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Hi to the 2 people that will see this
weird q but do you sometimes eat cold bland supermarket chicken fridge leftovers as a snack. is this a white person thing. is my dad a secretly a white person or is he just weird
#I’ve heard it’s a white person thing#(are you guys ok)#but I’ve also seen my friends do it#and my dad does it#is he secretly a white person#y’all are weird#/aff#i want to study you under a microscope yk#why would you do this to urself#like just get cheese or smth
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Ways I get fruits n veggies in me:
- putting oranges and peppers on the counter where it’s easy to snack on while I make other food
- buying frozen strawberries for cheap to make smoothies which are cold on a hot day
- buying 100% fruit juices or 100% fruit popsicles so I have cold juice to drink on a hot day
Ways I do not get fruits n veggies in me:
- buying frozen veggies I don’t really want to eat because I think they’re healthy
- buying fruits I don’t really like because I think they’re healthy
- buying fruits or veggies which require prep time to eat in a way I like
- getting upset at myself for not eating enough fruits n veggies
Notice how the ways I eat the fruits and veggies have a built in incentive to eat them?
- peppers n oranges on the counter are easy to eat and require no prep time. If I want a meal, or I’m just I the kitchen, they’re easy to grab and munch on.
- I get bored and distracted when I cook. Having something to do with my hands, like peeling an orange, keeps me busy while keeping me in the kitchen near my food. And then I peeled the orange so I might as well eat it.
- smoothies and cold juice/popsicles work because the weather is hot and I already want to cool down. The incentive exists naturally because I like how they taste and I’m already looking for something cold.
- smoothies/juice/popsicles also have a consistent texture, which unprocessed fruit and veggies do not have. Texture is a big driver of what I eat or don’t, so having a pleasant/consistent texture makes me more likely to choose something.
If u prep ur own food and are worried ur not eating enough fruits n veggies, it might be time to go through how you usually choose what to eat and what’s blocking the fruit and veggie choices. Usually there is something that makes the alternate choice you make more appealing (including not eating anything, that is a choice that you make too).
Does having to cut/peel an orange take too long, so you pick the easily openable chips? That’s great! You have chips! But if you want fruit too, maybe get something you can just pick up and eat, like an apple or pear.
Does having fresh veggies sound great, but they’re not warm and you’re already freezing, so you pick the warm tater tots you can make in the oven? That’s great! You have tater tots! But if you want veggies too, maybe make some warm vegetable soup, or get a microwave pack of steamed green beans or broccoli.
Do you feel like you want to add more vitamins to your diet, but you don’t like the taste of vegetables or fruit, so you just stare in the cabinet and then don’t pick anything? Get something that has what you need that tastes different. Maybe that’s a supplement (talk to your doctor first, those still can interact with other meds or general health), maybe that’s a protein bar you like, maybe it’s chopping veggies up real tiny and putting them in your pasta sauce. It’s okay if it’s not the most “economical” or “healthy” solution; if it results in you actually eating more of what you’re trying to eat, it’s worth it.
This applies to other foods too; I need more protein in my diet, so I buy protein bars and oven-bakeable orange chicken, even if there are “healthier” more protein dense foods. I don’t like kale or beans, eggs and I are frenemies, and steak (my beloved) takes a lot of time and attention to cook properly. I need to drink more water, so I buy powdered lemonade and sparkling water. Maybe you hate chicken and protein bars and sparkling water and lemonade. You’re not me. What do you like? What do you need? What makes your needs more likeable? Go buy/make/do that.
