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[killerqueenhetfield]

Myles and Layne Ulrich are Load and Reload era Lars

[circussclown]

whateverrrr i dont even like them i dont even think about them ever

[ugliestteabag]

16th Anniversaryyyy lets gggooooo 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Close uuuuuuuupsss

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Look what came in the mail today!

Please ignore my very dirty desk.

When I found out that we would be able to get physics versions of @bloggingboutburgers comics, I immediately went to the kickstarter and ordered one! It will have to remain hidden because I’m not out to my family and I don’t want them to accidentally find it, so right now it’s in the cubby on the side of my bed that no one ever looks in. But I love it so much, and I love having a physical reminder that I’m not alone.

Thank you so much for making this, I love your comics, and I’m so excited to read this and see all of them in one place.

[mel-0n-earth]

Thinking about how Durgetash-coded this scene is

Like, Gortash would absolutely say this to a post-memory loss Durge.

[meownotgood]

no but aki gets so so sweet after you've had sex, he's unable to take his eyes off of you the whole time he's laying beside you and catching his breath. he's got the softest expression on his face, he's smiley and giddy, his cheeks are warm. he hugs you close and kisses your forehead, he asks you what he can do for you and you're not afraid to say it because you know aki wants nothing more than to give you everything you ask for.

[outersyourwilds]

(Outer wilds spoilers in the following ramblings)

Do you think that, in his final moments, Escall blamed himself for everything that happened to his clan. If he had let Filix send out that message before warping, maybe help would've arrived sooner. If he hadn't been so rash to warp to the eye's approximate location.

Even blaming himself for the things that were completely out of his control like them warping into Dark Bramble bc of its space-bending properties. Or that pod 3 was forced to follow the closer vessel beacon signal bc they wouldn't have enough oxygen to make it to the further one.

That recording you find at the Nomai grave wasn't even done by Escall, it was Secca. While the group's dearest hope was that the rest of the pods reached safety, Escall probably died, full of regret that his actions led his clan to this

[invece-sto-sdraiato]

I did not expect eyeliner jure... like at all.

But... umm... BYE GUYS I CAN'T ANYMORE why is he literally so hot in eyeliner like I never envisioned it before omg I'm having a breakdown yet again

[featherssideblog]

motorcity / transformers crossover my beloved . . . I cannot stop thinking about it. Ah heck. Just gonna mumble about it over here untagged for a bit.

Mike and Dutch tow a Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport Vitesse back to the Burner’s garage. *Admiring oohs and aahs all around from the gang of automobile enthusiasts.* In the early twenty first century, that Bugatti model was one of the fastest street legal cars in the world. This particular vehicle has several incomprehensible mods going on under the hood, components that none of the Burners have ever seen before. And the parts that are recognizable are just - wrong.

Chuck opens the fuse box and stares in bafflement at the segmented metal plates stacked neatly in the place of actual fuses.

“The battery doesn’t have terminals,” Julie says. “I’m not even sure it’s a battery.”

Texas leans in next to them and taps the engine block with a wrench “I don’t need to understand how the dang thing works to use it! Let’s just take this out and hook it up to Stronghorn, Dutch!”

The Burners are shoved back as the car somehow flexes and bends. The hood of the Bugatti snaps shut with a firm clack. And it drives away.

*cue chase sequence at over 200 mph ending with a disgruntled Drift transforming and declaring their driving to be “truly remarkable for organics”*

[disneynerdpumpkin]

Look at them <3 LOOK AT THEM

OHMYGOODNESS They're so adorable I can't

~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~

Here are some headcanons I have for the two of them: (also please keep in mind these are my headcanons, pls don't claim them as your own lol ty)

o There's playful bantering and teasing between the two of them. I'm pretty sure Geppetto would play pranks on him sometimes lol (e.g., Pinocchio's short so he would place things on shelves just slightly out of reach to irritate him XD). They'd be so mischievous together. They'd be so chaotic lol.

