#listen i know it won't happen

[jonathanbyersphd]

Manifesting that Will being with Robin and Jonathan being with Nancy means the boys are in a fight for the first time ever because Will found out about Jonathan not going to college

[cypjj]

[yardsards]

the problem with taz balance is that half of the things that make me want to recommend it to people are major spoilers that will fundamentally change the listening experience

[harpoonsnotspoons]

I will ruin you

[hood-ex]

Having a roommate who's 7 years younger than me has made me realize I've been robbed of my older sibling Dick Grayson vibes this entire time.

Roomie was bringing a girl over to our house tonight, and I was like, "You need to tidy up before she comes so she doesn't think you're a slob."

And he was looking at the living room like, "Really? It's not that bad."

And I gave him a look and was like, "Here, I'll help you." (Even though none of the mess was mine, thank you very much.)

And he was proudly like, "My room is really clean!"

And I was like, "Good. What about dinner tonight? Are you taking her out?"

And he was like, "Uh... no?"

And I was like, "But she might be hungry! It's dinner time!"

And he was like, "I have a frozen pizza we can eat?"

And I was like, "Hmm that works, I guess."

Like yes, I am going to older sister you into being the best for your girl. Or like better than decent, at least.

[itsnobodysproblem]

Most Sherlock Holmes adaptations I've seen tend to place their Final Problem towards the mid point of the series (or even a bit earlier) - it's also in my opinion the best way of going about it, so you have time enough for the characters to adjust after the reunion but they know each other well enough for the events of Fina to be devastating.

Sherlock & Co is done with 20 of the adventures. How many are there? Fifty-something? Almost sixty? Let's say we'll be entering mid-point territory after the 25th story.

So let's pretend for a moment that we have 5 more stories until The Final Problem. Ok.

Estimating an adventure at 3 episodes each, that would mean little over 3 months - maybe 3 and a half? Starting, of course, from the end of Sign of Four, which will be somewhere in December.

So let's say 3, maybe 4 months into 2025. That would be, what? Late march, early april?

Early april?

John having to tell the listeners that Sherlock is dead, in early april?

Quick calendar search reveals what I was praying it would - the 1st of april will be on a Tuesday next year.

So what I'm saying

What I'm saying is Sherlock &Co has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

[bonniebeanie]

Thanks to the blue guy!!

[justmenoworries]

Manifesting the forbidden Vox/Angel Dust friendship.

[skepticalfrogcat]

After watching the new trailer for Arcane s2 and seeing everyone pointing out that one bit where it seems like Viktor can be seen, if Viktor is alive and Jayce isn't I'm genuinely going to scream.

[brionnnne]

note that i will only ever call mithrun "stupid" jokingly. by "stupid", i only mean "frustrating behavior that i am immensely familar with". seeing him do something that makes me groan aloud, closing my eyes, sighing "stupid (affectionate, mournful)". like when he fucking... his dumbass "i don't want to [use the bathroom] right now, so it's fine." oughh. i know you! i know you! that's not how that works!!! and he's smart!!! he's so smart... but god, god... he's kind of an absent professor. he's kind of a cloudcuckoolander. i love him dearly. he gets called a dummy, a little idiot, and i flick his forehead, a little bonk of hard-heads, like "try again, idiot. that's not how bodies work." and "ooh, 'that's not going to work'. yes it is. shut up, stoopid. stubborn little man, my god." rolling my eyes forever.

[nevertochange-evertoshare]

Can I tell y'all something? I have no idea what Wicked is about. Like not a clue. I know it's sort of The Wizard of Oz and there's Glinda and Elphaba and Fieryo(?) but I could not tell you anything else. I've listened to the soundtrack, hell I sang For Good at my senior showcase in high school. And still, somehow, I have avoided the entire plot of this show.

[memento-morri-writes]

This is far from my best work, but it's 1:30am, and I needed to get this down before I slept or lost my mind. So here, take a snippet of Rook seeing Zara again for the first time in 3 years.

Trying, and failing, to keep his voice from shaking, [Rook] said “Hello, Captain.” Mouth still open in surprise, [Zara] replied “Well, hello yourself.” The reality of what she was seeing seemed to hit her as she rounded the desk. “Rook, is that really you?” He nodded. “It’s me.” Zara ran towards him, stopping just short of touching him, and said “What did she do to you?” Rook’s heart stuttered and he had to brush his fingers together to confirm Sigmar’s ring was still in place. Could she possibly see through its illusion? But then he remembered what Lanny had said. She knew where you were. His throat clenched and he choked out “Two years.” A wave of grief swept across Zara’s face as she said “I’m so, so sorry.” Rook shook his head vigorously. “It’s not your fault.” Zara ignored him. “It is my fault. I failed you. As your captain, it’s my responsibility to keep you safe, and I failed you.” Rook wanted to say something, to reassure her, but she pushed on. “She sent me letters, told me all the terrible things she was doing to you. I… I let you down.” Those words hit Rook with the force of a dozen cannonballs. Lanny had said that Zara knew Wolf had him, but knowing that Zara had been aware of what Wolf was doing to him… somehow that was more painful than any wound Wolf had ever inflicted. He barely managed to force his next words out around the lump in his throat. “Where were you?” And why didn’t you come? “She said she’d kill you if I came to get you. Or if I hired anyone to get you. You’re standing here because I stopped sailing.” 

(honorary one-time tag for @space-writes bc I remember you enjoyed my other bits about Rook and Zara.)

[miodiodavinci]

(single loud AA) (the forest goes silent immediately after) (birdsong returns moments later)

[dreamyeyedrose]

listen if we brat summer our way out of fascism I'll fuckin take it

[nicosaysnope]

loved all that Jughead got up to this episode... crazy insane anti dairy propaganda at school... random guy at a party explained the plot of riverdale (jug's own story, btw) to him... AND he repeatedly got to witness Ethel at peak girlboss. what's not to love

[jimmyspades]