#like just think about it. you can't even “in another universe” these mfs because their fates are the same regardless

[zukoupy]

was it affection that held us together? or the fact that in all possible timelines in every single universe our souls are inextricably bound and our fates intertwined?

[beastabyss666]

The Season 2 Episode 8 of Helluva Boss recently was published quite spontaneously, so I'm writing the review while being very sleepy. First of all... It was weird to start the episode with some cheap musical. Blitzo's solo was especially... fair to middling. I'm sorry, but I think Brandon Rogers can't sing, his voice isn't actually made for singing(that's just my opinion tho). And also hey, they remembered the cherubs! Wow. Though they made them some utter idiots, much like the other characters, I mean.. So the plot is about Blitzo going shopping for a sex toy which(in his opinion) will really rejoice Stolas. Meanwhile, the cherubs are seen living on Earth and robbing humans to "redeem themselves and return to heaven"(I won't ask how it's supposed to work). They get caught by the D.H.O.R.K.S. folk(wow, you also remembered them too, nice work Vivzie), where the agents tell the cherubs that they built a portal to Hell and made high-tech robotic suits imitating the main IMP gang. The cherubs wear them and enter the portal, ending up in the Lust Ring, where Blitzo goes shopping. The main gang attacks them(though it wasn't shown that they even were there), and OF COURSE defeats the cherubs, throwing them through the portal. The episode ends with Blitzo finally visiting Stolas and talking to him. But I'll mention it later. So... I found this episode quite weird, nothing much to say about the visuals, though some frames look like they're from another show. How some characters(especially humans) are drawn looks like they're also from another show. But I guess they don't really organise anything normally, so it just is. I also find the tone of the episode too chaotic, but the whole show switches rapidly from "Edgy black comedy" to "Unserious absurd trash comedy" to "Drama/whining/'we care about characters and their development'" stuff. Another weird thing I found about visuals is that the creators put many overly cartoonish expressions to characters, to the point that it look just ridiculous, not even saying it's out of the general style.

Some of these expressions look kinda crooked, and the other are cartoonly, but not in a way that fits the whole show. It's not a slapstick comedy, and I don't understand why the writers pretend it is. Most of the time(and it's seen in this episode) it's just lazy and poor attempts at satire on our stupid and hypocritical society, but it just doesn't work mainly because the protagonists don't seem to have more brain cells than usual humans in this universe. Earth here, although, really seem to be a thing to relieve Vivzie's malice at... everything, I guess. There is no exact satire/mocking of someone or something, so I guess Vivzie just hates every living thing in general(especially kids, for some reason). That's why the humour in this episode also seems odd in a bad way. I don't like that HB sometimes pretends to be South Park, or Family Guy, or... a typical CN show, perhaps? It just doesn't look right, it's like the writers try to copy other better works instead of making their own vibes/special tone.

Also they could use some more imagination

And about the ending... Stolas doesn't seem satisfied by Blitzo's behaviour(who acts overly sexual towards him which seems OOC), and starts... basically complaining about him being too sexual and not sensual. Guys... do you remember how it all started? Does Vivzie remember it? Literally in the 1 episode of 1 season it's shown that Stolas only uses Blitzo for his sexual pleasure, not caring about his comfort etc. He even calls him while he's on a dangerous mission. And there are lots of other moments where Stolas practically h*rasses Blitzo and makes him uncomfortable with his comments. And even since pilot doesn't seem to be canon(so Stolas didn't threaten Blitzo with r*pe), there are enough red flags about this mf. Yet in this episode he literally complains about receiving not so much love and care? That's... idk, that's shitty to say the least, and I don't know how the writers even managed. A literal abuser complaining about their partner being "not affectionate enough", that's fuckin' hilarious(sarcasm), and I say it as someone who had few abusers in my life. I still remember the previous episodes so I kinda don't buy it, but many people do, and that's sad. After that Blitzo [rightfully] angers at Stolas for complaining about lack of love while disrespecting him for being a lower class and using him as some object. Stolas only answers with "I think so very highly of you, I didn't realise you think so low of me", and kicks Blitzo out of his palace.

So... that's the episode. I have nothing much to say about it more, but I'm genuinely wondering does Vivzie even understand what she's doing and where she'll push the whole Stolas x Blitzo pairing(not that I fucking care, lol). These two are obviously in an abusive relationship, and the more they try to understand what even happened between them, the more confused they become. I personally think there's nothing to talk about with a guy like Stolas(though Blitzo too is a huge red flag), but idk, maybe Vivzie thinks that r*pists and abusers are changeable and are good deep down. Anyways, it was surely an odd episode, and I didn't really like it.

[bakiuwu]

Kinda crazy how the crossover proves why there shouldn't have been one in the first place. Baki and kengen are very different but constantly get grouper together. Like yea, there might be a few similarities/references when it comes to kengen with baki, but like they are both so different, especially for them to take place in the same universe. Like the shit with pickle, so no one on the kengan side heard of pickle even tho everyone in the world was aware of his existence????

There's just so many things wrong with that crossover Like can't get over the fact these mfs barely interact with eachother, everyone's fucking personality was water down and mfs were just cardboard cut outs OR MISCHARACTERIZE SO FUCKING BAD LIKE JACK AND SOME OTHERS, LIKE THEY WAYER DOWN SO MANY BITCHES ITS NOT FUNNY ESPECIALLY JUN like I don't know much about kengan characters but i know DAMN WELL his ass would had been more active then what he was honestly same for everyone.

Like imagine after he said "thoes guys are scary looking" he would follow it up with ".....im go talk to them" then proceed to go over there IDK SOMETHING LIKE he coukd had try placing a bet on who said is gonna win....idk katou could had join in on it THEN THEY ALL COULD HAD INTRO THEMSELVES TO EACHOTHER AND GIVE INTRESTING COMENTSRY MAN IDK I JUST WANTED THESE FUCKERS TO ACTUALLY TALK TO EACHOTHER BUT WAIT THAG ACTUALLY REQUIRES CHARACTER WRITING. It's like Netflix didn't know how to handle two big groups of characters who all have big personalities so they just said fuck it and Sedated everyone.

Another thing....how come characters of the same series weren't interacting with each other??? Like doppo was just off by himself same for shibakuwa...like why and nobody talking to baki like at ALL was very odd to me its like if characters were assigned a role they wasnt allowed to interact with another character outside that role, like how come doppo wasn't sitting with katsumi and the others???....how come katsumi didn't interact with saw ping that would been interesting because ya know both of their dads fought.....but no know of tha....nothing for this to be a crossover bitches weren't really crossing over...I'm sorry but nobody talking to baki really bothers me

Also kinda crazy how the movie did the two things I BEG TO NOT HAPPEN LIKE WTF

the sence with kurhea and the other guy was kinda funny but annoying cause the movie link them together cause they're both doctors....okay and? Theyre still too very different characters....also really they went to med school together....okay that's it, AND YOU DONT SEE THEM AGAIN. WHAT WAS THE POINT. I thought they was gonna to be helping heal people, like there could have been a funny scene of them fighting over who's way the best way of healing a patient...idk man.

Oliva and Julius moments were funny but also annoyed me when I found out they was pair together due to them both using brute strength....like okay

Shibakuwa and the one guy interactions were werid, he was so out of character LIKE WHY WAS HE ANNOYED BY HIM LIKE WTF ALSO REALLY THERE INTERACING BECAUSE OF AKI

Gaia and fucking M's moments were..... disappointing asf, they mischaracterize tf outta gaia like???? SO GAIA WHOLE THING IS SCREAMINF HUH? THATS WHAT YAL GOT FROM HIM LIKE WTF MADE YALL THINK THE FIRST THING HE WOULD DO WAS SCREAM AT A GUY HE IS AWAERE IS FUCKING BLIND ARE YOU DEAD ASS LIKE?????

