#like panera

[kanerallels]

Starting to suspect that adulting is just moving from one trainwreck to the next with occasional naps in between

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

[autistichedgehogs]

[anna-scribbles]

h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work

unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: bro, game development is so fucking hard.

TG: literally except replace game development with finding a good soup in this god damn town

EB: ok.

[s0fars0perfect]

look, i don't know how to tell y'all that it is SO beyond panera's "charged" lemonades just how badly we, as a society, have gotten about acting like caffeine just isn't that big of a deal

do you how much caffeine is in a celsius? or an alani? or a prime or a ghost or literally any other "healthy" energy drink that's on the market. yeah, they're all marketed as "healthy, clean caffeine" but you know how much caffeine is in just ONE of those cans?

200 mg. 200 mg, MINIMUM, in almost every single one of those drinks. some of them climb as high as 300 mg in ONE can of energy drink.

and that's not even taking into account how prolific the idea of pre-workouts have become in fitness circles. i used to work at a place that sold fitness powders like protein and creatine and pre-workouts. pre-workouts is a fancy term for caffeine powder that gets you really, really stimulated and is supposed to help you work out. which would be fine, if these powders didn't have up to 400 MILLIGRAMS of caffeine in two servings. sometimes even ONE SERVING. are you seeing what i'm getting at?

caffeine is fine, in low doses, everyone once in a while, but as a society, it is getting so out of hand just how easy it is for people to come across these drinks and not even GLANCE at how much caffeine they're about to drink. panera is just the most recent perpetrator of a problem that has been going on for quite some time.

[amethystsoda]

it’s supposed to be 90’s here today, so I finally got to wear this vintage dress I thrifted!!!

Also got the platform croc moment going

[porterprophet]

i am forever surprised that we’ve had laudna flying paté like a kite and fly-girl imogen calling her her tether and yet i’ve never seen art of laudna holding onto imogen like a helium balloon

like. what a missed opportunity

[floralcrematorium]

i need alfred f. jones to drink like five of the panera death lemonades. as an experiment.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Panera really just took a 2 inch thick slab of American cheese and slapped it between two pieces of toast and called it a grilled cheese, huh 😩

This is gonna be what makes me sick again ugh how do you mess up a grilled cheese sandwich 😭

[reelsoup]

im trying to draw characters in environments more

[sapphicsnzs]

the way i want to perfect my tomato soup and grilled cheese recipe for my girlfriend because it’s one of her safe foods when she doesn’t feel good

[a9saga]

sometimes i will try to send a text that doesn't go through and then like entire weeks later it'll send for no reason. i just texted my ex "bleugh in what way?"

[deeism]

not enough leather shop in arizona charmac fics out there i think

[penroseparticle]

I desperately wanted to try the panera bread death by caffeine lemonade, by the way. If you were wondering how I handle my caffeine addiction, it is by consciously and carefully curating my ability to go to Panera Bread to prevent me from having actual factual heart palpitations