#noooo wash my little chameleon you can’t stay with him he’s going to make you his baby bird | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

leonardalphachurch · 3 months ago

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sometimes i remember that most north fans don’t write him as an absolute insane person ethical manipulative girlfriend style and i’m like. what is he even then… just a pleasant white man? you know what. more power to you if you need a pleasant white man for a blorbo but god that could not be me

#most ppl write north as just like. a nice person i think.#i know him though. i know him.#like nork is SUCH a popular ship (at least like. historically) and every time i see it i go ‘haha that would never work’#and then i remember. oh right most ppl write these guys as like. just kind of decent dudes.#nork to me is like. worlds first ethical manipulative girlfriend (not actually ethical) x worlds first manic pixie dream Nice Guy #who both have literally no identity of their own and sure aren’t actually giving each other one #they’d be so miserable…#constant battle of ‘can’t you see what a sacrifice i’m making for you’#neither of them would ever admit anything was wrong. they both think they can fix it forever #just slowly falling apart. it’s fine :) they’re fine :)#n\orkington is even more baffling #i genuinely couldn’t even imagine the dynamic there #like i know it’s pfl uwu baby wash but even still #he’d be so miserable they’d treat him like shit ToT #oh god north/wash. wash run. WASH RUN.#noooo wash my little chameleon you can’t stay with him he’s going to make you his baby bird #he wouldn’t even realize ToT he wouldn’t even know why he’s unhappy. oh god. wash RUNNNNNNN #i just don’t think north should be in a relationship basically #‘what about churchnorth’ okay. let’s be real. do we really think church should be being in a relationship???#their toxicity perfectly cancels each other out into like. something that’s actually good for both of them #wraps all the way back around. horseshoe theory.#okay this has turned into pure rambling. it’s 4am

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