ALSO WHY ARE THEY SECURITY, ALSO WOWWWW THEY ARE PAIR TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY BOTH DEAL WITH MILTARY SHIT WOOOOOWWW SO CREATIVE

*sigh* I think the most disappointing one was baki and ohma I wanted them to be silly besties so bad but Netflix literally gave me nothing ALL THEY DID WAS STARE AT EACHOTHER AND LOOK AWAY LIKE WHERE WAS THE FUNNY MOMENTZ LIKE WTF, ALSO THE "your just like me" FUCK OFF YALL GAVE THESE TWO NOTHING

How did yall fumble these interactions so bad....also Jack being water-down to "guy who does drugs".....really piss me off and the fact they couldnt make a original fight for him and raian says alot like they fucked him over so bad....im not over this.

The movie was made to fucking quick it need more time and actually writing before being released. It's also so clear how they didn't want to hurt anyone's fucking feelings so they made sure it was only 3 fights so it could be fair and end on a fuck ass draw.....bullshit like I was hoping to GOD it would end on everyone going to eat but nope....nothing

Also, pickle being there was so???? Unneeded like It felt out of place like the moment between him and ohma was kinda cute but like okay? After that he just left and no one from kengan seem...to give a fuck tha he was a caveman/ seem to notice....okay

ALSO im sure this takes place after the father and son fight (cause they reference the face baki made during his fight with yujiro) so having pickle interrupted the fight was so????? Especially if he learn his manners when baki scold him for trying to interrupted his......hmm a

Also yujiros moment felt a little off cause like don't get me wrong, his moments were fun, but like the way he just left cause him and the guy got screamed at for "ruining"the fun like???? IT was funny but so rushed, also him knowing the niko style..."So you're the one that guy he taught that style to." okay....also, his interactions with the other guy were weak as shit

Last thing....this shit....

PISSED ME OFF SO BAD AT FCUJING FIRST I WAS HAPPY VERY HAPPY BUT THEN WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT......THIS DOENSNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE ITS LIKE THEY JUST PUT THEM JN TIT JUST TO PUT THEM IN IT OMFG WHA WAS THE POINT??? LIKE SPEC IS CANONLY IN A FUCKIN COMA, DORIAN IS NOT MENTALLY THERE SO WHO TF BROKE HIM OUT, WHEN TF DID DOLYE BREAK OUT??? THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE CANONLY OUT ARE SKIORSKY AND YANGI BUT EVEB THEN WHY WOULD THEY FUCKING GROUP UP??? JUST TO FIGHT THIS GUY ALSO....REALLY PAIRIG UP THE GUY WHO IS ALL ABOUT JUSTICE WHITH THE CONVICTS WOWWWWW HOW CREATIVE.....omfg this is so stupid also WHY SKIORSKY AND DORIAN THE DAME HEIGHT AS SPEC???. LIKE DUDE

(Like a small part of this is funny cause they dont have a clue in the world skiorsky is living hjs besr life in a small apartment with his boyfriend, also like to imagine skiorsky was here cause he was picking up gaia.....)

yea ....it took me less then 24 hours that day to realize how much I hated this shit

[quartztwst]

I DELETED THE ASK IM SO SORRY WAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm also Hmong!!! I don't really say it much bc not a lot of people know of us 😭😭😭 I grew up with both of my parents families but I'm trying to learn our culture so I can't speak hmong. I know a bit but I can't speak it.

But it's alright if you don't know the culture, I even don't know it 😓😓😓 we just gotta learn though!!

Here’s a short basic context or info about Hmong people though:

Hmong people are an Asian ethic group in East and Southeast Asia. We are found in many different countries!! Examples like Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, China, and America!!! (There’s probably others in other countries too).

AND HERE'S MY TWEEL HMONG HCS!!! (BTW these are based on my experiences as a Hmong American person and also this will have explanations about our culture which will be highlighted in blue.)

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

- Jade and Floyd are slightly tanner because not all Asians are pale white 💀💀💀 jk but I think they're the types to get easily tanned in the sun (and Azul gets sunburnt)

- They have a few freckles/marks/(DOTS?? HOW TF DO YOU DESCRIBE THOSE?? BEAUTY MARKS WTF??) on their face. Yall never seen me draw them bc um.... I drew these like.. today HELPP

- Jade also has the string bracelet on his wrist. They're like the things that keep your soul with you and they keep you from getting sick and bad luck/spirits (I MEAN THATS HOW MY MOM EXPLAINS IT LMAOO. I remember my grandparents would tie one on my wrist and speak in another language. I don't remember if it was Thai or Chinese.)

Examples of it:

- I used to draw Floyd with it because I thought that since he seems like the type to get noticeably more in trouble than Jade (because he's discreet) and his grandma would be worried for him so she would tie that to his wrist so he wouldn't get more in trouble (bc some older generations think that sometimes the things you do or that you're sick is because your soul has been flying away?? Or that your soul has been taken. Its nothing bad. It's just something cultural and in their religion of Hmong people.) But I feel like he would get annoyed and cut it off later LMAOO

- (Tais means Grandma on mom’s side) So Jade has it but you can't see it with his gloves and long sleeves in the way.

- There's not much to say about their appearances 😭😭😭

SOME HMONG HEADCANONS OF THEM:

- Jade knows the Hmong language and how to speak it but Floyd doesn't but he knows some of it (I'M PROJECTING. I'M PROJECTING SOOO BAD.)

- I think Floyd doesn't really put the effort on learning because "everyone else speaks English (in my universe 😓😓😓 idk)" so he doesn't really bother learning how to speak it but he does know some words.

- He uses a lot of context clues to understand like if he knows some words of the sentence, he'll respond but if there's words he DOESN'T know, he'll be like "huh? Gucci pow.... (<- BAD PRONUNCIATION OF HMONG WORDS)"

- Jade knows Hmong and English so this mf is bilingual.

- Sometimes he would whisper stuff in Hmong to Floyd and THEY BOTH WOULD GIGGLE BC THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE 😭😭😭 AND YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND (UNLESS YOU DO) SO NOW YOU'RE SCARED IF THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUUUU

- Or there's no giggling because Floyd doesn't understand so all you hear is a "huh?" And Jade says nevermind, LEAVING FLOYD CONFUSED AND ANGRY.

- Their mom speaks both Hmong and English while their dad only knows Hmong but is trying to know English (because it's better for business but I feel like he'll have other people speak for him).

- I like to think that Floyd doesn't really wanna speak to his dad than his mom is because of the language barrier. It's hard to speak to eachother with limited words (i know by experience 😞😞😞). It's genuinely sad but they both try their hardest to understand eachother.

- Jade and Floyd like to share Azul some of their foods in their culture (THEY STILL HAVE THEIR CANON FAVORITE FOODS. Also i still dont know how the fuck they cook their food in the sea. I know they eat raw food like Jade said BUT MR. ASHENGROTTO SAID HIS MOMMY OWNS A RESTAURANT AND AZUL KNOWS HOW TO COOK???)

- Like Naab Vaam, Pho, and stuff (some of our food are actually from other countries that we live in/came from like Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, and etc. We just put our own spin on them so they may or may not taste the same as their origin.)

- I don't think in the sea they wear clothes but Jade and Floyd found some Hmong clothes on the surface and found it cool.

- I don’t actually know their exact type of Hmong clothes they wear though. (Hmong people have different types of clothing depending on who you are and where you’re from. It’s very important to know which one you are. Also there’s 2 different dialects of Hmong and probably MORE?? idk……)

- I drew them wearing Hmong clothes that my family wears though:

ITS NOT A GOOD PICTURE but I was so proud of myself guys please it was months ago since i made that nfkjanfkjasdjhfjhjfk

- I was hoping to figure which type of Hmong they are like Hmong Green, Hmong White, etc etc BUT I’M TOO EMBARASSED TO ASK MY MOM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHE’LL THINK IT’S SILLY TO USE THIS INFO ON ANIME CHARCATERSUIDHFAHDJKFHK

- So i just use the info i already know 😭😭😭😭

- (Also the necklaces hanging on their necks are silver necklaces. THEY’RE SO FUCKING HEAVY. MY MOM HAS A REAL SILVER ONE AND GOD DAMN. THEY GIVE YOU SO MUCH NECK PAIN. But they represent our wealth 😞😞😞. Good thing they recently made ones without real silver. Also there’s Hmong clothes with silver coins on them and they also represent wealth!! They hurt less!!)

