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Happy Fall Season 🍁🍂🌻 !!! I’d love to see your take on a Merlin role reversal! 🥰
Hunith had never wanted to be queen, but once she gave birth to Balinor's son, there wasn't much choice in it.
Balinor sits as king, the lord of the dragon lords, and Merlin will one day inherit his title. She was just a village girl and the dirty traveling soldier had a nice smile and kind eyes so she'd lain with him.
If she'd known that he was king, she would not have presumed.
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Merlin is strolling down the street, arguing with Will, when he trips over his own feet, knocks into a fruit stands, sends all the apples sprawling across the ground, and takes another step directly onto one of those apples only to end face first into a stone wall. "Ow."
The stone wall moves, which isn't unheard of in their kingdom, but then it talks, which is new. "Oh the Goddess above."
Hands settle on his shoulders, pushing him back and he looks up dazed to see that the stone wall is actually a blonde man with the brightest blue eyes he's ever seen. He's got broad shoulders and a chest firm enough that Merlin thinks his nose might be broke and Goddess above is right.
He's looking over Merlin's shoulder. "Are you going to clean this up?"
He turns, seeing the irate stall owner and the apples that are fucking everywhere as well as Will laughing his ass off and being no help whatsoever. "Oh, no! I'm sorry, let me just-"
Merlin holds out his hands, trying to remember the correct education, but the stall owner goes pale and starts waving his hands. "No, no, it's okay, please don't-"
The man smacks his hand down and grabs the back of his neck, giving him a rough shake as if he were a misbehaving kitten. "You a precision caster? Otherwise, knock it off. You're more likely to explode them then gather them that way."
He's sort of the exact opposite of a precision caster. He lets the spell go and sees the way the stall owner sighs in relief. "Oh. Right."
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The man's name is Arthur, he's one of the peasants that have been recruited into being a solider in the war against Camelot, and he's here at the palace to receive the standard training along with the rest of the would be soldiers.
His father won't let him on the battlefield, even though that's where his magic is best, and he can't help but feel vaguely guilty that Arthur's been pulled from his family to fight in a war that Merlin thinks would end a hell of a lot faster if his father wasn't so protective.
It's that guilt that has Merlin forgoing his place at the high table with his mother to wander down to the lower tables at dinner that night to try and thank Arthur for helping him clean up all the apples, something he hadn't been able to do before Will was dragging him away.
He's not expecting it when one of the soldiers leaps to their feet and pulls out a dagger on him, one that has to be cursed against enchantments because none of the spells to pull it form his hands that several people at the high table cast do any good at all.
Merlin's just feeling the bite of it into his throat, frantically trying to think of a spell to get him out of this, when a carving knife goes whizzing past his face and embeds itself into his assailant's skull.
Merlin jumps away, shaking, to see Arthur standing there and cool and unbothered, hand outstretched as if he's about to cast a spell. But he's not, it's like that because he'd grabbed the knife from the venison on the table and killed that man before he could kill Merlin.
"You just make friends wherever you go, don't you?" Arthur asks.
Then everyone's moving forward, pulling him away, and Arthur along with him. His expression turns murderous, like he's wishing he had another knife as he's manhandled across the room.
His mother pat his face and clucks at his neck and then thanks Arthur for saving her son.
Arthur had bowed at Hunith but then frozen. He's looking at Merlin with dismay, which isn't exactly new for him but he's not sure why he's getting that look from Arthur now of all times. "You're Prince Merlin? You?"
"Uh," he says, then shrugs helplessly. "Yes?"
He really doesn't think Arthur's opinion of him is improved when Hunith assigns him to be Merlin's personal servant. It should be a reprieve, getting to work in the palace rather than the battlefield, but the tight look on Arthur's face doesn't ease.
