#literally doesn’t get better than this
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turns out im not depressed i just needed to see my best friend
#we’ll see how i feel when she leaves but#literally had the best beach day in this city since i moved here 2 years ago#and then we got hot pot#and she won me a plushie from the claw machine in the restaurant’s lobby#literally doesn’t get better than this#m
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I literally texted my beloved and posted on tumblr that my interview went well.
Within half an hour I was convinced it has actually gone terribly and also panicking about picking one mattress place over the one I know better and being scared about trying to learn a new system while simultaneously being excited by the idea of having money again and also scared I won’t keep applying for rigging jobs when the industry picks up.
I’m just a meme of a guy slapping my roof and saying “this lil guy can fit so many anxieties!”
#ramblies#change is hard#but god money will be nice#and I can literally get paid to keep honing my skills#it doesn’t really get better than that#it’ll mean only one day off with my beloved and it’s allergy injection day which does suck#I had planned to have my doctor do a note that I can only work four days a week#which is still 40 hour weeks but I’m worried about backlash if I do that#it’s a small company and I feel like I’d be more open to trying that with the big company with an established HR team
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I’m on board with the “Adar was/is Celeborn” theory purely because I want this crack exchange -
Adar/Celeborn: You cheated on me with Sauron!
Galadriel: Well you also cheated on me with Sauron so the scales are balanced
Adar/Celeborn: What?? In what-
Galadriel: You left me, your wife, for 1000 years, to have a family and children with him
Adar/Celeborn: Okay, well, you fell in love with him. Which means you weren’t even in love with me in the first place. Which is worse
Galadriel: YOU LITERALLY HAD HIS CHILDREN
Adar/Celeborn: You married me for all eternity wiTHOUT EVEN BEING IN LOVE WITH ME
High King Gil-Galad, to Elrond: Still think he’s fake and they’re not married?
Elrond: Oh no, I take it back, they’re definit- oh my god Galadriel do not challenge him to a duel there is nothing wrong with your womb gods above
#Galadriel: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT LOVE FELT LIKE IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE#Adar/Celeborn: Well apparently it feels like a scruffy lost king that doesn’t even EXIST#Galadriel: MY children wouldn’t have stabbed you to death#Adar/Celeborn: SHUT UP#my desire to turn rings of power into a comedy is strong#it also legitimately feels like the only path where you don’t feel bad for Celeborn#because they both abandoned the other for Sauron#and they both are equally obsessed with killing him#also Adar was way way too weird around Galadriel for it to be normal#and you can’t set up and feed an entire relationship between the two just to kill him#they were literally more interesting than all the Galadriel Elrond stuff#the parallels and mutual understanding#who better to help her heal from the darkness infecting her than someone who was also changed by Saurons darkness#it also means you get both Celeborn and Sauron in the story without forfeiting the relationship Galadriel has with either#rop spoilers#rop season 2#rop#galadriel#galadriel/sauron#galadriel/halbrand#gil galad#elrond#sauron#adar rings of power#rings of power#celeborn#adar#oh context elves can only fall in love once#so Galadriel cannot have been in love before if she fell for Halbrand#which is a huge yikes for Celeborn lmao
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No you’re all wrong,
the funniest part of the Percy Jackson show is that Nico in the books went “You’re not my type” and show Percy did a full ass 180 and now looks exactly like Will did in the books
like….