- Hopefully I can recreate the Tweels in Hmong clothes in better art!! I CAN BARELY SEE THIS ONE.

I think I’m done for now. I was hoping to say more but I don’t have any more 😭😭😭😭 But I hope you find these somehow a bit interesting and helpful about Hmong culture. I was really excited to tell someone my Tweel Hmong HCs because hkuahfjdkshfjkahj I DON’T KNOW I JUST GET HAPPY!! I love sharing my culture even if I’m still learning it. Not a lot of people know about us because we don’t have a country. But im really happy to meet other Hmong people on here and share the representation!!

[mallowmaenad]

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I don't care what chronically online leftists have to say about Zepp using black tech is bad for the environment and could potentially bring stuff in from the backyard. You want eldritch horrors? Because that's how you get eldritch horrors.

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my president can beat your president in a fight

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That's not going to fucking matter when we're all choking on your fucking smoke and reality as we know it is falling apart because your stupid blimp country won't stop violating UN laws.

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^^^wizardcel malding at perfectly constructed Zepp nuclear power plants because they need a 8 year degree to get a license to mod Dwarf Fortress.

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This site is almost 200 years old and the discourse is still the same. Sigh. I miss MySpace.

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OP arent you supposed to be in prison for all those warcrimes you did

📖 magic-the-gabbering

Those are my children and I'd prefer you not speak about them that way, but yes I am currently serving out my sentence in a maximum security prison I'm just also telepathically dictating my posts to my identical clone.

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PSA Everyone block and report @burger-enjoyer , she was an active participant in Sanctus Maximus Populi Ariels' omnicide against mankind and works for the Illyrian military and I'm pretty sure she literally lives with the royal family.

🍔burger-enjoyer Follow

im only a few months old...

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don't you need to be like 14 or something to make a tumblr account?

🍔burger-enjoyer

I was born at a very old age...

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I wana a vote onthe polls,,, but im an onest man so i canne only tap. bald option.

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"18+ only or I block" mfs are literally so fucking gearphobic we just got free will less than a decade ago and ur saying I can't finger myself to some anime milf titties cause it took me less time to come out of a test tube than it took 4 u to buy cigarettes???

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thats for humans dude

👹kingglizzy

king kiske's son is 3 years old and looks like a pirate on steroids i dont wanna hear it

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Honestly for a micro-blogging platform this place is pitiful. People are too busy arguing over petty minutiae of political views they ultimately agree on to get even the smallest ideological upper hand. For what? It's not like you're getting anywhere squabbling with fandom bloggers about what flavor of anarcho-marxist-leninist-maoism should triumph when some supposed "revolution" comes about. Not like any weak-willed discourse-spewing ingrates on this site actually has the strength to back up their ideals. I think I will go on a years-long hiatus and only return to see how you roaches have amused yourselves arguing about which character from a television show has the purest vision of a utopian society or should be arrested for sexual assault then promptly delete my account when I am through laughing at the pathetic excuse for social media posts you tumblrites serve up.

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I think I just saw one of my followers post a deepfake of Potemkin beating up King Kiske?? This is why we need to make Arcane Intelligence image generators illegal.

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August 9th 2213.

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Hey OP

🔐masterlockslut

im in a monogamus relashonship plz dont flirt with mee. now i need to go relief myself on my hubby's teeth to calm down and reyafirm our bond

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

AITA (M, 20) for not supporting my best friend and roommate's (M, 21) new relationship?

-> Day 3: Fake Dating. I know that robin is a lesbian okay

I and my best friend have known each other since forever. Our relationship had a bit of a rocky start (he used to bully me, then he started dating this girl (20, F), then I punched him in the face, me and his girlfriend started getting closer and we ended up kinda cheating while on a roadtrip together (though their relationship was already falling apart anyway), she broke up with him and we got together, the three of us spent lots of time together because we had no one else, and a whole bunch of more stuff. But we worked through it.)

We both were raised in a small conservative town - which, as two bi people, was not exactly fun. He didn't even know that you could like more than one gender, and I denied this part of myself for the longest time due to being in a m/f relationship.

My (or I guess our?) ex is super smart and got into a great university far away. The plan had been for me to go with her, but I was rejected and also didn't want to live so far away from my siblings (M, 16 & F, 15). So me, my best friend, and his other best friend (F, 19) moved in together to go to another uni. Well my best friend started dating his other best friend. Like, they already used to be extremely close, but now they are touching ALL THE TIME. And she keeps whispering stuff into his ear. And they only have eyes for each other. And are all giggly the whole time. And I feel...bad. I really though I was over the internalized biphobia. Just because he is in a m/f relationship doesn't mean he is any less queer or betraying me or anything. And now I feel doubly bad because even though I know that, it doesn't stop me from feeling this way. It is just a really fucking bad situation overall. Can anyone please help me?

nosyb!tch

Can you please elaborate on the whole ex-girlfriend thing?? Wtf??!?!

photojraphy

I don't think that that particular aspect is needed to better understand my current situation. Although I must commend you for your rather accurate username.

ifyoureadthisyouareGAY

Hey. Not to be that guy. But like....did you ever consider that maybe there is another reason why you may be upset about your bf being in a relationship?

photojraphy

No.

thebestlesbean

omg u/greathairington u/greathairington u/greathairington I TOLD YOU IT WOULD FUCKING WORK GAY FANFICTION HAS NEVER LET ME DOWN

greathairington

what the fuck jon robin is literally a lesbian?!?!?!

photojraphy

what.

UPDATE: My best friend (now boyfriend!!) (M, 21) and HIS best friend (F, 19) were faking a relatonship. As it turns out, he had been into me the whole time and was by now desperate enough to agree when she had the grandiose idea to pretend to be together in order to make me jealous. This is the reason I never caught them kissing: she is a lesbian. I can't believe I didn't know that. I can't believe it actually worked. I can't believe that me punching him in the face was his bi awakening. At least this whole thing had a happy ending. I will now bury myself into a hole.

thebestlesbean

Don't let that mf fool you they are literally so disgusting rn

photojraphy

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@stonathanweek

Uff.....

[ashsostrange]

i’m (not) sorry to say, but miles is better off by himself.

idk if i’ve ever written a post this long, but i got energy tonight. y’all have been sucked into the black hole of shipping, so let me ground you and remind you of this amazing thing called being single. i’m gna talk ab margo and gwen, but mostly gwen bc she’s obv miles’ (main) love interest. i’ve said more than enough about why miles and gwen don’t work/make sense. if you wna be enlightened then feel free to click the links.

thoughts on ghostflower: here!

reblogging a moot's post w/ added thoughts: hereee!

i love ranting so let’s get it! 😛

i don't have much to say about margo bc sadly, she's barely there. what i will say though is that as cute as miles and margo would be together, there’s one more movie left lol. the third movie’s gna be busy as hell. there’s literally no time for romance, and to rush miles and margo (two people who just met) into liking each other in, like, a three hour timespan would just be terrible writing. plus, we all know she’s there for some bs having to do with miles nd gwen, which is literally soooooooo very lame, words can't describe. one, where are you finding the time to cram in jealousy/all this angsty romance mess when miles’ dad is ab to die and the universe is ab to collapse bc of a nigga that looks like the lovechild of a cardboard box and a cow?? two, is this really all margo is here for?? to make gwen jealous or “help miles realize he’s in love with gwen” ?? shameeee, like summer said. 😐 i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: margo could be SO much more than a disposable love interest!!!

