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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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the flesh is willing. the flesh is also eepy.

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meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

how does one be normal

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how does one be normal

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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Evrard “Investing in like 20 trapdoors was a great idea, actually” Malevolent bonus panel under the cut:

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I keep seeing people responding to the executive order Trump signed defining biological sex as being fixed at conception, and everyone's making the same joke that it means all Americans are women now because all embryos develop as female at first (hence male nipples).

However, since the order declared biological sex to be based on what gametes (sex cells i.e. sperm or egg) one produces, then that obviously means that no one has a biological sex since no one produces gametes at conception. Congrats Trump! Everyone's non-binary now.

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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Thinking about Chance and Shadow qpr again...

Literally the only canonical queer platonic relationship I've seen in any media ever. I love how casually it was brought up and how it was brought up a few seasons after everyone was debating if they were dating or not. I love how it was brought up because Chance was commenting on how annoying it is to have to explain to people what that is. I love how they sometimes partake in things that are generally seen as romantic, but they still continue to be respected as queerplatonic.

In short: they're so so so special to me and I love them so so much <3

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borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

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steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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oooohhhh ok. the more you deny yourself the more you lose yourself

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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

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"Is human nature inherently good or evil" Human nature is inherently that of a big, awkward ape. Our nature is to love eating and sleeping. Everything else is stuff we made up later.