#I just have strong feelings about this okay#my mom gets on me for not eating the entire rainbow or smth#and tbh#I am not. concerned. about that.#because even if I bought the rainbow I would not eat the rainbow#and then the rainbow would get very moldy or freezerburned#but I have noticed that I eat more fruits and veggies now because I buy stuff i like#and put them in places where I’m likely to eat them#it’s just that#my roommate bought peaches and they were too mushy to eat on their own so I cut em up and smoothied them#with my strawberries#surprise surprise suddenly I ate a ton of peaches#yes I eat like 4 meals ever but I also have 4 reliable fruit/veggie options#<- is autistic and struggles to eat a variety of foods#my doctor gets so worried alkdjfjsjdkfj he’s like ‘im worried you don’t have enough variety in your diet’ my brother in Christ you’re lucky#that it’s 4 meals and not 2#because when I went to the dining hall it was 2#chicken tenders or pizza#that’s it#so really now that I’m eating brats and grilled cheese and orange chicken and occasionally pasta#I’ve doubled my meal variety#the one sad thing is that the orange chicken is pricey#otherwise I would probably eat it every day
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i know nobody wants to hear about my self insert bs but i had like 2 main storylines clashing so hard in my brain to the point i gave up on them cause one was in the 80s in game storyline and other in like 90s with tse dave and my mind just wanted both at once and merge them but it just did not work at all so those braincells died off. now the tse one picked up again after finishing the book but i miss the game one even if it was cheesy and unoriginal. a mans gotta do what hes gotta do (make up self insert stories in his head every day before bed) (dont read the tags its info that should only have been shared by me being waterboarded)
#so the meat and potatoes (because one day i will forget about the details and will want to remind myself)#80s one is just me being a photographer/artist or whatever. curious about W and wanting to know more#i work with the police momentarily to interview W (post mci) (i pretend to be a journalist or something. doesnt have to make sense#its all just for my own gain anyway and i get closer to him to answer my own questions about freddys. end up watching w so closely#i fall for him (<- cheese) and i help him with work and stuff. he does get springlocked eventually and theres some remnant shenanigans#(note: i do feel weird about keeping him a killer but i dont like aus where he isnt one. gotta suck it up and be a monsterfucker in the#different sense lol)#the tse one is. pretty straighforward.. or smth.. i live in the city and see dave around i see him patroling around the mall#i get curious get closer offer him a cig from a pack that i only buy because of him#we chat get to know eo he tries to kill me but i have delved deeper into the history and the unsolved cases and this is proof to me#(same applies here. killers irl arent cool and im closing my eyes to that here cause its fiction and i just want to put an old fictional#man on a leash. -who said that)#anyway its proof to me hes W.A. and i play around with him#i cook him dinner and repair his fursuit <3 /j#i put a SPH on his fursuit /J unless#if you read this far send me your favorite animal in my ask box. no dont actually
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Also, when Elle fronted. She decided to check out what yno was all about and she ended up liking playing yume nikki A Lot.
#aria rants#she fronted when i went to eat smth cheesey cuz i dont like cheese but she loves it so she gets the front privileges#truth be told. yume nikki isnt a game for me personally cuz the gameplay is... Something#its interesting! but when i tried playing it myself when i went on an rpgmaker game playthrough fun. i couldnt play it long enough...#some rooms has visuals that makes me Horribly motion sick as well as the eyestrain is just Augh o<-<#also i generally dont like the feeling of blindly going around places with no clear indication of where i should go#it makes me feel Uncomfortably Lost and somehow suffocated? combined with the motion sickness and the eyestrain... it sure was an Experience#altho yno as a site is pretty neat! it has maps for every area. and it even tells who what name the area has. which decreases a lot of#Bad Factors for me but yea. the game itself isnt for me. but elle likes it so she gets to front and play that if they want!
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yesterday someone responded to me posting a pic of Simon (my oc) on my instagram story saying "Very very nice (just not as cute as Harvey)" and I haven't been right since <3
#exCUSE YOU#BOTH MY BABYGIRLS FINE AF#SMH#the disresPECT#I'm not like livid or anything#I have enough emotional maturity to just be like whatever#but still as a word of advice#please don't say rude things about fanartists' chars when they decide to focus on drawing their own characters...#It can and will be misconstrued as 'I don't think your original content is worth my consideration' n it hurts#cus like i know babygirl#I had no followers back when I was just drawing my ocs#cuz im not good enough and fast enough to get people to rally behind my ocs#but im apparently just good enough to get people to notice when i draw their fav blorbo or smth#whatever#I'll never be good enough and I've just accepted that#I'm not a real artist and I'm not creative enough to have any sort of interesting legacy#what the fuck ever#I can make better mac and cheese than 99% of yall and thats all dat matters fr
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wait no ive been thinking more on my merlin x ouat crossover post.
merlin was angry after arthur’s death. he was enraged. he was fed lies from the beginning, was told of a future golden age that was never to come. that damn lizard lied to him and manipulated him to get what he wanted - the destruction of the pendragon line. revenge for killing his kind and chaining him up for decades. the druids revered him and knew of his destiny but never once warned him of what was to come. he had shouldered the weight, the burden, of fate and prophecies and destiny only for it to be for NOTHING in the end. merlin is angry and punishes…everyone. himself included. kilgharrah was right about one thing: he IS magic. he pulls the magic from the world and contains it, keeps it from interfering with humanity. no more sorcerers, no more prophecies, no more destiny. a world without magic. except merlin.
