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gatheringbones · 1 year
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lesbian writing on psychic lesbian sex powers is my favorite thing on this earth
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brokenpieces-72 · 4 months
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Okay this idea has been bumping around my head on and off, so I’m genuinely curious to see how weird you guys are willing to go when it comes to crossovers. I don’t know why this one came to mind, and it won’t be the most accurate, I just thought of the idea, and decided street gang spin would be an interesting twist.
General summary: The gang discovers some transformer creatures in a large junk pile, and now it’s police vs gangs but with some differences from the current au. Reader would likely be younger and not a cop but has some relations to police. I may involve some canon transformers characters but not sure (Dinobots probably).
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tattooedbarbie69 · 2 days
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We’re drinking wine and doing shrooms home today 🍄🍷
Ask me Anything! 👽🛸
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pretendfan · 3 months
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“Dude, this thing works…”
[Workaholics s7 Trainee’s Day]
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9franklin3 · 2 months
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Let’s get weird 😵‍💫
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luckyclover · 8 months
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candlebrightblog · 1 year
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last post for blog inauguration day i love this room and wish i lived here but i’ll settle for inspiration
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ancat-dubh · 1 year
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Beltane prep Beltane prep!
travelling back to the holy grounds tomorrow after four months away; the cards seem to approve.
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synonym-pie · 1 year
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IT’S FRIDAY GET NAKED AND CLIMB IN THE BASKET DAY
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It’s Saturday. Let’s get weird. Send me asks. Anon or not.
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pretendfan · 4 months
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{ Liquid Dreams }
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(This is my first Workaholics fic, if anyone reads this I will be so happy, because the story is ridiculous and their fandom isn’t on here, helloooooo anyone, but I love these dudes so much, rewatching the show has landed me here so enjoy…this is also posted on AO3)
Gen:
Anders Holmvik/Blake Henderson/Adam DeMamp
Story:
(What happens when you add dem boyz and a pile of old Cosmopolitan magazines?)
(This story answers that question and more…)
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WARNINGS 18 PLUS : mentions of cranking it, drug use, drinking alcohol, let’s talk about sex, bro humour, swearing aplenty, very much like an episode of the show, the dudes learn somethings, Adam is misogynistic, Blake is a babe, Anders is such a dad…
“I can’t help you there dude you are just gonna have to decide for yourself.” Adam DeMamp explains with a shrug as he roller blades confidently in the street, next to his best bud who was biting his bottom lip deep in thought.
“Yeah but what if the pills actually work and they make my hog bigger?” Blake Henderson questions whilst performing a quick spin, as if to prove his point that the subscription was a really fucking good idea.
“It definitely wouldn’t be able to fit in those pants of yours, because why are they so tight you need to really give your balls some breathing room!” Adam declares loudly skating ahead whilst holding his arms high above his head.
“My boxers are loose enough but that isn’t the question, what I’m asking-“
“Is if pills to enlarge your dick will work or better yet you can just get a pump and we can share it!” Adam stops suddenly and Blake almost crashes into him, but breaks just in time for the battered cart that he was pulling along, to bash pretty hard against his leg.
“I love you dude truly, but neither you or Anders would ever use my dick pump if I bought one-“
“That’s just selfish-“
“Dude, where the hell is this garden stuff you saw that was free to take?” Blake cuts off Adam before he starts to whine, because soon the tantrums would begin and it was too early for any of that bullshit.
“Just along here bro calm down-“
“I haven’t had my red bull yet dude so I’m still tired.” Blake groans at the same time that he notices Adam pulling an uninterested face in return.
“Oh, I’m sorry that I rushed into your room and excitedly told you all about the incredible treasures that I had found!” Adam retorts whilst throwing his hands back up in the air in exasperation.
“No, you just jumped on my bed Adam and punched me until I woke up, also interrupting my pretty sweet dream-“
“We can’t all dream like you Blake, are we not men of action?” Adam cuts off his friend with a confident smirk.
“My dream was very important actually involving Nickelodeon slime, the bright green kind and one of my favourites Lacey Jams.” Blake informs Adam who of course isn’t listening as he sets off again on his blades.
