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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.
Bruce: Jason what are you doing?
Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son
Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D
Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.
Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though
This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO
I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.
Robin!Jason era:
Dick: You wanna go out and get high?
Jason: I can't, I have homework.
Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?
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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing
Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.
Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.
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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-
Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch
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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-
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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce
Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics
Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK
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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure
Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??
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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago
Dick, sweating: Well-
Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?
#Jason (disappointedly): you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero#Dick: we have so much to catch up on! anyways so Tim became Robin and I'm a cop in Bludha-#Jason (incredibly distraught): YOURE A COP??!?#Jason to tim: Alright looks like I have to be the one to pass on Dick's legacy now LISTEN HERE-#ok but seriously Tim is already insane on his own. kid didn't need dick's guidance at all. he's just like that#imagine the chaotic older brother u grew up with turned out to be a cop id literally throw up#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#robin!jason#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#bruce wayne#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting
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It's only me and you in this cruel world walking radiator
#pokemon#i like the dawn is akari and imagine finishing your adventure and then arceus is like wham bam good luck id be a hater too#the '0' suprise face everyone makes is so cute its like !!! then neutral again#love my cringe fail fire weasel who i keep picking fights with overleveled frenzies with ur doing great buddy#they kept saying youll die out there I DARE YOU SHE WOULD DESTROY YOU ALL#i only just got to the autumn place i love exploring and side quests
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my genuine reaction watching batman beat the ever loving fuck out of Jason in under the red hood when the only other batfam media I know is wayne family adventures
#im aware wfa is fanmade but like. i had severe delusions of bruce's ability as a dad#he threw him face first against all four walls and then the TOILET. die you bitch!!!#lego batman wouldnt have done this#im trying to get into more dc especially batman/batfam. im not really into comics and i prefer animation#but if anyone wants to send some recs my way id really appreciate it. especially some where bruce is nice!!#jason todd#red hood#batman#under the red hood#dc#beth.txt
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Have you ever just. Owned a game. For so long. And then while looking through a nameless webstore you find out it has a collectors edition, and while you haven't played the game in so long you're gripped with the sudden urge to buy the $105 limited collectors edition of Tokyo tattoo girls.
(also very confused on what even is in the thing... There's an art book and a soundtrack and just like.. a collectors box?? I'm embarrassed enough having the game on my shelf already I don't want some showy box (but it would be really funny))
#i think im like the sole person who owns this game#half joking but. like not really.#i just dont wanna have to go to some game store and sell it#that would be mega embarrassing#like id die#on the spot#also to the people who rated this game 5*s#thats a joke right#youre joking right#like im not that bad at least#tokyo tattoo girls#i tag this shamefully
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doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday
#🧻 sharts#danny phantom#danny fenton#dash baxter#i aint tagging everyone else. jazz was the most fun to doodle though#figuring out their faces was . hm. it was a moment. i hope i made jazz and danny look related enough HAHA probably not. i wanted jazz and#him to have the same eyes its just jazz still looks like a normal girl and danny looks like he's lost all zest and life for the world#like shit man if someone looked at me like that in the highschool hallway id be scared too i dont blame you dash#UGH DASH IS LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO DRAW FOR THIS FIC. i love it so much. i love me a shitty guy turned nice#elderich horror danny is cool. im tag rambling now. my bad#this fic has a bit of a death grip on me. i need to be normal and go to bed#ALSO I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW TUCKER IM SO SORRY. HIS HAT. IT PAINS ME#anyway uhhh if u like danny phantom read dis fic? pretty please? for me? its at 127k words atm so. if youve got a day to spare#(dont be like i me i fucked up my eyes binge reading it LMFAO. be smarter)#guess ill die (danphantom)
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aww what's that baby? you want more? you want me to give you more than just the tip? aw you're such a desperate little thing aren't you? begging me to push it all in. you look so cute like this, desperate and needy to be fucked properly. isn't that right? yeah it is. you just want me to push it in and fuck that little head silly. stretch you out until you can't think about anything except how full you are. how deep i am inside you that your useless little brain is falling out. yeah i know you want it that bad baby but you're gonna have to beg much prettier than that for it. gotta show me you really want it, now go on and beg for me darling
#this made me blush#i wrote it and it made me blush#wtf#anyways id just about die#if someone told me this#like its so hot#id melt and just evaporate#mine#gender neutral
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from a post about laika
#I wasnt going to post this it was kind of me just doodling but I rlly like how this looks actually so . weaughhhh.#die a thousand deaths Gordon your ass is NOT escaping the Laika allegations#id in alt text#Starts running around#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#half life#hl#hl1#freehoun#half life 1#my art
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If you're up for a double doozy, maybe some PaulKins? (Totally chill if not though)
i am not immune to them
#id in alt text#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins#emdroid#paul 23#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#forever and always#nerdy prudes must die#definitely art#SOMEBODY SAVE ME IM FALLING!!!!!! AAUUUUAGAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!#hatchetfield#nightmare time
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these are the silt verses, and I name our disciples thus
#the silt verses#sister carpenter#brother faulkner#paige duplass#james hayward#not 100% happy with this but I've been working on it for uhh two months and wanted to get it up before the next ep#cannot stress enough this isn't necessarily how i picture these characters but moreso what I can draw LOL#every time I try to conceptualize them it's like trying to look at someone without my glasses#in that i get vague forms etc but nothing concrete#it's weird bc it's like. the more i relisten the less concrete image i have of them /thinks#though I will say i will die on curly haired + freckles faulkner#and I usually picture carpenter with a simple wavy ponytail#also in terms of scars i like the idea of faulkner having a scar on his hand from the glass in the s2 finale#and hayward having a scar on his forehead from hembrey!#also i don't think hayward smokes but i liked how it looked when paired with paige and her alcohol!#also something something he might have tried once to blend in with the other police officers but never took to it#been wanting to draw something for silt verses for forever so!!#edit: added an alt id in the image description!#uploaded this last night and completely forgot to i'm sorry!#pls lmk if it's too long or not really a good description!
