just reading too much into everything bc im v worried about the paladidlydarnins (im stressed and don't remeber her name) THE HUNK SEEN I LOVE FUCKIN LISTEN TO ALLURA REMEMBER WHEN U FIRST HAD TO FLY? YEA THATS HER RN. AND SHES IN A WAY SHITTIER SITUATION aw ohmygod he's being so vulnerable and with lance i YALL DONE AND GOT URSELF SCREWED AWEWSHIEET ALLURAS ALONE BUT SHES STRONG AND SMART AND I BELIEVE IN HER somebody make a me a wwld (what would lance do) bracelet HAHAHAHA ALLURA PARTICLE BARRIER IM SO I LOVE AND THANK GOD SJE FINALLY CONMECTED WITH BLUE MORE and of course the return of the loterd AWWW HELL YEA SHE FUCKIN GOT HIM I THOUGHT HUNK SAID HEY BITCH HAHAHAHA I WAS SO CONFUSED KEITH NEVER ACTUALLY SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT LANCE WHAAAAA hey it's a different track of them saying yea for once I SWEAR IF THEY TAKE UP ANYMORE OF THE EPISODE TIME WKTJ TJE FUCKING VOLTRON TRANSITION THIG IDK WHY BUT THESE FIGHT SCENES SEEM SO MUCH BETTER I'm sorry