“Cool story bro.” Adam chants as they both avoid a passing car, the driver rewarding them with a weird look but neither of them cared.
“We are allowed to blade on the street sir!” Blake announces waving at the guy who just continues to drive ahead, whilst Adam flips him the bird.
“Stupid drivers-“ Begins Adam but then he suddenly points ahead and shouts “There’s the treasure!”
Blake follows his roommate and stops in front of a house which was of course way tidier than theirs, with tall dark green bushes out front that framed the house, completed perfectly by the pile of old crap sitting next to the curb.
“Dude, this is junk-“
“Yeah, but it’s all ours Blake!” Adam cheers cutting off his curly haired friend, who gives him a disbelieving look right back.
“How are we getting all this back to the house? Shouldn’t we have asked Ders to help us.” Blake questions still not fully awake because he was tired and of course horny, but Adam had ruined his chances of waking up in a good mood.
“Blake, that’s why you’ve got that cart dude are you even on board with this-“
“I don’t even know what day it is.” Blake mutters whilst brushing his mess of hair back with both hands.
“Come on, let’s go! It will only take a couple of trips and look haven’t you seen the inflatables?” Adam questions with a faux shocked voice.
“I bet they are all busted-“
“Dude, stop being a buzz kill” snaps Adam literally stamping one of his feet, which almost causes him to fall flat on his ass but Blake grabs his arm to save him.
“I just wanted a few more minutes alone in bed-“
“To jerk it? Is this all because you haven’t had any hand fun yet, come on Blake I’ve done it three times already.” Jokes Adam with loud laugh.
“How the hell could I when you fucking woke me up?” Blake questions beyond frustrated right now as he asks “Can we just get this done because Ders is gonna start wondering where the hell we are.”
“Just promise me that as soon as we’re finished you go take a shower and treat yourself, use some of Anders lotion in the bathroom.” Adam smiles happily at Blake who grins back equally amused.
“You mean the green bottle-“
“Yeah, do you use it as well then?” Adam asked with an arched eyebrow.
“Dude, I’ve had to replace it-“
“No shit!” Laughs Adam as he bends down to pick up a deflated palm tree, complete with muddy grime on it, but throwing it in their pool would clean it up of course.
“Let’s not tell Ders about that though-“
“Of course not, bro code or some shit.” Adam cuts off Blake with a firm nod adding “Now grab some damn stuff and let’s go!”
“It is a really nice lotion though.” Chuckles back Blake as he picks up a patio umbrella, with a large palm tree design on it clearly these people liked a theme.
In the end it takes the pair over two hours to get all the stuff, with Ders saying he wouldn’t help them he was clearly too busy and the pair of course needing a blunt break, because Blake had been verging on battering Adam with one of the garden chairs they had taken.
Finally with all the treasures out the back as Adam called them, Blake however just saw it as junk but a beat up plastic grey box held a degree of interest, yet right now all he really cared about was finally taking a shower.
It had actually been fun to skate back and forth, well once the weed had kicked in he felt better for a while, until Adam had started talking about a pool party that they should totally have next weekend.
Which sounded dope but from previous experience it was always a sausage fest, and all Blake wanted to see were chicks in bikini’s for once, the thought makes a warm heat spread across his stomach.
Noticing Adam saluting him with a beer from the kitchen Blake nods with a cheeky smirk, as he heads into the bathroom whilst trying to decide, what scenario to use in his head first because he was a guy who liked a storyline after all.
“Don’t be too long in there!” Anders states when he hears the bathroom door lock, glancing back at Adam who has a funny look on his face.
“Give the dude a break he hasn’t cranked it yet today-“
“But hadn’t we all agreed that the shower was off limits?” Cuts in Anders in a warning tone.
“Sure, but you can’t tell me that you don’t pay extra special attention to your little guy in the shower!” Adam retorts with a snort like an amused warthog.
“Of course I fucking do that’s why my favourite lotion is in there-“
“Is that the one in the green bottle?” Adam asks innocently but fails as a grin spreads across his face.
“Please tell me you don’t-“
“I bet Blake is using it right now.” Adam cuts off Ders whilst grabbing another beer from the fridge beside him.
