#limited life the family

[darthdori]

[alien-slushie]

Scar: I'm pregnant!

Cleo: You're not pregnant!

Bdubs: Wait, who's pregnant?

Scar: Me!

Bdubs: Congratulations!

Cleo: He's not pregnant Bdubs, he just read a pamphlet. Give me that. *snatches pamphlet*

Scar: Easy Cleo, I'm with child!

Cleo: You're not with child!

Bdubs: I'm gonna be an Uncle!

Cleo: You're not gonna be a Uncle!

Bdubs: Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a horse?

Cleo: *inhale.* *ehale.* Calm down Scar, you're not pregnant.

Scar: Then why am I so moody and nauseous?! I think it's the morning sickness!

Cleo: Scar, you're a boy.

Scar: You're right. I'm a boy. OW!

Cleo: What?

Scar: I think it just kicked!

Cleo: You're not pregnant!

[lu-dlc]

I was watching limited life and Man This Guy Sure Does Fall A Lot

[chickensoup1025]

I love how with each season, Joel gets more allies.

He was alone in Third Life

He basically either had one friend at a time (Scar then Grian) or was alone in Last Life

He had his soulmate Etho the whole way through in Double Life

He had his two bad boys Grian and Jimmy in Limited Life

He had his mounders Pearl, Mumbo, and Bdubs in Secret Life

And he had his extended family of Gem, Etho, Grian, and the three Bamboozlers in Wild Life <3

[padfootastic]

can’t help but think of how, if we choose to go by sirius’ characterisation as a private, arrogant teen who only lets a select few into his circle, sirius’ post-azkaban life just have been such an utterly humiliating experience for him.

especially OoTP. when he has all these near strangers in his childhood house, that he hated and loved and ran away from and couldn’t ever escape. if he spent his entire pre-azkaban existence building a cold and aloof persona, not letting people know what his home life had been like, then to have all of these people get a front row seat to it because of kreacher and portrait walburga’s shenanigans must have been near unbearable. to have the entire order, including snape whom he disliked and mistrusted, hear the kinds of names he’s being called.

not only does he have to deal with the retraumatisation of his childhood, but also the fact that he’s flayed open for everyone to see. it’s not only his freedom, innocence, dignity that has been snatched from him but his privacy also. it’s such a cruel thing to experience, on top of everything else.

to have literal children, his godson who he has been kept away from all this while, whom he presumably wants to be able to look up to him, to have him see into the deepest parts of his soul. to have to be so weak in front of him. not only is he subjected to such vileness but he also cannot do anything about it.

sirius has not had a moment of peace in all the time we knew him. it is indignity upon indignity that is heaped onto him. every other character has gotten a moment of respite but him. it fully breaks my heart.

[sprinklesharkie]

spend the last week or so making my own text posts n i think they're kinda funny hehe

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Fall Season 🍁🍂🌻 !!! I’d love to see your take on a Merlin role reversal! 🥰

Hunith had never wanted to be queen, but once she gave birth to Balinor's son, there wasn't much choice in it.

Balinor sits as king, the lord of the dragon lords, and Merlin will one day inherit his title. She was just a village girl and the dirty traveling soldier had a nice smile and kind eyes so she'd lain with him.

If she'd known that he was king, she would not have presumed.

~

Merlin is strolling down the street, arguing with Will, when he trips over his own feet, knocks into a fruit stands, sends all the apples sprawling across the ground, and takes another step directly onto one of those apples only to end face first into a stone wall. "Ow."

The stone wall moves, which isn't unheard of in their kingdom, but then it talks, which is new. "Oh the Goddess above."

Hands settle on his shoulders, pushing him back and he looks up dazed to see that the stone wall is actually a blonde man with the brightest blue eyes he's ever seen. He's got broad shoulders and a chest firm enough that Merlin thinks his nose might be broke and Goddess above is right.

He's looking over Merlin's shoulder. "Are you going to clean this up?"

