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No you’re all wrong,
the funniest part of the Percy Jackson show is that Nico in the books went “You’re not my type” and show Percy did a full ass 180 and now looks exactly like Will did in the books
like….
spot the difference
you can’t
it would be even funnier if Will was cast to look like book Percy
comedic gold right there fellas
#percy jackson#will solace#nico de angelo#spot the difference#they’re literally identical#the same person#the wavy blonde hair#the green flannel#insane#bro did not take that lightly#he be like hell no yes i am the fuck you talkin about#it’s gonna be so funny when we watch Nico tell Percy he’s not his type when he looks exactly like Will did in the books#and then after walk away with a book percy lookalike#it doesn’t get better than that#solangelo
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spot the difference
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so ur telling me the swedish keeper isn’t hope solo
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•Allerton & Lee•Two halves of a soul [Luca Guadagnino’s Queer 2024]
#stand by for the queue#they’re a pair I cannot separate one from the other#because Genie struggles with who is he and his sexuality#also he literally dates Lee sleeps with him accidentally falls in love and shares his soul w/ him but gets scared & he cannot accept it#both struggle with their identity in terms of romantic preference in different ways - a package deal#film: queer 2024#queer 2024#queer#eugene allerton#william lee#drew starkey#daniel craig
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Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.
But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.
(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)
Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.
Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!
#danny phantom#danny fenton#ghost king danny#he’s gotta poke fun somewhere#the Observants just suck the life out of him#and he means that literally#jazz corrects him when he says that#it’s METAPHORICALLY little brother#they’re EYEBALLS JAZZ#LITERAL EYEBALLS#THEY COULD BE BORING ME TO DEATH WITH THEIR LASER FOCUS AND THUS LITERALLY KILLING ME#Tucker says he only uses the Matrix because he will never be as cool as Morbius#Danny resents that#Sam agrees with Tucker#and Jazz refuses to give her opinion but CLEARLY she has one#Dan and Ellie both think Danny is an idiot#but also show up later dressed as identical Agent Smiths shouting MISTER ANDERSON at assholey summoners#they LOVE scaring the shit out of the asshole summoners#it freaks Danny out when they look identical so they make a point of doing it often#no one is entirely sure how they pull it off but it is scarily accurate
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Tommy was Jake’s twin brother, not his older brother
#a minor nitpick I know#but I’ve seen multiple posts including tommy in the “older siblings curse” with sylwanin/neteyam/aha'ri#and it’s like. I get where you’re coming from but. t e c h n i c a l l y he’s not an older sibling 😅 he and jake are the same age#“but maybe he was the first twin out” ok maybe but like. we don’t know that lol#and even if he was I just don’t think that’s significant enough to count as the “older” brother ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#they’re identical meaning they came from the same fertilized egg meaning they literally both came into existence at the Exact Same Time#they are as Exactly The Same Age as it’s possible to get lol#a n y w a y s like I said yeah I know this is an extremely minor thing to get caught up on; very Well Ackshually vibes#buuuuut 😅 I still can’t help but think it every time I see such a post#avatar#tommy sully#jake sully
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Two guys for the price of one! What a deal! (one of them is severely traumatized and burdened with the impossible weight of the apocalypse) ((actually they both are, very badly))
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#lark oak#sparrow oak#lark and sparrow#this drawing took way longer than expected but also when I started it I was literally across the ocean#it’s been a Long Week#BUT we did get internet back JUST IN TIME for a new dndads#so I’ll take that as a win#can you tell I can’t draw guns and didn’t bother looking for reference#anyway since they’re identical twins is there literally no way to tell if lark is actually normals dad#like if they did a dna test#I’m fairly certain that’s not how it works but I’m gonna pretend it is because it’s funny#like their DNA’s the same#they’re both his dad#schrodingers daddy
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“well I’m trans and idc if people don’t refer to kris correctly” ok well I’m Also trans and this is my fucking video. refer to them correctly on my video or fuck off
#words from the monarch#I literally do not care that they’re fictional. stop treating nonbinary identities as ‘it’s whatever’#in a game series w like three binary-trans characters and several nonbinary ones. it’s not up to interpretation. shut up
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*Alloromantics talking about romance
Me, an aro: god make it stop
*Allosexuals talking about sex
Me, an ace spec repulsed person: god shut upppppp
*Gendered people discoursing enndddlesssly about gender which is so abstract
Me, agender: why. Just why.