#you are sent by your father to assassinate the enemy royal family and instead you save the prince's life#become inordinately fond of the queen#maybe sort of fall in love with the absolute worst person aka your counterpart in the kingdom you're at war with#oh and you're on a fucking time limit because balinor knows you and the second he returns to the castle you're going to be fucking made#arthur is having a great time...#merlin#prompt answers#prompts are closed#asks#anon
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Broke: Merlin is a royalist because he is a class traitor boot licker
Woke: Merlin is a royalist because he was raised a peasant in the sixth century and he has the perspective and values typical of that time period on top of his personal experiences with Arthur to give him faith in the enlightened despotism favored by Catherine the Great and Frederick of Prussia.
Bespoke: Merlin is a royalist because anyone who had to live through both the English Civil War and Voltaire's exile to Britain would come out the other side thinking democracy is stupid.
Transcendent: Merlin is not a royalist. He is the divine right of kings in human form. The avatar of Albion and its magic. He does not believe in kings because of Arthur. He believes in Arthur so Arthur gets to be king.
#merlin bbc#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin#history tag#Voltaire#merlin absolutely hates candide you can not convince me otherwise#If asked Merlin would say he would much rather deal with the Puritans turning the entire country into a Christian death cult again#then have to be in the same room as voltaire one more time#Every time he remembers Voltaire has been dead for centuries he sighs in relief#It happens every six weeks give or take#catherine the great#Fredrick of Prussia#thoughts that came to me as i played civ 7 can you tell?
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John design, based on this post. He's a worm, he's a bird, he's a tree, he's whoever he wants to be. But most importantly he is a kitchen faucet! Love drawing him! Closeups under the cut c:
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john doe malevolent#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#hes here too#i really like how he turned out#both of them really#malevolent john#my stuff#guys i love john so much#both he an arthur are such great characters!!!!! unreal#theyre so silly sometimes even too silly for the mess they ended up in#but theyre doing their best most of the time#and they have eachother!#yay! them!
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A scene from this fic by @katherynefromphilly !!
#I have been reading it over the last few days and it’s just been an absolute delight#I love the overall plot and how well it connects to the original show#and I can literally just see the whole thing in my brain the writing is loVELY!!#and the characters are so wonderful and it’s just a great time :)))#my art#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#merthur
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malevolent is a horror podcast to YOU. and also to me. and also to arthur lester, though sometimes he forgets that it is. it's more like a tragedy to john doe. but it is ABSOLUTELY, without a doubt, a fucking comedy to kayne.
#and i support her. he's having a GREAT time#malevolent podcast#malevolent#malevpod#arthur lester#john doe#kayne malevolent
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I am FASCINATED by Kayne as a character and the way HE is fascinated by John and Arthur, makes for a fun dynamic that surely wont end in fire and brimstone.
#malevolent#Arthur Lester#kayne malevolent#John Malevolent#in there somewhere#not having a great time either I'm sure#this was just a doodle#was going to keep it a sketch#AND THEN#had to fight the background so hard it turned into#a mostly full illustration#wily bastard
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my favorite mulder moments from s6
doing his best to analyze the fragments of the x files left after the fire in episode 1, because he will never give up on anything he sets his mind to
veeeeery carefully handing the mystery beast’s claw to scully for analysis ("is that an animal?" "ain't rupaul")
accidentally traveling through a time warp in episode 3 and attempting to convince the ww2 soldiers that the war is actually over, then giggling at his own luck in tracing down the missing ship (NERD! nerd)
then finding ww2 era scully and being so confused as to why she doesn’t know him because… that’s scully!!! who knows him better than anyone in the world!
being trapped in the body of someone else in episode 4, and when he sees the photo of that guy’s wife and kids, he sadly whispers “scully” (and then when his “wife” slaps him awake, he AGAIN mumbles “scully”... yeah, she really is your family, huh?)
