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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

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on. Tungle???

on tungle

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absolutely fucked up that somatization is a thing. what do you mean anxiety is real and CAN hurt me

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How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

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I want a little coffee drink and $450,000

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i’m so tired of the argument "well, larian isn’t fixing wyll or adding content for him because he’s boring and not a fan favorite anyway." like, let’s actually use our brains for a second. why isn’t he a fan favorite? because he’s "boring"? and why’s he boring? because he’s missing a ton of content. i had him in my party the entire playthrough of my karlach romance (in my head they became besties, which is literally the only reason why him going to avernus with her even makes sense), and he’s from baldur’s gate, he’s the son of the duke. he’s directly tied to the main story more than any other companion and STILL he barely has anything to say about anything. on top of that, the game forces us as the player to make the most improbable, personal decisions for him. and before anyone comes for me with "well, it’s the same for other companions" — no, it’s not. with others, you can support their choices, but you don’t straight up decide their fate for them. why the hell are we the ones choosing whether wyll saves his own father or not? it makes no sense. that’s such a deeply personal decision that he should be making.

anyway, point is, he’s not a fan favorite because larian made him "boring". he has the least dialogue of anyone, and it’s 100% their fault. and the second we ask for even the tiniest wyll crumbs, hell, even just bug fixes, they act like he doesn’t exist. it’s honestly so frustrating.

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I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

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wish my sinuses had a tumblr acc arthur lester bodypart style so i could send them anon hate for what they are putting me through

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

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honestly expecting every single random person on tungle to read your dni list before interacting with any of your posts is. a bit crazy methinks

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oh yeah if you wanna date me you have to defeat my seven evil alters

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being immortal and having DID must be crazy. yeah our boy Carlos hasn't fronted in 300 years and just woke up to the sound of Uptown Funk and started screaming

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you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'