spot the difference
you can’t
it would be even funnier if Will was cast to look like book Percy
comedic gold right there fellas
#percy jackson#will solace#nico de angelo#spot the difference#they’re literally identical#the same person#the wavy blonde hair#the green flannel#insane#bro did not take that lightly#he be like hell no yes i am the fuck you talkin about#it’s gonna be so funny when we watch Nico tell Percy he’s not his type when he looks exactly like Will did in the books#and then after walk away with a book percy lookalike#it doesn’t get better than that#solangelo
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every time someone does “valyrian culture was more egalitarian than andal culture” discourse i point to the fact that jaehaerys invented the doctrine of exceptionalism and was an evil misogynistic menace to every woman he knew, how visenya was not the ruler of their house despite being older, and how the vale which is STEEPED in andal culture & chivalry & the seven regularly has their houses ruled by women in a way that almost no other region outside of dorne has ntm having the ONLY ruling lady of a paramount house INCLUDING VALYRIAN AND FIRST MEN HOUSES and also i start shrieking
#‘the incest isn’t inherently abusive’ i’m begging you to read a single goddamn thing about real life incest. just one.#like sorry u cannot make the argument that valyria was better than the andals when a valyrian house has never been ruled by a woman pre or#post dance and cregan’s sons clearly usurped their own nieces in a parallel to alys.#these people are all misogynistic evil freaks but just in slightly different ways.#the ONLY and i mean O N L Y and i say this as a first men apologist here culture that has even *marginal* respect for women is DORNISH#which is IN FACT a mix of both rhoynish and A N D A L culture. they LITERALLY worship the seven in most of dorne. be serious here.#this is not me discoursing i’m not actually angry the way i am about the butch femme nyra discourse aksjdjd#i find it hilarious avtually that people say the dance is about valyrian women losing power & assimilating into andal culture.#buddy they didn’t have power before the dance either! and the dance doesn’t just fuck over valyrian women it fucks over LITERALLY ALL WOMEN#EVERY SINGLE WOMAN SUFFERS MORE BECAUSE OF THE DANCE. THAT INCLUDES ANDAL AND FIRST MEN DESCENT.#getting on my soap box#gender politics in asoiaf
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god we need to bring crackfic back. or just short and idiotic ideas that wouldn’t happen but would be funny to read
#i just had a vivid imagination of geralt’s company having a pillow fight#setting and timeframe: september 10ish. in riverdell aka transriver#dandelion hits geralt with his bedroll pillow (a quite flat thing and not very comfortable but what are you to do) for levity#it’s a game of a bygone time. a mild pillow fight is plausible between geralt and dandelion in the short stories#cahir comments . wow … really dandelion … this is so juvenile … i haven’t done a pillow fight since i was 10 … it’s for kids…#dandelion’s response: pillow to the face. immediate vicovarian reaction: dandelion razed harder by his pillow than cintra by nilfgaard#dandelion screams ear-curdlingly (you’d imagine someone was being murdered in this swamp)#geralt (still at this moment in time resentful of cahir) leaps and attacks him with his pillow#geralt and cahir spar with pillows like swords but get to smothering each other quickly#milva (see this is foreshadowing for like two weeks days later) had enough and starts pillowing the both of them#she also had not said literally anything for the past week so this is a surprise that she would involve herself#dandelion hits milva on the ass (with his pillow…) she nearly kills him#geralt and cahir try to save dandelion etc#regis has been watching all of this like 🫤#geralt (better mood now) asks him why he is not getting involved.#regis: ‘what… ought i to be doing’#geralt: ‘helping me smack cahir with pillows’#regis doesn’t even sleep with a pillow. dandelion calls out he probably has an extra on his bedroll. milva screams at regis don’t touch that#regis psychoanalyzes they are relieving their stresses and anxieties in a social bonding ritual involving play fighting#which is likely of primal origin in simian social troupes but i digress#regis reasons he doesn’t have latent quarrels with anyone in the group so it would be pointless for him to join#cahir is like well i like everybody here and i still am smacking dandelion with a pillow 😐#milva reasons just imagine someone you hate on the other end. she imagined beating the crap out of her stepfather 👍#regis still reluctant to join | geralt gets an idea and smiles—imagine the guy who coined the term ‘undead’#wrath of eons unleashed#regis after knocking geralt off his feet with a pillow: am i doing it right ☺️#meanwhile nilfgaardian spy watching them from the bushes:#‘i was going to report on them but it looks as though they’ve all gone insane’#‘or maybe they were like that all along’#the elbow-high diaries
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i love edward teach so much because he has a tattoo of a spider on his hand because spiders freak him out so he thought that he’d overcome his fear if he looked at them all the time but the tattoo didn’t work so he has to wear gloves to cover it up because it scares him. but. the man also has spider tattoos on his feet. was he like “didn’t work the first time let’s try it again” and got spiders on his feet and now he can’t look at them so he has to wear fucking boots at the time?????? like what was the thought process there?? he’s the love of my stupid idiot life
#literally the perfect man and also character#they really put all the best bits into one man huh#like he’s pretty he’s a genius he’s a dumbass he’s sweet he’s committed crimes#he’s even a bottom!!#doesn’t get any better than that#ofmd#ofmd s2#oh we thinkin?
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the instant downwards spiral of danganronpa’s female characters after thh is so insane to me. like while thh has its issues and is no way perfectly written its female cast is largely treated like Normal People with real motivations and complex inner lives on par with the male cast. and then you get to literally every other game in the series and it’s like. killing women off to enhance male characters’ development. obscenely obvious pedo bait. literally 0 character. sexualized sa victim. killing women off to enhance male characters’ development. killing women off to enhance male characters’ development.