(a LOT more under the cut)
merlin feels the disturbance in the force and makes his way on into storybrooke. its magic unlike his, magic from another realm. just walking through the boundary makes him feel ill but perhaps that was from the rush of unnatural magic coursing through his body. his bottomless well of magic consumes the odd magic and he can feel new spells and enchantments and powers buzz under his skin but he ignores it. he knows the town is some kind of curse, dark magic that sticks to his skin and makes him feel dirty.
merlin pops into town in the beginning so neither regina nor gold notice his presence. he keeps up appearances as an old homeless guy and observes the odd small town in maine. he watches the people not age, the children not move up a grade. he watches as they seem to reset every day to relive the same 24 hours again and again and again. the mayor, regina, seems to be the only one who can move freely/break free of the monotony. the pawn shop owner can also move freely but he for some reason likes to keep up appearances and takes the steps and says the words he’s meant to. merlin cant say much or judge since he’s doing the same.
it takes regina a little over 18 years to crack from the routine and one day acquires a baby. oddly enough, the baby grows, he ages, he is not stuck on loop like the rest of the town. merlin is intrigued and keeps a close eye on the child, the boy, henry. henry becomes aware of the peculiarity of storybrooke at age eight when once again his friends from second grade don’t move up with him to third. the boy is desperate for answers and regina, desperate to keep up appearances and the curse from falling apart, sticks him in therapy. Merlin listens in on regina's subsequent conversation with gold and pieces the entire picture together. he had been wondering and wanted to get rid of the odd magic from his realm and free the people, but no one outside of storybrooke had noticed the appearance of a new town and the people weren't being hurt or aging so they weren't missing anything - so sue him for not being in much of a rush to fix anything. besides, eighteen years is nothing to an immortal. (besides times two, the curse has a timer on it, it seems like it'll resolve itself soon.)
they had come from the enchanted forest, a realm which few humans have been able to see into, real events they had turned into fairy tales and published for the world to read. merlin understood. henry doesn't. he's desperate for answers and the people around him treat him like a child, which he is but it doesn't make it okay. he knows something is wrong. why don't people see it?
henry plops down next to merlin one day. they sit in silence for a bit before henry starts speaking. he doesn't expect much from the old homeless man, but at least he won't judge henry the way henry's friends and family do. they look at him like he's crazy. he's not crazy. and if he is...then the old man probably won't judge him. he talks about what he's learned, how he feels, and wonders what he's supposed to do. merlin turns to look at the boy and shares his sentiment, though not aloud. regina finds him all too soon and henry is pulled away, but he did find comfort in letting everything out without fear of judgement or disreguard.
henry keeps going back. he keeps sitting next to merlin and ranting. merlin lets him. he finds it nice to speak to someone, though henry is doing all the talking, and having another mind to bounce ideas off of, though again henry is doing all the talking but his ideas are different than merlin's and they're nice to hear. it takes a while, close to a year, before henry realizes that merlin is never in the same spot from day to day, that he doesn't reset like everyone else. henry is so excited to finally have someone else in town like him, though not like his mom who keeps insisting that henry is just a child with a wild imagination.
henry looks at merlin like he would have the answers. which he does. but can merlin place that on this little boy's shoulders? he looks at his wide brown eyes, his childlike wonder, his glistening hope and knows he can't. sure, he would know the truth, but was the truth worth knowing? merlin was told the truth when he was twice henry's age, and look how that turned out. henry seems disappointed but not deterred. he seems to make it his mission to find the old man not bound by the strange rules of the town.