“Is nothing sacred in this house?” Snaps Anders who walks out of the kitchen angrily.
“I also use your laptop Ders.” Adam mutters to himself with a chuckle, because they didn’t hide anything here, and his tall roommate had all the important passwords.
It is late afternoon when the guys regroup again with Adam having set up the junk out in the yard, the lawn chairs and umbrella out alongside various inflatables which included a pizza and pink dolphin, all of which were half blown up in the pool.
“How romantic.” Anders deadpans as he steps out into the yard, noticing the dented metal table and blue plastic kid’s pool, which Adam had half filled with snacks.
“I like to wine and dine, before I sixty nine dude you know this.” Adam chirps happily as he sits down at the edge of the pool, shirtless of course dipping his toes into the warm water.
“When ever have you-“
“Ugh I feel so much better after that nap, because I was definitely sleepy after my shower!” Blake announces cutting off whatever Ders had been saying with a grin on his face.
“Yeah, let’s hope I have some fucking body lotion left-“
“Adam, you told on me?” Blake questions whilst trying to not look caught out when clearly he already was.
“Wait a sec-“
“Neither of you can ever go near my lotion again.” Anders states with a stern look as his eyes scan, from stupid Adam to Blake who was pulling a ridiculous face.
“Now that’s all cleared up, permission to join the party now dudes?” Blake asks with a smile as Adam holds a thumb up, and Ders mutters something about going to grab some beers.
“Permission granted, now let’s play a few slam dunks over the pool before the pizza gets here!” Adam demands whilst spinning round to get out of the pool, only to slip and fall back in sideways which makes Blake laugh loudly.
“Zero points for that dismount dude!” Blake yells at the same time that Adam raises his head above water spluttering all the while.
“All part of my plan, because if there were any chicks here right now they would all jump in and rescue me.” Adam shouts and coughs as he doggy paddles to the edge of the pool.
“Sure buddy-“
“Ready for some beers dudes?” Cuts in Anders reappearing with a large red cooler, placing it down on top of the plastic grey box, beside the palm tree umbrella.
Before anyone can reply there is a crash and the box breaks, causing the cooler to tip but Anders grabs it before the contents is spilled, although he wasn’t really looking because something else had suddenly caught his eye.
“What broke-“
“Guys, we’ve hit jackpot!” Anders announces cutting off Blake as he bends down to pick up a magazine, turning it round to show the guys who glance at one another awkwardly.
“Want some fashion tips Ders?” Adam questions with a scoff as his friend sighs, whilst Ders continues to wave the copy of Cosmopolitan excitedly in his hand.
“No wait, don’t they have like these sex quizzes in those things?” Blake asks out loud causing Adam to slow clap and Anders to flip the magazine open.
“Ten ways to impress your man-“
“Erm, I’m not into that dude.” Adam shakes his head firmly noticing the look on Blake’s face.
“But we can learn what women would do to us, if we ever met any and managed to actually bring them back here.” Blake states sarcastically the thought bumming him out momentarily.
“This could help us then!” Anders demands closing the magazine gently, like he didn’t want to leave sticky finger prints on any of the pages.
“Yeah to jerk off later to-“
“That’s a given, but for now we could learn something from these shiny magazines.” Anders states looking down to see more in the broken box, alongside an empty bottle of wine, also a photocopied picture of what looked like bridesmaids.
“Well I get first dibs because it’s my treasure after all!” Adam informs them both with an ached eyebrow and a challenging look on his face.
“Dude I helped you.” Blake reminds him lamely.
“Stop guys! Let’s just sit here and start looking there seems to be a whole bunch of them, and a picture of some random bridesmaids.” Anders nods with an excited smile on his face.
“I call dibs on the bridesmaids!” Blake raises a hand excitedly whilst Adam rolls his eyes.
“Fine, but for now let’s crack open a few beers and take a couple of quizzes.” Ders smirks as he takes a seat, on one of the old lawn chairs, praying silently that it won’t break on him.
“We are definitely not telling anyone about this-“
“Of course not dude, now shut up and sit down!” Blake informs Adam as they sit down on a chair and the cooler separately, grabbing a magazine each from the messy pile on the floor.
