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unfotp · 1 year ago

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FUCKING DESPISE Jiang Cheng APOLOGISING TO Wei Wuxian HE WOULDN'T HE WOULD NEVER EVER

he shouldn't have to either. tell me what he did wrong. this man didn't kill him. this man didn't break any promises to go fuck the nearest Lan. Rebuilt his own sect. ON HIS OWN. obviously people helped But you promised to help and then You didn't. You DIED and when you came back DIDN'T EVEN VISIT. believed rumours about your own little brother. Refused to trust him for who is INSTEAD AGAIN CHOOSING THE NEAREST LAN.

stop making Jiang Cheng apologise he wouldn't!! and FOR WHAT ???

#jc my boy #theres a part of me going maybe for whipping him with zidian.#and like LMAO no #i would also hit someone with an electric whip if they came back to life AND DIDN'T COME TO ME #deserved actually #no one tell me about wwx and his fucked up trauma with yzy and the whip #he cares about it less than you #HE TOLD HIS BROTHER IT WAS JUST HIS DUTY #likeoooooooh #pissed me off #chengxian #sorry is only in jc vocabulary for Jin ling #hes a sect leader he Cannot politically apologise ever #good lord #keep seeing unfuck you or whatever #HE DID NO WRONG #ogmdzs

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koobiie · 9 months ago

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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everythingwasnormalhere · 8 months ago

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me #but she still thinks it is soo #but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon #asexual #aromantic #<- for reach #edit: ...its censored because i want to btw #like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do #ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao #im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo

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tawnysoup · 14 days ago

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#stp spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp dragon #stp the princess and the dragon #I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK #i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was #and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you #anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria #thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp #slay the princess #stp princess #stp the long quiet #my animations #my art #EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner

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doccywhomst · 5 months ago

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coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

#like this .child boutta be {display:none; visibility: hidden} lmao #htmlcoding #html css #coding

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evidently-endless · 9 months ago

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#sorry im bored of the same tags on this lmao #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd.#i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist!#something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

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s0up1ta · 6 months ago

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toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

#currently obsessed with these two #they're all over my fyp dude #UPDATE: GUYS I WATCHED IT IT WAS SO GOOD #old tags ->#should really sit down and watch gravity falls in its entirety-#i only ever made it like halfway through it years ago and consumed the rest through osmosis lmao #anyways just wanted to try my hand at drawing this old man #gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #the book of bill #gravity falls fanart #billford #s0up1tart

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captainbee66 · 2 months ago

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I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

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lylahammar · 7 months ago

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My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰

#also I actually drew this in like. March lmao #I just kept telling myself I was gonna do a full painting of them in their natural environment and then I kept putting it off #until I realized I didn't actually wanna do that 😂 maybe someday if I get a chance to make that book then I'll do it #my art #unicorn #junicorn #speculative biology #unicorn art

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wasabi-gumdrop · 9 months ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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napping-sapphic · 4 months ago

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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know #also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well #and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy #which is why i seized the chance to post this #because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep #pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it #im gay and i like sleeping

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st-just · 18 days ago

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I admit I always find it funny when people whose entire business is media give on-the-record quotes that sound this much like the villain of a movie about hosting a charity talent show to save the beloved local library.

#random internet stuff #shitposting #as a matter of principle I support the success of all non-big 5 publishers that aren't truly loathsome or atypically abusive #but like lmao c'mon

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blaithnne · 2 months ago

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