#like i think i accidentally ship them now

[luvbytaerungz]

wrong address, right size | psh | part 1

pairing: ex sunghoon x ex reader

summary: Seven months. That’s how long it’s been since you broke up with Park Sunghoon — cold, clean, and full of silence. You told yourself it was for your peace. You didn’t want to be someone he’d only make time for when he wasn’t too busy building a future for the both of you. But what’s a future worth when you’re not part of the present?

Now you’re single. Horny. Emotionally unwell. And after a wine-fueled group chat rant to your girls, you finally cave and order a dildo online.

Except you accidentally send it to your ex’s condo.

It was 2AM on a Friday and you were, once again, in bed with your legs tangled in your sheets — not because someone was in them, but because you were sexually frustrated enough to combust.

Y/N (main chat):

Gago ano bang mali sa’kin???

7 months na akong single. SEVEN. And not a single bisita. Hindi man lang ako ma-kiss. Hindi ma-finger.

Like what is this? A desert?

Karina:

Sis, hindi na ‘yan disyerto.

Kalansay na ang puki mo.

Winter:

Bakit kasi ayaw mong i-download ulit yung Tinder?

Or like, mag-DilMil ka. Para at least may mapagpilian kang doktor.

Ningning:

Or bili ka na lang ng laruan.

Kasi kung paghihintayin mo pa si Lord, baka menopause na.

You groan, pressing your phone to your forehead.

Truth was — you already did.

Last week. Out of desperation. At 1AM. With one hand in your panties and the other on your credit card.

The dildo was massive. Possibly a hazard. Definitely close to what you were used to… back then.

The only problem?

You accidentally shipped it to your ex-boyfriend’s condo.

Park Sunghoon.

Your mouth goes dry just thinking about it. You’d used to order from his address all the time when you were together — foodpanda, gifts, your skincare packages — so it was still auto-filled in your Shopee.

And in your horny haze, you didn’t notice.

Until two days later.

When your phone pinged.

[Instagram DM: @__hoonpark sent you a photo]

The photo was blurry, taken under warm condo lighting — a closed brown parcel sitting on his kitchen counter.

You recognized it immediately.

The box.

The toy.

His toy.

@__hoonpark:

may delivery ka.

@__hoonpark:

mali ata ng address.

or baka… tama naman?

You screamed. Out loud. Into your pillow. Then replied with:

you:

wag mo buksan. i’m serious.

@__hoonpark:

bakit?

matatakot ba ako sa laman?

You threw your phone across the bed.

⸻

Your friends lost their minds when you told them.

Winter:

PUTAHAHAHAHAHA

ANG LAKI NON DI BA???

Yung parang replica niya???

Ningning:

Sis you manifested your own downfall.

Karina:

Question lang.

Kung yun yung size nung toy…

ibig sabihin…

totoo pala yung sinasabi mong pakiramdam mo hinihiwa ka dati.

Y/N:

Tangina niyo lahat.

Ayoko na.

⸻

You spent the next few days avoiding the package — and him.

You were sure Sunghoon wouldn’t really open it. He wouldn’t stoop that low.

…Right?

But then came Day 4, when you were desperate, aching, and just needed to get off already.

You opened your drawer — empty. Not even your old bullet vibe could save you now.

That’s when you stared at your phone.

Stared at the last message.

@__hoonpark:

anytime ka pwede dumaan.

⸻

That night, you did what any unhinged, dehydrated, emotionally constipated woman would do.

You grabbed your old spare key.

Took a Grab to his building.

Told the guard you were “getting your charger.”

And crept inside the condo of your ex-boyfriend — who you hadn’t seen in 7 months — to steal back the dildo you accidentally sent to him… the one that just so happened to be his size.

What could possibly go wrong?

©️luvbytaerungz 2025

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[worldly-fluster]

Stingray

*Not my picture

God of Tides/Lumerian! Rafayel x Non-mc! Reader

Part 2 of ?

*the writing looks a little different- I have a good friend helping me edit my stories now lol

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He's never been good at waiting.

