#like....good LORD this pisses me off

[eyes-above--the-waves]

Look...I UNDERSTAND the point of the media asking questions, but to essentially ask someone who JUST lost a really important game that ended their season in a heartbreaker whether he wants his friends to be traded during the offseason is the most fucking obnoxious thing.

"Do you want the core to stay together?"

The FUCK is he supposed to say? No?? Leave him the fuck alone!

[spidehpig]

the sharp inhale raphael does when you tell him to paint you a picture cracks me up so bad. bro couldn’t wait to give his little theatrical number.

[dykevanny]

Sorry the mimic just fucking sucks

[batboopp]

one of the most surprising part of finally joining the batman fandom was reading older comics and finding out that this guy wasn’t an abusive monster (at least in most comic runs) but was just some obviously mentally ill suicidal guy who’s continuously indulged and even manipulated (sometimes) by his closest friends and remaining family to jump off of buildings and sob to the ptsd induced hallucinations of his dead parents and kids he glimpses in the mirror

this is an alfred hatepost lowkey. like alfreds whole reasoning was ‘well I just wasn’t ready to be a father (i abandoned one kid already it really wouldn’t be difficult to do it again) and bruce was sooo hard to deal with 🥺 (i don’t even parent him in any meaningful way)’

Alfred is literally like “hmm schizophrenic 14 year old child. lets let him go talk and train with assassins and murderer detectives to figure out his ‘true self’ since he very obviously doesn’t want the nonexistent encouragement and help I’ve totally been giving. I’ll even pack his suitcases because THAT couldn’t send any wrong ideas to the kid I repeatedly tell to grow up and learn about life.” and he expects him to come back to Alfred’s expectation of ‘normal’???

don’t even get me started with his whole ‘indulging the continuous cycle of robins’ thing. Bruce is like “wow let’s get this kiddo to a foster home with emotionally stable people who can properly raise him” while Alfred is already picking out the fabrics to sew the robin costumes. like worstie you started the cycle of emotional unavailability and crappy parenting!!!!! you (and a lot of people in the fandom included) can’t keep blaming that on just Bruce forever!!!

[unfotp]

FUCKING DESPISE Jiang Cheng APOLOGISING TO Wei Wuxian HE WOULDN'T HE WOULD NEVER EVER

he shouldn't have to either. tell me what he did wrong. this man didn't kill him. this man didn't break any promises to go fuck the nearest Lan. Rebuilt his own sect. ON HIS OWN. obviously people helped But you promised to help and then You didn't. You DIED and when you came back DIDN'T EVEN VISIT. believed rumours about your own little brother. Refused to trust him for who is INSTEAD AGAIN CHOOSING THE NEAREST LAN.

stop making Jiang Cheng apologise he wouldn't!! and FOR WHAT ???

[lipstickontheglass1985]

HEALING CANCELLED I JUST FOUND OUT SHE LOCKED ME OUT OF HER PRIVATE INSTAGRAM

[crayonurchin]

Doing between 3-5 birthday parties every weekend means I get to see a lot of different people doing different types of parties, and this includes Instagram style parties.

For the record as long as the kids are happy and safe, do whatever the hell you want. It literally doesn't matter just give the kid a happy birthday and everything else is irrelevant.

However if you are prioritising how your party looks to others over your kiddo on their special day, then it's a problem.

The frustration I feel over kids in expensive outfits who can't play incase they get dirty, or kids being torn away from games I'm running to take a thousand photos with their parents friends, or kids who clearly don't like whatever theme the parents chose yet the parents doesn't care because the party is more for their followers than their baby, is immense. I can't say anything, all I can do is try to make sure the birthday kiddo is having some fun.

But here's the fun revenge.

I have gone to so many 'white' and 'beige' aesthetic parties. You'll have seen them, all white aesthetic that looks amazing in pictures but is depressing as hell at a 6 year olds birthday party. There is an infamous set of white ball pits and white bouncy castles and white soft play that I constantly see rented out for these events.

You know what's great about those all white rentals? It takes one kid with a runny nose to make every picture of that bouncy castle look nasty. You know what my job is? To run birthday parties. You know what I have the power to do?

Have the kids run about getting muddy and dusty and filthy then send them all screaming into the EXTREMELY easy to stain bouncy castle and decorations and 'accidentally' make all the photos the parents are so concerned about look awful.

Yes it's petty but god lord is it hilarious watching then boil red with rage but not be able to do shit about it without looking insane because screaming at children for playing at a birthday party is generally not a good look

[bibleofficial]

on a date w a guy that has the same name as my brother & i’ve had the first (CONSENSUAL) drink since i detoxed in feb

[kokoinupi]

i watched the 2007 rgg movie tonight just to see what its like and i have a lot to say about it but for now i just doodled my favorite scene bc i could not handle it

[orcelito]

Having lost my cat, my uncle, my great grandmother, my grandma's best friend (& one of the people who helped raise me), AND my dad all within the span of 9 months,

I have little sympathy for people who use deaths as an excuse to be an asshole. I get it, it sucks. Get the fuck over it. Your grief is not an excuse to treat others like shit. What the fuck.

[waywardsalt]

dungeons in linear loz games made you feel stupid because you’d sometimes be wandering without a clue until stumbling over a little detail you’d overlooked; dungeons in totk make you feel stupid because they hardly seem to trust that you have any more than very basic problem-solving skills

[lemonlimestar]

everyday i get a little more grateful for conner when i remember what kon’s other civilian names could’ve been... CARL???? ON GOD???? CONAL???? ARE U FOR REAL????

[mcflyy-rules]

Mission Impossible 7 spoilers

Adding this:

Fun fact: I don’t like Ilsa. I’m not an Ilsa stan. I like the movies for other things than Ilsa. She’s actually my least favorite character (not of the whole franchise, but of the last few movies) don’t get me wrong, she’s badass, and she means a lot to Ethan, which is great. But like. I watched Mission: Impossible for Tom Cruise and because I was a HUGE fan of the original television series. Im less upset about Ethan’s choice and more upset that that was the way they decided to go with their storyline. In a perfect world, neither of them would’ve died, but Ilsa made her choice to save Grace. Good on her. Ethan deserves better than that, I think he and Ilsa would’ve made a good match. That’s what I’m getting at. I think killing her was unfair, I don’t want Ethan Hunt to have to make that choice and I don’t want him to be an awful person.

[levinbolts]

crying laughing at the fact that cid once snuck into the crystal mines in oriflamme to try to destroy the mothercrystal on his own, ran into dion (who is a whole 21 years younger than him and probably a teenager at the time) and then ran for his life FROM dion bc he nearly primed and took his head off as if he isn’t also a dominant😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he just KNEW he couldn’t beat bahamut and said FUCK that im out sorry !!!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

one in a million when i watch smthing in the horror genre and don't end up disappointed to/and/or pissed off about it so like "also yeah i liked it. ooo" is like relative to that an off the charts rave review of media of the millennium. also i did think about mh a lot along the way so would recommend its affect/effect if you like mh's horror too

[bl00dh0rs3]

watching that 8 hour video debunking every single shallow complaint/"criticism" people have abt avatar... ough. Delicious ❤