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deoidesign · 8 months ago

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just to inquire, what’s your favorite thing you sell in your shop?

i love your comic!

Oh thank you!

And my favorite thing... That's hard to answer haha

I like selling prints because I get to use my nice printer (which I love to do) and I especially love selling custom panel prints, because then I get to see people's favorite panels from my comic, which is double nice...

The most fun items to pack are the merch bundles which are themed with my books, I LOVE coming up with packaging design like this so much...

But my favorite design has gotta be one of these... Probably the patch, there.

It's really hard for me to pick!

I actually genuinely just am really passionate about product design and merch themeing, it's not only extremely fun for me but it also just really engages my brain. I love coming up with items that fit a theme, and there's no theme I love more than my own comics haha

So there's not much I could enjoy more! That's why I chose to do a merch club on patreon, it lets me get out my merch-y feelings but without overloading my storefront... Plus it's just really fun for me! I get to experiment, make little packages, and enjoy making new things.

Thank you for asking!

#asks #anon #I like actually genuinely could rant about this all day #like no joke. I have #and I will again #I really really really love finding sort of the little nugget of marketable ideas in things #and then designs for merch...#I love designing things to fit a specific product type #like a patch design is WAYYYYY different than the concepts for a pin design #and keychains are way different from THAT #I think I might end up for the patrons doing something someday where I do a more intense package #only thing stopping me is uhhhhh #shipping costs. would be way more #like losing me money on the international people #but maybe at the end of the year I can do it for people who were patrons for 6+ months or something like that #that could be nice!#something I've been thinking about haha #clearly I think a lot. sorry LMAO #how do you write if not thinking all the fuckin time #but yeah I LOVE making merch #and I'm pretty proud of most of my stuff #there's a few things that I'm bummed about #like I accidentally made my ghost pin bigger than I wanted :(#so its like twice as big as I wanted #but it's ok. mean it still looks good its just big #stuff like that.#I am so picky HAHAHAH #oh I also of course like selling books but that doesnt really feel like... the same #theyre sort of on their own level.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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blaithnne · 4 months ago

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Live Mel reaction

#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh #I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao #look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now #I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made #this is what you get instead #it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST #cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense #but an enby can dream #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #mel medarda #jayce talis #viktor arcane #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #sketch #shitpost #meljay #jayvik #meljayvik

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wukyma · 3 months ago

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In the light of recent events I have a very vivid image of Poseidon or his sirens munching on WiFi wires

#epic the musical #the ithaca saga #he was like #you DARE come to my land #after DISRESPECTING me with a whole song about my ass getting beaten by a homeless man #i won't have this here #im joking but that's really hilarious tho

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ruushes · 1 year ago

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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

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#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me.#he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt.#also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

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atthecenterofeverything · 1 month ago

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in fact there IS a good grade in therapy that is (always) normal to want and (sometimes) possible to achieve in part through being labelled "insightful" and "self-aware" and it is to avoid being stripped of your autonomy and forcibly medicated + incarcerated. but of course the people treating this as laughably irrational - who think of therapy, in essence, as two people voluntarily talking in a room - are often the ones for whom this risk is the lowest

#sorry I saw this joke one too many times and it annoys me. I say “often” because there is no therapeutic situation in which this risk is #absent no matter what your symptoms are and whether you realize it or not.#“it's a joke it's not that deep” the fact you have this instinctive reaction towards a person in a position of authority means you realize #this. like let's not be coy about what's implied here #antipsych #ok to rb

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goldensunset · 2 years ago

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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it #i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month #like it takes me that long to get around to it #and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally #augh #peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction #derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying #it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!

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seriousturd · 1 year ago

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#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

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technically-human · 22 days ago

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First meeting

#stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #sonic movie universe #i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically #white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red #also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here #it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all #he's just pleased that he got one #everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have #and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative #HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew #but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary #and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant #ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common #Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik #then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is #you get the point #i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point #oh well #oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well #that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows

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spitblaze · 2 years ago

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considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting

#spitblaze says things #source: i got angry SO easily before i started t #i had jokes about the list of things you could say to me that would make me rant and rave in a fury #i still have things that piss me off but im not like. to that degree #doin numbers

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hajihiko · 8 days ago

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Ok my henchmen i have a mission for you. Liberally use the term 'relationship' to mean any and all relationships. Platonic, professional, hateful, etc etc. If people wanna talk about a romantic relationship they gotta specify the romantic part. We must weaken the allonormativity. Ok thats all thanks line up for kisses

#not an art #This is (probably) the only time I will pretend to have influence over any kind of group of people #(I don't like that idea BTW but for the joke)#No but really i should not have to specify that I mean a non romantic relationship. Non romance is so many things #Romance should be the specified part #Kisses can also be platonic btw don't worry henchmen. I will also offer a handshake or a meaningful nod

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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raphaerolo · 10 months ago

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Zack and Cody (2005)

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wojtekaneko · 7 months ago

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That's how it went

#tma #the magnus archives #tma podcast #magpod #mag 160 #tma spoilers #tma s4 #tma season four #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #my stuff #thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive #all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it #like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity #and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well #but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others #well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear #jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position #(an archive)#its just so sad #and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person #im dead on the floor crying #okay im done sorry #tma shitpost

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