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heartofhubris-a · 2 years ago

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Anyway old bigoted men are a fucking lost travesty.

#like openly speaking as a may/december relationship enjoyer....#genuinely gross how some old men are. Some would be hot if they had a single secodn of lvoe in them #so many old dicks that aren't getting sucked bc they're pieces of shit #like. Bare basics?#*sigh*#Like it's their loss #I CAN just move down the bar until i find a dude but it's still SAD

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ardri-na-bpiteog · 10 months ago

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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

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mynnthia · 8 months ago

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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him #what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes #bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him #and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good #even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here #but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online #(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline #mynn.txt #dm text #crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so

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lilbreadbun · 1 month ago

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And then I noticed that jinx’s balloon she flies in on has bunny ears painted on it. And markings on the side to match her little goggles

Pain. Suffering even

#arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane jinx #isha arcane #a lot of people were complaining that isha barely gets a mention in act 3 #but like #she's the catalyst for basically everything jinx does in this act #she inspires jinx to become the version of herself that she believed in #and for jinx to make the sacrifice she did in the end #in the same way that isha did #with a smile on her face #like isha is all over this act #without the show shoving it in your face or trying to exploit her death in a cheap way #also jinx not to criticize but when did u have the time for all that #like the end is nigh but also lemme get a fun little accent piece on my war balloon

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batshaped · 9 months ago

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the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them

previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag

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ask-the-rag-dolly · 3 months ago

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anyways good episode

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc ragatha #tadc caine #[ ooc ]#[ doodles ]#can you tell who my second fave is #the scene with caine having an existential crisis over not being good at the only thing he's coded to do is funny to me because #i've been thinking of an au where ragatha and caine are the only people swapped - basically ragatha's the ai and caine's a human now #and ai ragatha's problem was literally That ; just not being good at the one thing you're supposed to do #like fuckin hell turns out if you swap these two there's barely any meaningful change /silly

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bet-on-me-13 · 4 months ago

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Lex is Vlad reincarnated

So! Lex Luther, the greatest person to ever exist, had recently made a discovery.

A few weeks ago, a Cult of moronic simpletons had managed to kidnap him. Him! All for some stupid Demonic ritual where they sacrifice the wealthiest man they could find in return for something meaningless like "No More Poverty" or "No More Starvation".

He had survived, of course, and was unfortunately save by Supermoron.

But before the Man of Steel had busted in, he overheard something from the Cultists. Apparently they had chosen him for more than just his wealth, there was something more about his Soul that they were after. It felt "Divine", as if he had the soul of a God stuffed in a Mortal's body.

And obviously it must be correct. He was already the most intelligent man in the world, One of the wealthiest, and held more political power than any single man on the planet, so of course "God in disguise" was the next logical addition to that List.

Over the next few weeks he studied and prepared.

He needed to make sure that his efforts would be rewarded, that those Cultists had been correct about him despite their idiocy.

After buying up as many Magical Artifacts as he could related to Identity and Soul, he tested himself on Each and Every One. And Lo and Behold, he is truly a God.

Well, the Reincarnation of One. Apparently this was common in immortal beings such as himself, reincarnating themselves into mortal bodies as a sort of Vacation from their Duties. All he needed to do now was find a way to regain his Memories and Power without dying, and he would truly become a God On Earth.

A few more weeks of Preparation, and he was ready.

Apparently the Manchild of Steel had caught onto his plan in that time. His Ego probably couldn't bear another God living in the same City as himself, so he tried to stop Lex's plans of Ascension. Thankfully, in his research he had discovered his Rival's vulnerability to Magical Attacks, and set up countermeasures for him and his Breakfast Club should they attempt to interfere.

He stepped into the Ritual Circle, and began his Ascension to Godhood.

Try as they might, the League could not foil his plans this time. The Ritual Circle lit up with a sickly green light, and expanded to cover his entire body. The Ritual began to finally complete itself.

He had Won.

...

Oh.

...

Vlad stood at the center of the circle for a few moments. He took in all his Memories of his most recent Life, and Facepalmed so hard he was sure The Badger heard it back in the Realms.

Ten Tousand Years of Therapy specifically to curb his egotistical tendencies, and That is how he decides to spend his most recent Life? Acting as a Billionare Supervillain attacking a well meaning Hero for nothing less than Ego?! He even Cloned them!? Had he learned NOTHING!?!?

"Careful Team, we don't know how powerful he is now." He heard his current Nemesis say.

Oh right...they were still there.

He didn't really feel like explaining everything to them, and he technically still had about 40 years left on his Vacation...

He simply turned his back to them, flew back to his Mansion, turned back into his Human Form, and set about his Day. Maybe he could right a few of the wrongs he had done on this life?

It would certainly throw his current Nemesis for a loop. And while he may not Hate him anymore, he definitely still liked to Mess with him.

Maybe this would be more entertaining than he thought?

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Vlad is Lex #Vlad reincarnated as Lex #He is absolutely embarrassed at how egotistical he was in this life #He is still just as Dramatic as Lex #But now he is doing it for good reasons #He likes to mess with Superman a lot because he still has some time on his Vacation #He pays for a Statue to commemorate Superman #He has an Interview where he fully supports Superman with his favorite Journalist Clark Kent #He even starts sending Child Support to Superman #He basically just goes back to living as Lex but without the Massive Ego #Also better morals but just barely #Superman is tearing his hair out trying to figure out his Angle #He succeeded in becoming a God #And then he just went back fo life as normal but less Evil?#The Lex he knew would never do that #He must be planning something #Maybe #Surely he must be right?

