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*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like “I guess I’ll watch that show” can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

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happy days to the people that don’t celebrate, have a difficult time finding joy, or have difficult families during the holidays! you’ll get through it and be onto a new year (thank goodness)!

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the ocean as a metaphor ALWAYS slaps. the ocean as a hungry force that wants to consume you? the ocean as something vast and unknowable, like a god itself? the ocean as freedom and liberation? the ocean as the mysteries of the self? the ocean as love? never fails to get me

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma

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Please be patient. I'm trying very hard to be A Person™ but it's really difficult for me, and I'm not particularly good at it. There was no tutorial and the rules seem wildly inconsistent.

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they need to make a pocket dimension you can hide in where time doesn't pass and everything is soft

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Harlan Guthrie: And for this Christmas, I give you...Arthur dislocating his arm again and needing to reset it, all while feeling like he wants to lay down and die!🥳

Fans: 😨

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SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RQ TO THE MALEV LISTENERS.

ARTHUR LESTER, A CARRIER OF PLAGUE, BOUND TO A BEING FROM THE AFTERLIFE, IS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH *THREE OTHER INDIVIDUALS* TO INITIATE THE DAY OF WRATH.

ARTHUR LESTER.

IS A HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

SPECIFICALLY, THE BIBLICAL HORSEMAN OF DEATH WHICH DOUBLES AS PESTILENCE AND IS FOLLOWED BY AN EMBODIMENT OF HELL.

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The Sorrowful Truth

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woe more Malevolent art be upon yee

Tintin meme beloved

(would’ve had this done on wednesday but! it’s been a rough week)

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medically accurate muscle chart:

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crazy how most of us made friends on here because we were going insane about the same 2 freaks at the same time. like oh you’re up thinking about them too?