Silence fills the backyard as the guys look at their magazines, each with their own mixed thoughts until eventually the door bell rings, and finally Blake looks away in time to catch the pizza dude.
Hurrying back in Blake dumps the pizza on top of the cooler, taking a seat on the floor instead as he watches Ders lift up the box lid and they all dive in, still silent neither of them glancing at one another just lost in the pages under their noses.
“Oh there are so many hot women in these magazines-“
“Fully clothes sadly.” Adam cuts off Blake as dusk starts settling in, and he quickly looking up to pour out some beer in honour of his loss.
“Yeah, but check out some of the sex pages they have a lot of toys.” Anders nods with a smirk, glancing at his friends who chuckle back like awkward teenagers.
“My flesh-light is way better than any rabbit toy!” Adam announces as he reads something and then asks “Hey, where is the clitoris?”
“It’s not anywhere near the butthole, that’s all I know!” Jokes Blake with a soft giggle, brushing some mangled hair behind one of his ears.
“It’s at the top-“
“Dude I know that I was just joking!” Laughs Blake whilst wiping an imaginary tear from his right eye.
“Are you sure-“
“Dammit I know ok!” Blake snaps causing Adam to hit him on the head with a rolled up magazine.
“You need to get laid.” Jokes Anders whilst Adam cheers and nods in agreement.
“Yeah well, so do you two!” Blake chokes back with a dark look on his face, as he chugs down the rest of his beer.
“No offence but you could sure use some help closing Blake, so maybe there is something in one of these damn cosmos.” Adam states with a fake smile attached to his lame sentiment.
“Again, take your own advice dude.” Blake retorts whilst poking his tongue out at his friend.
“Now guys-“
“I’m going to kill you!” Screams Adam cutting off whatever Ders was about to say, as he proceeds to dramatically launch himself at Blake who was already on the floor.
“Dude, get off me!” Blake yells whilst trying to push Adam off him, as the pair roll around freakishly close to the pool fighting like idiots.
“I’m not getting involved.” Anders informs them diplomatically.
Seconds later Blake pushes Adam into the pool, but he manages to grab onto Blake’s tee shirt and they both fall in together, a warm breeze moving the page that Ders was reading as he tries to ignore the chaos.
“I’m pissed now!” Blake declares getting out of the pool, taking off his tee shirt which makes Anders look up and Adam scoff as he splashes around in the water.
“Dude put your tee shirt back on.” Adam sighes with a shake of his head.
“Jealous Adam are we?” Blake smirks as he holds his arms up high above his head, a move that he knew showed off his sleek frame and muscles.
“Of you?” Questions Adam with a hysterical laugh like he had just understood the world’s funniest punchline.
“You’ve even got those damn Usher lines Blake!” Ders cries out loudly pointing a finger at him almost accusingly.
“And with that I’m heading to the roof-“
“Come back here and fight!” Adam shouts splashing water again as Ders dives to save the magazines.
“Let him cool off, you just need to stop attacking the dude.” Anders tells Adam in a serious voice, which makes him think he sounds like his dad causing Ders to shudder.
“He started it-“
“Dude enough, now tell me about this pool party idea, and then I will show you the swimsuit issue!” Anders cheers causing Adam to rush out of the pool excitedly.
“Holding out as always Ders?” Adam asks with a pointed look.
“Dude you have to see it!” Anders smirks smugly because he would definitely be taking the magazine to his room later.
Blake meanwhile is drying off with one of the towels on the roof, hopefully it was Adam’s one but they borrow a lot of each other’s stuff, so it was hard to determine who owned what nowadays.
Tying the hair band from his wrist Blake puts his wet hair into a low ponytail, just so it’s out of his face as he closes his eyes, and tries to listen to what his roommates were talking about.
Blake was self conscious about a lot of things especially seeing how good looking his bros were, sure he gave back as good as he got some days, but right now he felt annoyed mostly at himself and the fact that he wanted another beer.
Also a hit on his bong that was currently sat untouched downstairs wouldn’t hurt either, but he was up here now on the roof and wanted to prove a point, unsure what exactly but Blake was hella pissed that his friends kept taking shots at him.