Not for the old cods telling him to be still during mass. Not for prophecy. Certainly not for mortals whose time came and went like waves on the shore.

Yet- here he sat, unmoving after finally settling her onto her makeshift bed of old cotton and cloth that held the familiar colors of the people who used to reside here, his form half-shrouded in shadow as moonlight shined across the room.

How long has he been waiting here? Longer than he felt he should have.

The old structure she called home was silent, save for her quiet, shallow breathing and the creak of the wood beams settling under the weight of time. They didn't even hold anything up anymore, half of them broken or on the cold dirt and stone floor- being used as her storage to keep his small thank you gifts off the floor.

Oddly...he could feel something in her-a split. Like a ship’s hull torn between two raging currents. She did not belong fully, not the way others did. The realm she had come from… it had taken something from her. Carved it out cleanly. Left her hollow in a way even her own hands couldn’t trace.

Memory. Rafayel could almost feel the absence of it like a guppy taken with the strong current. There was something deeper as well. Something tethered...half of something that shouldn't be there yet it felt natural, like it made itself at home. He could almost hear it calling for something...only to be left unanswered.

His fingers curled absently over the inky blue lines on his arm, tracing them like old currents.

"I've seen the sea take less than you and leave nothing behind," he murmured to her sleeping form, his voice soft. "So why..."

The words refused to form as he sat in contemplative silence. He didn't even know what he wanted to say anymore. This all was so confusing now that he got a closer look.

She stirred slightly, but did not wake.

Rafayel leaned back. The moonlight kissed his cheek, caught the soft gleam of his hair, lit his ocean-hued coral eyes with a bright reflection. He looked otherworldly, quiet and tired all at once.

He could leave.

He should.

But something held him. The same thing that had made him watch from the water. That made her presence hum under his skin like the echo of a storm far out at sea. Made him want to be found and rescued like the dolphin and stingrays.

Maybe it was fate. Or maybe it was just… her.

...

Nah, it was just curiosity. Definitely.

Especially when his hand seemed to move on its own, gently tucking damp strands away from her face.

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The first thing you felt was coolness-soft and strange. Not wind. Not water. Something in between, brushing gently across your skin. It felt like cool hands, easing the ache and soothing the heat you felt from inside-out.

Then: a scent. Sea salt. Rain-washed stone. And something sharp and sweet.

Your fingers twitched on the blanket. Your body ached. Your head throbbed. You tried to lift your hand but winced at the effort.

A voice drifted through the haze, low and quiet. It was like hearing a dream out loud.

“You’re more stubborn than I thought.”

You turned your head-slowly, painfully-and caught only the barest glimpse of him as he sat next to you, his cold hand on your burning forehead.

A figure in the moonlight. Pale skin. Hair like dusk. Ink trailing down his arm like water pulled by gravity. And those eyes- blue and pink, both and neither. Watching you not with pity, but quiet, guarded curiosity.

You blinked.

Gone.

No footsteps. No sound. Just the gentle hush of the waves returning to shore. Maybe you fell asleep accidentally once more and he left? You were too tired and mind too foggy to fully think about it.

But his voice lingered in your mind long after.

And so did the sense that somehow, impossibly…

Maybe he has the answer you need?

...

But first- a little rest couldn't hurt.

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*finally- the end of the long awaited part 2 hope you like it

Tags: @lavvytae @irandial @blobs-away

I think that's all the tags lol

[mikayuumouse]

akutagawa for the ask game!!

omggg yess this is gonna be fun

The game in question;

So for Akutagawa, hmm. I'd say:

My favorite thing about him is probably his character. That sounded so vague lmao 😭 I love how he is, as a person. Like his personality/writing is just my absolute favorite (did I mention he's my favorite character). Idk if that's as specific as the question implied though, so something specific I like about Akutagawa is his drive. He's determined, reckless, definitely fueled by his emotions, and I love it