gwiles/ghostflower fans, i’m going to tell you something that will make you upset. i said i was coming for you and i meant it 🗣️‼️

before you yell at me and push smoke out of your ears, i need you to put your right hand on your chest and close your eyes. you feel your heartbeat? good. now, count to three while taking deep breaths and remember that none of this shit is real so you’d look stupid af trying to attack me. 🙃 some of y’all are getting TOO comfortable being unnecessarily disrespectful and ion like that lol. don’t try it here bc i’m on another level of not gaf!

listen, even if (when?) gwen and miles team up to save his dad, it won’t change the fact that gwen was keeping some hefty info from miles, yo. she was smiling in jeff’s face and cracking jokes like she didn’t know he was bout to die. y’all gotta be so very real with yourselves. you wouldn’t wna date, let alone be FRIENDS with someone who kept something that big from you, regardless of the circumstances or lack of ill intent. one of the most important people in your life concealing the fact that you’re about to lose another important person in your life is insane.

i’m aware that gwen didn’t tell miles about his dad because she genuinely thought it’d cause mass destruction if he saved jeff. thing is, even if miles knew that, i think he’d still feel betrayed. that’s 100% valid because this is his dad we’re talking about. he just lost his uncle not too long ago, too. i wouldn’t blame miles if he never wanted anything to do with gwen again. i wouldn’t blame bro if he got sick to his stomach every time he saw her. it’d be justified, bc if he never followed her that night, then he wouldn’t have had the chance to save jeff.

my point is that you can be a “good person” and still fuck up bad enough to make someone never wna speak to you again. miles is a sweetheart so he’ll probably forgive gwen. my thing is, miles forgiving gwen doesn’t mean the two of them are obligated to be friends again. they can handle it maturely, go their separate ways, nd never speak again. it’s really not even gna hurt y’all cuz it’s the last mf movie anyway??? 😭😭

if it isn’t clear by now, i don’t want miles and gwen together at all. they have no business being around each other frl 🙃 not as friends and definitely not as lovers. like, sure, that one scene where they’re swinging/talking on the bank was my absolute fav. it was cute. i shipped them before i really thought about it. that scene is still my fav, but my adoration for it isn’t gna stop me from keeping it real.

i really don’t care what anyone says or how in love they think these two are, this isn’t a “forgive and forget” situation. if the writers truly wanted gwen and miles to be involved romantically, then not only should they have structured their dynamic better, they shouldn’t have made gwen the person she was in this movie. love, love, LOVE redemption arcs because it’s a reminder that we're human and we're flawed, but you can’t redeem yourself from that. sorry. (not) i say miles should leave that girl alone 🤷‍♀️ leave all potential girls alone ffs.

in conclusion, it’s okay for miles to be single. he's 15 anyway, it's not like he'll die without a girl. i’m the suckiest sucker for anything to do with romance, but characters in film/animation don’t need to have love interests for a project to be considered good. if you feel like it does, then maybe ts you’re watching just sucks, lmao. a girl and a boy can be friends without one having feelings for the other, or both of 'em having mutual feelings. (in the media idk ab irl..) it’s time to stop forcing ts. please.

and it’s okay y’all, i promise you. it’s okay if miles and gwen don’t end up dating. it's okay if they reconcile and stay friends. it’s okay if they reconcile and don’t stay friends. though unlikely, it’s also okay if miles doesn’t forgive gwen at all! resolutions like these go to show that you can “forgive” someone without letting them have access to you anymore. that’s what miles needs to do. straying away from the “happy ending” everyone is expecting would be nice. it’d be a different approach and a realistic way to complete the franchise. (i’m not just saying this bc i love angst)

but before the gwiles (ugly ass ship name btw) fans start throwing up and telling me to end my shit, it’s 99% unlikely that anything i just stated will actually happen. we’re more than likely getting a kiss between miles and gwen, nd that’s bc the writers are probably high off the same dope they were on when they wrote gwen sneaking in thru miles’ window, j for his parents to be way more calm about it than any other normal parent would be. i could say some more about certain scenes but that's for another night.

miles doesn’t need to be with anyone. especially not gwen when it comes down to it.

oh and i HATE peter b. fuck that nigga. he was nun but an extra in this movie and i know he’s an opp in the next. 🙎‍♀️

that’s all! if you read allat then thanks, cuz i wrote a lot. if you're feeling angry, then go for a walk. this isn’t a place for any typa criticism bc i am right, therefore, i am not requesting confirmation. 🙌 i said what i said. have a good night.

[lexygabe]

nandi mokena headcanons/rewriting/etc.

(june/11/1999)

gemini sun | taurus moon | scorpio rising

ENFP (Ne-Fi-Te-Si) - 6w5 - so/sp - 793 - Sanguine [Dominant]

general headcanons:

• either ace-het or ace-bi, cis, she/her,

• i think this is canon, but she is a gifted child in the family. she was in top 5 of the class and popular as hell,

• she is that mf of friend group that will always bring up snacks and drinks with yourself,

• her love language is making edits of funny/embarrassing photos of others with music that totally don't match vibe with anything included in edit,

• her tiktok and instagram likes are full of some people talking gibberish and cringe compilations, so if u want to get her joke you at least need to know lore of all of this people and incidents that happened x years ago,

• when we talking about memes, she loves absurdism humor, so when shakes send something to her that he thinks is funny, her face is like: 😐 how are we even related?,

• i also think she is reading the most surreal literature (franz kafka is her beloved),

• skarra pierced her ears for the first time,

• she is very loyal,

• her notes are full of stickers, adhesive gems and drawings. some of things are even written in glitter gel pen,

• her channel is pretty much all things mixed up. there is commentary, there is gaming, there is some art projects and video blogs, everybody can find something for themselfves,

• she goes to film school.

through the series (og tv show, rewriting)

SEASON 1:

• for me, season 1 starts at the time when shakes is 20 years old, so by this logic nandi is 17,

• there is no physical apperance of her, she is just mentioned by (mainly) shakes.

SEASON 2:

• at the beginning of the season her and shakes are talking about the fact that nandi moved to college (they have their little family bonding time),

• in s2e5 (el sound of silencio) spenz calls her to help him and fran, but she just listened to all of this shit and was like: ok bro 🧍🏾‍♀️*disconnects*,

• in s2e13 she tracked down skarra before this big "all stars vs supa strikas match" and interviewed him about this fucked up rivarly that him and shakes have (she saw both of them in tv last night), and why they even decided to have a bet of the pitch where they had great time together in past (like hell, nandi knew that this friendship was homoerotic, holy shit). ofc nandi "as annoying as the little shit she was" (skarra's words, not mine), she didn't take any type of crap from him about this whole situation. after this, she called shakes out on his stupid ass actions, in his apartament, and just left him with: you both are total blockheads. and shakes was like: both? who is both? wtf.

SEASON 3

• in season 3 nandi and shakes have this conversation about what nandi meant, when she literally lit into him in his own apartament before super league final. to which nandi,, replied with: ahh yeah. but this doesn't matter. at least this debt of yours and skarra's was dissolved :D. after, they had honest conversation and disscus about childhood and how this can't be put before good of the team (nandi wanted to argue with this, but then she quickly give up. all the stress that the shakes' finale cost her was enough for her),

• at this season we see more of nandi as a future filmmaker, because she trolls everyone on twitter with uploading this type of videos like fake interviews with celebrities (and with some footballers ;)),

• in college, she met woman from completely other school (remember this. i probably make headcanons for this semi canon character so wink wink) and became friends with her,

SEASONS 4-7:

• all of her story arcs focus on her career and school and on a few other events that will be described by me as i write about other women from strikas universe.

relationships with (disclaimer: i do not include her relarionship with shakes and their mom, bc it was pretty well managed in rookie season. i will probably make another post but about whole mokena's family dynamic):

• skarra: writers rotally fucked up. WASTED POTENTIAL.

their relationship definitely started as: you are my brother's (boy)friend/you are shakes' sister. and then, they became partners in crimes. when shakes, skarra and nandi went to school nandi always pulled out a card titled: don't talk to me like that, or i'm gonna call my brother and my brother's best friend. in othet occasions, skarra went to nandi and asked some stupid questions like: ey, nandi you have ruler to lend 🧍‍♂️?? (,,yo, nandi you want some hotdogs?", ,,nandi, we are going to shopping mall", ,,hey, nandi you have some time to hide a body----?"). why writers of rookie season acted like nandi wouldn't care that much about skarra, like he literally used to call nandi's mom 'auntie' wtf wtf wtf.