“We should go and see him.” Anders looks up on the roof a while later, to see that Blake was still up there, he was surprised the dude hadn’t gone to his room to sulk.
“Blake’s fine-“
“I think that we need to help him meet someone.” Anders cuts off Adam stating the truth because Blake was pretty inexperienced, but it wasn’t as if him or Adam were rocking high numbers either.
“Dude needs a makeover!” Adam cries waving a page at Ders from his magazine.
“You need to reign it in-“
“No hear me out, we tidy up the dudes hair and face moustache, then perhaps add some clear mascara bring out the blue in his eyes.” Adam states eyes firmly on the page he was reading from, not noticing the look that Ders was giving him right now.
“Blake’s just shy-“
“Crazy awkward around chicks!” Adam bellows with a laugh which makes Anders throw his magazine at him.
“I can hear you dudes.” Blake shouts down in a deep voice, wishing himself that he had just gone back to his bedroom and crashed out instead.
Anders grabs the cooler whilst Adam silently picks up some of the Cosmos , and they both make their way up to the roof quickly, it was time for a dude summit to talk some real shit.
Blake watches as they both struggle to get up to the roof, he could offer to help with the cooler but instead he stays put in his seat, until his conscious gets the better of him and he silently snatches said item from Ders hand.
“Thanks dude.” Anders says with a nod as he sits down on a lawn chair with a sigh.
“Here.” Adam opens the cooler and pulls out a fresh beer, handing it over to Blake who silently accepts the peace offering.
“Sorry we went too far this time and-“
“You’ve done a lot worse before than this.” Blake cuts off Ders with a closed off look but not without adding “I guess we all can push each other to the limits sometimes.”
“Yeah like that time you cut the brake wires on Ders car -“
“That was you?!” Anders snaps at Blake who tries and fails to look innocent.
“That was back when I was heavily watching the timeless movie that is “Speed” all the time.” Blake shrugs with a smile.
“Yeah but isn’t that movie about a bomb on a bus and they can’t go over a certain speed limit?” Adam asks with a confused look on his face.
“Well yeah but I had tried to place a fake bomb on the Vo’ but just ended up accidentally cutting the stupid wire.” Blake tells Adam whilst avoiding the daggers that were coming from Ders eyes.
“You need to grow up-“
“Dude you were playing along too it was the time we had taken the last of the Adderall, and you were the Dennis Hopper character!” Blake reminds Adam with an arched eyebrow and a smirk.
“Pop quiz, hot shot.” Adam quotes in a voice sounding similar to the aforementioned actor.
“I think you owe me some money dude because I had to take the car to the garage-“
“I can’t afford anything.” Blake cuts off Ders hurriedly.
“I was joking, but don’t ever mess with my damn car again!” Anders laughs but there is still a warning tone in his voice.
“We all mess with one another, that’s what bros do but me and Ders have decided that what we should do now is help you!” Adam shouts excitedly, wobbling in his seat a little but he steadies himself quickly.
“Help me, with what?” Blake asks cautiously because both his dudes were giving him a manic look.
“Meet a real-life chick and close-“
“Oh, like you both have extensive knowledge on this!” Cuts off Blake making a noise in his throat to prove a point.
“Well these magazines might help-“
“I think that you both need to be cut off dudes .” Blake begins with a wide eyed look that disappears as he says quietly “What could those things possibly say that would help me?”
“Let’s take a look!” Ders announces sensing the dip in the mood as he picks up a magazine and flips it open hurriedly.
“Another beer-“
“Here, listen to this!” Anders cuts off Adam as he hold up a page and reads out loud “ What women really want, and it’s not what you think.”
“First of all guys are more intelligent than girls that is a fact!” Adam shouts loudly and then takes it home by saying “ Girls lie they say that they will call you and then you’re speaking to a pizza place.”
“I’m sorry that happened-“
“Ain’t no thang!” Adam cuts off Ders as he then elaborates “ I met another chick that night at said pizza place and we made out in her car.”
“Nice dude.” Blake nods with a grin at his best friend.
“See Blake, that’s your problem right there-“
“I thought we were being nice to one another again?” Begins Blake cutting off Anders as he quips that “Those magazines are making you bitchy as hell man.”