trying so hard to convince scully it’s really him trapped in someone else’s body: “your mother’s name is margaret, your brother’s name is bill jr. he’s in the navy and he HATES me” and the desperation in his voice when she still doesn't believe him :(
episode 5: “hey scully? i, uh, know it’s not your normal life, but thanks for coming out there with me” (there will always be bonus points for emotional communication and then even MORE bonus points for his reaction to discovering the waterbed right after. i'd frame it if i could)
maurice roasting him in episode 6 for being “prone to obsessive compulsiveness, workaholism, antisocialism- fertile fields for the descent into total wacko breakdown” <- get his ass
“you know why you think you’ve seen the things you do?” “because… i have seen them?” <- the SASS in that delivery! oh my!
finding the case file that spender shredded up in episode 7 and taping it together so he could investigate himself… lmao, that’s a man that gets results!
and then his great strategy for getting answers on that case being to annoy a demon until something happens... and it works <3
his reaction in episode 8 to scully being referred to as “the missus”; he mouths “oh!” and fidgets a bit, looking both terrible awkward and pleased, haha
and who can forget the iconic “i do not GAZE at scully”? surely not i!
finding skinner sick in his office late at night in episode 9- claiming he's just saying hello, then asking him if he’ll be okay, turning off all of the lights so he felt more comfortable, and angling a desk lamp so scully could inspect him
getting very jealous when scully gets assigned to the case of the mysterious death photographer in episode 10 without him: “i’m thinking murder by telekinesis. i’m thinking maybe a shamanistic death touch. i’m thinking about the muslim superstition that to photograph someone is to steal their soul” (and his righteous fury at the idea of them being separated 🙁)
being nosy throughout the whole episode because somehow he ended up with the files from kersh’s computer and calling her for frequent updates (and using a silly voice to say “we used to sit next to each other at the FBI” to make her smile while she's super annoyed with terrible agent ritter)
hunting through the FBI archives at 9 am to track down information for scully’s case, and when he learns that she is in danger and not picking up her phone, immediately calling trash agent ritter to go check in on her
when said trash partner SHOOTS and nearly KILLS scully, he goes to visit her in the hospital a week later, and corners him, saying only that he is a lucky man. you KNOW he wanted to get violent. amazing self-restraint on him!
grabbing scully’s hand in her hospital bed and smiling, telling her the doctor said her recovery is amazing- she’s still so sad, and he says “death only looks for you once you seek its opposite”
gym mulder in episodes 11 and 12... the basketball... yeah ❤️
trying to be kind in episode 13 and it immediately backfiring in that cringe-inducing fashion that only he is capable of achieving: “stay there, mrs. suarez. we're going to make sure your baby makes it safely into the world” “well, thank you, but i’m not in labor. and my name is not suarez, it’s villareal. he tells people i’m his wife. like he’s so macho”
the wind-up chattering teeth on the desk in episode 14 <3
how wildly excited he was to play house in episode 15- “hey, oooh wait a minute, you didn’t let me carry you over the threshold”
and then taunting all of the neighbors with his stupid basketball hoop, LMAOOO
in episode 16, he knows off the top of his head how many years ago the wanshang dhole went extinct
rare communication w for mulder in episode 17 when they get into their usual spat about his theory not being scientifically possible and he decides to instead focus them on what they both agree on: the need to find june
opening up about how important baseball is to him in episode 19: “it’s like the numbers talk to me, they comfort me, they tell me that even though lots of things can change, some things do remain the same. it’s-" "boring?” (pouty mulder face as scully teases him)
AND his recitation to arthur dales of how many home runs mickey mantle hit with each hand
chatting with arthur dales and telling on himself when it comes to his feelings: “do you believe that love can make a man shapeshift?” “i guess… women change men all the time” “i’m not talking about women” (they then share hot dogs, pizza, and chinese takeout)
AND paying that little boy to help him surprise scully with the baseball date- sharing something that is both personal to him and plain fun with her
