#like sirs👀

[sleepanonymous]

This is already everywhere I'm sure, but I want it on my blog 🥹 My heart at 6:06 shattered.

[artsyco3xist]

"Care To Join Me?"

[avocadoraisin]

Sawville PD reporting for dooty

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield for Sky TV

[sysig]

Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

Bonus:

He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

[pvffinsdaisies]

Never forgive anyone who called Scotland ugly when he became canon bc have you not seen this man’s thighs, ass & tits??

[slythereen]

985 bookmarks??? none of you are seeing heaven!

[mobius-m-mobius]

#he's so fluffy i'm gonna die.gif 😭💖

[see-arcane]

Jack when narrating about telling Mina about the mens' attack on Dracula in London:

she grew snowy white at times when danger had seemed to threaten her husband, and red at others when his devotion to her was manifested

Mina blushing at Jonathan's acts of devotion omg...

When we came to the part where Harker had rushed at the Count so recklessly, she clung to her husband’s arm, and held it tight as though her clinging could protect him from any harm that might come.

Protective instincts aside I love Jack saying that his attack was "so recklessly". He did fear for Jonathan's life and tried to shield him with a crucifix and a wafer because he kept trying to Kill. I imagine him talking about the attack with the tone of a man who is wiping his sweating forehead going "And then, the absolute madlad-"

Jack: "We were trying to play it safe, united front and all, except someone kept trying to actively gut the ancient undead horror right then and there. And then he lizard fashioned out the window to try it again when said undead horror threw himself out of the building to escape. And then he went chasing after the undead horror to try and carve him open in the middle of a crowded street. If Dracula hadn't sprinted for it I'm pretty sure your husband would have filleted him in the Square. And this was all after he swore out loud to sell his soul to kill the Count and send him to Hell."

Jonathan: "Sorry I didn't slaughter him for you yet, darling 🥺"

Mina, simultaneously terrified and so aroused she can't see straight: "that's fine my love it's great it's cool"

[whoblewboobear]

I’ll get over it but I’m gonna miss silly/overly intense weirdo barbarian teacher Porter in senior year I’m gonna miss him so bad rip in peace king you’ll be missed

[f1-obsessed333]

Say what now??

Imagine…..

[sleepanonymous]

[nic-coughlan]

handsome undressed boy

[pennybunpirate]

Tiny boyfriends with tiny flower hats 😌

Inspired by this post by @blakbonnet . I was playing with ideas for Mermay but then Meow punched me in the heart (pos) with the idea of flower hats and this happened instead. Thank you for the inspiration, I hope you don't mind I played with your idea! 💕

[pqnnier]

mr darcy: lol ur sister doesn’t look in love to me

also mr darcy: but lizzie i’ve loved you for months :(

[pyjamacryptid]

I'm currently rewatching the dark tower for reasons (fic reasons), and when Gwen said "Morgana's enchanted it to protect me," it rang an alarm bell, this time 'round.

"[...]to protect me."

hm. huh. you don't say. interesting. As in, the knights are the enemy not the rescuers? hm. curious.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it (i mean, hey, that's the fun of it), but that choice of language stood out to me.