it takes another year before merlin feels the odd magic of the cursed town pulse around them and he knows it's time. he follows the magic at night to a well in the forest and finds a story book placed there. he flips through it and finds all their stories, how they ended up there, and reads through it. a day passes before he's finished and has to sit and process. in the end, he decided to give the book to henry when he seeks the old man out again the following day. henry was the only one besides him who seemed aware of the oddity of the town, maybe not the curse specifically but still, who also wanted to change it. plus, his own natural magic seemed to be pushing him towards the little boy for a reason - perhaps because he was of merlin's realm.
regardless, henry accepts the book as truth easily. of course he did. he was a kid desperate for answers and willing to accept anything, no matter how strange, for answers. he seemed to take the fact that it was the old man who handed him the book as a sign that the old man would be his guide of mentor. merlin tries to resist, he's not someone to look up to or to admire or to go to for answers, but henry is relentless and finally merlin folds. he helps out where he can, finally speaks to the boy, which they both seem just as surprised by, and gives him the vaguest answers possible in hopes that it would give him a spark of an idea because merlin is just as lost as him if not more.
merlin guiding henry to finding a way to break the curse, mirroring the disney version, the sword in the stone version, of merlin and arthur's story. not to say that henry is arthur reincarnated but like...did we ever get a story of merlin and arthur that wasn't the camelot plot?? like small child guided by older mentor? i can't remember. it's been so long since i've watched ouat.
anyways, after everything is said and done and the curse is broken, merlin is like "ugh finally, now i can go home and wait for my husband to return from war" but henry grabs his hand and gives him his kicked puppy look like "what? you're leaving?? i thought you loved me grandpa :(" and merlin is just like "...fuck. if i'm gonna be helping you guys, i'm not doing it with arthritis." and shifts into his younger form to go along with all their batshit crazy shenanigans while henry is just in the back like "my grandpa is actually my dad :O"
#the more i think about this idea#the more i want to write it#but i know it'll never get done#so if anyone wants to write this PLEASE tag me#ouat#bbc merlin#once upon a time#henry mills#merlin emrys#ouat x bbc merlin crossover#fic idea#fanfic idea#fanfiction idea#regina mills#mr gold#rumplestiltskin#evil queen#i view this worldbuilding like...plates#like all the realms of the land are all the different foods on a plate. the enchanted forest is like. collard greens. while merlins realm i#like mac n cheese or smth. they're all on the same plate just split apart.#different universes/realities would be another plate filled with food hovering above of beside the original plate.#and merlin (over time) grew into the full scope of his powers (especially considering he channeled all of his realms magic into himself)#and is able to detect and observe magic visually in a way others cant. AND is able to kinda understand spells with just a bit of hovering#and prodding#maybe the story of merlin and arthur is told in the enchanted forest like a fairy tale in the way that the enchanted forest stories are tol#like fairy tales in merlins realm. so when merlin hears the enchanted forests version of his tale (slightly twisted the way theirs were) he#just kinda reminded of how devastating it all was and how hopeless everything was. and he kinda gives up. ofc he'll still hold out hope tha#arthur will return but he kinda admits to himself that this will be his life for ever. then - as his last shred of hope fades away#arthur returns and merlin races across the pond - his pseudo son and co-parenting team in tow to finally meet his long lost husband
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as someone who frequently doesnt eat real food for days due to the eating disorder. i might literally have a meltdown abt being unable to eat real food cuz my throat is too swollen to swallow anything. i WANT to eat. do you know how rare that is!!!!
#yelling at clouds#it's my Only symptom at this point#my throat is insanely swollen and i keep coughing up phlegm. that's it#i started getting a headache earlier n i think it was purely dehydration. my nose isnt blocked!#i feel like smth is Stuck in my throat. it is my fucking uvula.#im gonna make more soup i just#i am so mad i cant even have Good soup. cuz i need it to be purely liquid.#what is the POINT if the soup isnt 50% cheese!!!!!
