#let me put my face theree

[madame-mongoose]

ghhhhhh

everytime scrawny posts a new art of wheatley i havew an anyerusm hes so attractibe it makes me physically ill please heklp me

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[unriding]

me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

art by @rabbbitseason of course <3

[littleplantfreak]

gn lovlies I’m gonna go dream about Umemiya getting bit in zombie apocalypse au

[kingkenji]

my head hurts but it's probs because im the prettiest pretty boy thats ever prettied

[jils-things]

I'm currently listening to that's what I like by Bruno Mars

Hi Jil :3

THAGS WHAT I LIKE THAGS WHAT I LIKE UHUHHH ME AT THE INDIGO LEAGUE SIR LET ME IN SIR LET ME IN SIR SIR SIR LET ME IN PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE PLEAAADE PLEAKSESE AKSKSKSKAKAKAKSJEJAJSJAA 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

HIS FUCKIN METAL PIO PIO GIRL IM GONNA CRY SO BAD AAKAKAJEBAMA;;??;?;?;?;?;!"!SJSBABHWHAHSBRBSJA EWIIWIWIWIWIWIWW OHHEHESS SOO CUTE AND HANDSOME AND LOVELY AND HOTBANSHAAHAAA SSHAALAAA ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ IM A SEAL RIGHT NOW ARF ARF ARGAGAA SSS SA AAAAA AA😭😭😭😭😭😭😘😘😘😘😘😘 I CAN TREAT YOU SO RIGHT SIR SIRRRRRRR I CAN TREAT YOU SOOOOOO RIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OHHHMYGOUUSDD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FORTHIS WHATTHEJHELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SEAL'ING SO HARD AAAWAAAAAAUUUA UUU UE UE 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[jce93]

thry have the perfect sun/moon dynamic but u guys arent ready to hear that js yet 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

[yaoianimeremade]

Soon im rly gonna do it

[ratatatastic]

"i like that but i dont want to hit it too hard... gotta protect barky at all costs" "i found one already, ill take this one too. im taking it to the locker room tomorrow to show barky" hmm

[dandyshucks]

trying to tell other ppl about OCs is so hard and embarrassing, like yeah here's my automaton guy that I've been calling Empty Mask, yeah I nearly cried over the thought of him collecting broken porcelain dolls the other day, yeah he sounds kind of stupid but he's actually kind of a tragic character if u get to know his story,,,,,,

[ugartecoco]

a common occurrence developing rn is me mumbling 'you dont have to gif this you dont have to post this' under my breath over and over while watching a ruben press conference

[babeygirlbuckley]

kinda tired of all these parent redemption arcs tbh. give chimney a gun

[butchviking]

im looking thru my camera roll to find photos of myself that i can put on one of those stupid fucking dating apps bc im weak and its time. anyway ive realised im fundamentally quite a strange little person

[abimee]

terrified of the concept of going to a highschool reuning in like 15 years purely because i remember i think my graduating class was maybe like 175 kids? and i swear to god my placement must have been like 174 out of 175 and ill show up there a lesbian with bipolar no kids unable to drive because im pretty sure the DVLA wont let me because im bipolar and ill just show up and go ''i dont give a shit about anybody here actually'' and then leave. because everyone i hung out with in highschool wasnt in my class LOL

[teaboot]

One time my mom took me to a hibachi grill with a bunch of her friends and if you've never been to a hibachi grill basically the draw is that theres a bunch of interactive performance stuff done by the cook who cooks for you at your table, and one of the tricks they did at this one was take a squeeze bottle full of liquor and shoot it into your mouth across the table (with permission)

And now at our table my mom explained this because it was my first time going, and she wanted to make sure to warn me it was liquor because she knows I don't drink- she just said "if he offers to shoot at your mouth, say no because it's alcohol".

And so the chef does his thing and it's all very impressive, but the time does come where he pulls out this squeeze bottle of booze and asks me if I wanna try

I of course say no, because I really don't do alcohol, so he moves on to someone else

And I watch, and slowly come to understand that this is some sort of game, because once someone is drinking from the continuous flow the chef starts counting "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

I realize that we're trying to see who can keep drinking the liquor from three feet away without choking or spilling, and its a bummer cause i kinda wanna try and I CAN'T

But he goes around the table with everyone there, and I think my mom makes it to three, one friend makes it to five, I think my brother got to three as well, and he comes back to me

And I'm REALLY bummed out now but I will not drink alcohol, so I sort of sadly repeat that I can't when he pulls out a SECOND BOTTLE and grins and goes "juice?"

And Im like FUCK YEAH LET'S GO and I'm a bit worried he's gonna spray it into my eye or something but he doesn't, it hits me right at the back of the throat, and I start drinking while the whole fucking table counts "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

And like

It just sorta

Kept going?

And Im looking at the chef and he starts freaking out by the time we get to six, and at around seven I kinda start looking around and my auntie is staring back in shock, my brother is laughing his ass off and my mom has her face in her hands

And then at like nine or ten it gets like. Super tense and quiet, and only the chef is still counting

And I guess it got too much for even him cause we're at eleven and I don't believe in quitting early and it is almost painful how awkward it's getting

So he cuts me off at twelve and raises his hands in the air and everyone else cheers and claps like a dumb movie

and I just sit back in my seat to look back at my mother staring at me surrounded by everyone she knows, bright fucking red in the face and choking with honest to god tears in her eyes and she puts her face back in her palms and starts chanting "I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know"

So I give her the biggest, proudest grin and tell her, "I won."

So now every time something suggestive happens in a movie, or in conversation, or something shocking happens around us and she goes to jokingly cover my ears, I just ask her, "Remember when I won?" And she goes face-down and groans, because I know EXACTLY how she thinks I trained to develop that particular skill and she HATES knowing that about me

The truth is though, I'm a whole ass 28 year old virgin. I've never so much as kissed anyone in my life. I had no idea I could do that trick until that exact moment

But she doesn't know that, and I'm never gonna tell her

[alchemiclee]

I hate when people who have never put any effort into drawing or art tell me i'm gifted/talented at it. they often say things like "I wish I could draw/I can't even draw a straight line/I always wanted to but was never good at it"

nearly 30 years of practice and hard work with nothing to show for it is not being gifted or talented! i've always felt this way no matter what age I was

I especially think this when I see artists younger than me who have more success. they're more likely "talented" or i'd be as good and successful as them, right? be better at art than I am now with less practice and work? if I was so "talented" i'd be way better at art by now and have some kind of success, right? be able to quickly and effortlessly produce beautiful work?

I feel like art is an absolute struggle every time I do it. it doesn't come "naturally" or effortlessly. it takes me forever to finish even a simple sketch. I struggle the entire time. it's so hard. someone "talented" probably wouldn't feel this way and say art is easy. the difference between me and being "talented" is I work hard and still struggle.