#like he's lame as fuck
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imagine being the crown prince of a country and the girl you like won't even go out with you.
#this makes kai 100000000x funnier#like he's lame as fuck#what cinder say? 200k girls u can go with?#and he's like ���nah bae...I want YOU”#and it still doesn't work. personally i'd die#brown paper bag over my face for a week level of embarassment#the lunar chronicles#prince kai#kaider#THE WAY I HAD TO FIX THE TYPO THIS IS HUMILIATING
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you guys you guys you GUYS!!!! these are the same person
they are the same person!!!!
and this may seem like a shitpost but i'm actually feeling quite emotional about it
#he has come so far!!!!!!!!!! his growth arc is so SPECIAL#I’m so lame about this and sorry to be dramatic but like FUCK I’m so glad he’s alive and made it to today#and gets to be this goofy cunty playful self whenever he wants to be#dan howell#dan and phil
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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i deserve a second try on losing my virginity, actually. it should be to someone who cares about me, someone who's obsessed with me. someone more experienced who loves me and wants to show me everything and doesn't care if it's "wrong" and "incest"
#the dude i actually lost my virginity to drove me to my friends house after and wouldnt kiss me goodbye#and then ghosted me#and then hit me up like two years later saying he couldnt stop thinking about me#deeply fucking lame. i deserve a do over#bitts posts#fauxcest#sibcon
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please remember that luke skywalker adopted rey and fin a few years after marrying din djarin and and opening his jedi school on mandalor with their green rat son.
#poe just like apeared on day and as a teen and begged to take the creed#never forget how lucas skywalker married the king of mandalor#lucas skywalker...#hehe#dinluke#din djarin#jedi can have attachments and the bond between so many of them in the prequels and clone wars is proof of that#if a normal person doesn't regulate their emotions they can become terrible and that applied to jedi#so if luke trains the kids to not be stupid shits then we can avoid sith lords#also kylo (ben) will begin training to take the creed when he is 11 becuase he thinks being a jedi is lame like his mom#ben also thinks that din is like the coolest fucking person and then he meets boba and hear about his dads time in cryo and is like:#yup that seals the deal give me my helmet#i miss finpoe so bad guys#and reys lesbian ass oh god i miss her#like booo the sequels but i love my gay ppl#luke skywalker#rey skywalker#finnpoe#finn#fuck what's his last name it's been a minute he doesn't actually have one what do we call him#grogu djarin#the way that we gave him dons last name HOLD ME#m rants in the tags
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i did not have "james somerton stealing the title for his second apology video from hbomberguy" on my 2024 bingo card
#...but maybe i should've expected it#he actually called it 'a measured response' like dude are you fucking serious???#i didn't watch the video because it's like 40 minutes long but i skimmed through the transcript#it's auto-generated captions so obvs not 100% accurate but i think i got the gist and it's. uh. bad!#just a bunch of lame excuses and playing the victim. classic james#james somerton#hbomberguy
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you really are pathetic.
#my art#chonny jash#cccc#heart#mind#soul#...hes there okayyyy#hes soooo there#my new Thing for art rn seems to be fucking around w color filters#and weird resolution stuff its basically AWESOMEEEE!!!#i like the idea of soul (red) being all... fleshy..... flesh IDKKK YA I GOT THOUGHTS ABT IT BUT MAYBE I SHOULD STAY QUIET???#if i speak too much. well then its all pigs in a fox pen isnt it? its all pens at the temple isnt it? its all?? well YEAH WELLLLLL#souls like flesh and hearts like blood and minds like. uhhhh. heeheh u know hes like.... he gets monitored by the fuckin ECG THATS WHAT!!!!!#keep twitching man make the results difficult to read u cant even lay STILL for a moment.so fidgety and the system doesnt know what to DO HA#to anyone reading this just know that im actually quite a lame person. i just say a lot of bullshit and make a lot of bullshit and sometimes#the bullshit is good but like. u know its coming from someone whos just kinda lame!!#yea anyway heres my freakin ART i hope u LIKE IT and if u DONT thats FINE bc NOT every piece of art is for EVERYONE!! THANK U!!!!!!!!!
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I like the implication that the bishops can still enter their final forms if they really wanted to.
LOL I kinda like the idea of it, idk if it works lore-wise just because there seems to be a lot of room for interpretation over how the crowns affect the God's body/physiology, but I feel like you could toy around with the concept. I think their boss forms would be more vestigial and wouldn't serve a function outside of just kinda freaking everyone out. It would probably be too physically taxing to change into their boss forms too! but they'd do it to harass the Lamb and make life hard for them.
