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I am so normal about Pickman and Hancock like I am totally cool and normal about them (I'm not) (I need to be stopped) (You need to put me down like a dog)
#they are THE toxic yaoi#nobody understands this but me#they hate each other so much...#but they also have lima syndrome and stockholm syndrome respectively#they are the most least healthy couple in the commonwealth#fallout 4#fo4#hancock#john hancock#pickman#pickman x hancock#is this a rarepair#like whats the ship name
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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.
#shitpost#house md#malpractice md#gregory house#hate crimes md#robert chase#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#idk if theirs a ship name for them#but house x wilson x cuddy#allison cameron#i didn't mention foreman#but hes there#he falls in love with Chase after accidentally finding his OF#thirteen uses Tumblr#like she has a Tumblr accent#and house definitely knows what Tumblr is#and definitely notices
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um, can you play a song with a beat?
#cassandra cain#batgirl#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#this was born bc i thought “casscass” was a funny ship name and was trying to decide if i thought they would ever actually go out#and what made the most sense to me was#post- the casskon experiment w boys cass experiments with girls by going on a date with cassie#who is superficially similar to kon (lol)#but tbh i dont think it would last (though they would part amicably)#also can i say? i saw ppl making jokes about butch kon re: casskon and now that i actually read it its almost explicity just#cass trying out dating a boy due to her insecurities about being “normal” and then after like 2 issues decides shes not into it#like you dont need to invent a headcanon to square that w lesbian cass??#casskon#casscass#kon el#conner kent#superboy#comic#comics#dc#dc comics#batgirl 2000#2024#<- when i drew it#cassiecass
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Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬
#yes fyodor literally called dazai by name a second ago what of it#WHY did he say it like that!! ''atsushi i'm going home to sleep come with me 😘'' WHAT#i don't even know if this should count as ship art it reads more like fyodor's obsession with dazai grasping at straws to bounce back#up next: fyodor's past flirting with natsume TRUST dazai was the also a bounceback bf#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd spoilers#bsd manga spoilers#bsd 119#bsd atsushi#bsd nakajima atsushi#bsd fyodor#bsd fyodor dostoyevsky#nawy's comics#i tried to get something out of this comic but i have so much trouble being funny these days i'm so dissatisfied with everything😔
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In his shadow
#my art aha#interview with the vampire#IWTV#the vampire chronicles#tvc#the vampire lestat#tvl#Armand#nicolas de lenfent#nickimand#nickistat#armandstat#lesmand#though I don’t like that ship name#nickimandstat#that’s my word for them idk what other people say. they probably don’t say it often#evil theatre yaoi#that’s my new name for it#lestat de lioncourt#forgot him
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Maybe should've tried harder for that scholarship
#I'm. like. sorry#spent ten minutes thinking if i should post this#they were uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh working on their boat idk#what au is this ? idk man just take it#why are they so beefy ? who cares#fiddleford thats who#poor guy (hes living my dream)#anyway#needed to get this out of my system yadda yadda#gravity falls#SO SORRY THIS IS MY FIRST CONTRIBUTION TO THE FANDOM#and yet#standford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#obssessed w the ppl who tag him by his full government name#fiddlestan#fiddauthor#OBVIOUSLY I DONT SHIP STAN AND FORD
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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT
#dead plate#rody lamoree#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rodince#rodincent#my art#i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was#aksjdhf#also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#thankfully at least tumblr allows edits#anyways#rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh#also little story time lol#when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with#we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us#kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation#one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳#i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO#thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah
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We are two sides of the same coin
#squid game#seong gihun#hwang in ho#seong gi hun x hwang in ho#seong gi hun x oh young il#seong gi hun x front man#457#look im not saying i want gi-hun to be the next front man. it'll be genuinely bad writing if he does please GOD no.#but what i AM saying is that i want in-ho to try and force the promotion on him through homoerotic psychological warfare.#the whole season in ho was like “lemme show you the inherent selfishness in humanity pookie” and i demand more of that energy in season 3#and also im sorry but you can't give me asian hannigram and expect me to not be obsessed come on now#also whoever came up with the ship name 457 lemme kiss you on the mouth
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i hate perspective. happy new years also
#i wanted to do something with j as a new years post but didnt have the patience to actually get it done#so instead i just went with what i was already drawing#nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi#finally i've been able to draw this robo god damn ship#it has been clouding my mind for MONTHS#and i've finally been able to draw it#trying to color and slightly shade for the first time in. a while#violentbitingbiscuits#nuvi#nuziv#theres five hundred names for this ship dude#can you fandom people get it together and just settle on one#drew half of this last night and the other half today and surprisingly did not hate what i got done yesterday#amazing. can my mind do that for all my other art instead of despising it once a 5 hour timer is up#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#i love the concept that uzi crumples like tissue paper when given any affection#v pfp is an old sketch i dont think i posted on here dont mind it
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Squid game + text posts: Hwang In-ho & Seong Gi-hun 1/?
