#like a few hours ago lmao

[sheepiemc]

your touch (a craving)

part 1: thigh

From the moment he first met you, Diavolo knew you would be his undoing. 

This exchange program was so important to him, to what he knew the Devildom could be, too important to jeopardize for any reason - especially not something as frivolous and fleeting as infatuation. 

And yet here he was, hot under the collar because your clothed thigh was hovering dangerously close to his clothed thigh on your shared bus seat. 

The cacophony of chaos from the other riders couldn't distract him from just how close to him you were sitting. He was hyperfocused on every bump and jostle that caused you to get ever closer to him. 

How did he get to this precarious situation? 

One might say it was his own damn fault. 

Another one of “the prince's whims”, you had shown him (and the rest of the student council) a movie from the human world that featured a school bus transporting students on a field trip so obviously, Diavolo had to experience it for himself. This trip was just for the student council to test how feasible it would be to take all the students at RAD on a field trip. 

There was an argument getting on the bus about who would get to sit next to you and for how long. Lucifer settled the argument when horns and wings and tails came out, determining if they couldn't decide peacefully amongst themselves, no one would get to sit with you. 

So Diavolo watched you at the back of the bus, surrounded on all sides by the Avatars of Sin, without anyone actually sharing the bench with you. Lucifer sat on the bench behind Diavolo, barely contained annoyance masked behind a polite smile. Even Barbados, his most trusted advisor and confidant, sat on the bench across the aisle from the prince, ever-present unreadable smile on his lips. Diavolo clenched his fist in the empty space next to him. 

Facing forward throughout the bus ride, but still hearing the commotion surrounding you, Diavolo imagined what it would be like for him to be just another voice in the crowd. Through the din, he could also hear Lucifer droning about what they would do once they got to their destination, though he wasn't listening very closely. Leave it to the Avatar of Pride to have a plan for everything. 

After a while of this, something compelled him to turn around; a feeling he couldn't quite place. When he looked back over his shoulder, he saw you laughing, hard. Your eyes met his across the many seats between you and you smiled at him so genuinely. His eyes widened, almost imperceptibly, and he felt his heart rate spike. He smiled warmly at you in return then turned back around in his seat. How could something so small make him so giddy, so easily? It was almost laughable. 

At their destination, Diavolo could hardly focus on anything Lucifer was saying as they went around on their tour. It was decided that the logistics of a field trip for the entire student body just weren't adding up (which even Diavolo expected). Still, the trip was a success in his eyes. 

Especially when you approached him on the empty bus and asked if you could sit on the same bench as him for the entire ride back. Of course, you didn't realize how big of a deal what you asked really was. How could you? You didn't know the intricacies and etiquette when it came to interacting with demonic royalty. Still, he was so shocked by your boldness. He couldn't remember if he even said anything, but you smiled that same inviting smile and took the seat next to him - so he must've said yes. 

Now here he was, concentrating so hard on not freaking out every time a bump in the road knocks his and your knees together. Sitting there, so close, he wondered if you would notice if he just… 

"What do you think, Diavolo?" You leaned in closer to him, your thigh now fully touching his, your words just loud enough for only him to hear. His eyes snapped to attention, searching yours. The conversation continued around him but his attention was solely on you. That smile, just as warm as ever, kind eyes inviting him to fall right in and never come out again. 

He blinked and shook his head, laughing to himself. “I must admit, MC. I have no idea about what you all have been discussing this entire time.” Your smile widened and Diavolo had to look away - out of embarrassment or because your smile was just that radiant, he wasn't even sure. 

You didn’t ask why he wasn’t paying attention. Could you see right through him? You explained the discourse and how you felt about it before you started to talk about something else entirely and no one else was on the bus but the two of you. Your thigh was pressed up against his the whole rest of the way back and the vice grip he had on his opposite knee made his hand sore the following day.

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[todayisafridaynight]

[quesocheeso]

i know every time we beg for angst you just make them happier and happier 😔 BUT i can’t avoid the visions! when it comes to arguments between Mac and Wu’kong, like Mac finally telling him that the distance between them hurts and that he (AND THEIR KID) (this would be when MK was a toddler or little kid) just need wu’kong back in their lives. Maybe even pulling out the big guns and referring to him by “your majesty” and “emperor” (maybe to be ironic or just genuinely hurt) did that even happen between them? I imagine max as being very confrontational but idk if that’s how you are writing him. (i can’t lie i just wanna see some real angst and hurt…….)

on another note YOUR ART STYLE IS EVERYTGIBG I AM IN LOVE it’s the default in my brain now when i read fanfics lol

I just can’t help myself in making angsty scenarios without making it funny, literally ask Arttrashking I only have funny bones in this body of mine

BUT that doesn’t mean there is no angst in this bad boy, I just like catching people off guard lmao

I don’t think there’s really a big distance between Wukong and Macaque in the AU but like I’ve said before a lot of the story gets fleshed out as I draft each comic part, not even I know what I’m writing until it’s on the page lol,,, I just know my beginning, middle, and end and im just running to those goals with each part

Will there be arguments? Definitely!

Will I be able to drag them along? Not likely.