• klaus: YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE WOULDN'T BE HER FAV OUT OF SHAKES' TEAMMATES. nandi and klaus definitely have long conversations about shows that they watched, about ships, about premieres. they are just two little nerds with heads full of ideas <33333

• mara: me and @strudelbbg once talked about mara and nandi's possible relation and we decided that mara, when nandi was younger, probably carried her on her back and stuff. tldr mara sees nandi as "little sis 💞💞💞💞",

• others: ?

fashion headcanons

• i think she would wear these "crazy" make-ups like:

(i also think that people, who would be her fans and shakes' fans would create threads on twitter titled: nandi's makeups as team colors of supa strikas rivals')

(and nandi would reblog these posts🥰)

• has 3 pairs of dungarees,

• a lot of fandom t-shirts but not ones designed in "tomboy" way but in "girly" way, shirts with strawberry shortcake, winx club, princess peach from mario, destiny's child members etc.,

• HANDMADE RINGS, BRACELETS, NECKLACES, EARRINGS EVERYTHING,

• she is fan of crocheted clothes (especially sweaters, tank tops, knee socks),

• even tho she is popular, she wears second hand clothing and buys from smaller companies (rich people clothing ugly and she don't want to be one of them),

• wears bralettes as form of a lingerie,

• when she wears dress she NEEDS to have tights under,

• when it comes to shoes she likes: new balance, converses, CROCKS and mary janes but on a small heel.

music headcanons

• definitely had nightcore phase when she was younger,

• hates slow music,

• like i said destiny's child fan, probably likes also avril lavigne and mariah carey, and maybe blackpink.

[abodyofcells]

July 11th 7:11am

Good morning diary, I am still jobless which I'm so confused on how. I've applied everywhere. I think they may be calling my old manager and since she is spiteful she probably didn't put in a good word since I left on the spot. (This is due to me working with my ex while we dated, got dumped at work in the wet closet 1hr before we both got off, he started talking to a member, then to the one co worker I had a feeling wasn't a girls girl and wanted to take what she saw, then they changed my schedule from 2pm-10pm to 6am-2pm. Oh without telling me or heaven forbid even ask me. Switching me and the one co worker out meaning she worked with him since he and I had worked shifts together. No one from management told me since they're all friends with him.) (p.s. when we had a rough spot he told me he joked with our manager, his bestie, that they should get me fired😜) SO, one morning I wake up for this god forsaken shift once again and I sit there and think about how I'm done. Mentally my sleep schedule is so fucked since the switch and ofc I'm healing through this break up and I have to work with both culprits. [Truly I don't wish any ill will on them. The universe is the judge not me, plus, a house built on another women's tears doesn't last long. ] I show up for my shift ofc because my other co workers didn't do anything to deserve being stuck working alone at a planet fitness for 8 hours at 6am. I text my manager asking her if we can chat when she gets in, I tell her how I feel about my schedule change and how I can feel favorites, I say I'm quitting and she says "oh.." and the pause felt like 5 good minutes, so I said "right now." She drops another "Oh!"

And that's the end of it, I just leave. I worked hard there when they didn't deserve it. Helped new folks. Even the pick me. Confused how she worked 3 months and needed help with the most simple shit? Hm her mind must've been elsewhere🤔

ANYWAYS, glad someone gets to be happy and in love. I don't really want that right now. After all that^ plus my ex from 2020-2023. Lord that's a story over time where you'd have to keep up with the little pieces of info. Crazy stuff. Mf up there^^ knew all about it and decided to double down.

Do men feel guilt after these things? No matter fact, do CHEATERS feel guilt? Or people who can't just be honest. I knew there was something between my ex and the pick me. And it's okay, my dad always said you can't help who you fall in love with. What's not okay is stringing me along for months and making me feel crazy then becoming hateful because you couldn't do the honorable thing and leave when you knew your heart and eyes were somewhere else. And she is no better, it's okay to like a boy, but to follow him around during his workout, do the puppy dog eyes at every make co worker, then come talk to me, be friendly, listen to what lead to the break up, then hop right in my place. Is it flattering? Concerning? I'm not sure.

It's been months since the break up, March 20something. I just haven't journaled a lot, or cried as much as other breakups. It was more acceptance.., but I've come to think I just shut some lights off. I've been slowing turning them back on but they look better in the dark. Far away from me and my heart. A distance memory.

Yet I can't help but yearn for someone to see me, For more than my shell.

[ddazzlingblds-archive]

HEADCANON 006. CESSATION OF EXISTENCE

      Do you ever stop and think that the world as we know it may end, and we never know when? That all of our hard-earned achievements, in the end, mean nothing to the darkness enveloping oneself, truly rendering everything meaningful to us void?

      I think that Sampo has. Multiple times.

      This phylosophy has, by now, become something he has accepted, even embraced- it must be an important thing to believe in the upcoming void, if one wants to join the Masked Fools.

      Again, referencing this post- the followers of Aha remind me of the Bacchaes, Dyonisus's followers. Less extreme- because we have yet to see one of the MFs commit heinous acts in-game, but if they ever do... ehe...

      I think that Sampo has thoughts on the concept that all life will disappear in the void, one day- and it depends on his mood, on how many personal connections he makes- on his earnings, when he's in a stellar mood because of a scam of his that just worked.

      On the good days, it puts him in a very chipper mood- that it doesn't matter how many enemies he makes and how angry they are at him: he will be enjoying himself with their hard-earned cash. He'll buy himself things that he enjoys, or perfect his disguises with it in order to keep his entertainment levels high. The funnier the scamming was, the better! The more he gains from him, the more enjoyment he can get from the spoils! That it's temporary matters none, because in the end it brought him enjoyment, was worth the trouble and gave him a good laugh.

      The ruin that he brings upon the idiots he scams is temporary, after all- there are things that he will pursue for his own delight, and he'll find these people putting actual effort into chasing him down, tearing their own hair out, funny and meaningless- the world is destined to end, one day! You can't really waste your energies on Sampo Koski playing a trick or two on you!

      For him, it's actually a degree of comforting knowing that he doesn't have to seek real redemption for his action, that he doesn't have to put effort into it. First, he doesn't want to redeem of anything- and second, he doesn't need it. The twisted comfort that he will, one day, simply cease to be- painlessly ( will it be painless? it'd be bliss if it was ) swallowed by the black tar of the universe. Nothing that he will have achieved will matter, none of his material possessions will follow him- there will be nothing left, simply nothingness. In a way, Sampo is almost tiepid about it: he doesn't anticipate it with the same degree of devoted enthusiasm as some of his fellows, but knows it will come, one day.

      And then... then, he has a bad day, and it hits him. It hits him when he lets his brain wander a little too much instead of keeping it grounded.

      It reminds him of the earlier days where he was a newly joined Masked Fool- overthinking, and lots of it. Embracing Aha, but also wracking his brain thinking about how this is so, so enormous- the void! For fuck's sake, the nothingness that will nullify Sampo Koski- everything that he has ever done, anyone he has ever loved, anything that he has ever earned and owned- will be just gone like that. 

      On the worst headspace, the approaching nothingness feels suffocating; a battle he cannot win, an approaching sense of impending doom.

      In these days, he feels like he's split into two entities- one little, pathetic and fearful man, on his hands and knees on the floor as another person casts a shadow over him, voice full of contempt and pity.

      so silly of you to ooze desperation like this! if you're destined to end- what's so bad about that, hmmm? peaceful darkness, cast over you like a theather's curtain, that's what it is! a good performance must have an end- even the most skilled actor can't keep it going forever.

