#it’s METAPHORICALLY little brother

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.

But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.

(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)

Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.

Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

[lambmotifz]

dean could literally be balls deep in sam’s ass and destiel shippers will say he’s actually “gay for cas”

[faithblob-says-things]

Dp x Dc prompt 2

Danny gets punted into the Dc universe somehow and loses his memories along the way. Team Phantom and maybe some of his rouge gallery are currently scrambling to find him.

Meanwhile Ma and Pa Kent are very happy to have another son that fell from the sky.

[duplicatedincident]

i've only known basilio magnus for 40 hours but if anything happened to him i'd kill everyone on euchronia and then myself

[buff-muffin]

ASL thoughts and head canons.

1. Sabo’s missing tooth he had as a kid didn’t actually fall out. He chipped it back when he was still living with his family. And his parents thinking that made him look disgusting and rowdy had the rest of the tooth removed before his adult tooth was even remotely ready to move in. Thus there was a gap in his teeth for ages. It started growing in when Sabo set sail.

2. Luffy loved using Ace’s freckles as a dot to dot. Both brothers heavily think he doesn’t have a fucking clue what animals he’s trying to conjure and Ace is getting sick of having to fight him tooth and nail every time Luffy finds a marker

3. In his early days of friendship with Ace. Sabo refused to believe that he could eat an entire bear by himself. He thought Ace was exaggerating like when someone says “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” yet when he saw it with his own eyes he was horrified. Ace was also confused why Sabo didn’t want a bear to himself. But didn’t complain. Hunting one bear for the both of them and fighting over it was pretty fun. And scavenging berries for a desert never bothered them.

4. Sabo grew his hair out while he was a run away. He hated how it looked buzzed. And while he probably didn’t let it get any longer then his brother’s he loved the freedom. His mother cut his hair the second he was taken back home

5. Ace and Sabo hadn’t thought twice about bugs. Ace saw them as pests like the moths that would huddle around the candle light and Sabo was taught that they were gross. Luffy on the other hand adored them. He showed them bug fighting and showed them all sorts of cool and pretty bugs. He would also put beetles in his brothers’ shoes for fun but in the end they had come out of it for a new respect for bugs and a little bit more love-hate for Luffy.

6. Sabo tried to tell his adopted brother about his real brothers but he refused to believe Sabo was telling the truth. I mean beating up a giant tiger in the woods? Being made of rubber? Being able to eat 5 times their body weight in a matter of minutes? He thought Sabo was loony.

7. When taken back to his parents, Sabo refused to eat with his brother. Sharing a meal with someone made you friends and sharing a cup of sake made you brothers. And he wanted nothing to do with him.

8. Sabo was Dadans favourite. At first. Originally Sabo was… as well behaved as he was going to be around his brothers because that need to respect authority was so engrained in him. Though as he grew more comfortable with Dadan and trusting she really wasn’t going to kick him out other dumb things. He started joining in on the bullying Dadan band wagon. And she hated them all equally again.

9. Luffy and Ace find it absolutely hilarious how bad Sabo would get sun burnt in the summer. They would chase him around trying to slap him for hours. Dadan taught him how to make a remedy and over the years he gained a tan and freckles that he knew would have his bio dad blow a fuse.

10. Luffy always wants to be in fights of strength with his brothers to prove he’s strong. You know, arm wrestling. That weird thing were you put your feet together and push with all you’re might. And of course rough housing. But in the super early years of being a rubber man that was impossible cause his body would just. Bend. Arm wrestling? Womp womp no elbow for you. Foot wrestle? His legs fold like a piece of paper. He was humiliated and his face was bright red every time Ace and Sabo would laugh.

11. One of the best training methods the brothers had found for Luffy was actually made as a joke. Still completely pathetic at landing a damn punch Sabo jokingly said he should train by trying to catch bugs by stretching your arms. And after a lot of frustrated afternoons his aim did improve an alarming amount. Luffy to this day continues to train that way and he always thinks of Sabo when he does.

12. They never finished that bottle of sake they stole from Dadan. At the time they all thought the drink was absolutely putrid though drank their cups if it meant they were brothers. The bottle is still in the treehouse. Even after everything. It’s completely oxidised but the smell keeps animal from making their treehouse a nest so Ace and Luffy never minded all that much.

[blusandbirds]

eli moskowitz - "am i making you feel sick?"