I don't have a least favorite thing about him, although I kind of wish he had eyebrows 🤔 also I hate that he abused Kyouka and Higuchi, but alas, character flaws and Akutagawa is not without sin

Favorite line is "Return the weretiger to me" is that even a question you guys. Honorable mentions to "The weretiger is my ordeal", "Yes", literally any time he's said Jinko, and ["Just the two of us?"] "Do we need any more?"

idk what "brOTP" means, I assume it means my favorite platonic relationship Akutagawa has? For that, it's Akutagawa and Gin. I know they're not the best siblings and Akutagawa isn't the best brother, but I still appreciate their dynamic as family, and I think Gin helps shape who Akutagawa is

SSKK. I live and die for Sskk oh my God they're my favorite ship they're my everything they're soulmates I love them pleaseee Asagiri let them kiss we all know Akutagawa is in love with Atsushi and Atsushi is in love with Akutagawa, like omg they're so freaking perfect for each other, and mirror each other, and are infinitely connected even in alternate universes. Sskk allllllll the way oh my God I would literally jump into an active volcano for them I ship them so much, the romantic undertones of their relationship actually have me walking into the sea and never coming back because WHAT, oml they're just so good together and they love each other, I know they love each other and care about each other and quite literally died for each other! You can't tell me that they're not meant to be! I love, love, love, love, love Sskk with all my heart

Akutagawa x Higuchi. Literally why would anyone even ship that. Ew.

He paints. He's not exactly amazing at painting or art, but he finds peace in it (he finds himself accidentally painting Atsushi more and more often...)

Uhhh idk, I feel like Akutagawa is underrated? Like he was so not talked about for so long in this fandom, until the latest chapters. He's definitely getting the spotlight more now, but he's still underrated imo (no idea if it's an unpopular view tho lmao) (also this isn't unpopular but TOP AKUTAGAWA SUPREMACY THANK YOU 🛐)

Breathe by Taylor Swift. I'M JOKING I'M JOKING, it's actually It's Alright by Mother Mother

And one of these two is my favorite :>

thanks for the ask!<33

[gala-art]

"What we did, Negan, we can never do again."

“You kissed me.”

“It was a mistake. All of it.”

"Keep telling yourself that, Maggie. Maybe, one day, it'll feel true."

[avocado62524]

[sunflowerpirateart]

“Waiting…. waiting! For you…”

[numberoneredriotfan]

How did I not know that kirimono was a thing until now. What the fuck.

[javierduffy]

is there anyone else out there who has so much respect for people who make insane, out-there aus/ships that are so far from canon that all of the content for it is supplied by their own mind and if yes do yall see ME as one of those people

[cherry-chaos-cola]

Love Ghirahim(& or /)Zelda(& or/)Link where Link sees Zelda as just Zelda, just his friend who did nothing wrong ever, but he still blames Hylia for putting them through hell and manipulating his friend opposite Ghirahim who only sees Hylia, who cannot forgive her, who knows he was wrong but thinks Hylia is worse and places all the blame on the girl that is now Zelda.

But a lot of fanon forgets the part where they're both right and wrong. It needs Zelda who is both and neither, who is "still your Zelda" but now has memories that aren't her own and has magic she doesn't know how to use outside of throwing a harp across a pit and sealing herself in a crystal. Who feels guilty that she used Link and maybe? towards how Ghirahim ended up depending on his backstory, but also she's Zelda and she didn't do anything he says she did, and she was innocent too and doesn't deserve to die like he wants her to.