      And, upon looking up- he sees a lacquered, smiling mask donned over his own face, staring back at him with a whimsical, painted-on smile.

      That's when he takes a deep breath, and takes the mask back from the doppelganger.

      Nothing much he can do about it, anyway.

[hojichasunrise]

These mfs actually out here defending gender segregation. I have words and a knuckle sandwich for whoever wrote that.

Women fought like hell to gain access to the institutions men had and be able to attend the same universities and work in the same jobs, then someone is, in modern day, on their knees giving lipservice to segregation.

Imagine if they were defending racial segregation. Bryke, literally: "SePaRAte BuT eQuAl." Women have historically been treated like slaves and kept from power and education justified with keeping us separated to "protect us" and then you still have THIS from people who clearly didn't get the message.

And eastern gender segregation stems from Neo-Confucianism which has been used to justify atrocities like caste systems, slavery, misogyny, class inequality, and child abuse. Bryke approached it and got starry eyed by "spiritual mysticism" like white people who buy buddha statues for decoration while knowing nothing about Buddhism and use it as a prop to signal how spiritual they are. It is ignorant and disrespectful to take superficial aspects from another culture and mimic them for clout without knowing what they actually mean and their origin.

The continuing misogyny plaguing countries with Neo-Confucian historical roots like China, Korea, and Japan still to this day mistreat women. In Korea it is so bad that women formed the 4B movement to protect themselves and their domestic violence rates would make you faint. In China they infanticided so many female children that today men can't find women to marry.

Sexism isn't cute and quirky, Bryke. But sure, existing as a man of wealth and privilege in those systems certainly affords you a kingly treatment, so no wonder Bryke are so in love with gender segregation and think it is so wise and fantastic.

This is so tone deaf all I can compare it to is American "Separate but equal" segregation. Well, tell me, how did that work out for black people? Oh but it has equal right in the name, surely it was perfect sunshine and roses for them. /s

Eastern schools of thought viewed women as corruption, a blight, filth, and reviled them. They viewed menstruation as a disgusting sin. Excluding women stemmed from men viewing themselves as superior and was performed as a way to control women and limit their opportunities to gain power and independence. And then Bryke give lip service to that system.

EXCUSE ME?

I swear to fucking god. How do they get away with this shit? Casual misogyny is just so fun and quirky, tee hee, written by men who never suffered misogyny and who to this day have a privileged existence built on the mistreatment, subjugation, and unpaid labor of women.

What the fuck will it take for men to take women seriously? They take the shackles we wore and praise them. Women, never forget that there are men out there who hate you in such intensity as you cannot fathom and would enslave you again tomorrow if they could, who look at historical misogynistic systems and think them romantic and wise and wish they could be brought back to tie you down under their feet.

Keep fighting because men like Bryke exist, and they hate the rights you gained for yourselves and want to return to the patriarchal systems of old, where you will be enslaved to them as a domestic servant and baby-machine. They don't think you should even be allowed to enter the same buildings as them. They view the time period where you didn't have human rights as "the good old days."

Why are they like this? I thought it was just Aang who was the creator's pet, but now they're extending it to all the Air Nomads.

And that's because in the show we see NO evidence of sexism in the Fire Nation. But now they're retconning everything to make the Fire Nation (where Zuko, one half of zutara, is from) worse and the Air Nomads (one half of kataang) look even better.

Ugh... tell me the writer's never actually dealt with discrimination in the real world without telling me. It's giving "Why is British food covered in beans?" "Well, whY ARE AMERICAN SCHOOL FULL OF SHOOTERS AND DEAD KIDS????"

It's not a good look for Gyatso. For a pacifist, he was real quick to escalate that argument over nothing. It's also confirming my thought that the Air Nomads have a problem with self-righteous xenophobes who aren't critical of their own beliefs and customs. I wonder if they'll ever address the fact that all Air Nomads being air benders has to be a lie based on the existence of Kya and Bumi in LoK. No wonder Aang turned out the way he did. Look who raised him🙄

[cielie-voss]

Big TW: Mental health, panic attacks, ADHD meltdown, the most stupid person on earth.

I just need to let this out, I need a space to rant about this ... This ... This absolute dipshit!

There is this guy at work, he's my age and my apprentice. I got my certificate of apprenticeship in summer 2019, he started his apprenticeship in late 2020 and came to our business in 2021 after he left his first workplace due to unknown circumstances. (Well, now that we know him better, we can guess why he left.)

Before he got the job he started to study multiple times, but never finished even one semester. I think he started 3 or 4 different courses. So he should be a smart and intelligent guy, you might say. Well, I didn't even have a highschool diploma (called Abitur, I have something compared to O-level). And all the time he acts like he's better than me, smarter or even acts like he's my superior even though he knows shit! Acts like he knows everything, tries to appear clever by using words he heard onetime even though he doesn't know what they mean and gets really snappy when you tell him he's wrong. IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS! He even treated me like I AM HIS APPRENTICE in front of customers.

So I have some mental health issues and even though I'm in therapy and get medications, they often affect me at work. I get lots of meltdowns because of overstimulation and sometimes I have mild psychosis. And my boss's wife (the loveliest lady on earth, istg) always cared about me. One day I talked to her about a panic attack I had the day before at a bank, said I felt like I would suffocate. And this mf was in the other room, listening as if he was a spy and thought it was a good idea to tell me "everyone knows you can't suffocate in a bank, stop overdramatizing everything, you're making this shit up." I left, obviously.

Another time, when I had a meltdown because there was too much noise, he said I'm overreacting and doing this for attention and that I just should pull myself together. And one day after I got new medication, i had a bad psychosis at work and he dared to tell me that this isn't a psychosis or anything, that I'm just dehydrated and I should drink a glass of water. And these are just a few examples i had to go through for the past 2 years.

He lets me feel so dump and stupid and like I'm not even sick, that I'm just imagining this and sometimes I'm even questioning if I'm just acting like he says, I'm so unsure and I feel so bad.

And now the best thing about this. His exams are in may and when asked if he wants to stay he said "i don't know, i think k want to go to university again. I want to study psychology to become a psychologist so I can help sick people. Mental health is so important."

And I'm standing next to him like 🙃 "bitch ... What?!"

God, how I hate this piece of shit.

Sorry about my ranting, just needed some space to get it all out.

[batpham-discord-highlights]

Spider-verse Meets BatPham

Source: ghosts-bats-and-more

Fandoms: DP, Batman, and Spiderman (heavy on the Spiderman)

MF

Batpham plus 3 spiders au: Post nwh spider bros get sent to a universe where no one knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

they restart their lives in a new New York and take turns, resulting in Spider-Man becoming a cryptid because sometimes he's a teen, a 29 year old, or a 40 year old.

(When the Bats find out, a betting pool comes into play)

K

Okay but like I gotta know what they do for names when out of the mask. Clearly they're the Parker brothers but like, are they all still Peter or does any of them have a braincell to come up with aliases?

CH

Okay, but what if it was 4 peters

If we add in 🅱️eter

K

🅱️ eter and Peter 2 are the dad and mom friends respectively lol

CH

🅱️eter is dad friend supreme

Bruce is somewhat happy that he has someone to relate to (???), with 🅱️eter being in the business for so long, but he's still confused as to why there are so many Peters here

K

🅱️ eter: eh, you get used to it

MF

Actor names I guess? that's the names given to them in the spider-verse blog I co-run

CH

Alternatively: Burger, Peter, Benjamin and Parker, from oldest to youngest

CH

Or Burrito

I think Burrito is better for 🅱️eter

It's what the B stands for

MF

Burrito! that's the nickname they gave him to differentiate him from RIParker

(aka the blond dead one)

CH

RIP in Peter

Wait

Rest in Peter 😔

You have Burrito, Pigter, and angst man

Imagine a Batpham crossover with comic Peter

Mr. Peter "I have reset the universe before, have no real weaknesses and am radioactive, fight me" Parker

K

His weakness is thinking fast

MF

YGKJFINS

They have spidey sense but not common sense

CH

In the wiki, his weaknesses are: Pesticides, bad luck, can't drive and anti-venom

CH

That's... That's all the spiders...

