#they’re literally identical

[0n-a-mote-0f-dust]

No you’re all wrong,

the funniest part of the Percy Jackson show is that Nico in the books went “You’re not my type” and show Percy did a full ass 180 and now looks exactly like Will did in the books

like….

spot the difference

you can’t

it would be even funnier if Will was cast to look like book Percy

comedic gold right there fellas

[childishfirmino]

spot the difference

[user4737283959391918183774]

so ur telling me the swedish keeper isn’t hope solo

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.

But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.

(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)

Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.

Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!

[spending-life-pretending]

no bc when you stop and think about the full implications of fitz and the fool calling each other “beloved” you do have to go a little crazy. it’s required. because what do you mean that 6 sentences after fitz thinks, “being fitz had never been that enticing an existence” the fool summons him back to himself by calling him “beloved” and renewing their bond. what do you mean fitz refers to this as “burning my identity into me.” what do you mean “the word echoed through me, rebounded me from my fraying edges, found and bound me.” what do you mean. are you not going insane.

[tinithebini]

Two guys for the price of one! What a deal! (one of them is severely traumatized and burdened with the impossible weight of the apocalypse) ((actually they both are, very badly))

[valhallgreg]

What if I had this crackship and what if I told you I was 100% serious about it

reblogs>likes !!

[the-meme-monarch]

“well I’m trans and idc if people don’t refer to kris correctly” ok well I’m Also trans and this is my fucking video. refer to them correctly on my video or fuck off

[ask-asexual-crystal-gems]

*Alloromantics talking about romance

Me, an aro: god make it stop

*Allosexuals talking about sex

Me, an ace spec repulsed person: god shut upppppp

*Gendered people discoursing enndddlesssly about gender which is so abstract

Me, agender: why. Just why.

(which is far more common in the ace community)

(I was gonna wait to post this until we found out whether Trump was thwarted in the election, but @galaxy--ace put out a call for spicy takes, and mentioned something very similar, so I guess here we go…)

*conventionally trans people waxing poetic about their ideal body and bemoaning the one they have

Me, agender: My ideal form is genital-less and maybe not even physical. I can’t transition to that. Oh, you can transition but are still complaining and not contemplating body positivity or body neutrality? Hm. I’m sure the people or teens you’re mentoring and those you’re socially influencing will benefit from that discourse omission.

*alloplatonic people talking about friendships

Me, an aplatonic(?): Yes. Yes that right there. Good shit. Keep going. More! Morrrre!!!! I have so much vicarious fun watching you do something despite the fact I don’t much seem to be interested in such.

*goes back to watching shows about various careers and stuff I’d never do

*returns

Wholesome! Nom nom! Feed me!

[little-grey-dowitcher]

How the actual fuck is aphobia still this prevalent in the queer community? How is it that I’m still seeing posts pop up from as recent as last month about how aspecs need to shut up and stop pretending to be part of the LGBTQIA+ community in the year of our lord 2024? How many more people need to be harassed and traumatized for being queer the “wrong way” before we finally just let people be themselves without facing discrimination from within our community? Oh my bad I forget we need to be continuously finding “acceptable” targets for bigotry whenever it gets pointed out that hey maybe bigotry is Not Good actually. Now that it’s slowly becoming less popular to be shitty to trans mascs and AFAB enbies we’re circling back to aces again, is that it? We’re just following the TE/RF playbook with this one too?

It’s so fucking obvious too how many of these people were actively aphobic back at the height of the ace discourse, then quieted down when it was no longer widely acceptable, and are popping back up to start shit again. Like, you search “asexual” on their blog and from 2018-2023 it’s dead silent but then you see their most recent post on the topic from last week is exactly the same aphobic bullshit they were posting in 2017 but with a new coat of paint. They didn’t actually learn their lesson and stop being hateful, they just sat in the corner waiting for their hatred to become acceptable again.

Anyways. Next person to call aces or aros or aroaces or any other aspec person “annoying” for making an aspec-related joke or for just not wanting to be excluded from the queer community is gonna get bitten.

[chirpsythismorning]

[leonardalphachurch]

sometimes i remember that most north fans don’t write him as an absolute insane person ethical manipulative girlfriend style and i’m like. what is he even then… just a pleasant white man? you know what. more power to you if you need a pleasant white man for a blorbo but god that could not be me

[mars-ipan]

hey folks did you know i love super dangan ronpa 2

[nonsensechemicals]

crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It

[lucydacusgirl]

I love reading essays about bisexuality but it is crazy how we’ve been have the same conversations for over thirty years. Bisexuals have been critiquing the ‘straight passing’ narrative since the 90s (and I’m sure longer) and yet I still have to see it any time bisexuals are mentioned in queer spaces. Like.

(From ‘Challenging the Stereotypes’ by Amanda Udis-Kessler, Bisexual Horizons 1996)

I find it really striking that she says that biphobia from within the community ‘gets in the way of bisexuals working for lesbian/gay rights and dignity’ because I see a lot of people talking about how biphobia from within the community isn’t oppression and I’m not gonna argue about whether it is or not but it absolutely does deny us our dignity.

People constantly make fun of the way that bi people are desperate to affirm their queerness like mocking bi girls who talk about liking women and being bisexual while having a boyfriend with no mention of the fact that that insecurity is based in the constant belittling and ridiculing of bisexual people within the community.

Bisexuals are always always seen as traitors or tryhards or both. We cannot win we can’t do anything right. (Except decide that we’re actually gay or straight)

[snazzycryptid]

Silly Nidhogg x Dragon Hunter doodles from March cuz I love my dragons so much & I wanna share them ❤️

🐉🎹x🐉🔫