o They are literally inseparable. Literally best friends <3

o I also think Geppetto would spoil him a lot (like with treats, new toys, cooking his favorite meals, etc.). HE CAN'T HELP IT. Pinocchio is his only child and he wants him to have nice things

o They've only ever argued about something ONCE. That's it. And it was prob just something that worried Geppetto (like maybe Pinocchio came home late and was too caught up with his friends or smth). And then they make up (obviously)

o Pinocchio is baby <3 Literally. He's only been alive for a short while and while he may mentally be a 7-year-old, he still sometimes needs to be taken care of like an infant (occasionally helping being fed, tucked into bed, being held and carried, etc.) And Geppetto doesn't even question it he cuz he loves him sm like ohmygoodness

o Pinocchio's still so sweet and innocent but sometimes he will be mischievous. (not in a bad way, in a good way and he means no harm at all. Like, just cute mischief)

o Also have a headcanon that Pinoke's fav candy is saltwater taffy. When he opened his gifts on his first Christmas morning, he opens a package and there's a huge bag of taffy entirely for him. His eyes get so wide and his jaw drops, he stares at it for a minute, then looks at Geppetto (still frozen with that expression) and tries to give it back to him. and geppetto just bursts into laughter cuz his reaction was priceless

o CUDDLES <3 SNUGGLIES HUGGIES DID I MENTION CUDDLES They're so cute ohmygoodness

o Technically, Geppetto made Pinocchio and he basically already belongs to him. But after he became a real boy, Geppetto officially adopted Pinocchio (which was an uncommon thing to do in 1800's Italy), and got him a birth certificate, etc. Cuz he loves him sm he wants him to really belong to him and have his last name and everything (And Pinocchio's official full name now is Pinocchio Joseph Lorenzini) (Cuz "Geppetto" is the Italian form of "Joseph" so technically Pinocchio has his father's name too)

o Geppetto, when he can, reads stories to Pinocchio before he puts him to bed. And he tells the story really dramatically and really gets into it lol And he gives Pinoke warm milk and honey to drink to help him fall asleep <3 (Like just imagine Geppetto reading him a story by the hearth, Pinocchio drinking his warm milk and his little eyes getting heavy and he's nodding off to sleep. AAAHHHHH SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN)

o Pinocchio knows the power of his cuteness. He CAN and WILL use the "puppy eyes" tactic. And Geppetto (most often) can't say no.

o Tickle fights and showering Pinocchio with affection is a normal occurence. Like Geppetto loves him so much he will legit pepper kisses all over him (and Pinocchio, as much as he tells him to stop, he doesn't mind it at all)

o They love doing things together like snowballs fights, pillow fights, building forts, going out for gelato, playing in the snow, raking leaves in the fall, etc. They are literally best friends <3 And I'm pretty sure they talk about everything too (Like Pinokes would be working on his homework or smth and then he'd randomly be like, "what if you baked cookies with salt instead of sugar?" And Geppetto would just casually answer like "That would taste terrible. who would do that?!?!")

o Geppetto, after Pinocchio became a real boy, started measuring Pinocchio's height and carving markings in the wall. Every few months or so, he will use his tape measure to measure Pinoke's height, then carve a spot into the wall to mark how tall he's grown. (and then cries when he sees his little boy is growing up so fast)

[viviraptor]

Heyyy! I saw that you're working with Mr. Tony Salerno regarding his signing of your prints! Congrats!!!

I AM!! this is my first time with any offer like this and i'm so happy it's unreal T_T

[nyerus]

Highlights from Tiān Guān Cì Fú/Heaven Official’s Blessing (天官赐福) - Chapter 88

[vtimbertiger]

JRWI: RIPTIDE EP.114

STILL NOT FERIN WELL

Edit 4: if there ever was an episode to think about animating

[worstwolverinesbf]

is there a word for sex seems fun but you don’t go out looking for it??? or is that just asexual???

[chevvy-yates]

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⚠️ READ: Please do not repost/reupload any of my art here or to any other platform, or I will be forced to do anything to get it annihilated.

Leather body harness by @pinkyjulien.

Shooting Thyjs in the middle of nowhere in the Badlands in the middle of the night might become a thing. I mean, I would be very mean if I would shoot him during the day. He would be backed by the sun and the heat turning him literally into a crab (fun fact: his zodiac sign is cancer). Yah, Thyjs' butt looks rather smol here but it is very peachy. 🍑

It's funny to me I dressed him in that harness as well. First I didn't intent to do — like I did not want him to have cropped shirts or jackets. He wears/will wear cropped mainly now because his belly cyberware tends to clip trough everything! But ofc I found another explanation: once he hooks up with Ryder, Ry is able to get him more easy going, so Thyjs will start to wear more smexy stuff as well. His late gay discovery brings out new sides of him, so if you especially thirst for more smexy Thy, thank my boy Ry. ;)

[jgffkek]

my life when tiktok users stop trying to put complex shit into over-defined boxes instead of just realizing that everyone has unique experiences with their identity and just because *you* don’t understand something doesn’t make it “invalid” (as if you had any right to decide whether or not someone else’s identity is valid or invalid) AND realized that all the bullshit infighting is helpful to literally no one