“Blake, you need to grow a pair dude!” Adam chimes in which makes Ders clap in agreement.
“I told you guys that I was a late bloomer-“
“No, not that! What I mean is set your sights on someone and go for it dude.” Ders states in a sage voice, the kind that usually works in a chaotic moment.
“Did you learn that from the glossy you’re holding? Because that’s bad advice dude.” Adam tuts at Anders who rolls his eyes right back.
“So what advice do you have then?” Blake asks Adam finishing his beer and burping loudly as he chucks the empty can behind him.
“It’s so easy.” Adam begins eyes flitting between his two friends as he wriggle his eyebrows and says “ Two words, pool party.”
“Well that’s four words-“
“Stop being a nerd!” Adam snaps at Blake who looks down at the magazines and grudgingly picks one up.
“Nerds are soon to be the next big thing, so stop being a loser Adam.” Blake retorts eyes glancing the pages, until he stops at the swim suit section.
“Enjoy dude.” Winks Anders pulling an excited face.
From here on out the night rides on with Blake studying the swimsuits his bong resting between this feet, Adam asking Anders questions about an anal sex quiz, and the leftover beers growing warm because the cooler lid had been left open.
Anders cannot believe how much he is learning right now, sure the porn he watches religiously keeps him in the know, but these pages offered a fresh perspective and it was making his denim pants tighten as a result.
Meanwhile Adam is wondering to himself if he could wear more pink would it suit his hair colour, or maybe purple could help illuminate his brown eyes bring out the colour of his lips, fuck now he was debating whether he could pull off shorts.
Glancing up at his two friends, who were far to immersed in their own reading material to notice, Blake rolls his eyes because tonight has been weird with a capital W and normally he rolled for times like this.
But things had gotten personal and unless he mentions the idea of a girlfriend out loud, he hated being frogmarched into a conversation about his inability to date, because news flash he knew first hand but times might soon be a changing.
Not sure how out yet but Blake needed to be more confident, maybe he could fake it and show the world that he meant business, all he wanted was to finally lose is cherry because he had been dumped many times before he even had a chance.
“Hey guys, do you think I have an apple or an hourglass figure?” Adam questions breaking into the silence with serious question in real time.
Anders literally drops the magazine from his hands, whilst Blake shapes his fingers into a rectangle frame placing them up to his face, so he can check out Adam who is obviously waiting for an answer.
“What is happening right now?” Anders questions with a confused look on his face.
“I was just asking a question-“
“Well those shapes are referring to women’s bodies and not dudes, so I think it’s time that we should step away from these things.” Anders states cutting off Adam as he knocks the magazine from his hands.
“Yet we still have some many unanswered questions Ders.” Blake replies sarcastically which makes Adam nod in the affirmative.
“You two are beyond help-“
“And you need to lighten up dude!” Adam talks over Anders with a grin, as the guys make the awkward descent from the roof.
“Someone has to be a grown up.” Ders retorts in a tired tone.
“Sucks to be you bro!” Blake chants until he almost slips down the last bit of trellis, grabbing onto Adam’s shoulders so he didn’t croak it.
“I disagree-“
“Just know that I’m doing fine bro.” Blake announces almost believing it himself, as he not so subtly picks up a magazine from the floor near the pool.
“We all are dude, but just that know my stock is the highest!” Adam states firmly almost standing on Blake’s foot, as he dips down to also grab some reading material for his bedtime
“Have you hit your head again?” Ders asks Adam in a shocked voice as he explains “ I feel like I’m the top gun round here.”
“He’s a real life Tom Cruise over there!” Blake announces in a loud voice.
“Clearly he’s too tall to be Cruise-“
“We all know that I’m Bradley Cooper.” Anders cuts off Adam whilst closing the palm tree umbrella, at the same time locating the magazine he needed to help him sleep.
“Yeah if you’re in the dark perhaps.” Adam retorts which makes Blake splutter out a laugh, and Ders glare at them both as they all make their way finally back inside the house.