So much ghiralink hinges on the two of their opinions and emotions surrounding Zelda/Hylia, who becomes nothing more than an idea or symbol. Her personhood is taken away and she gets no say in the narrative she's supposedly pulling the strings for. And I'm not saying it's always a bad thing in fic, but I wish more fan content incorporated her into the story. But then a lot could be solved if they would just talk to her

[johnbly]

WIP game!

i was tagged by @tortoisesshells ✨

so i have two fics going one rn: 1) in the boat purgatory in at world's end, james comes across gov swann and the two have a final conversation together (not using that for this since i haven't done too much but something to look forward to i guess) and 2) bolt's "what if james had a dragon" fic and subsequent discussions and questions has me now doing a "what if hornblower had a dragon" fic so here is an excerpt from that:

“Who are you?”  The dragonet is speaking French, and internally Hornblower swears. Is French the only language the creature knows? It’s no issue for him, of course, but how can it be expected to be a British dragon if it only knows French? “Captain Horatio Hornblower, most recently of the HMS Sutherland,” he replies, also in French – awkwardly so, because it’s a ridiculously formal introduction to make to a dragon, but in light of never having conversed with one before he’s fallen back on the old habit of saying more than is necessary. “That is not a French name,” the dragon says. In English. “Non – no, it is not. You speak English, then?” “I do.” Pause. “That was a long introduction. I hope you don’t want me to use it whenever I want to call on you?” The idea of a dragon wanting to call on him at all is no less ridiculous than having a conversation with one, but it – he? The voice is deep – has a point. “You can call me 'Hornblower',” he says.

i don't remember who all is writing things that hasn't already been tagged, so if you see this and are a writer, feel free to share!

[deus-ex-mona]

eat the [redacted] anime pen, kaito-kun

[mercuriart]

hmmm i want to be. a little bit controversial. but i fear this is the no nuance no critical thinking webbed site. and i don't want to start discourse on this account. ill just. tags.

[exopelagic]

realising I can and should make my dnd npcs gayer

[szilverer]

Reisz doesn't have a canon sex (simply bc i couldnt decide in the beginning, and there would be no memories of being socialized as a girl or boy anyway, so it wouldnt be particularly relevant. at this point it doesnt matter since they can have anything they want inside their pants anyway) and while that would def lead to some Really interesting transmasc/transfem & other Gender hcs, there would be dark corners of the fandom with ppl fighting each other over their interpretations 💀 oh well

What Reisz did have, however, was a lot of canon sex, so they'd prob get shoved into the crazy horny lasciviously flirty trope when they in truth have a perfectly average libido and don't even act on it much anymore

They would correctly be read as a bloodthirsty berserker creechur methinks... but there would also be occasional misinterpretations shoving them into the "aggressive, picks fights if you look at them wrong" type of character

also (somber realization) oh god. muscle mommy trope...

Hyacinthe is a gloomy, stoic woman with a strong sense of justice; so she's automatically also. Just A Bitch.

Part of the fandom would girlbossify her way too much and forget her desperate socially awkward sheltered failgirl origins 😔

Alternatively, she's mischaracterized as an obsessive yandere for sure (while even at the height of her seeking she was fully aware of how unhinged she was becoming & desperately tried latching herself onto the hinges instead! The last thing Cinthe wanted was to end up being harmful/toxic towards her [nemesis spoilers] and actually tried to give them as much space as she could. This was in fact a major factor that led things to end up the way they did so this is the worst offender lol)

On a brighter side she could have a lot of neat transmasc hcs too :3c (it's something i've considered myself- still unsure how much of her deal is just being unhappy with victorian gender roles though)

Seeing it on th dash and now I am so curious abt it...if your OCs were popular enough to be a proper fandom, how do you think they would be mischaracterized by the fans at large? What tropes do they fall into? What tropes would they be forced into? Are there things you think would be picked up on accurately?

[helianthus-hellion]

modern-day house m.d. episode where the patient is transmasc and on T, and after house reads his file he goes in and is reading off prescriptions like "estradiol cream, finasteride, prescription face wash, prescription deodorant... god, it's like you don't even want to be a man!" and the patient says "just because i wanna be a man doesn't mean i have to suffer all the shitty side effects" and house goes "it's all shitty side effects! being a man sucks!" before tossing the file down on the little tray table thing and leaving.