K

they all share one braincell and it died with RIPeter

MF

Parker Luck ™️ caused them to be discovered in this universe

CH

Gwen would've been the next braincell holder, but even she hasn't seen it in years

MF

mhm

Tom Peter lost braincell privileges for erasing himself from his universe's memory

CH

Tobey's Peter got rid of it with that dance...

Andrew's Peter never even had it, except for the smort moments

K

They don't let Mom (Tobey) Peter or Dad (Beter) Peter live those dances down

I have one more question about the au: do they coordinate to wear matching suits in Gotham or do they have their variations still there? Cause the conspiracy theorist within every batfam member would be on high alert over that

MF

small variations

to tell each other apart

(also the Bats have different suits, it's not out of the ordinary for them to switch yknow?)

K

Makes sense

CH

It's tiny little variations, but conspiracy theorists are constantly confused, because they swore that Spider-Man just left??? Why is he back????? And again???????

MF

and why does he seem older???

CH

Also, another little fun thing is that all the spiders are connected spiritually

CH

Why does that guy have a gut and is tall as shit, but then this one is tiny as can be

MF

Danny thinks Spider-Man is a ghost

for the betting pool

K

Like clockwork

Just shifts between stages of life

CH

WHAT IF ALL THE PETERS KIND OF SET OFF DANNY'S GHOST SENSE???

Because they're all spiritual and have probably died at some point

Comics Peter died like 3 times

MF

TOM'S PETER WAS SNAPPED SO DOES THAT COUNT???

K

Danny: why do you set off my ghost sense? Are you dead?

Beter: haha only on the inside

MF

Tom: I was in Soul World for 5 years?

CH

Comics Peter was shot with a ton of sedatives and then buried alive by Kraven, killed by Otto after Superior Spider-Man, and also by Wade

MF

oh yeah the body switch thingy

Batman being Batman decides to investigate

K

Batman tracks one Spiderman back to an apartment only to find a whole herd of Peters eating cheap ramen together.

MF

pfffft

there is also a hanger rack filled with other suits of various designs and sizes

K

Trying to think quick they claim to be in town for a convention and they're cosplayers

MF

Batman: Then why did Spider-Man come here?

Tom Peter: To hide his identity?

K

Other spideys ^

MF

Batman: Then why am I hearing reports on Spider-Man changing ages and heights?

CH

Batman doesn't know whether to believe him or not because how on earth is such a vigilante so dumb??? There's no way

MF

it gets more suspicious when they introduce themselves as Parker

CH

Batman: why are there so many Parker's?

All the Peter's: ...large family?

K

A bajillion Parkers and one Ben Reilly

MF

Comic: He's our cousin.

Danny: I heard that excuse before....why does he look identical to you?

Ben: Because families are always identical in blood and genetics?

Comic: It's not like the Spider-Verse is real...

Burrito: facepalm

CH

Kaine: Haha, suckers

MF

Comic: Shut it Kaine.

CH

Kaine is just sitting there with 'imperfect clone' trauma

Dani relates

Batman: Why do you go back to one specific tattoo parlor for the same tattoo a lot?

Kaine: ......

Kaine: I have the right to remain silent

MF

Comic: HA

CH

Kaine sets off Danny's ghost sense the most because he's the spideriest

Danny: You taste of angsty spiders and lots of cobwebs

Kaine: how do you even know what those taste like

MF

Danny is the spider detector

K

Tries to use the thermos on them cause spiders be sus

CH

It doesn't work

What if he could make his ghost sense change how it looks depending on who it is

MF

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

CH

Danny, opening his mouth as 17 ghost sense spiders crawl out again, with narrowed eyes: Spider-Man

K

Porker pops up out of nowhere: And Ham!

CH

Alternative to this au, it's reversed

Batpham and Danny end up in one of the spider's universes

Probably 616's

Just because Jameson

K

JJJ would have a field day

CH

J. J. J.: There has been a recent influx of weird vigilantes. Could this be the cause of Spider-Man?

Danny: yo what

K

Peter: How is this my fault this time?!?!

CH

Peter, getting ready to adopt Danny: Ah, I see

Danny is very adoptable

MF

Nightwing: Back off we had him first.

CH

Peter: And??? I'm a New Yorker

Tim, whispering to Bruce: Watch out, he's a new yorker

Giving him Ditko's Peter attitude,, he would be too powerful

Little pissy man against rich bajillionaire

MF

yes

and back to the original idea: many pissy spiders vs one paranoid bat

CH

They're overprotective little bastards and everyone is concerned

K

Batman vs all the webbing they leave around from swinging

CH

To quote something I heard in a video a while ago: "The villains reflect a bit of what the protagonist has; Batman villains are masterminds with personas, Spider-Man villains are spiteful nerds"

K

But then again it adds to the city's spoopy aesthetic

MF

lol yeah

although it dissappears after a few hours

and it depends which fluid a spider uses

sometimes it's organic, other times? nope

they ask Spider-Man how it works several times and get varied answers

CH

Batman: how does the web fluid work?

Spider-Man: Good question

MF

Spider-man: It depends what kind of fluid I use

Spider-man: It's always different

CH

Also depends on the universe

[azirowley]

Some TF2 headcanons but some are. Apparently hot takes???

Pyro is cute. I'm sorry but they are, BUT THEY CAN STILL BE A FULL GROWN ADULT AT THE SAME TIME. tired of people treating pyro like a child!! They can have an obnoxiously pink clutch purse and also kill you these concepts can in fact coexist

Soldier is not mentally stable. This one isn't even a headcanon I just don't like it when new fans forget this and write him like he has consistent strings of thoughts and ideas

Engie mom <3 he is the sole mentally stable person who also doubles as Not An Idiot™ while being fluent in English (sorry Heavy)

Heavy is canonically a silent intellectual I imagine he just can't read in English. Learning a new language is hard bro!!

Pauling doesn't need to take work trips but she does anyways to "monitor" the mercs (okay half the time she really is monitoring them but the other half she's just using excuses to hang out)

I read one singular fanfic where Demo saves a teenage Pauling from the administrator and now I hold the wild opinion that she regards him as a father figure. I will gladly take this one to my grave

Spy dad spy dad spy dad spy dad (collapses) can you tell I have father issues

One of Scout's 8 other brothers is the BLU Scout do not ask me how it's possible. The BLU and RED teams are separate entities and also exact copies of one another

Medic tells a different story every time about how he lost his medical license. Somehow every single story is true at the same time but he really did only lose his license once before going underground

Heavy is a cuddler. This is a very cold take literally everyone thinks this but I think it too and I need people to know

Heavy and Medic are married in every universe prove me wrong /j

Scout and Pyro are unexpectedly close friends. Pyro tells Scout things that they wouldn't even tell Engineer and Scout keeps those secrets really close, uncharacteristically.

Scout offers Pyro some Bonk! And they end up going through respawn. Medic is confused and a little bit horrified of how this mf drinks the stuff every day, which is really saying something.

Sniper genuinely is polite, efficient, and has a plan to kill anyone he meets, he's just mean to the enemy team because they. Are the enemy team.

Spy really did pretend to be a crab at one point from pure boredom and a desire to haunt the BLU team's nightmares (it worked except he also haunts his own team's nightmares as well)

Pyro does not remove their mask to eat. This confuses Engineer because Pyro still eats with the team. Literally. Their food seems to disappear at a normal rate throughout the meal. Engineer is silently hoping to catch how they do it at some point.

Demo, Soldier, Pyro, Scout, and Medic are all banned from cooking anything. Sniper is on thin ice after the piss coffee incident ("It was payback and it was only one time, mate! The bloke provoked me first!" Sniper insists while Spy is sputtering and thoroughly washing his mouth out again)

Medic is a mad scientist and has to deal with the team every day, he's not surprised by most things. He is, however, always mildly taken aback whenever he has to ask Demo to give him the rubbing alcohol. And has to watch Demo stop drinking it before handing it to him.