scully asks him what more he hopes to find in episode 22, and he answers “my sister” 💔 because that is still at the heart of every single action he does after all of this time… no matter which way the plot veers, who the bad guys of the week are, or where life leads him, it's always about samantha and that guilt he harbors over her
#the last one hurts. OUCH! sorry. it was a very good moment though.#also btw guys i am not a mulder hater lmao. look at the blog title.#you can't fault me for being weirded tf out by his sudden change in character this season since i have never seen the show before!#he goes from extreme lover to extreme hater and i can't pin down exactly why yet. because it hasn't been revealed. that's how plots work.#as much as i love this show and blog i do have a job and a life and other hobbies and will not engage in discourse.#regardless of his sometimes odd behavior this season he had a lot of really great moments too and i can't wait to see what happens next <3#i want more time of him queening out with arthur dales. get all the arthurs in one room. and add him.#he is deep down a lover boy and a loser (affectionate) and a man of Ancient Guilt which are traits i LOVE in a character#also i would pay real money to chat extinct animals with him. our interests align.#(cut to that fic i'll never finish where i make him geek out over the heath hen) yeah... <3#fox mulder#the x files#txf
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I’m not trying to glorify or romanticize whats happening in this country right now and i hope it doesnt come across like that but I can’t help looking around at how fucking deplorable everything is quickly getting and then seeing how quickly humanity can babd together under the boot of our oppressor and help one another as best we can and its kind of…rewiring my brain a little bit? Like yeah humanity can be despicable - look at those in power - but it can also be so caring and empathetic - look everywhere else.
Anyways I’m rethinking how the purge happened in Camelot. Druids and magic were a natural part of every day life in Albion. Yeah, Uther probably spread propaganda against magic users but there had to be a portion of the population that saw through it and defended magic users against Uther’s raids and executions as best they could. Camelot citizens following the knights out as they head to a Druid camp, as they get close enough the citizens shout out to warn the Druids and give them a headstart while getting between the knights and the Druids to give them time to get away.
Uther probably had all those citizens killed or heavily suppressed and controlled by fear so he could properly eradicate magic users from Camelot. I don’t think Camelot citizens just let it happen. I think they put up a fight as well but Uther had them killed and then propagandized them as enchanted by the druids/sorcerers or something to further stoke fear of magic
#bbc merlin#camelot#uther pendragon#the great purge#magic#druids#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#headcanon#head canon#hc#the reson why I say this is because of the ICE raids happening in the US rn#and how american citizens are banding together and telling each other to shout ‘la migra’ if they see ICE agents#to give those who need it time to get away#theres also people talking about getting in the way of the ICE agents or running as well to cause confusion and keep their attention split#so they don’t get as many people#like yeah god its fucking sick whats happening#but theres this small part inside me thats touched by how some people would easily and without question look out for others like that#even when the gov says otherwise bc who tf cares what the gov thinks?#fuck those puppets and the wealthy that have their hands up their asses
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He then realises with a certain gravity that Arthur Pendragon has not recognised the man in his reflection is a long, long time.
He can actually pinpoint the moment.
He was wandering the halls, just as he was now. He couldn’t have been more than nine summers old.
He remembers looking into the mirror and grinning, a wobbly, gap-toothed grin, he had been unsure of himself, but now he felt like he could fly. He had just unwrapped the bandage from his first ‘battle wound’. Squire trained had started that day, he had nicked himself on a sword.
That was before father actually began to acknowledge his existence and began getting very hurtful in his words.
An older Arthur looks back at him in the mirror, weathered and battle-worn, with too many scars to count, eyes red and face splotchy, he will hear no more of what his father has to say.