[pomodoriyum]

fitzjames’s stupid little jesus metaphor running evidence:

- crown of thorns situation with the bleeding scalp

- holes appearing like that. whatever you fucking call them those palm things. except its because of colonist rot <3 EDIT. they are called stigmata

-the slorch oozing outta his eyes all the time look like little tears (all those christian paintings)

- “my body. use it”

- his hair being like that length and color or whatever matching many historical paintings of jesus

- the pieta-ass pose they catch him in when he collapses from scurvy

- probably more once i actually FINISH THE SERIES

- when hes biting his hands. more evidence for stigmata. *hits him with a broom*

[izzyspussy]

i feel like i remember people posting happy birthday character posts for mickey in june? is that right? well, even if he doesn't have a canon birthday (or if he does and it's. wrong.) he has a summer birthday To Me. and i've never seen a guy who is more obviously a capricorn than ian, so! if mickey's summer birthday is indeed in june specifically (i'm thinking cancer, but it would also be really cool if mickey and mandy are both gemini - twins who aren't twins), then mickey is technically two years older than ian for about half the time.

[magnusbae]

I see a lot of modern au with Hob being experienced in dating and self assured but “I’ve got no chance with him but I’ll still take my shot and try” attitude. Now it’s all good and fun but— please do consider the following: Dream being “You’ve got no chance with me” and Hob being “Oh I’m getting you darlin’” attitudes. Is Dream a few leagues above him? Maybe. Does he stand a chance? Who cares. People who think about chances are the people who don’t actually get shit. Hob decided that he will get Dream on at least a date and oh he will do that. And if he gets more? And boy, he is planning on it, what’s the better! 

[motherofoompaloompas]

When Dick tries to take his caffeine, Tim just pouts at him and says, “but Red-bull gives me wings” which makes Dick so conflicted for several reasons

[spotaus]

Update: I am writing Reaper as shockingly uneventful and the plot relies heavily on me writing this scene between Geno and Error (I think Reaper doesn't grasp the severity truly until after *that* reunion. And so it's a dogpile of realizations (Angst Moment) only after Geno and Error have *their* angst moment- ) and I don't think I can write their angst tonight cuz I haven't really processed their personalities fully?

Anyways, gonna hop back over to see if the Nightmare's acquisition of Killer drabble or Error gets hired by Night drabble are looking any better.

[lambmotifz]

i do love the interpretation that dean’s violence toward sam partly comes from his repressed desire to ravish the absolutely fuck out of him, sink his teeth into sam’s meat & take what belongs to him. because it’s his birthright

[blood-mocha-latte]

THE LUZTOYE ROADTRIP AU | LITTLE TALKS PART II

(From Rhode Island to Georgia; from South Carolina to Pennsylvania. Being known in six acts.)

interact with this post in any way, shape, or form to be tagged when it's posted <3

When the phone rang it didn’t surprise George, really, but his heart still jumped against his chest, and he was reaching up an arm and hooking his fingers around the thin back of the phone to press it to his ear before he could think.

“Do you think that fish could drown?” He asked immediately, hardly sparing a breath, just to hope hear the way the man on the other end of the receiver laughed. He didn't.

Toye paused, for a second so long that George half-wondered if he was on the line at all. When he spoke, it was hoarse, a low amusement.

“I think you’re askin’ the wrong guy.” He said, half-slow and half-joking, and George pressed his thumb harder against the wood planks, just to make it hurt.

“Well, you’re actually exactly the right guy to ask, Joe.” He said, kept his voice light as he watched, almost transfixed, at the way that blood began to bead around the edges of his nail. “Figured it was an important question.”

Joe hummed, and the sound was impersonal, coming from a thousand miles away. “Why’re you thinkin’ about drowning fish?” He asked, voice something close to careful, and George regretted, for about the thousandth time, sending his June letter at all.

“No big reason.” He said. A bead of blood tracked a path of red down his knuckle, into his palm. “I was just thinking, that's all. Lots of time to do that, now.”

Joe hummed. Something creaked, on his end of the phone, and George closed his fingers over his palm. “That so?” He asked, sounding almost amused.

George felt the corner of his mouth crook up, tenuous. “Well, I have all this time, now.” He said, held his hand up to his face. “To think, I guess.”

He’d said the same thing to Bea. To his mother. But Joe just hummed, his tone hooked through with something unreadable.

“Whole lotta time to do that.” He agreed, voice low. “Just thinking about fish?” Joe did this, usually. It made something light up in George’s chest, almost panicked, almost trapped.

Like he could see something he shouldn’t be able to. Like he knew that George couldn’t burn.

“Fish, wind, insulation.” He said, almost joking. Joe hummed, and the way that the noise scraped along his throat forced George’s heartbeat along his fingertips. “You know how it is.”

“Better than most.” Joe said, easy, and George wondered for half a second if Joe could see right through him, or if George was so turned around in the goddamn head that he was only scared that he was. “You doing okay?”

“Just fine.” George says, maybe too quickly. He keeps the phone pressed to his ear with one hand, extended upwards slightly to still keep his grip on it. “Never better, actually."

[sysig]

How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

[siriusdraws]

since I cannot write I will instead draw all the nonsense in my head

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