I like my monkey with minimum miscommunication because I like taking typical angsty situations and making them really funny

(The amounts of angsty situations I have made funny is unbelievable, I have even managed to make the typical “he’s cheating with blah blah rumors”, extremely funny,,, I am simply having fun😌💅)

[eddiestightywhities]

tragically, s08e08 was eddie “he's always here for me” diaz and buck “he's gonna leave me like everybody else” buckley

[soundleer]

"i have shit-term memory loss"

[alackofghosts]

ʕ ·ᴥ· ʔ

[didderd]

(some middle of th night suggestive and mild nsfw)

hhhhhhhh these were supposed to all jus be mild spicy like th first two but then.. th horror drawing hh

(anyways i. need to go back to bed lmao)

[epiaphany]

And another thing. I get that they had to make the victim "annoying" in some way to """""""""justify"""""""" Rookie (no I can't be bothered to learn his name) feeling threatened and pulling out his gun taser. But implying that she was annoying because she wanted to record her interaction with the police was unnecessary. I get that she also wasn't collaborating before she started filming, but you get my point.

Not surprised though, as this isn't the first time the show has done this. In 5x03 a woman records Jeffrey and Harry as she gets a bad feeling, and when Michael tells Captain Maynard that May gets alerts for videos of cops acting out, Maynard says

"Well, I never thought I would say this, but thank God for nosy Karens and their Twitter accounts." And Michael just..... doesn't correct her? As if this "Karen" didn't just indirectly save Harrys life?

People insisting on filming interactions with the police is a good thing. And trying to draw a comparison between a civilian filming on their phone and the cops wearing bodycams is ridiculous. As if one doesn't have a history of conveniently "loosing footage" or "not being turned on".

[umemiyan]

i’m the kind of person who can wake up, go back to sleep, and actually continue a dream, and people are always “omg that’s so cool” and yeah sometimes it is but more often than not it happens for some of the most disturbing dreams you could possibly imagine lmfao

[widevibratobitch]

'being late for a 9pm party is ridiculous' bitch i wasnt gonna come at all at first and its not even your party so like stfu

[bubblyaquarium]

trying to keep up with the frequent fronters list

[oliviaischillin1204]

queue's gonna run empty today i think bc i'm p busy atm, but fear not i'm nowhere near done w the reblog dump!! still have quite a few posts to tag and send out, plus i haven't dipped in the tags for a couple weeks so i've got more stuff to find as well

[gogodollie]

Few questions..

What kind of pet would mr psaltarian have/prefer

What sleeping positions does the trio (imperator, psaltarian, and nihil) prefer?

What sex positions does the trio prefer?

Lot of questions in one ask sorryyy

1.) psaltarian’s pet!

okay in all my thinking i have yet to ever consider this because he’s just so. cleanly. like the beach house looks entirely untouched and too sanitary (which is because it costs a fucking years salary to rent for filming but whatever). BUT. after much consideration i think i have landed on

young psaltarian: this guy was fucking around too much i don’t think he cared enough to own any sort of pet that he could actually bond with. probably owns a nice tropical fish tank but they’re sort of just things that exist in his house that he has to feed every now and then as opposed to something he actually likes.

old psaltarian: honestly getting golden retriever vibes. he’s responsible enough to actually care for a dog and it fits his lifestyle, not to mention the actual location of his house. i don’t think he purposefully went out and bought himself a dog but it ended up with him somehow and he’s basically that dad that spends every breathing second complaining about the family dog but is the only one putting in the work. loves taking that thing on beach walks and such but forever gets annoyed by the sand getting tracked in the house and also wet dog smell.

2.) sleeping positions!

sister: sleeps like she’s dead. no like actually. stiff as a board on her back, arms crossed over her chest. it scares everyone.

nihil: starfish because he’s an asshole. loooooves to sprawl out because he’s so used to having his massive fucking bed to himself (absolute nightmare for one night stands).

psaltarian: respectable side sleeper/fetal position. will occasionally be caught napping on his back with his arms crossed over his face

3.) sex positions teehee

sister: cowgirl because she’s a show off. i’ve never really talked about my thoughts on sister’s thoughts on sex but yeah she’s such a show off and loves pretending to be in power (this freak loves insane eye contact). doggie is probably a big one for her but that’s just for her weird breeding kink and she thinks it’s hot. old sister prefers spooning.

nihil: missionary is a big one for him (ugh nihil loves his basic straight sex he’s not immune to it). not to mention he’s a romantic at heart of course he loves being able to see his partner’s face and be annoying about it by talking them through it or just teasing them. also throwing doggie out there because nihil luvs it hard and fast whether it’s receiving or giving. old nihil favors riding.

psaltarian: mating press yay🩷 he’s big on just watching his partners expressions and being in close contact to sneak some distracting kisses in. also he’s probably into some crazy ass positions that require too much coordination and support (cough that nihil would enjoy if he wasn’t built like a twig). big fan of cowgirl too of course. old psaltarian does what he wants forever because he’s not sick or dying for the plot.

[beepsparks]

Hyperfixating on something you never really acknowledged too much previously is actually so funny because then you’ll start doing deep dives into the thing you faintly remember from like years ago and go “OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW (blank)???”

[freebooter4ever]

holy shit for the first time in ten years i forgot nicks birthday

[tamarieatsbatteries175]

Wow. What a rollercoaster.