(which is far more common in the ace community)
(I was gonna wait to post this until we found out whether Trump was thwarted in the election, but @galaxy--ace put out a call for spicy takes, and mentioned something very similar, so I guess here we go…)
*conventionally trans people waxing poetic about their ideal body and bemoaning the one they have
Me, agender: My ideal form is genital-less and maybe not even physical. I can’t transition to that. Oh, you can transition but are still complaining and not contemplating body positivity or body neutrality? Hm. I’m sure the people or teens you’re mentoring and those you’re socially influencing will benefit from that discourse omission.
*alloplatonic people talking about friendships
Me, an aplatonic(?): Yes. Yes that right there. Good shit. Keep going. More! Morrrre!!!! I have so much vicarious fun watching you do something despite the fact I don’t much seem to be interested in such.
*goes back to watching shows about various careers and stuff I’d never do
*returns
Wholesome! Nom nom! Feed me!
#agender#aromantic#asexual#queer#lgbt#im not romo repulsed exactly but reach a saturation point quite easily#in a nutshell why I don’t really vibe with the queer community- they’re literally fixated on things diametrically opposed to my identity#triple A#we need a triple A space stat#for all the romance repulsed people to vent and chat about idk academic subjects probably#uninterrupted by sex jokes or crush talk#quadruple A#academia#aplatonic#(maybe)
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Chelsey is in our system btw. You just can’t see the system tag
#endo friendly#pro endo#endo safe#plurality#pluralgang#plural#plural memes#out of context plural discord#-🎨#plural things#no bc Kieran and Igby are our yaoi couple we make jokes about it all the time#and it’s so funny bc they’re literally identical (aside from their clothing ofc)#well I guess factive of actor + fictive of character they played = selfcest haha
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lab grown yaoi and i’m eating it up
#identity v#idv#florian brand#matthias czernin#florimatt#i’m sorry i’m so basic but they’re literally taking over
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#byler#stranger things#willel twins#willel literal twins#@ mike:#it’s not your fault they’re identical!#the too much yellow is so sick#like we get it ok you don’t have to keep pointing it out 😭#if el wasn’t will’s twin…#I really don’t think Mike would have been so drawn to her honestly 😭#not only was Will missing#but his lookalike showed up#and ppl were telling him he was in love with her…#Mike attached himself as a way of coping with the trauma#then Will came back#and mike mourned el after feeling like he used her and inadvertently caused her death#then she came back#and he brokedown#and then he bottled it all up#and he’s been bottled up ever since#‘I never really unpacked’#unpack the trauma kid
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sometimes i remember that most north fans don’t write him as an absolute insane person ethical manipulative girlfriend style and i’m like. what is he even then… just a pleasant white man? you know what. more power to you if you need a pleasant white man for a blorbo but god that could not be me
#most ppl write north as just like. a nice person i think.#i know him though. i know him.#like nork is SUCH a popular ship (at least like. historically) and every time i see it i go ‘haha that would never work’#and then i remember. oh right most ppl write these guys as like. just kind of decent dudes.#nork to me is like. worlds first ethical manipulative girlfriend (not actually ethical) x worlds first manic pixie dream Nice Guy#who both have literally no identity of their own and sure aren’t actually giving each other one#they’d be so miserable…#constant battle of ‘can’t you see what a sacrifice i’m making for you’#neither of them would ever admit anything was wrong. they both think they can fix it forever#just slowly falling apart. it’s fine :) they’re fine :)#n\orkington is even more baffling#i genuinely couldn’t even imagine the dynamic there#like i know it’s pfl uwu baby wash but even still#he’d be so miserable they’d treat him like shit ToT#oh god north/wash. wash run. WASH RUN.#noooo wash my little chameleon you can’t stay with him he’s going to make you his baby bird#he wouldn’t even realize ToT he wouldn’t even know why he’s unhappy. oh god. wash RUNNNNNNN#i just don’t think north should be in a relationship basically#‘what about churchnorth’ okay. let’s be real. do we really think church should be being in a relationship???#their toxicity perfectly cancels each other out into like. something that’s actually good for both of them#wraps all the way back around. horseshoe theory.#okay this has turned into pure rambling. it’s 4am