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number1abbasupporter · 1 year ago

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Sirius: i’m gay

James: that’s cool mate

James: everyone has gay thoughts though

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: boy do i have news for you

#i love the trope of bisexuals not realizing that not everyone has gay thoughts #it’s so funsies #this was basically inspired by the hand that feeds #my first fic i read 😍#there was a scene kinda like this but i def think it was diff #i barely remember #marauders era #marauders #james potter #sirius black #bisexual james potter #remus lupin #james & peter & remus & sirius #hp marauders #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes

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autumn-may · 2 months ago

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terrisas really funny ithink

#kingdom hearts #kh #my art #image id in alt #kh fanart #Saix #saïx #isa #terra #kh terra #terrisa #Moonrocks #<-? I think people call them that sometimes. I think its cute #Kh saix #kh saïx #kh isa #Not tagging this xemsai because its only a little bit about it. I mean xemsais the joke but ykwim #Ok for real though ive been thinking about them these last few weeks and actually they're really cool 2me #Like theres whole “came back wrong” dynamic since isa remembers everything and terras basically a whole different person #And adding onto that saix and xemnas relationship wasnt exactly. Normal. So i could totally see something like isa-#-subconsciously reverting back to how he acted in kh2 while terras like ‘? You dont have to do that?” And like theyre both AFFECTED by-#-xemnas but in different ways and terra can see how xemnas was through isa and augh #Anyway. This is still an akusai house but i think isa can have an unhealthy one sided attachment to a person he barely knows out of their-#-resemblance to someone he ‘sacrificed himself to’ (kh character files words not mine).#It improves the biodiversity.#terraisa

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breadmecoshy · 1 year ago

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Kokichi in its usual manifestation

I like both the dynamics of Shuichi x Kokichi and the dynamics of Kaito x Kokichi, but with regard to Kaito and Kokichi, I can never bring myself not to think that Kokichi was REALLY afraid of Kaito, and Kaito REALLY gave him a reason to be afraid of him

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itslilacokay · 5 months ago

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idea!

more in op tags for those that see this post reblogged (unless reblogger included the ideatags)

#alan becker #animator vs animation #ava #ava tco #ava the chosen one #ava tsc #ava the second coming #ava yellow #OKAY tagsplaining time #so basically my idea was that tco was unaware that he was in rocketcorp #and also unaware that hes being watched and/or kept an eye on via the box #victim purposefully made sure chosen doesnt see the box's door open #keeping chosen unaware of whats outside or the fact he could escape at any moment if he was quick enough to run through that door #(even though hed most likely get paused again before he could go anywhere else)#because if chosen knew there was a way to get out it was most likely that he would just. want to leave and not cooperate more #but since he DOESNT know... sure he still wants to leave but to him there is seemingly no way out and the only other thing there is victim #sure the box door opened when victim got the memory scanner but then again tcos face was on the floor or something (view the box 12:45)#so he wouldnt be able to see that #hed hear something yeah but the box's door barely makes a noise so its prooobably unlikely tco would think that a door just opened #this idea is so so fun teeheehee #lilacsart

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lefthandarm-man · 7 months ago

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Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanoff The Avengers (2012)

matching each others freak

#marveledit #dailymarvelgifs #steverogersedit #blackwidowedit #steve rogers #natasha romanoff #black widow #captain america #the avengers #my gifs #another one baby #this came along a lot easier and faster #helps that it was all one scene so i could do basically the same coloring and stuff #anyways i love this scene it makes me fucking crazy #i love these two im so sad about what happened to them individually but also as a duo #they barely know each other at this point in the avengers but steve totally goes with her completely bonkers idea to hitch a ride on one #of the aliens?? like shes out of her mind #shes not enhanced or anything either the way steve is like yeah shes a badass and very capable but shes also very much human #but he doesnt argue with her at all he sees her throughline and is like well she wouldnt suggest it if she couldnt pull it off #and his like.... awestruck look as she zooms away...... i know he thinks shes so cool #i just love them i love nat and steve as friends i love their dynamic #i dont ship them romantically but like. i do get it

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p4nishers · 1 year ago

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can't believe tom hiddleston ACTUALLY interrupted the interviewer to say "one last thing, i think mobius is loki's friend and i don't think loki has ever had a friend before" like king. i love how u felt the need to add that truly

#he's so PASSIONATE about them oh my god like im sorry but w sylki he was literally STRUGGLING to put sentences together and get his meaning #across but with loki he's literally just. rambling for a full five minutes barely taking a breath like he's so likes them together SO much #him interrupting the interviewer after half of a minute was so funny like u can see he's not paying any attention he needs to get this one #little thing in and what he says is just so sweet and i really love how he emphasis that mobius is loki's first friend basically every time #he talks about them bc he knows how very important this relationship is to loki and he wants to get that across. bbg always pulling thru for #us he's a real one #loki season 2 #loki series #mobius m mobius #lokius #loki #tom hiddleston

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robotpussy · 8 months ago

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Megan Thee Stallion via IG

#megan thee stallion #i hope we get to see the temple run/crash bandicoot style outfit because we barely saw it!! i only remember the red pants!#the scenes where she had this on were the best like #she always looks like someone out of of a comic or a video game 🫶🫶#adding tekken to the tags cause shes basically chritie monteiro but. serpant woman #tekken

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crxwes · 15 days ago

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Hello! I hate doing this but my rabbit needs surgery and while I can't afford the more extensive procedure, I'll try my best to pay for the more urgent one , it's about 3.5k~

So if you'd like a commission or just share this post it would mean a lot! Thank you 🫶

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