#like he’s SO LAME

[bikananjarrus]

when leia said “captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited,” han used every last drop of his already minuscule amount of rizz by responding with “sorry sweetheart, i don’t have time for anything else.”

[lyriumsings]

i love that daemon is like “i’m gonna take kingslanding and be KING!!! and then rhaenyra can join ME” meanwhile rhaenyra has 3 more fucking dragon riders and a unionized with his ex like get fucked you cuck.

[nemkero]

rewatching atla after like 10 years and zuko is so insanely pitiful

[koobiie]

based on that one q&a... i'm a sucker for a pokemon crossover

[coffee-scrub]

Coffee break ☕️

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I've never been more normal in my life.

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[bitchslapblastoids]

you guys you guys you GUYS!!!! these are the same person

they are the same person!!!!

and this may seem like a shitpost but i'm actually feeling quite emotional about it

[bogdreamz]

korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy

[tomialtooth]

I like to imagine Adler's a little bitch about cold temperatures due to the fact that he's from San Diego. So on the missions in the USSR he's just freezing his ass off miserably but he can't say anything about it without looking lame. Meanwhile Bell's Russian ass is having a great time. Adler & Bell's relationship to cold is like those videos of dog owners trying to get their husky or malamute who is having the time of their doggy life to come inside out of the snow.

[334iwatchshit]

please remember that luke skywalker adopted rey and fin a few years after marrying din djarin and and opening his jedi school on mandalor with their green rat son.

[agendercryptidlev]

One thing I'd love for Interview with the Vampire season 3 would be for Lestat to take every opportunity within the interviews to trash Armand, emphasize how manic and backwards the Paris coven was when Lestat found them, how unstable Armand has always seemed to him, in a way that makes you think Lestat hates him. And then when Lestat sees Armand for the first time in person after the interviews you think "oh they're gonna fight" but instead Lestat is just like "OMG my bestie Armand!!! How have you been??? I missed you!!! You're so cute :3 hehe"

[minniiaa]

POV you have one of the coolest names (Trafalgar D. Water Law) and one of the hardest nicknames (Surgeon of Death) then one day a dumbass 19 year old appears and decides to be your friend and now everyone refers to you as TRAFFY

[hajimedics]

heard it was friday the 13th! here’s anti-kira :) the anti fairywinkle-anti-cosma family’s head butler. the opposite of his fairy counterpart, anti-kira is quiet, obedient, and doesn’t want to question any sort of authority over him by his lord — no matter how absurd they may be (well, anti-fairy world is a lawless land, so it's not like there's anything revolutionary he needs to be fighting for...)

like kira was to peri when he was a kid, anti-kira was some sort of babysitter for irep, though he’s more like an annoying older advisor instead of a quirky mentor like kira. like peri to kira, irep doesn’t like him. the reason's the opposite of peri’s — he’s a worrywart that fusses over irep’s wellbeing and disaster scenarios to the point it gets aggravating. coupled with his obedient nature, if not standing besides anti-cosmo, anti-kira is constantly seen running around the castle doing tasks, usually for his lord's evil, world domination plans.

[swordsonnet]

i did not have "james somerton stealing the title for his second apology video from hbomberguy" on my 2024 bingo card

[pancakemolybdenum]

its this dumbasses bday. suit up

jane

jake

roxy

alpha kids

beta kids from last year