#like he's lame as fuck
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ikosburneraccount · 1 year ago
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imagine being the crown prince of a country and the girl you like won't even go out with you.
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bitchslapblastoids · 2 months ago
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you guys you guys you GUYS!!!! these are the same person
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they are the same person!!!!
and this may seem like a shitpost but i'm actually feeling quite emotional about it
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bogdreamz · 3 months ago
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
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bittsandpieces · 7 days ago
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i deserve a second try on losing my virginity, actually. it should be to someone who cares about me, someone who's obsessed with me. someone more experienced who loves me and wants to show me everything and doesn't care if it's "wrong" and "incest"
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334iwatchshit · 20 days ago
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please remember that luke skywalker adopted rey and fin a few years after marrying din djarin and and opening his jedi school on mandalor with their green rat son.
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swordsonnet · 9 months ago
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i did not have "james somerton stealing the title for his second apology video from hbomberguy" on my 2024 bingo card
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calamarispiderart · 5 months ago
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you really are pathetic.
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infernal-lamb · 1 year ago
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I like the implication that the bishops can still enter their final forms if they really wanted to.
LOL I kinda like the idea of it, idk if it works lore-wise just because there seems to be a lot of room for interpretation over how the crowns affect the God's body/physiology, but I feel like you could toy around with the concept. I think their boss forms would be more vestigial and wouldn't serve a function outside of just kinda freaking everyone out. It would probably be too physically taxing to change into their boss forms too! but they'd do it to harass the Lamb and make life hard for them.
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(and Shamura is on the roof of the Temple and reciting some silly ancient curse.....oh Shamura! [I was lazy and didnt feel like drawing more im sorry])
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mrmeepsmadmind · 1 month ago
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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superscourge · 26 days ago
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actually yknow fuck it. saying this as a serious die-hard scourge fan. but scourge fans need to stop being so fucking annoying about scourge im going to explode. the amount of ppl ive seen say on my surge vs scourge au art that "scourge would beat surge's ass, this is inaccurate, etc" is stupid as fuck actually. like oh yeah scourge, guy who is known for his epic win streak (lie), would beat SURGE. okay. whatever
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bikananjarrus · 4 months ago
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when leia said “captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited,” han used every last drop of his already minuscule amount of rizz by responding with “sorry sweetheart, i don’t have time for anything else.”
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buwheal · 10 months ago
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No asks today but as an apology here's the spam I doodled on my to-do list. Goodnight.
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dykedvonte · 4 months ago
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
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strangenewwords · 4 months ago
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All New X-Men #1 Monsters Unleashed
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howlsofbloodhounds · 2 months ago
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would Angelkin killer fuck with the angels from supernatural
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oceanwithouthermoon · 11 months ago
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ive said it before and i'll say it again, saiki kusuo will never ever be the one to make the first moves in a relationship... i dont care WHO hes dating or likes, if its the most traditionally feminine girl who wants to be romanced or the most pathetic loser guy, you could not convince him to confess first, kiss first, even TOUCH or TALK TO first, if you held him at fucking gunpoint with no way of escape.. youll have to shoot him, cuz hes NOT doing it..
the fact that some of you guys DONT see saiki as the pathetic stubborn loser that he is is literally ASTONISHING.
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