(and Shamura is on the roof of the Temple and reciting some silly ancient curse.....oh Shamura! [I was lazy and didnt feel like drawing more im sorry])
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl leshy#cotl kallamar#cotl heket#my art#maybe the crowns do Permanently alter the physiology of their hosts even after theyve been severed from their powers. idk!#the bishops are there to be Assholes thats just what they do#Leshy acclimates the best bc he just kinda vibes#Kallamar having the Least gorey transformation is so funny to me. like yeah he would be a monster but not an UGLY monster#imagine being fucked up forever but not having the cool powers to go with it. lame
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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actually yknow fuck it. saying this as a serious die-hard scourge fan. but scourge fans need to stop being so fucking annoying about scourge im going to explode. the amount of ppl ive seen say on my surge vs scourge au art that "scourge would beat surge's ass, this is inaccurate, etc" is stupid as fuck actually. like oh yeah scourge, guy who is known for his epic win streak (lie), would beat SURGE. okay. whatever
#sorry i wasnt THAT mad about it when it was one or two comments#but now its like. every comment. and im a lil tired of it#yall are giving him way too much fucking credit im sorry#he aint that impressive!! hes kind of lame!!! thats why we love him!!! youre missing the point!!!#'that would mean surge is stronger than archie sonic' STOP POWERSCALING SONIC LIKE ITS FUCKING DRAGON BALL Z#and the fucking reading comprehension !!! i said IN THE POST that its an au !!!! oh my GOD i hate scourge fans#sorry for the really angry post i promise i dont usually post like this lol im just.#scourge means the world to me and i Know he aint the hot shit he acts like he is ok. thats all im saying
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when leia said “captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited,” han used every last drop of his already minuscule amount of rizz by responding with “sorry sweetheart, i don’t have time for anything else.”
#like he’s SO LAME#but he had her with that one!#i need to find that post that’s like he won’t ever be the smooth again. he was like ‘i’m gonna shoot my shot’#and it worked in his favor!#even leia was like ‘fuck… that was a good one’#lmaoooo#han solo#leia organa#hanleia#esb#star wars
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No asks today but as an apology here's the spam I doodled on my to-do list. Goodnight.
#Actually helped me drink more water believe it or not#id glance over and be like “oh yeah i have to do that huh”#maybe i should just start doing that to remember things lmao#He's pointing at my tasks but youre not gonna get to see those. nuh-uh. :fingerwag: /j#so fucking lame i didnt get to work on the asks today... i was planning it out too i was so excited... wtf.... 😭😭#hes so shaped i love him#goodnight ACTUALLY for real now#spamton
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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All New X-Men #1 Monsters Unleashed
#all new x men#gambit#x23#remy lebeau#laura kinney#remy is the best dad#that Laura never had#But I also ship them#Which is fucked up#but whatever#it’s tumblr and I can#(At least he wouldn’t be a lame ass like Warren…)
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would Angelkin killer fuck with the angels from supernatural
#angelkin killer#would he fuck the angels from supernatural#cw suggestive#< for the tags#utmv#sans au#sans aus#killer sans#killer!sans#killertale#undertale au#bad sanses#bad sans gang#nightmares gang#nightmare’s gang#killertale sans#something new#undertale something new#something new au#something new sans#undertalesomethingnew#I fuck with cathearted angelkin killer severely#if we’re being honest tho spn angels r kinda lame after like s4-5#theyre basically just humans w/ sometimes glowy eyes & shadow wings & they teleport w/ wing flap effect#i know why#it’s just lame#but at least s4-5 angels had aura & had demons running scared#kinda fell off in later seasons#especially castiel they did him so dirty#utmv headcanons
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ive said it before and i'll say it again, saiki kusuo will never ever be the one to make the first moves in a relationship... i dont care WHO hes dating or likes, if its the most traditionally feminine girl who wants to be romanced or the most pathetic loser guy, you could not convince him to confess first, kiss first, even TOUCH or TALK TO first, if you held him at fucking gunpoint with no way of escape.. youll have to shoot him, cuz hes NOT doing it..
the fact that some of you guys DONT see saiki as the pathetic stubborn loser that he is is literally ASTONISHING.
#god i love him hes so fucking lame its actually crazy#the ONLY scenarios i can see where saiki confesses first-#are like terribly angsty scenarios where its basically forced out of him#cough cough the fic im currently writing cough cough sorry#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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