#icarus speaks#dangantag#crit#like again. thh is not the Pinnacle of writing#but comparing someone like celeste to later characters like mikan or tenko#it’s literally fucking mind boggling how we got there#thh does slightly suffer from the fridged wife issue#but sayaka feels different to me because she doesn’t Solely exist/act for the protagonist#chiaki and kanade’s whole shtick is ‘omg protag i love you and support you so you better support yourself after i die to honor me 🤪’#but sayaka’s story is largely focused on makoto supporting HER#and her actions are taken purely selfishly and impulsively#chiaki and kaede died wanting a better life for their classmates#sayaka died wanting a better life for herself#and obviously yes she wasn’t aware the others would get executed if she was successful#she was still ready to leave them all behind. to take a life for her own dream#so like again while there’s still An issue#the approach taken with her is much more nuanced than just ‘wuh woah caring supportive woman died. time to cry over her protag man!’#also sorry not sorry for all the dr posting therm’s series reminded me of how much i fuckign hate this franchise#like yes i love it and was hyperfixated on it for years. i would also easily sell it for a single corn chip
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being mad at an actor for something they have done is so so valid, you can be upset, you can be annoyed, but literally wishing death on someone? That makes you a horrible person, full stop. Publicly hating on people is pathetic in the first place, but constantly harassing someone, telling them you wish they would die, essentially telling someone to fucking kill themselves?? That makes you a terrible person, that makes you no better than the person you are hating on
you can bitch in private, everyone gossips, everyone talks and bitches and complains, and that’s fine, that’s normal. What is not normal is obsessing over an actor and persistently putting them down. actors are real people too, they are affected by what you say about them, they have feelings and get upset, just like you do.
I genuinely do not care how much you hate an actor, you are the problem if you do this - actors don’t deserve to be abused just because some people can’t have some decorum and respect
#hating an actor because of their character is not valid#hating an actor because of past/present actions is#but it still doesn’t make it right#And before anyone is like ‘oh bullying doesn’t = whatever an actor has done’#Bullying makes you a bad person#You are no better than the person you are bullying#Taking the time to make a public hate comment to put someone else down is pathetic and does not make u a better person#The block button exists for a reason - people need to stop obsessing over actors and leave them be#Honestly the people who hate on most actors are more obsessed with them than their fans - it’s genuinely so weird#Also attacking actors families is genuinely the lowest thing you can do#Not only is it rude but it is an insane breach of privacy#And is unfair on said family because literally what the fuck have they done#If you couldn’t tell by my account theme this is about bobs and the fandom#not only about lou but other characters/actors (specifically bucks love interests) and how they have been treated#lou ferrigno jr#911 abc#911 show#9 1 1#anti bobs#anti buddie#(it’s not but I know the anti bts will get mad)#I genuinely don’t understand why we can’t just treat actors with respect 😭 like bro they’re literally the only reason u love the show sm#have some damn respect
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#dear lord#drawing idea#i love her english line so much more than the japanese one#which sucks cuz you can’t get anything from the girls for spring thanks fest in the english version#so she’s literally lying <3 but doesn’t that make her even better#bokumono#harvest moon#harvest moon ds cute#hmds cute#hmds witch princess#witch princess
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academic rivalry but it’s me pushing the kid who’s better than math than me down a flight of stairs
#He doesn’t know how much I despise him either#Ok well I don’t hate him he’s done nothing wrong but nobody can be better than me at not giving a fuck in a class and doing well in it#He literally talks to someone else the entire time and gets perfect scores#I want to punt him through a window#academic rivals#I’m only partially serious
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If I was brave, I would have made Spirit born without the hero’s spirit
#we have no proof that wind’s new hero’s spirit could be passed on#new Hyrule doesn’t have the will of the goddesses#maybe spirit really could have been a normal guy who stepped up to help when no one else could#would have made the thread about him being pulled unwillingly into hyrule/warriors bull shit more fascinating#warriors getting really insecure that someone who is literally not meant to be a hero is better at his job than he is#warriors resenting that spirit who isn’t anyone special having special powers and otherworldly help while warriors has been left floundering#spirit’s anguish at being forced into something he know the universe did not deem for him#spirit truly being turned into someone he’s not#me rambling#lu ctb
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Deep Space Nine forced the mirror universe to evolve as a concept and explore the idea of inverting the characters on a more individualistic level and opening deeper questions of who each of us could have been if our lives turned out differently and I’m tired of that being abandoned and ignored to cling to the familiarity of the Terran Empire.
#star trek deep space nine#star trek ds9#Star Trek#star trek tos#star trek discovery#star trek enterprise#mirrorverse#mirror universe#TNG mirror broken is literally just In A Mirror Darkly but again YAWN#the novels said what if mirror Ezri and leeta get married and are awesome lesbian rebels#but STO said what if mirror leeta was a generic imperial who just does all the tropes#prodigy I love you but the ISS Voyager A is lame#in my heart mirror voq and Sarek got away#Spock did not start the revolution for everyone to just ignore what he preached#it’s not an “evil universe#how did we allow a version of humanity to become a stock trek monoculture#the Terran rebellion embodies “be better than what we are so hard and so many writers throw it away because writing Evil Wins is easier#more than what we are*#you get the point it’s more Star Trek than just oh well I guess some places are evil#annoyed that Burnham never found out that her mirror brother became a hero#Smiley is such a goddamn hero#is it because most TNG era Federation ships would have never been built and writers don’t like not being able to do ISS versions of them#look I like gold paint to but c’mon#I will accept the critique that DS9 doesn’t when any agony booths
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I violently reject the entire narrative that Cordelia knew and understood Angel better than anyone else and that Angel knew and understood Cordelia better than anyone else. This is literally not true in any season of either show.