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crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It
#my version of them is centered around their blog version with the ‘personality’ of their steam review and like a bunch of HC#i developed them with the implication that they’re Real but i’m a bit iffy on it#because all my friends have theories about how they’re from the narrator’s consciousness which is sick as hell#and i’m unsure how to actually structure everything or if i should go the same route so i can get approval from them </3#my friends r the real reviewer fans even though they dont plague themselves over them every day and im so sad that i don’t know anythinggg#gggggggggggg#like im p sure they genuinely hate the stuff i make about cookie9 and im just. scrumbles myself. sorry im Trying :( i’m not smart#or good at writing or even media literate#whatever that term means#all i have is love in my heart for them i don’t know anything at all#ouhghghhg they hate It so much but i cant do anything else and it’s all i have#like all my cookie9 stuff works on the ‘what if their blog self Was Real’ but i’m not actually sure how to fit it all into my actual parabl#stuff because i still havent worked out how my parable itself works#and people probably don’t think i know enough and i don’t think they’ll approve if i try. so i Don’t#tempted to blame this on my like. general crushing lack of intelligence caused by both physical and mental reasons#but i want to believe i could do better if i try? but that’s incredibly hopeful#i’ll be stuck here forever i think#<-guy who. whenever Anything wrong happens ever. just goes back to ‘oh yeah its because im dumb as fuckign rocks. due to the Incidents’#i am very scared of the possibility that it is possible for me to be anything more because that implies that i’m stupid because i didnt try#even though i’m trying very very fucking hard and every time i get something wrong way more than anyone else i’ve ever known#and they hate me for it . MAN!!!!!!!!!#<-brain is lying 2 me i think nobody hates me or . whatever. it still feels like it though im just saying this because i dont want anyone t#think people genuinely hate me for being stupid. i mean. people DO. but not my friends ☝️#man i can’t even get into the buglivia crap either because she is so abstracted from her actual review#girl w identity issues and also the general normal Changing A Lot Through Time. i scrumble her. around#her Self during 2018 would in fact be in character for the review.i want to draw her during that time. she took everything so seriously </3#tbh my version of her does react well to TSP humor but at the time she felt like she wasn’t allowed 2 Do Her Thing and tried to seem#more professional and Normal and it seeped into EVERYTHING for a bit#cookie9 though just genuinely found the narrator annoying and patronizing. its just not his thing and thats fine#<-random nonsensechemical reviewer bits hidden inside the vents. SEND POST.
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Silly Nidhogg x Dragon Hunter doodles from March cuz I love my dragons so much & I wanna share them ❤️
🐉🎹x🐉🔫
#identity v#frederick kreiburg#martha behamfil#Martharick#NidHunter Martharick my beloveds#identity v fanart#dragon au#rarepair#the legend of vox machina reference#looking back on this they’re probably more like Perc’ahlia than Vaxleth#I think I have like. 2 or 3 separate AUs dedicated to Nidhogg/Incognito x Dragon Hunter..#how has no one else thought of martharick when they literally worked and ‘died’ together in the essence trailer#Hhhhhh I NEED TO DRAW MORE OF THEM SO BAD!!!
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aishwarya rai… in pink panther…
IS LITERALLY HER???
#ash is so gorgina#guys they’re literally identical#dc oc#dc oc blog#aliona harmon#dc ocs#fancast#aishwarya rai#bollywood
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