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sighs it was suuuper busy today ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -。꒱ྀི১ but my coworker needed to catch up on bsd so we watched most of s5 when we had a lil free time!! :3 now i am the sleepiest ever!! time for me to rest up to do it all again tmrw!! i hope your friyay was incredible just like YOU!!! ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა
#ᕱ⑅ᕱ.* journals!#my coworker brought in tgiving left overs!! woo!! ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ we had green bean casserole & homemade mac & cheese!!! it was SO GOOD!!#& i brought in a piece of pumpkin pie for us to share!! & w whipped cream ofc!! :3 def helped make my friday go so well!! <33#i didn't get to half the stuff i wanted to on here :'< but tmrw is a new day!! & i always try to believe in myself! ૮₍ ˃ ᵕ ˂ ₎ა#remember!! even a lil progress is still progress!! <33 just smth i like to tell myself on days i feel like i fall short ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭#anyways!! ILYASM!! but it's time for a certain girl & her lover boy to hit the hay!! ☆૮꒰ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ。꒱ა nighty night!! <33
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starting the day off Wrong with. nerds gummy clusters for breakfast,
#toy txt post#i will regret this#(half joking) specifically to spite that post telling me i Have eat a vegetable#i recognize its True. i dont even personally particularly have trouble w vegetables. i like a good number of vegetables in different ways#but something about it is scraping its nails down the chalkboard the wrong way for me#i cant tell you how i would prefer a post like that to be worded. but smth about it pisses me off idk#im vagueing and idk if i could even find the post but like. i really love op being like 'im saying this in the gentlest way possible' and#then u check the notes and their replies to ppl saying no they dont want to is 'die then' and i cant even blame them for that. it has#many notes im sure theyre out of patience to keep being Gentle. but smth about it is just. Grating#i am not sure theres One good way to get picky eaters to try new foods but god that post is Not vibing with me#i want you all to know im being sooo strong rn ive seen it on my dash TWICE and resisted the urge to reblog it w stupid spiteful shit in the#tags lol. im being so strong. im resisting. im making my own post to say stupid shit in the tags#also god it is such a good thing i already like vegetables bc some of the shit ppl are reccomending in the notes.................#🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢#LIKE to each their own if thats what works then go off everyone likes different things but also oh my fucking god some of that#is like the grossest shit. i am not putting fucking cheese on anything are you insane. creamy soups???? you want me to eat CREAMY SOUPS???#A L F R E D O S A U C E ?????? if thats what it takes yall then go wild but asgajgudvakgeuvuw could NOT be me and that is OKAY#im allowed to dislike things that others like and youre allowed to like things i find. detestable. do not take it personally#keep in mind i find so many things detestable it is Not fucking personal. except sauerkraut. that shit is a hatecrime against me personally#<-joking it is a joke. (its not) it is a joke. keep sauerkraut away from me tho please im dying squirtle#if your method of keeping it away from me is to eat it all and go oooo that was so yummy thats fine. whatever it takes#i do wonder about the ppl suggesting to pickle things to consume vegetables#dont get me wrong i am pro pickles as hell i go insane for pickles. however. im not sure they count as a 'vegetable' from a nutrient#standpoint? also the person in the notes being sad they have a hard time eating vegetables and being like wah i cant eat anything but pizza#i want that person to know pizza is vegetables. YES get off my ass tomato is botanically a fruit shut up vegetables arent real#its all fruit or leafs or seeds. pizza is a vegetable. hell especially if you can put veggie toppings on there instead if just eating plain#cheese pizza like me. thats vegetable. idk how to help ppl who have issues w veggies Texturally bc i Love vegetable textures theyre so much#nicer to me than meat texture. fruit textures also my beloved. unless they arent. bananas love to play games#if its taste thats the issue tho i say find a sauce u like and go crazy. douse it in sauce til its just vegetable texture that tastes like#yummy sauce
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OK the thing I cooked today was hamburger helper except I didn't have milk so I substituted with water and uh. 9 slices of cheese. And then I dumped in a metric fuck ton of cayenne pepper, cumin, diced garlic, onion powder, and basil. And added peas.
I rly hope it's not the fault of the pasta itself that I not-choked choked like that. Bc it rly is quite tasty. And it would be Very tragic if I couldn't eat the rest of it bc it was trying to kill me.