Spy once asked Pyro to light his cigarette for him and he got sent through respawn. ("Mmmph mphhhmph mphh!" Pyro sobs, Engineer claps a hand on their back while giving an apologetic look to an angry Spy)

[wizardlyghost]

- the newest fad (r.i.p. whale fur) is something called "chairdogs", which i think is some kind of living furniture? there hasn't been a detailed description so far so all i can picture is that footstool dog from beauty and the beast. unnerved yet intrigued.

- it is incredibly difficult to decide which faction is supposed to be closest to the "good guy" role here, all of them are Fucked and become even more so the more the narrative focuses on them. which isn't really new for dune but still.

- leto's long-term plan has finally been revealed! i think? if i'm reading this right, his reign of prescient tyranny and ethically horrifying eugenics experiments have resulted in a) all of siona's descendants being invisible to prescience, and b) the invention of "no-ships", which are also invisible to prescience and possibly just straight-up invisible, it's difficult to say.

- this has led to humans spreading out across "multiple universes" (?!) with no way to track where they went, which means that humanity as a whole is more or less saved from eternal inescapable fascism - there's now no way for the most powerful faction of the day to hunt down and subjugate literally everyone without manually combing infinite space. it doesn't stop tyranny, but it means that tyranny can't squash every other opposing system for ever and ever - there's always going to be free humans somewhere out there in the infinite void.

- and i thought leto ii "god" atreides was morally complicated before.

- the tleilaxu high council introduces another familiar face(changer): scytale! honestly, scytale was one of my favourite characters in the series so far, despite being a vile villain on the evil league of evil. there was just something so intriguing about this genderfluid shapeshifter with a villainous goal but also strong internal principles which she wouldn't break even if it meant her own failure (that "the victim must always have a genuine chance of escape and if they take it they're free" thing made me think i'd like the tleilaxu a lot more than i probably will).

- the tleilaxu high council has been ruling for like ten thousand years by growing new bodies every time they die. they haven't shared this with anyone else though because, and i'm not even joking, if everyone knew how well their government functioned they'd all want eternal overlords (paraphrased). these dudes are jacked for reals.

- they also greet the new day by going to the window and yelling

"THE SUN IS NOT GOD!!!".

- like, damn. tell us how you really feel.

- aparrently the bene gesserits (and maybe the tleilaxu? unclear) are the protagonists because half the plot impetus seems to be that a splitoff branch of both from the other side of the universe has come home to fuck shit up. and also just generally fuck shit. the bene gesserits are sexualised in weird ways but these mfs take it to a whole new level.

- as far as i can tell they're also fully just colour-pallet-inverted counterparts to the bene gesserits lol. right down to wearing orange full-eye contacts to mirror the blue of spice eyes.

- i am kinda giggling at how in book 1 the bene gesserits were kinda introduced as the shady eugenics church, and then in book 2 the bene tleilax were kinda introduced as the evil eugenics church (or at least more evil), and now the "honoured matres" are kinda being introduced as the really, really evil eugenics church. this damn universe has too many eugenics churches and they're all hopefully gonna destroy each other.

- also there's a girl on dune (now "rakis") who can pull a full beastmaster on the sandworms and is currently turning the local religion upside down as the new messiah in town. surely this will end well for her, like it does for every messianic figure in the dune saga.

thoughts so far on heretics of dune:

- DUNCAN! MY BOY! HE'S... alive again??? this time cloned back to life as a kid???? wtf.

- i love that this guy who existed to be killed off for shock value in the first half of book 1 has somehow managed to become the main character of the dune series. like he has literally died in 3/4 of the books so far but he just keeps coming back in roles of increasingly greater narrative significance.

- i'm less stoked that the central bureaucratic force of book five is the bene gesserits, who are also now the ones ordering duncans from the tleilaxu. get your hands off my boy >:(

- the bene gesserits btw are somehow even more fucked up as an organisation now than they were 5k years ago. hope they die.

[i7whua]

the feels | 이 느낌

flamechasers + raidens aka y/n's groupchat!

SUMMARY you were a student in st.freya, but you moved into tevyat uni because of your dad wish. that means a new university, a new life.

WARNINGS 𓂃𓈒➛ cursing, ooc, kys jokes, dark humor (?), bad english

STATUS 𓂃𓈒➛ to be announced

𓂃𓈒➛ Y/N- who steal personalities from her favourite characters. saying kys jokes if someone disagrees with her, since she's always hopeless. a big BIG scarlet witch apologist for some reason. also can't handle when someone yells/screams at her. "stan twice for clear skin!"

𓂃𓈒➛ Raiden Mei- aka y/n's sister! best chef in the entire world, and no one can't even compare. honestly she's kinda scary on the first meeting, but everything will fine soon. the one and only kiana kaslana's girlfriend.

𓂃𓈒➛ Eden- always fell asleep everytime she sings because how angelic her voice is. other than having an angelic voice, she's also rich. she's the example of perfection, rich, beautiful and generous.

𓂃𓈒➛ Elysia- flirts and compliment everyone out of the blue. also an example for perfection(2), many people think she and eden is dating probably they are. she stans loona and more, she likes twice and loona the most.

𓂃𓈒➛ Aponia- everyone's mother figure. i dont know what to say, also another example of perfection(3). people also thinks she is dating elysia, well who knows? she take care of everyone alot, she's just so sweet and kind.

𓂃𓈒➛ Mobius- a crazy irl scientist? kinda an overprotective big sister figure. she judges almost everything and everyone she sees. you can say she is also an example of perfection(4). (why are all of them so perfect im crying)

𓂃𓈒➛ Pardofelis- a big cat lover. she owns few cats, but her favourite one is can. doesn't really like kalpass for some reason. she'll help you by giving materials you need, but have to make a deal/pay. has song playlists for her cats.

𓂃𓈒➛ Vill-V- who is 24/7 always on your side, even though she's always busy. she'll get infos about someone or something you want to know about. a mother-fucking smartass. has few multiple personalities. (canonically she does have like 8 i believe so?)

𓂃𓈒➛ Hua- who stops every fight that's happening. a lifesaver to everyone! everybody calls her grandma because she's the oldest + her hair. make the best food other than mei(2), mostly her dumplings. can be cold sometimes, but eventually will get along.

𓂃𓈒➛ Sakura- gives alot big sister figure vibes. another best chef (3), she teaches people how to cook. she's good at giving people advice, but not with the delivery for sure. let's say she's another example of perfection (5).

𓂃𓈒➛ Griseo- the quietest one. a little sister figure. really talented in painting, sometimes you're even jealous how good she is. she likes colours alot, she'll even describe the colours. (the perfect child.)

𓂃𓈒➛ Kevin Kaslana- a big bro figure. he's sometimes cold and quiet, but sometimes not apparently. he's 100% dating su, he would say "not interested in dating", but would be in su's side no matter what. a mother-fucking smartass (2).

𓂃𓈒➛ Sus- another big bro figure(2). the quietest person (2), but sometimes also not. helps alot on projects/works. people thinks he is fuhua's cousin😭. yeah 100% dating kevin kaslana aka cold mf. and again a mother-fucking smartass (3).

𓂃𓈒➛ Kalpass- a wrecked overprotective big bro figure (3). he likes bullying kids for some reasons, that's why aponia sometimes dislike him. fights alot with Pardofelis and Mobius. no shit he screams alot like loosing his sanity (he is actually).

𓂃𓈒➛ Kosma- another quiet person (3), he rarely talks like srs. even in chat, he'll just chat "...", he never really say anything because he overthinks a lot and sometimes can't figure out what to say. he seems to be self-conscious. kosma could have a whole conversation with himself in his head before he figures out the right words. (kosma is like us frfr)

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NOTE: this is my first time writing these, I apology if it doesn't make sense and have many typos. english is also not my first language.