#the sashaekkyforsy agenda ever grows
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"i like that but i dont want to hit it too hard... gotta protect barky at all costs" "i found one already, ill take this one too. im taking it to the locker room tomorrow to show barky" hmm
#txt#the sashaekkyforsy agenda ever grows#im thinking a lot of things and none of them are fit for the public#idk maybe it has to do with forsys first instinct being to show sasha to see his reaction#as if he hasnt already seen the barky ball that whole afternoon#maybe it has to do with the fact ekky cradles that little golfball like its the most precious gem hes been gifted#his fingers careful not to touch the printed face as if that would ruin it and thats the last thing he wants to do#they love sasha so much#i think about that time sasha so proudly proclaimed to media that theyve been calling forsy “gustav orsling”#and then immediately kinda crumbles a bit of having to admit to the pun but proud all the same#anyways the whole forsy wanting to show the ball off to sasha theres a fetch metaphor in there somewhere#i think taking a horse tranquiliser would be like more humane than thinking about all this#my mind is a prison that seeks to torture me with visions#NO IM STILL HERE FOLKS BACK TO THIS#do you think ekky and forsy put their golfballs together and ekky goes haha im fondling your balls sasha#and forsy both regrets letting him do this but he does think ekky is funny so he chortles about it#and sasha just sighs deeply as he goes “yes you are ekky” because its better not to egg him on but also if he keeps this up he'll-#(gets dragged offstage as the mic gets ripped from my hands and im pushed into a cop car)
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