“Well this has all been a blast but I’m off to bed now.” Blake announces with a fake yawn despite it being earlier than usual, he tucks aforementioned magazine under his arm with an awkward smile plastered across his face.
“Yeah it’s been such a long day.” Nods Anders picking up his tie from the messy coffee table, wrapping it around his book with a nod.
“Time to go crank it hard dudes.” Adam declares with an overzealous wink, leaning past Blake to grab the box of tissues from the small diner table by the wall.
“There is this new oil that I have been meaning to try.” Anders smirks back at Adam who nods happily.
“Man, you ought to come see my set up someday I’ve got lube for days bro!” Adam states with a chuckle glancing at Blake who looks visibly embarrassed.
“Don’t be shy dude!” Adam nudges Blake hard with his hip as he explains “We all do it bro, and I’ve definitely heard you.”
“Yeah well you’re not exactly quiet either Adam.” Blake retorts with a smile stating “ I like to wear my headphones and set the scene, add some candles and never ever rush.”
“Sounds really romantic Blake.” Anders rolls his eyes at Adam with an unattractive snort.
“They don’t call me a ladies man for nothing-“
“That’s because they don’t dude.” Adam cuts off Blake as he pats him hard on the back adding “You need to be more like me, all the DeMamp men are very sexual.”
“I guess you’re the odd one out then right Adam?” Anders cracks making Blake laugh loudly whilst brushing some curly hair from his face.
“I rocked the world of those four and half girls at college, I bet I’m all they still think about.” Adam retorts in a sulky voice which makes Blake pat his friend on the shoulder.
“Half a girl-“
“Don’t ask!” Cuts in Blake raising both of his hands in front of Anders face, whilst Adam shrugs and mutters something that no one can make out.
“On that note then, I’m off to bed.” Anders nods as he starts to walk to his room.
“Don’t start crying again dude like you did last time!” Adam laughs loudly as he follows suit to his room, almost dropping his box of tissues in the process.
“That was only because you put on Matchbox twenty!” Anders retorts making Blake shake his head with a playful chuckle.
“Need I remind you that the song “Push” is fucking classic!” Blake states placing a hand on one of his hips at the same time.
“Thats true.” Begins Anders who then reminds his friend “But please don’t go burning the house down with your candles dude.”
“Not after last time-“
“Dude, what did you do?!” Cuts in Anders ignoring the look on Blake’s face as he gets to his bedroom door.
The three of the stop outside together smiles and nods aplenty, as they bring the night to an early close.
“Good humping boys!” Blake states with a cheeky smirk.
“Night guys.” Anders nods with a crinkle in his eyes.
“If you hear me screaming, don’t come a knocking!” Adam declares hopping up in the air to hit the top of the door frame with a flourish.
With that three doors simultaneously open and close, whilst one is locked and another changes their mind leaving it ajar, then moments later the opening chords to an O - Town song begins to play through the last door.
LETS GET WEIRD…
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It’s one of those morning where I say fuck it, get little lady all situated,and go sneak outside and smoke quickly before getting myself ready for the day. Thank the gods for Ms Rachel and paisleys corner 😂😂
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nubs-mbee · 9 months
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The people against bows becoming a trendy fashion accessory has annoyed me sooo much lately. Saw a tiktok that was like “if you get uncomfortable with us saying wearing bows infantilizes women and supports the patriarchy, it just means you’re uncomfortable with us pointing out you’ve been engaging in a harmful trend/behavior 😌” aaaaaAAAAAAH people online are allergic to nuance
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theshadowrealmitself · 11 months
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..
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strange-wafflez · 9 months
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ok here’s another one, what flavor of ice cream would they each be? 😁
Ok but we’re gonna be talking proper gelato 🍨
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Tiramisu: Coffee-infused gelato with layers of mascarpone and cocoa
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Zuppa Inglese: Decadent gelato inspired by the Italian dessert, with layers of custard, sponge cake, and Alchermes liqueur
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Pistacchio: Made with real pistachio nuts, this flavor is rich, nutty, and irresistible. And it’s green!!
4. And for Kyle this classic from Bastille lore:
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Or a more PG version - Puffo: A playful and vibrant blue gelato with a unique, sweet, and fruity taste that’s popular among children.
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