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infraredss · 1 year ago

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im like "SLUT ERA‼️ I want to MAKE OUT with women!" and then experience debilitating levels of homosexuality if a woman leans in close to me for any reason

#wlw #lesbian #sapphic #like literally i was at a bar with a girl and she leaned in close so she could hear me over the music and i short circuited #i was very drunk and almost called her hot over a kinda odd reason #and then we went to my flat and ate cupcakes at 11pm and talked for a while and i wanted to kiss her so bad so guess what i did #nothing. i did nothing #didnt even say anything to insinuate that i even found her pretty #somebody help me #how can i be gay in these conditions #im starting to consider dating apps but also that is scary #girl help i am physically incapable of flirting #alcohol mention #is that how trigger tags work?? idk!

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mysticfarm · 7 months ago

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really debating fixing up my first ever stardew save bc i married sebastian and he deserves better than the mess i left behind (and bc i want to play in a save where i'm married to him lol)

#i looked at it the other day to see what i did on the farm #nothing. i did nothing #fall year 2 #the community center isnt done #but im married!!!#stardew valley #sdv sebastian

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starridge · 1 month ago

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why did you do it

#guess who just submitted their materials for a thesis grant #gravity falls #mabel pines #btw mabel did NOTHING WRONG and i LOVE HER the caption is just a reference to thisisnotawebsitedotcomdotcom

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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I don't want to regret the way I lived

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fanart #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #gojo satoru #nobara kugisaki #nanami kento #choso kamo #junpei yoshino #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES #'did you sleep hina' no #ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD #i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew #also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To #he is implied through th dialogue #side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way #pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me #not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap

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may12324 · 10 months ago

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Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove

#halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin bg3 #bg3 fanart #can you tell i accidentally added too much space for text?#oh well #my art #anyway that ask made me kick my own ass into finishing this #im sorry the bear is boring #it is better than nothing #but that chest hair ^^#i did a good job #i must say so

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guiiay · 10 days ago

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the spear of longinus

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diableriezer · 7 months ago

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i like senshi pantyshots as much as the next guy but this whole "danmeshi fandom is progressive and feminist bc senshi is sexualised while marcille and falin are not" is getting annoying terf-y and gross there's plenty of smutty farcelle fanworks, there's plenty of eroticism in canon. the lack of gratuitous feteshisation is good yes, but "wlw ships are good bc they're sexless and pure" is a tired and bigoted take

#dblrzr.bat #did the dragon bulge mean nothing to you.#before you come at me no it's not about any one specific post I see this same take in different forms constantly #dungeon meshi

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elderling · 3 months ago

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kaqchikel guatemalan miku!

#my art #vocaloid #miku #hatsune miku #REAL CHAPINAS HOUR... nothing fancy bc i did it when i got home from work but this trend is so fun

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panthermouthh · 11 months ago

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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

#Frankenstein #gothic literature #gothic lit art #victor frankenstein #happy new year lads #ive been thinking about nothing else but them for the past 3 days #been trying to figure out a decent design for victor and i think im getting closer #he needs to have a cruelness to him #and he needs to be kind of pathetic #someone who the creature could snap in half yknow #and i need to make the creature more Mean looking but it just feels right to draw him sad and despairing #THAT BEING SAID i think i did a good job here hehe #henry is next :)))#my art #illustration

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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The day FNAF Charlie Emily was shut out..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #william afton #charlie emily #charlotte emily #fnaf 2 #fnaf pizzaria simulator #William Afton you deserve nothing good in this world #this is why you got sent to super hell #Charlie’s whole story makes me so sad #not only was she ignored by her own father #locked out of thr pizzeria during a rainstorm #but her fathers friend .. someone she probably trusted #instead of helping her out of the rain #bringing her home or helping her back inside #betrays her inherent trust in him #and leaves her out to rot #only being given a chance through the security puppet coming to her #I’m surprised she isn’t more pissed while being the puppet #she deserved so much more #finally did a full design for her too in the games..#I actually really like how this comic turned out #even if it makes me sad

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 3 months ago

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People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect super smash bros #Elden Ring #Soulsborne #Shadow Soulsborne Ring #all this x did nothing wrong crap #or my demigod is less evil than your demigod is stupid #you can't handle the incest and murder? grow the fuck up #the atrocities are part of them and I decided they're funny #Ranni #Miquella #Malenia #Radahn #Rykard #Morgott #Mohg #Messmer #Godwyn #Godrick

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vaxxman · 3 months ago

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"Do you miss the time when you used to do no harm?"

Old habits.

Merc behaviour is based on a nice little comment @up-in-flames-writing left on one of my comics :)

Rambling and more silly drawings below.

Loosely based on the Solemn Vow's public blurb:

Art lovers will cherish the bust of Hippocrates, commemorating a time when the Medic still thought doing no harm was a good idea.

I am absolutely convinced that Medic carries dextrose drops with him. German pharmacies throw these after you when you buy anything at all. I went to check if this one specific brand I know of had been around since the 60s and 70s and yes, it was.

Small acts of kindness I can see Medic doing is giving everyone one of these if they are tired. I'm talking about Engineer mostly.

Or they snack on them when solving practical problems together, like during the teleporter bread tumor incident.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #tf2 archimedes #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 engineer #*Vaxx leans out of the head canon window with this one*#A lot going on in the second half; if it's hard to follow: I'm trying to contrast medic keeping candy in his office despite no kids around #against his disregard to the hippocratic oath/suggestion #Why would he keep doing this general-practicioner-core thing but not the bare necessity for keeping his medical license?#I want to convey that him losing his license was nothing surprising because #in his mind the oath was always ever a mere suggestion hence it wasn't actually a big change in his values #the punchline is that there's no contrast: keeping candy in the office is just as much of a habit as is not following the hippocratic oath #When I found out about the Solemn Vow's description text I spent minutes thinking about the implications behind that #Herr Doktor what happened in your life; did nothing happen at all; did you change or were you always like this and just came to realisation #what made you stop being wholesome and choose violence

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volukyrja · 6 days ago

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I will not fail

#arcane #jayce talis #arcane jayce #arcane season 2 #jayvik #arcane fanart #god I love him sm #I stand with my cancelled wife!!!#he did nothing wrong #I’ve been defending him for 3 years ok #my art

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arielluva · 2 months ago

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midsummer’s night dream redraw/study/whatever but its utenanthy

original reference under cut

#my art #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #utenanthy #arghhhh so happy with this…..#i was fearing rendering the background but it turned out well i think #rendering utena and anthy was also pretty fun :)#procreate canvas info says the time tracked was 6.5 hours but im not sure if tracked time means all the time i had the canvas open or not #bc i did sit with this canvas open and doing nothing quite a few times #so. this took 6.5 hours at most and maybe like… 5 at least? idk #im bad at estimating this #2024

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fanaticalthings · 6 months ago

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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

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