He turns, seeing the irate stall owner and the apples that are fucking everywhere as well as Will laughing his ass off and being no help whatsoever. "Oh, no! I'm sorry, let me just-"

Merlin holds out his hands, trying to remember the correct education, but the stall owner goes pale and starts waving his hands. "No, no, it's okay, please don't-"

The man smacks his hand down and grabs the back of his neck, giving him a rough shake as if he were a misbehaving kitten. "You a precision caster? Otherwise, knock it off. You're more likely to explode them then gather them that way."

He's sort of the exact opposite of a precision caster. He lets the spell go and sees the way the stall owner sighs in relief. "Oh. Right."

~

The man's name is Arthur, he's one of the peasants that have been recruited into being a solider in the war against Camelot, and he's here at the palace to receive the standard training along with the rest of the would be soldiers.

His father won't let him on the battlefield, even though that's where his magic is best, and he can't help but feel vaguely guilty that Arthur's been pulled from his family to fight in a war that Merlin thinks would end a hell of a lot faster if his father wasn't so protective.

It's that guilt that has Merlin forgoing his place at the high table with his mother to wander down to the lower tables at dinner that night to try and thank Arthur for helping him clean up all the apples, something he hadn't been able to do before Will was dragging him away.

He's not expecting it when one of the soldiers leaps to their feet and pulls out a dagger on him, one that has to be cursed against enchantments because none of the spells to pull it form his hands that several people at the high table cast do any good at all.

Merlin's just feeling the bite of it into his throat, frantically trying to think of a spell to get him out of this, when a carving knife goes whizzing past his face and embeds itself into his assailant's skull.

Merlin jumps away, shaking, to see Arthur standing there and cool and unbothered, hand outstretched as if he's about to cast a spell. But he's not, it's like that because he'd grabbed the knife from the venison on the table and killed that man before he could kill Merlin.

"You just make friends wherever you go, don't you?" Arthur asks.

Then everyone's moving forward, pulling him away, and Arthur along with him. His expression turns murderous, like he's wishing he had another knife as he's manhandled across the room.

His mother pat his face and clucks at his neck and then thanks Arthur for saving her son.

Arthur had bowed at Hunith but then frozen. He's looking at Merlin with dismay, which isn't exactly new for him but he's not sure why he's getting that look from Arthur now of all times. "You're Prince Merlin? You?"

"Uh," he says, then shrugs helplessly. "Yes?"

He really doesn't think Arthur's opinion of him is improved when Hunith assigns him to be Merlin's personal servant. It should be a reprieve, getting to work in the palace rather than the battlefield, but the tight look on Arthur's face doesn't ease.

[dredgesnails]

grian is such a wet cat (fond) at the end of this session, especially from gem and joel's povs. trying to convince them to let him join the family in the most roundabout way possible. lying about the safety of his base ("no one has ever died at my base" "where are your teammates?"). forced to compliment the car he hates so very much. skizz's body is still warm but grian can't be alone for more than five minutes or he goes crazy (we all remember secret life). isn't it funny how familiar this all feels...

[athanmis]

give it up for LIMITED LIFE⏳⌛️♥️

Clockers Family

(Cleo, Scar, Bdubs (and gem))

Team TIES

(Etho, Impulse, Skizz, Tango)

Nosy Neighbors and Mean Gills

(BigB, Pearl, Scott, Martyn)

The Bad Boys

(Jimmy, Grian, Joel)

times ticking...🤫

THIRDLIFE❤️💛💚

LASTLIFE💚💚💚💚

DOUBLELIFE 💚💚💛💛❤️❤️

SECRETLIFE❤️‍🔥📕📙📗

[shima-draws]

Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d

[hopperclock]

world's best absent father

[isjasz]

[Day 10: Sacrifice] (or the lack there of)

"KILL ME"

[nezhanetwork]

the most soul-crushing 12 hours of my life 👍

[solarspan]

average family dinner

[allay-uxini]

AM I CRAZY OR DOES THIS STRAIGHT UP LOOK LIKE SCAR'S LIMITED LIFE OUTFIT

[z0mbiew00d]

Everytime people analyse the clockers and completely ignore Martyn and Scott in relation to them I lose my mind a little

Martyn and Scott are honorary family members, Martyn’s a godfather and Bdubs and Scar literally said they see him as a dad you can’t understand the clockers without including Mean Gills