kingkenji

[kingkenji]

your engagement ring. it’s in my intestine

@warnerslove uh

[kingkenji]

i bit your engagement ring cause i wanted to see if it was cheap but then i swallowed it

@warnerslove uh

[kingkenji]

@warnerslove uh

[kingkenji]

grrah 💁‍♀️👐💅🫴

YOU THINK YOURE THE SHIT? YOU AINT EVEN THE FART

[kingkenji]

wazzup kenji

im lying on the bathroom floor tryna convince myself to have a shower but tumblr is so much more interesting than scrubbing my bellybutton yk

[kingkenji]

Both of them expect me to just move on, like, my life almost got uprooted. You both almost got divorced just two weeks ago. HOW CAN YOU JUST ACT NORMAL AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL??

-🎀anon

they’re expecting too much of you. no one should have to deal with that.

(@warnerslove shitty parents check)

[kingkenji]

same anon who got locked in the room (I can be 🎀anon for now, I'll be a recurring anon)

So, basically what happened was that my mom finally opened the door after another hour or so. And when I asked her what was wrong, why were they fighting? (my dad has been cheating on my mom for the last 6 years, they always fight over it but my mom hasn't divorced him yet because she loves him. She's an angel)

She started looking at like I was crazy and nothing happened. And I am just... flabbergasted

@the-realnazeera please do jump my dad.

bro. tf.

@warneraaronanderson i need your machete

[kingkenji]

i think my parents forgot about the fact that they locked me inside my room when they were having a fight

Can I talk with my favs (you, Juliette, Aaron, Nazeera)?

@warnerslove @warneraaronanderson @the-realnazeera guys get here rn

talk to me my dude what’s happening

[kingkenji]

nepo baby by fox szn is sooo warnercore

OH MY FUCKING GOD @warneraaronanderson

[kingkenji]

sos half the shit your pretty boy says

@warneraaronanderson bro you need a haircut fr

[kingkenji]

'perchance this gift of this bud will allow thee to gift my woo-lady with cunnilingus hitherito whence?'

@warneraaronanderson bro you need a haircut fr

[kingkenji]

Wanna be friends?

how attractive are you

[kingkenji]

@adamkentanderson

[kingkenji]

hes looking at that flower like ‘hmm perhaps one can flay this publicly in a painful and brutal manner perhance hence?’ or some shit idk

@warneraaronanderson bro you need a haircut fr

[kingkenji]

@warneraaronanderson bro you need a haircut fr

[kingkenji]

not to be dramatic, but you're my favourite and helped me with a really hard time in my life and always made me laugh whenever I needed it.

anyways, I'm very non-chalant as you can see✌️

THANK YOU

[kingkenji]

that invisible man in ur banner is my biggest hear me out

let’s be real he’s not even a hear me out atp he’s a hot piece of ass