#speculation nation#it could be the stringiness of the cheese. or maybe something with the spices? idfk#spicy food doesnt do anything to my throat tho usually. so i dunno#maybe i was just unlucky. maybe i go a lil smth smth stuck in my throat. maybe it was just exhaustion#bc my body likes making me unhappy to try to get me to go to bed.#who knows! im alive tho nyehe. and then i proceeded to read some of the most xeno smut ive ever read. god bless.#im having an interesting night if you hadnt guessed
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Mood rn currently is one half pouting so dramatically bc I can’t sit at my desk (I so could my back is just irritated at me for sitting up too long so I’m laying down for a while) and half gif of very little puppies and kittens doing the big run thing where their legs go out and various ‘we stay silly’ cat images lol
I promise I’m ok anon :3
#if/when it gets more serious my first go to is my mom rather than tumblr#and she’s like. familiar with most of my stubborn shit regarding meds and what I can or can’t bear#genuinely surprised me that I hit points that I couldn’t at the hospital. kinda humbling. but also nice to know that my stubborn disregard#of my own pain for like. cooking Mac and cheese or smth. isn’t limitless#um. this post is typed with vibes of I’m holding ur hand and swinging it just a very little bit bc my shoulders annoying with big motions#today but it’s still :3
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#husband managed to accidentally poison me for the 5th time now -_-#there's a reason i don't like eating at at new places...#there was a taco place he really wanted to bring me to and made sure to ask about gluten and cheese#ordered street tacos with corn tortillas and no cheese and thought everything was okay#turns out there was little bits of beef mixed in with the grilled chicken and i didn't notice until#i was halfway thru it...... i am also allergic to beef. and my stomach already hurts#so im in for a rough couple days while it works thru me painfully yippee and hubby is really upset#so hey if im not here for a couple days that's because i'm curled in the fetal position in bed crying while my guts scream#is that tmi? maybe but damn. this is the 5th time i've been poisoned while eating smth hubby#wanted to...#(( ooc. ))#and he gets on me about not being 'epicurious'... this is why. bc if they get his order wrong it just doesn't taste as good#if they get mine wrong... best case im in pain for a couple days. worst case i end up in the hospital again#venting tw#negativity tw
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#a bitch gets tired of being told she's stupid ...!!!#yes i did say what if the floor was bread#but ..! then i get complimented for my thoughts on antisemitism from a jewish lawyer so...!#what now hmmm...?????#who is a genius for a split second hmmmm ..???#not u ..!! ha ! ha !#anyway#i have to take a shower and pick up my mom from work#and i do not know how to get there#i also have to eat smth i'm prob just gna eat any bagel w vegan chive cream cheese bro is that stuff amazing i was having#insane cream cheese cravings but i held off..!! i was like no girlie that is bad for u ..!!#and i found almond chive cream cheese and it's perfect :')#also protein powder in yogurt is genius#still have to get used to the texture but it's sm better than drinking it#coconut yogurt my beloved#man i eat like this and lose absolutely nothing but my dad eats three popcorn bags in one sitting and loses weight 😀😀#u win some u lose most of the time :'D#anyway..!! g2g#all my friends and family are on vacation rn so deal with this bc i don't have anyone to talk to rn ..! i already talked to my cat
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how to realize i've had enough academically speaking today: i started to think about rafael and luca's domestic life, in case they somehow meet and get together after rafael's divorce.
#oc talk#i imagine he would be heartbroken but luca would be able to lift his spirits just by existing. luca would come home#after doing grocery shopping and he would be like 'ah!! i forgot salt and cheese!' while rafael's all 'its ok<3 i'll buy it get comfy'#he would be. really protective; the type to kill the bug except luca would feel bad so he asks him to put it outside instead.#these little kind gestures he shows through the day would enamour him more tbh. i dont think they would fight that much#because luca is just too soft to get angry; and he would be way too soft towards him to get angry at anything he does.#ok maybe he would get a bit angry on the whole 'not doing anything else besides blocking to the person who sends me death threats'#but its not directed at him its more the frustration over the fact he seems to be too kind and non confrontational for his own good.#a family can be a femboy who lives off streaming on twitch; a divorced soldier#and the guy who seems part of their lives because he loves to send said femboy horrific and medically accurate death threats.