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the difference between Tarn and Starborn's violence being mainly others vs self is something i will go into detail about, but i also want to note something else that's more minor.
Starborn has a very strict moral code about not killing anyone (that isn't himself).
Tarn may play with his victims but he still kills them at the end of it, Starborn does not. Starry hasn't ever gone to the absolute extremes of what he's considered, but he's not above sick violence. he's left scars on others.
he's the son of life itself and the planet that birthed cancer, after all.
#someone give me Adderall already so i can write#i need to cook#let me into the kitchen#LET ME IN#lore#transformers#transformers earthspark#transformers idw#transformers au#transformers starborn#original character#oc#tarn
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free him
#he fell into one of sanji’s anti luffy traps#while trying to sneak food from the kitchen half asleep#it runs in the family it’s not his fault 😔#acesan nation let me in#portgas d ace#sanji#one piece#acesan#i guess#my art#i may or may not have used his death panel as ref lmaoo
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alongside someone like you
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fushiita#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 266#jjk leaks#i feel like i say this after every piece at this point but iam once again. SO TIRED#collapses dead#cries i did it again i ws up all last night finishing the first 1.....tht one took *counts* 8 hours...#got 3 hrs sleep n picked up where i left off on th second one at 8 in the morning#2nd one absolutely ruined me n made the third one feel like a herculean task . even tho its literally just them on a bed#rooms....KITCHENS......beloathed!!!! public enemy no1 kill on sight!!!!!!#hell is real and they make u render different rooms of houses from scratch no perspective tool no clue what ur doing#n they see how long it takes u to completely lose it#clipped yuujis bangs back tho n i thought tht was cute . silver linings#1ST ONE WAS SO FUN ALSO idk if its bc outdoor environments r forgiving or bc i had more energy n was fresh faced n hopeful or what#but it is by far my favourite. once again pulled out nearly every nature brush in my arsenal#third one meh simple safe soft w/e i was just so exhausted after th kitchen tht working on it was such a slog#oh ya i added a bunch of scars 2 yuuji's arms n lobbed off his ring finger sighs the yuuji injury list (tm) grows every minute#also HINA USE YELLOW CHALLENGE CLEAR golden hour in2 sunset my beloved <333 easy warm light + safe homey Peaceful vibes...bless#cries eternally thinking abt them let us have this let THEM have this pls thank u#ok i need to not look at these anymore take them enjoy my contribution 2 the domestic itfs pile
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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-
#edit: tinytauris fact checked my post and they sang 'hello' not someone like you & it was 'your big monster' not eggplant#everyday i think about the fact that yukierre should've been what lestappen is now#i should be able to go on the yukierre tag on ao3 and it should say 'showing 1-20 of 6745'#they were genuinely so fuckingg weird about each otherrrrrr#im being so serious when i say that if they ever came out as gay/bi/whatever i really wouldnt be surprised#literally just 'okay?? fork spotted in kitchen cmon now' moment#anyway i think about that moment on the bus soooo often#will you miss me? / maybe for 2-3 minutes / ill take that then. even if it's just for 2-3 minutes ill take that#hwat the FUCK#i was going 'gay gay homosexual' everytime i saw them together#yukierre#yuki tsunoda#pierre gasly#also im like 90% sure that everyting i worte down actually happened but if i wrote smth down that didnt happen#and my yukierre infested brain just conjured up please let me know#also ive had this is in my drafts foreverrrr (re: since july) so if this has already been done im so sorry#i always feel like such a loser making posts about driver relationships lol#like 'oh look at that weirdo that got too invested in people she doesn't even know'#whatever im getting to introspective now#1k
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Feixiao scooping Jiaoqiu up by his armpits and holding him up as he tries desperately to look dignified: "This is my lovely culinary healer Jiaoqiu, he saved me from the brink of death once and eats wet food only."
Feixiao dragging a protesting and hissing Moze out from the darkness beneath the couch and holding him up by the scruff as he gives up and hangs there limply: "and this is Moze! I found him half dead in the dumpster behind my house one day!"
#and she is equally enthusiastic introducing both of them#those are her lil dudes#Feixiao really dragged these men with her to socialize them like one does for animals#and both of them just want to go back to their respective anti-social corners of the house#Jiaoqiu after talking with a bunch of kids “Feixiao i need you to let me back into the kitchen Now”#Moze being forced to talk for a second in front of 2 other generals “Feixiao i need to be kept out of the spotlight or i will die”#honkai star rail#hsr#feixiao#moze#jiaoqiu#hsr feixiao#hsr moze#hsr jiaoqiu
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I truly genuinely believe they would get along so well
#columbo#benoit blanc#knives out glass onion#just watched it tonight …. so good dude I loved it#unpopular opinion maybe but way better than the firsr#first movie !! idk I like that benoit got to show his personality a little more : )#columbo vc your partners a chef? well that’s just wonderful.. I could probably burn water if my wife ever let me in the kitchen#digital art#twizz scribs
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merry Christmas klancers 🎅
#I did the whole happy holidays art and I was like yayyyy I’m done I did my Xmas art#but um everyone looked like they were having so much fun w Xmas klance doodles I had to get in#klance#Voltron#vld#art#my art#Keith kogane#Lance McClain#I scheduled this at 2am but now it’s out im no longer abt to pass out I can dissertate in the tags#anyway I think they’d both be pretty awful cooks#like realistically a klance cookie making situation would be like#both of them oversold their cookie making skills and ended up in a contest (hunks the judge) for who could make them best#but they’d both suck. burnt salty raw awful etc etc#and they’d be beefing so hard like they’d take it so seriously#but for the sake of me wanting to draw cute Xmas art#let’s just say Lance is the slightly less horrendous cook and can make some cookies#there is no world I can reconcile Keith with the kitchen#I just know that boy feeds off instant noodles and unseasoned jerky
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when i was little i wasn't allowed to have candy in my room so i stashed some halloween candy in a jar under my bed. i would eat a mini chocolate bar at 10pm and think i was some sort of criminal
#my mom told me a few years ago that she actually knew the entire time and thought it was funny so she let it slide#rambling#doodles#my art#like yeah duh she knew. why else would i be taking a jar from the kitchen. like be real
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weekends
#tdbkdk#izuku midoriya#shoto todoroki#bakugo katuski#post canon#they are husbands and they have a cat#katsuki is telling shoto to get out of the kitchen with the cat when hes trying to cook#shoto is not listening and instead swaying while saying baby baby baby oh baby baby baby to the cat#izuku passing out and them just working around him is so real to me#let that man schnooze for a second#he needs it#the calendar is a photoshoot izuku did and they make fun of him for it wooowwwww
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Just wrapped on the new Chube lads
Took two days of filming, but it's in the can and headed to your eyeballs soon. Dead chuffed with this one: it's ambitious and creative and cool as hell
This isn't even the best outfit: there's more on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/posts/93358888?pr=true
ALSO - an old character from Season 2 of Philosophy Tube is going to be making a comeback!