chase and cameron exchange A Look in the room and then while they're walking down the hall cameron's like "we should talk to him about it - maybe he'd be... happier? if he transitioned?" and chase rolls his eyes and is like "just because he thinks being a man sucks doesn't mean he's trans, every guy hates being a man at least some of the time" and then cameron gives him Another, Slightly Alarmed Look

we cut to house and wilson and wilson's looking at him like he's insane, going "so you... told the patient that being a man sucks?" and house laughs and says "sure did! i wanna know which will take longer - cameron coming to me concerned about my gender, or chase realizing he should be concerned about his gender. her gender? eh, probably easier to just stick with 'his' for now." wilson accuses him of being a sociopath and house looks fake-wounded and says "you know, if i am a sociopath, you're being ableist by attributing my cruel actions to my sociopathy, and if i'm not a sociopath then it's even worse that you're accusing me of being one just because i'm mean."

cuddy approaches house later and tells him that she heard about what he told the patient, and she is required both to make him take sensitivity training and also to provide him resources on transitioning if he wants to pursue that. house asks if him being a woman would make cuddy bisexual, and she raises and eyebrow and says "that ship sailed long ago" and doesn't elaborate on whether she means she isn't into house anymore so it doesn't matter or that she already is bi. house starts cyberstalking her to try to figure out if she slept with any of the women she's friends with on facebook. the team comes in to tell him about a new symptom and he shows them a photo of cuddy from college with a hot girl at a halloween party and is like "do you think they ever fucked? i think they fucked. even if they didn't, i'm gonna imagine they did." foreman tries to get them back on track but chase leans in to get a better look at the photo and it turns out to be wilson in a costume. there's an awkward beat of silence before cameron goes "SO, back to the patient!" and house makes a sort of dismissive "huh? oh, yeah, go test him for [whatever]" while staring intently at the photo.

he confronts wilson about the photo, wilson admits it's him, house starts by going "oh, yeah, but i'm the one having a gender crisis" but accidentally says "sexuality crisis" instead and wilson is like "house do you... do you think i'm hot in that photo?" and then we cut to chase asking cameron if she thinks he could pull off an outfit like that and they discuss it a little while doing a blood draw or LP or whatever. the patient gives them both A Look and is like "you know, you can get wigs and breast forms pretty cheap these days..." and chase is like "hm? oh, yeah i guess one of those costume supply sites would probably have stuff like that huh," and the patient raises his eyebrows at cameron who just shakes her head a tiny bit.

house accuses cuddy of sleeping with his best friend in the clinic lobby and she drags him into her office to ask what the hell he's talking about and he shows her the photo. she's like "yeah, we were at a halloween party together in college, so what?" and house says that wilson makes a really hot chick and asks if that's what awakened cuddy's "bi side," and cuddy just rolls her eyes and tells him to stop projecting his sexuality crisis onto her just because he thinks his best friend is hot. house asks if wilson was at least a good lay and cuddy says "find out for yourself!" before kicking him out of her office again.

house goes back to his office and cameron is pacing outside the door, and she looks nervous when he walks up to her. she follows him into his office and she has clearly prepared A Speech about how if he doesn't like being a man he doesn't have to be, and he doesn't even have to be a woman either, there's options, and it's never too late to transition no matter what people say, and he cuts her off like "yes yes you're very supportive, you clearly aced sensitivity training" and then he has the episode's Epiphany and it turns out that the patient transitioned too early and there was some (largely made-up and not actually backed by irl medical science) complication from starting his transition as a teenager, and the patient is like "oh so you're saying i did this to myself?" and house says "well legally at least, either your parents or the governor of new jersey did it to you - depends on who approved the hormones."

wilson comes up to him at the end and is like "you know, it's okay if you think i'm hot. and it's also okay if you're a woman. if you... ever need any tips on passing as one, i'm happy to help."

the ending is left ambiguous as to house's actual gender identity and, much like the autism episode, it kinda feels like the writers' room was full of heavy debate about whether house should be trans or not. we also never actually circle back to the fact that chase is definitely trans, it never comes up again, and this move pisses off both trans people and allies who wanted it to become A Story Arc and anti-trans people who are mad it even came up in a single episode, absolutely nobody is happy about how they handled that subplot.

