#like almost drunk idk.

[tanasha-not-yet]

i love when ppl call cats chatty. like it just meows at you and you go like oooh who's shatty today okay let's chat !!! how was ur day little guy ? no waaaay !! fr ? woah yeah that's cooool !!

the cat in question makes 0 sense but it still counts as chatting. and it's cute. and everyone loves it. and it's not annoying it's chatting come on your little friend feels like talking to you the way they can. it's so wholesome of humans to call it chatting. beautiful. lovin this

[virsancte]

as the clock strikes twelve 👀

look at how gorgeous angel looks with this hair!!!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHH when i grabbed them into cas i legit teared up over how pretty they are. they're everything to me;-;

[kissingarthurclaus]

Do you think it weighs on him? Despite always keeping a happy, cheerful demeanor do you think being constantly mocked, shoved aside, ignored gets to him?

Do you think anyone's ever cradled him and accepted him and loved him for himself?

[infraredss]

im like "SLUT ERA‼️ I want to MAKE OUT with women!" and then experience debilitating levels of homosexuality if a woman leans in close to me for any reason

[vyladromeave]

Day 4 of Aphtober is Song

NO, SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE DOES TO ME / YES, I CONFESS THAT I'M BLIND I CANT DENY I WAS BORN TO BE A MARTYR FOR LOVE / IT'S JUST A PART OF MY PUNCH-DRUNK DESTINY (I Fight Dragons, Punch Drunk Destiny)

[multifandomhoodies]

anyone else hate long distance relationships and lack of consistent feelings on their part

[playstation-dreamcast]

Talking to my brothers about Resident Evil is fucking wild. Cause like, these are the men that got me into the games. I watched them play the classic trilogy on our fathers old ps1.

I remember getting into a fight with middle brothers because he unlocked all the characters in RE4s mercenaries while I was at school, and you bastard I wanted to do that!

I remember being very forcefully told to "BUTTON MASH BETTER" As I cried trying to get Sheva to pull herself up off that cliff while the oldest brother bunched boulders.

We made a Resdient Evil DND campaign.

For all intents and purposes, resident evil not only defined my childhood, but it the only reason I have any sort of childhood relationship at all with my brothers. And yet they know absolutely nothing about those games.

Like, what do you mean you thought Sheva was Chris's girlfriend??? Where did you get that vibe at all??? What fanfiction are you reading???

How are you going to look me in the eye and tell me that Wesker being in five came out of left field cause you thought he died??? My brother in blood, we played Code Veronica together.

Why do you keep calling Chris, Leon?

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLIN LEON, LEO?????

MY BROTHERS IN BLOOD, I KNOW SHES BLONDE BUT CHRIS KEEPS SCREAMING ABOUT JILL, YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHO SHE IS. WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE SHES A NEW CHARACTER???

Anyways, I'm at my brother's house and we're watching someone play RE5. It's going.....end statement.

[lilworms]

so

[pandaspwnz]

Went out with 5 friends yesterday and after 2 peeled off, 4 of us went to a different bar where a third person left, but the last 3 of us stayed (and it's the latest I've ever been out I think, like I was home at like a quarter to 4) and it was so fun, but I keep thinking about this absolute legend of a guy we met, he was from copenhagen which I won't hold against him, and clearly already drunk, maybe somewhere in his early to mid 40s, and got so excited that one of us was rolling her own cigarettes, and he showed off he had a hidden full size vodka bottle stuffed down the front of his pants, and he also showed off his knuckle tattoos which on one hand was an area code for and I quote "the worst part of copenhagen" and then he showed the other hand which was like numbers that each represents a letter (idk what that's called) and was like "you guys know what this means right? Do we agree?" very excitedly, and it literally means "ACAB" lmao

Anyway then when he and his friends came back out later and saw that I was ALSO rolling my own cigarettes he got even more excited, pulled out the vodka bottle and asked if we didn't want a shot each, and normally I would not in any way want to accept a drink from a guy I don't know from a bottle stuffed down his pants, but I said sure man, if you're offering why not, not intending to actually drink it, but one of my friends downed hers immediately before he even finished pouring for the rest of us, and it literally was just vodka so I also just drank mine (well, half, he filled up my shot glass quite a bit more than hers had been, not on purpose but he was drunk and it was hard to control, so I gave her half of mine) and it was just such a fun experience and he had such a rad fucking vibe and he was so nice lmao, like he left immediately after and wasn't in any way pushy even though one of his friends was telling him he was and telling us she'd drag him along so he wasn’t intruding, but he was just honestly a great dude and it was a great experience and I had a really good time overall and I love my friends 😭

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Do you want a beer? I’m paying.

Person B, going through the restaurant’s menu: No. Ugh, where’s the good stuff?

Person A, half jokingly: I thought you were an alcoholic.

Person B: Exactly. I’d need at least, like, four beers — without food — to get slightly buzzed, and my stomach can’t fit over 2 beers in it. I’m small. I’ll have a rum, neat.

[cosmobrain00]

well🙂

[altarfates]

kayn when he drives without a license, probably does arson, is out there fighting guys in the street having a good time.

[mifhortunach]

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[chillabuse]

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[theflyingfeeling]

writing this to let y'all know I got home safely from the S & M Experience and that it was much funny very entertainment, and also to publicly shame Samy for apparently thinking up until the other day that 'calf' and 'cow' are different animals <3

[altschmerzes]

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spent all afternoon with my family getting ready for the funeral sunday. acutely reminded that they’re all, particularly my sister, under the impression i am a robot who has no feelings and no problems and lives in a rainbow castle full of sunshine and sparkles and nothing is ever difficult or stressful or traumatizing for me.

that was. great.