#squid game#squidgameedit#hwang in-ho#seong gi-hun#the frontman#front man#lee byung hun#lee jung jae#sgtp#457#ginho#inhun#why does this ship have so many names#why am i so goddamn obsessed with them#what is in this ship#i need to chew on them like a dog on a toy#and shake them violently#uuuhghghgh#my stuff
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iknow my comics are ugly please just hear me out
#So me and my friend were talking about ‘whos the most likely to’ with ratiorine#and she asked ‘whos the most likely to confess first?’#and i said Nobody. Theyre both doomed forever. Unless it happens on accident.#and this is what i imagined#★ my art#art#honkai star rail#should i tag ratio even if hes not here#hsr aventurine#ill tag ratio because his husband is here#hsr dr ratio#hsr topaz#ratiorine#aventio#Someone reblogged my post with the tag golden ratio.#golden ratio hsr????#excuse me???#why are yall making new ship names without me. How DARE you be so creative without me in the room.#GET BACK HERE#i can literally talk about these two for hours im so serious its getting bad like it already was bad but now its worse
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Author’s note: Hey guys! Due to some recent life changes (messy breakup with my boyfriend, turned evil) I’m gonna have to put this fic (“Forbidden Love - A Master Chief x Arbiter Story”) on hiatus. Hopefully I can get back to it soon!! Thanks >_<
theghostofmirandakeyes commented: this is buIIshit
#this is more lonescribble territory but this is what cortana was doing for all those years#lonescribble#halo#cortana#charbiter#why does chief x arbiter have a definitive tag but not cortana x john. this says a lot about our society#actually no i can guess why i think the people who are more likely to ship charbiter are used to ship names
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homestuck was so perfect for autistic teenagers bc it took characters being sorted into categories and having Attributes to its absolute extreme. forget four hogwarts houses, every character has their associated colour their zodiac sign their associated animal their dream planet their god tier class and aspect their typing quirk their pesterchum handle their weapon their planet of x and y, as well as each of them having a handful of other very quantifiable Personality Traits and Interests (e.g. this one is a clown this one is angry this one likes fashion this one is just rufio from hook for some reason) and THEN they all also have their respective ancestors and dancestors(?)(plucked that word from my memory) who have all of those things as WELL
and god not to mention the fucking quadrant system
as a 13-15 year old autistic kid i didnt even need homestuck to have a plot i just happily made a big big spreadsheet of character attributes in my brain
#just endless endless personality quiz opportunities#and remember those big big shipping grids of all the characters where u could fill in what type of romance u shipped them as…..#i can feel the cogs whirring in my brain even now#categories!!!!! love them#homestuck#had to go back and add even more categories after i checked homestuck wiki#there were so many#and like. each name having the exact same amount of letters? the pesterchum handles all being some combo of GCAT??#413 and 612 working their way into fucking everything????#unfortunately i think andrew hussie won autism
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ayo hurt/comfort John/Noel anyone ??????
#sorry these are all over the place I’ve been collecting these for like a month n a half#anyway OBSESSED WITH THEMMM#GHHUUUUUHHHHGG#LIKE ??? JOHN NOT KNOWING HOW TO COMFORT NOEL WHEN HES HAVING KIY NIGHTMARES#BC HE FEELS GUILTY FOR WHAT HAPPENED EVEN THO HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING AND HE FEELS LIKE HE DOESNT DESERVE TO COMFORT HIMMMMMMM#GRRGHHHHH#it’s okay Noel just wants him to kiss him about it#malevolent#malevolent fanart#john malevolent#john doe#noel malevolent#charlie dowd#smoking gun#<- I will change the ship name someday I’m not entirely happy with my optionsssss#OH YEAH OSCARS THERE#oscar malevolent#the sillies
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two guys enter a closet
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#john egbert#dave strider#johndave#davejohn#pepsicola#admin draws#fanart#somethign really fun about . john being the tune and dave being the beat. free melody plus rhythm. breath and time.#that was my thought behind the 1st one at least#this post? texan in oregon. next post? oregonian in texas.#sighs. ive been influenced. theyve been on my mind#see this is what happens when i listen to people who passionately argue a case for a ship i jump on board#its not like i wasnt a johndave girlie before but the emptiness of my tag prior to this phase of homestucking speaks volumes#now tho? theyre good. theyre real good. and my palate cleanser between fkn. alpha morons that shall not be named#i like them ogk. egbertcrockers with many moles and striders with pizza faces. is something i should draw more#i need to get better at drawing acne and acne scarring
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take some epic doodles in these trying times
#epic#epic: the musical#epic the musical#epic fanart#vengeance saga#jorge rivera herrans#calypso#antinous#antilypso#whats the ship name??#idk but blame irunaki for making me like the ship#penelope#scylla#ares#athena#hermes#hera#art#fanart#ophii#ophii draws things
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