#also finally luca can live off something that isnt delivery or instant noodles because rafael will cook sometimes for the both of them#although he also doesnt know to cook. a lot of things bc charlotte used to be in charge of that (like the fucking patriarchy /j /s)#but hey at least they can eat homemade soup. or chicken wings. its better than nothing.#another thing is that he would feel suspicious of anything luca's fans send him and inspect the package just to see it doesnt contains.#an explosive or something KJDNKJDSNFJNJ the package needs to surpass his vibe check /j#oh and he would feel extremely awkward appearing on stream even if accidentally so whenever luca is Working™#he secludes himself on the living room and talks to mary or smth. luca on the other hand would probably talk about him on stream#whenever he knows he will be busy and not come home for a few days or more. he would miss him a lot:c#another thing before going to sleep and because i needed to say it: rafael's sex life would suffer a significant downgrade. and i dont mean#that sex became bad; moreso he doesnt have sex like. ever. his meat stick has no use now besides peeing#maybe now that hes dating someone though luca may be open to have sex SOMETIMES; but for him sometimes is like. 1 time every 2 months#and rafael's used to be way more sexually active (plus the few times would need to be way softer compared to how he was used with charlotte#i imagine that can be a bit frustrating tbh and as any guy traumatized by being cheated on (even more on his case) he would be#somewhat scared that luca doesnt likes him actually and that hes already looking for someone else/has someone else 'satisfying' him already#he realizes it doesnt makes sense at all because hes not that type of person; or so it seems. he was already tricked once for years.#but its ok they will find a solution because theyre 💖💘💖IN LOVE💖💘💖 the lingerie luca had for onlyfans could be useful for something#probably
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I'm homee
#scream#put my pizza in the big pizza oven for a sec to warm it up n I'm pretty sure a lil piece of cheese like burned the stone#I'm like 99% sure its fine I might just get a lil annoyed cook abt using it on my ass tmmr but its not a burn hazard or smth i think#but that 1% bro#kyle.txt
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jalapeño eggggggggggg
#toy txt post#its Jalapeño Egg time again!!!!!!!#and afternoon coffee#would love to get to a point. in my mental health. spoon distribution. executive function and time management that i could#hold a job and still have jalapeño egg and coffee everyday. maybe have a couple chickens or smth#ive gotten it to be fairly medium spoons on. a good day. or like high spoons medium high reward#the spoon to payoff ratio seems achievable to Balance#compliments the coffee well#if youre curious its Very Basic egg bc i am a Simple Man i and i dont like fancy shit with lots of ingredience generally.#not like on principle just like. statistically speaking.#pan with butter. 2-3 eggs bc that seems like a Normal and Reasonable Amount to allow myself to eat while leaving enough eggs for Future Me#as well. the butter i use is salted. if that matters. u can prolly get away with like olive oil or dairy substitute or somethin idk.#i can tolerate lactose and i like it with the butter. be generous w the butter. stir the eggs up in a little mug or smth like scrample em.#break the yolks and mix em in. cook eggs to your desired egg cookedness. put on plate#put sliced jalapeño pickles on top to desired amount#voila#jalapeño egg. you can alter this as you want. go crazy mix in all sorts of shit put the jalapeños in while youre cooking it cheese whatever#idc. i dont like all that stuff in mine and i prefer it w the jalapeños added after its done cooking personally. pairs well with#black coffee. good black cofffee. like pickle n coffee but elevated. think it takes me like maybe 30 min to do both egg and coffee and#clean up/set aside to clean up later. BUT thats also including the fact that im making coffee in a fancy lil stupid pour over and gotta#babysit it to make sure it hits all those grounds evenly. and watch the bubbles. could deffo do it faster if u have a faster way to make/#have the coffee haha#learning to cook food at all has been learning that i was right as a child when i realized i dont like fancy/complicated ass foods#again not necessarily on principle just like. everytime i see some recipe or gourmet shit or fucking food network im like#wow thats uh. Pretty. that sure looks like it takes a Lot Of Skill And Work! good job!#personally i wouldve stopped like about 5 ingredients and 400 steps ago and not just cos im lazy as shit. that part is bonus#anyway ☆this is not a moral judgement of fancy ass foods. i simply tend not to like them and my Annoyed Tone is purely from#going to some silly little event and they never got basic ass boring fucking plain god damn brownies anymore. everyones gotta get fancy and#Do Shit to em and leave me No Options. smh. its Fine Youre Fine To Like The Fancy Desserts and Many Ingredient Dishes#its Fine! youre Fine! to eat and like fancy desserts and shit. i am simply a Picky Bitch Eater Grumbling In The Corner. let me liiiive
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