#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin#merlin#drabble#fanfic#angst#uther pendragon#prince arthur#king arthur#idk arthur’s grief is never really explored in the show#curse you writers once again#i hate uther pendragon with a passion oh my lord#i think all of his bad then contrasted with the like two whole times he was nice to arthur really is a great portrayal of a toxic#relationship because yeah if someone who had been awful to me and other people consistently for ages then turned around was like i love you#im proud of you i would not know what to do either#even worse when its his dad#i hate that man did i mention that before#the transition from knight to crown prince to king must have destroyed him#what no im not working through my own things via ff haha why would you say that
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idk if you still draw merlin art that much BUT ,
i always headcanon arthur with long hair for historical accuracy . what do u think of it? what long hair would you give hin?
i’m bad at focusing on multiple things at once which is why i tend to only post art of one thing for a few months straight but trust me i think about merlin and all my other interests All The Time…. i am always up to talk about them!!!
anyways i know this probably isn’t the answer anyone wants but. historical accuracy be damned i like his hair short…… if i Had to have it longer id want it like that scruffy haircut they almost gave him in s4ish? if i remember? i love a disheveled looking man <3 im sure thats not at all what you meant by long hair though haha
consolation arthur sketch for me not being a long hair person:

#hope to get to my other asks soon ive just been. very tired lately haha i appreciate them very much though#anotherchaoticidiot#i still have so so so many merlin wips#ask#anyways im biased to giving characters short hair idk i#i really like s3/4 merlin’s really short hair i dont think he gets enough appreciation :(#i see people make fun of arthurs haircut a lot but truly i love a boring man short haircut im so sorry shfkg#there are so many other characters i see drawn with long hair all the time and its great however im so. i lovw short hair…………..#merlin
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Haha I stole his hat

Eat shit Dutch it's mine now
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me, developing a cough because its the cold season: ahh, im channeling such arthur lester right now
#HE IS NOT BEATING THE TUBERCULOSIS ALLEGATIONS GUYS#if i had a nickel for every time a character named arthur had (and maybe died of. we'll see.) tuberculosis i would have two nickels#harlan saw rdr2 posting in the malevolent tag and went You Know What Would Be Fucking Hilarious#also we're getting a canon sick fic isnt that great#im so normal about this episode haha can you tell#malevolent spoilers#malevolent
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Arthur waits on a ghost train
#arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan rdr2#rdr2#Arthur Morgan exploring#huh?#Arthur having a great time#Arthur FEELING WELL IN CHAPTER TWO!#been out gettin deer and pronghorn#making an honest living
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Genuinely desperate for Lily to by Lilith, especially in the context of part 46, where the way light, parenting, love, and other themes are twisted in the same episode that starts with John’s reflections on Lily. Plus it adds a lot of depth and potential exploration for the themes of monstrosity vs humanity, parenthood, selfhood, and so on. So ya, please please please be Lilith
#It’s not like we actually hv spent time with her before even though John’s time with Lily has been made so important#So why not use the mystery of it for some sillies <3#Just thinking of the way John and Arthur would react brings way too much joy#malevolent#malevolent podcast#lilith malevolent#lily malevolent#Plus it’s just girlboss of Lilith and I think Kayne would be having a great time knowing that shit
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Here, have Arthur getting to know Yellow's tentacle dick in depth (with some encouragement from John, for good measure).
This is, of course, a censored version. You can see the original here on Pillowfort or here on Bluesky~
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Somewhere around when I started to throw shadows on the initial doodle I thought this would be a grand opportunity to do a study in thick fluids (mostly studying Calm's art, an absolute master at fluids rendering, imho), hence the amount of goo in this piece.
I'm pretty happy with the end result, I've learned a ton, and we all got a very messy Arthur out of it :D
#masked#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#tentacle#fluids#seriously there's a lot of fluids there#and that is absolutely not a run of the mill dick#it's all happily consensual tho the lads are having a great time#john doe malevolent#yellow malevolent#malevart#myart#allmyart
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Doing Big Boy shit.
#Yeah I've decided he's allowed to do big jumps now. Not too many times. But time to intro the spread and double and the wall#AAC does also have the broad jump but my club doesn't have one. I think only one venue in the area does. But it's also in CKC rally so#we'll be able to train on one at some point#Anyway I'm pleased with how effortless his jump looked on this. I have been worrying that he just isn't a great jumper but#I think it was a combo of puppy sillies and laziness that had him jumping bad. we've also done work on actual jumping skills so that helped#agility#arthur#video
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