#philosophytube#philosophy chube#philosophy fukin chuuube#let's goooooooooo#fun fact that's my actual apron that I just have for baking#Brian got this wild D&G leather blazer dress and I was like 'Lol I'm gonna put a cheap amazon apron over it'#Why does this pic feel like it has John Wick energy?#Wick pic#Welcome to my kitchen Mr Wick would you like ten knives for no reason?#I need no knives: I will cut you with these cheekbones#John Wick: [looks confused and Stoic]#John Wick: [defeats me easily with the paprika]#the knives were a misdirect
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"Why are you crying?"
#will wood#against the kitchen floor#thats enough lets get you home#willard!#um its kind of a lot#in case i make it#william woodiam#wee woo#some of these actually make me cry
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yeah :(
#it's such a Dan edit but i hate it#like LET ME SEEE#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#my edits#danandphilgames#dan and phil games#dnpgames#PARTIAL KITCHEN REVEAL SHUFFLEBOARD SHOWDOWN#13:20
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Please tell me this will be a happy ending
dearest anon, only time will tell
#post's rambles#dark meta knight#mir falspar#kirby right back at ya#galaxy soldier army#mirror madness#and thus concludes Act 3 and the kitchen plot#new character name drop! say hello to#Mir Fehr#that one background recruit who also had an honorary appearance in a gsa fic I wrote way back#SEVENTY-NINE PAGES!!!! WEVE MADE IT AT LAST!!!!!!#WE FINALLY MADE IT FOLKS#HUUUUUUUGE congrats to everyone following along and to the lovely lovely people keeping the ask box chugging through this whole thing#you enable me with your comments questions and speculations lets watch Mir Falspar succumb to tragedy together#stay tuned for some epilogue tidbits!#and for a collection of all 79 parts
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She's so underrated and for what? The edgy red furry?? I love him too but cmon look at this snack right here 😭
#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel vagatha#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel emily#hazbin vaggie#hazbin emily#hazbin charlie#vaggie#emily hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#chaggie#rainbowmoth#unholy trinity#two and a half halos#charlie x vaggie x emily#hey did i eat or is jt just me? like i think i ate the food and the plate and the kitchen too. sm i cooking? did i cook the food? did i eat?#DID I EAT HER DESIGN UP OR WHAT???#how do i draw chubby women. im trying bro let me cook ill learn i swear 😭 i love chub WHY CANT I DRAW IT?? GRAA#royalhalo#hazbin hotel redesign#hazbin redesign#unholy virtue
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Strictly professional showering (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Alphys#Gaster#''Do Monsters even have showers-'' shhhhhh. Let me have this#Lol#And to think I made this because I Actually wanted to draw him miserably taking a shower!#Probably unsurprising but this was a shower thought lol#I knew as soon as I started thinking about the differences in Snowdin vs. Hotland's temperatures and what that might do to the water-#It was too late! I had to make something about it all my doodles are secretly just a way to smuggle unrelated headcanons out lol#Pipes bursting in Snowdin probably would be a problem for at least like kitchen sinks :0 Need reinforced cold-proof pipes haha#I haven't gotten to Hotland in my current playthrough but there was also the water cooler wasn't there!#Only Waterfall convenient to take showers in lol#ANYway so distractable lol#Gaster doesn't feel even a little bad asking favours lol casually waves it away as ''It needs to be done so it's fine''#Aren't you worried about being an inconvenience! No he's not lol#And obviously Alphys doesn't mind hehe ♪#Alphys is the best because basically no matter where you drop it in the timeline she's always going to be awkward and thirsty lol#They've known each other for a few months? They've known each other for a few years? Alphys will still swing-and-a-miss lol#She's really cute heck I gotta practice her more ♫ Curves! Love drawing curves#Really what were you expecting - why would he come out before he's dressed? This isn't his house it's not like he can just wander around#He brought everything in with him that he needed! Silly#If skeletons are fluffy do you suppose they shed? Would she find skeleton fuzz on one of her towels?
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Sibyl, what do you want?
(s)He replied, I want to die.
(but less when I'm with you.)
#aventurine hsr#sunday hsr#honkai star rail#avenday#kakavasha#my art#aventurine#sunday#who let me cook... kitchen's burning#btw caption is from the achievements u get after finishing 2.1 story which is ofc a reference to#the waste land by t.s. eliot
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