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they'll find each other again, eventually
#yugioh#ygo dm#ygo#yugi mutou#yuugi mutou#yami yugi#pharaoh atem#atem#yugioh atem#puzzleshipping#blindshipping#my art tag#artists on tumblr#illustration#hello . i drew this like 2 yrs ago atp and i realized i. never posted it lol oospie xP#im still rlly proud of it !! fond of how atem came out in particular#did yuugi die? was atem brought back to life?? u tell me!#(its the second one imo..)#u cant just go from having contsant access to cheeseburgers and britney spears to a time before ketchup and ipods#anyway . thought id post this while i remembered its existance. *fades into the darkness*#or should i say. the shadow realm . sorry
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The Fall of the House of Usher CARLA GUGINO | The Masque of the Red Death
#tfothou#tfothouedit#carlaguginoedit#the fall of the house of usher#netflixedit#carla gugino#shes so hot like......#shes 52 btw#you see what happens when you live your life as an unbothered sex symbol#the show is kinda peaks and valleys#like all the characters are caricatures to the point that mpst of them are insufferable#but its intentional bc...yknow#also that excludes Carla gugino and bruce greenwood....#absolutely chewing the scenery turning the party whenever theyre onscreen#id die for her#carla gugino you will always be famous#mygifs
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ofa users character line-up we r here 🤩🤩🌈 🙏
close-up !!
heres without the filter+backround
anddd heres xtra eye doodlez i did in the midst of drawing them haha
#I DID IT WOHOO#ive been trying to do a lineup for them for a while im glad i did finally#i wanted to do my og style but uh id die if did lol so i went for chibi#(even if i kinda lost it in within the last trio)#lol i named each trio the folder theyre in like the trioholders but with like next gen trio and final gen trio#also threw in some hcs and color changes#tweaking some of the designs and all#for fun#my hero academia#boku no academia#midoriya izuku#yagi toshinori#shimura nana#nana shimura#yoichi shigaraki#shigaraki yoichi#banjo daigoro#mha en#hikage shinomori#mha bruce#mha kudou#bnha#mha#second one for all user#third one for all user#dahlia.art
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At this point, why does anyone else bother competing in women's swim events. Just give Katie Ledecky all three medals and everyone else can save on air fare
#Imagine going to the Olympics to compete against your peers and see how you measure up against the world's greatest athletes#And then Katie ledecky wins the women's 1500m freestyle swim by a full 18 seconds#You look at the times and youre like 'wow three seconds and I could have beat dizotti for bronze or even maybe gotten silver!'#And Katie ledecky's lead over the runner up is greater than the difference between the rest of the athletes combined?#I'd die#I mean id die anyway if I tried to compete in such an intense athletic event but you get what I mean#Olympics 2024#Katie ledecky
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Eloise Bridgerton being an absolute mood:
and Cressida's reaction of 'this girl is so weird, but I'm into it??? Wait am I into this??'':
#i was so sad that no one had made gifs of this moment#that i simply made one myself#i just love this almost smile cressida has here#like she can't believe eloise would just say and do this sort of thing#which kind of also adds to what she says in a later episode about eloise being courageous#she means this; eloise just being unapologetically herself without caring about whats appropriate#something cressida doesn't have the freedom to do (because she lacks the family support eloise has) but probably wishes she could#i love finding these little moments bc you can interpret so much from them even though they're only seconds long#yes i am autistic why do you ask?#eloise bridgerton#cressida cowper#creloise#bridgerton#bridgerton s3#bridgerton 3x02#gifs#my gifs#(also i don't know how to gif i did my best with what gimp can do)#bc id rather die than using something adobe makes
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its been a while since my last summer mochi 🌺🏖️
#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#tcwg#tmaomal#mochi#art#ocs#original#shy and pouty because coco coerced her into beach time and she cant go swimming#never wears anything so revealing ever#(a treat for lime he he)#i feel like i dont do a lot of solo character art anymore#but i wanted to doodle something tonight...#during the beach ep she stays on the sand under the umbrella the whole time#coco quietly to mochi: look fine you dont have to swim but the whole point is to let lime see you like *~this~*#anyway. lime stays there with her#mochi: if its too hot you should go swimming!! you dont have to keep me company!!#lime: nah im good (id rather die than be away from you wearing that swimsuit)#lime: (the hottest mochi ive ever seen and im gonna waste my time in the water????? hell no)#lime: if youre sweating why dont you uhh......take off the sweater#mochi shy af#its fine if she doesnt. he still has the lower body views
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Saw a little reddit post asking about a few of Akechi's last words in the engine room, "After all this, that's what you have to say? Seriously, you really are..." so naturally I sat there and thought about it for a while. My conclusion was that any word could have gone after the ellipsis and it would've worked. You really are an idiot, interesting, better than me, my equal, stupid. I think in that moment this was Akechi grappling with all the conflicting feelings he has about joker and then accepting them. The sentence remains unfinished because there is no one word Akechi can use to put his feelings into words
#but like#imagine akechi did say something like#wow you really are incredible#or something so obviously a compliment#practically spilled his heart thinking he was going to die#only to then come back in the third semester like yeah id be pissed too thats embarrassing!!!#p5r#persona 5 royal#goro akechi#akeshu#p5 meta#akechi goro#shuake#persona 5
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