#they knew each other well but not the best out of everyone they’ve ever known#there are so many parts of Angel that Cordelia doesn’t and will never get#like the Angelus parts#and I would say that Wesley knows Cordelia a lot better than Angel does#this is usually used to ‘prove’ what a great couple they are#but it’s literally not true#anti cangel
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🤐🫣🫣
#so here’s the thing-#and I am in awe of anyone who watched that episode who took those crumbs#and they were indeed literal crumbs and accepted it#but that doesn’t change the fact that we were robbed- and not just robbed#but the clip of Maya Rudolph at the Emmys this year where she pronounces robbed as ROB-BA-DAH#like explaining it here does no justice but I promise you it’s amazing#but we were told this is a big Tarlos episode#this would have a scene they couldn’t believe they got on tv- better than the second episode we were told#but this is the big Tarlos addresses their problems episode#and here’s what we got- one scene of them in therapy- almost all of which was released as a preview#like the only thing missing was the dinner scene#and also it’s unfair to say it’s such steamy scene when it goes nowhere because someone falls asleep#and the lack of context we have been given - it would have been better to jump right from the premiere to this one#because we were given nothing outside of the premiere to think they would do this#because the show doesn’t take the time to let us see these problems outside of one episode#like honestly this isn’t about TK or Carlos#because yes it’s like these issues aren’t easily fixed#but these issues should be addressed and especially since Carlos doesn’t seem like he would want to do this#and we’re told this in the 120 seconds we see of them in therapy#that it would be worthwhile to take the time to explain how they got there#but to say this is a big Tarlos episode - and their therapy scene is over before the title card#and to not see them together at all before they resolve everything#like we deserved more#we were told we were getting more#like to each and every fanfic writer out there let me grab you by the shoulders and tell you this#I wish you had written this season. I really do.#becuase the ones who did- they didn’t deserve to tell this beautiful couples story if they were going to be so careless with it#911 lone star#tarlos
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Time for more eternal gales isat au, this time featuring Sier as Isabeau, creating a sprite I can never use next to Aris’ because despite my best efforts it would make them look tall
#keese draws#eternal gales#oc#oc art#isat#in stars and time#this one didn’t take nearly as long as the aris one but I think I suffered for it more from the clothes alone#siffrin made me forget I suck at drawing clothes rip#this was also harder because of how much trickier it was to try and adapt siers design to feel fitting enough for my standards#they have a very stylized design compared to most of the others#I kind of took the lazy route out by keeping most of their original shapes in tact but it’s fine#sier in this au would serve the needed role of emotionally intelligent bestie who is also too scared to cross boundaries to do much#but despite this I do think they’d actually get the suspicion quest in this au#mostly because mase is a furry artist not a nerd and sier would be more likely to look at aris and go bro. are you in a fucking timeloop.#it also differs in that aris doesn’t yell at sier abt it instead looping before they can finish because she can’t handle hearing them be#right on the money about this thing that she thought she was handling perfectly#she doesn’t want to fail them she doesn’t want them to realize she’s failed them she doesn’t want to be a burden she doesn’t want them to#‘realize’ they’re better off without her#aris is Incredibly resistant to accepting help on most serious issues because shes convinced that it’s her responsibility to deal with it#by herself and that if she can’t then she’s a failure and worse than useless#I mean in canon eternal gales she literally loses her eye and arm because of that#in this au she just lost them how sif lost his eye but she still has. complexes abt all that.#but yeah sier also differs wildly from isa in many Many other ways as does the rest of the cast from their assigned characters#for sier they rly aren’t the jock of the group at all instead being more of the guy who keeps the mood lighthearted at all times lest they#die of stress because the others haven’t said anything in a whole 30 seconds#aka they’re the self assigned peacekeeper who doesn’t actually need to constantly keep the peace because no one’s fighting but they still#feel like they need to so they dance and dance and dance for their friends until they collapse from exhaustion#metaphorically ofc#this is why they’re both terrified to confront aris when she starts acting a bit fucked up but also why they still do sometimes anyways#they talk abt this a lil bit in their friend quest as they talk abt how they want to change but are scared to
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