[laserbobcat]

A WIP i'll never finish, i tried! I started this before march and will never finish it properly. I'm glad I had the energy to at least clean the last panels enough. I was trying a new style/process and it doesn't stick. Anyway, I'll just tell the rest of the story since I (probably) won't draw it, and maybe some of you like to read:

Nari turns into a god again, to his surprise. Turns out it's because the Lamb fucked up a new age reversing ritual they're trying out, and turned themselves into a baby. Too weak of a vessel, so the crown had to jump ships back to him. Narinder enjoys this IMMENSELY. Makes a dramatic evil laugh and give some kind of speech about how the Lamb is stupid and he's the boss now. He tells Aym and Baal to babysit the Lamb until they're old enough to be trained like they both were and "Maybe this time around they will learn obedience" and exits- also dramatically. The cultists start to panic, what the hell is that giant god, what do you mean it's Narinder are you kidding me? The tsundere Lamb's friend? The grumpy fisherman? Oh no what are we gonna do without the Lamb etc etc... Until Leshy laughs out loud and says "Just ignore him and wait a day or two, he's gonna get tired of bossing people around and miss his precious Lamb. He'll find a solution." Aym deadpan says five, Leshy says five days seems too long he'll cave in sooner than that, but Baal says "No we mean five minutes." And BAM the temple's door open again and Narinder is here yelling MORTALS I need you to remember EXACTLY the words they made you chant, I need it to reverse the ritual!

He quickly realized that this Lamb will not be HIS Lamb, HIS lamb is gone for good if he doesn't cook some good magic real quick. And that's the start of a period of time where Nari has to bust his ass trying to undo the Lamb's failed magic. I had bunch of stuff in mind, including: -Lambie being the worst and most insufferable baby ever. No one sleeps on their watch, and no one gets to be distracted for a second otherwise they start eating rocks. their yell is the loudest noise ever heard. The goat is a joke next to them. Everyone has the tired parent trait now. -Narinder smashing people to death when they're annoying and distracting him from his research. He adds their name to "the resurrection list" for the Lamb to deal with later. The followers somehow get used to it. -Morgan trying his best to keep Leshy away from his irritated brother, despite his intense need to annoy him at the worst time possible. -Narinder yelling "Fetch me my thinking Lamb!" and then squishing the baby between two fingers like a squeaky toy to help him focus (the baby enjoys that) -Saleos and Irene forcing a huge ass exhausted and irritable 19 feet god to take a rest, maybe go fishing to get some air. -Narinder accidentally hitting his head on the door frame of the temple. A lot. -Narinder reluctantly having to officiate the important rituals "I don't care about your damn crops but let's get this over with- NO we're not having an exhibitionist dance go back to work!" -Thena having to read most of the Lamb's writing for him because they write in cursive that is so pretty it's unreadable -Thena making him realize how much work the Lamb is doing everyday. Narinder keeps in mind that he will have to make him rest later. The end would be Narinder finally managing to reverse the ritual, and a butt naked, befuddled adult Lamb appearing on the floor of the temple. Narinder takes the crown off of his head and throws it at their face, and yells at them while changing back into his mortal form and stomping out of the temple: "You IDIOT baby god trying to CREATE new magics when you're not even able to master the old ones completely I CAN'T BELIEVE you would try something so stupid do you even realize how much of a pain in the ass it was to understand your weird logic and clean your mess I SWEAR if you ever do something like that I'll let you rot in whatever pit you dig for yourself AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE RESURRECTION LIST-" And slams the door on his way out, leaving the lamb astounded.

Cut to Narinder getting back to his house in his tree, and flopping on his bed, exhausted. He massages his arms, visibly relieved to have them back to normal, without the pain. He sighs with a little smile, stretches, curls into a ball and falls asleep.

That's how the lamb finds him later when they carefully come to talk to him after hearing about all of what happened. Except the black cat loaf on the bed changed into a baby.

Rinse and repeat.