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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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kiddokori · 28 days ago

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#no home #haejoon in college like sorry hangon i have a call to take #my unstable friend is calling me #i have to make sure hes not like in a ditch somewhere #eunyung: yeah i quit my job and became a ranch hand at this farm and i think ive really found myself except my coworkers are cunts #but one of them lets me hit her vape pen which is cool oh but yeah i live in the country now and theres like jackshit to do #so ive gotten really into urban exploration except i think i inhaled spores or something in one my throats been scratchy all week #but i get paid under the table so i dont have health insurance right now but its whatever i got those fancy cough drops for it #haejoon: thats nice. i went for a walk yesterday #i think they go like 3 months without talking until either haejoon goes hey man whats up <- concerned or eunyung sends him a 10 minute long #voice memo about all the shit hes been up to

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platossoulmates · 4 months ago

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every comic i read gets me more and more angry about his portrayal in the movies and media

#kidnapping him for all of x2 #killing him in the first few minutes of last stand #they used him as a hindrance for logan and jean’s relationship in all three of movies #and it makes me SICK #he did not go through 60 years of fearless leading for this to be all he’s worth #he is such a multi dimensional character #some please let him be more than ‘hey don’t touch my wife’#scott summers #let scott summers live man #scott summers needs a hug #x men #x men films #love his portrayal in evolution though #they get him better than bryan singer ever will #x men evolution #x men 97 is on thin ice #because why is king barely there….#but 92 is chill #x men 97 #x men 92 #jean grey #cyclops #all of these issues would be solved if the comic writers let go and listened to the throuple triggers #scogean #wolverine #logan howlett

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sideblogdotjpeg · 5 months ago

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ive been thinking about the red string superstition recently and also sol bufo always and it makes me sick how uncannily caldwell tanner has made sol to perfectly target me personally

(+ cropped versions !)

#naddpod #ba2mia #ba2umia #solum bufo #swag daniels #calliope petrichor #calder kilde #alexandrite #posts by me dot com #okay..... SECRET TAGS RAMBLE!#so basically this superstition is like ... i think a chinese/buddhist/taoist superstition?#ive taken some creative liberties with it... but its mostly accurate to how its been told to me?#but of course theres lots of variations! some more abt bad luck; some say to tie it on the doorknob #etc etc ... lots a variations #i was also rlly interested in the .... weird illogic? of the thing?#like the red attracts and repels spirits at the same time #so thats something i was thinking about with too. red is assocuated with both swag and alexandrite. which to me was kinda reflecting like #i think what murph said . swags place in the wild is in a way. an extension of what he learned from the network #mothership s inextractivle from sol and swags lives. they will always be held doen by it. thats the spirit that will follow them forever #that they choose to hold on too! as much pain as it brought ... some of the experience was worth it #and anyway. theres somethingwrong w me that the minute someone brought up this superstition my brain went #'ohhh just like sol!' < needs to touch grass moment #but i CANT BELIEVE. CALDWELL DID THE RED STRING. AND ITS LITERALLY A MOURNING RITUAL #caldwell keeps accodentally makig that frog ASIAN. to MEEEE!!!!!!#but. anyway. idk. ive always hced sol kept the piece of yarn and it makes me kinda .... what if y let the malicious spirits follow you.#and haunt you. what if its the closest you can get to keeping the person still around #and sol and swag obviously have so much about homes .... so!#(ok. weve reached the pt where maybe nobodys reading? so confession is this is sort of a well. ive just been doodling this comic everyday #after a wake. and it was sort of inspired after realising i was even a bit sad about it maybe. so. idk its about sol but also?#i guess the projection doesnt end at him being asian. hehe. is what i mean. LOL. okay secret tags over . buried lore. dont look here folks)

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scumvillainess · 5 months ago

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au where the entire plot of pidw gets derailed when shen qingqiu shows up with a baby and announces to the rest of the world that yue qingyuan got him pregnant.

(i think there’s a fanfic where sqq babytraps yqy but i just can’t find it for the life of me)

#the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #scumbag system #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #sqq #og shen qingqiu #og sqq #original shen qingqiu #original sqq #yue qingyuan #yue qi #qijiu #79 #yqy is definitely not complaining about this new development #another one of sqq’s plans to keep yqy tied to him #after all abandoning his child and it’s mama would make yqy look so bad and that is what sqq is counting on #what sqq didn’t account for was yqy doing a sappy public proposal after learning that they have a child together #the speech lasted for ten minutes and it made everyone (sqq included) tear up a little because of how pathetically sweet it was #cang qiong mountain sect #this is the biggest entertainment that cqms has had in years #yqy uno reverses sqq’s plan and now they’re living a picture perfect (it's 100% unhinged) life together with their baby #if there’s one thing that sj and sy have in common it's that they will go through insane mental gymnastics just to rationalize something #if qijiu aren't freak4freak for each other then they aren't my qijiu #qijiu get together after the babytrapping but everyone thinks they got back together after having a messy breakup prior to joining cqms #after all that would definitely explain the weird tension they have together and why yqy just lets sqq get away with everything

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bleue-flora · 9 months ago

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Wait... Dream was born on August 12, 1999 and Dream was arrested in the Disc Finale on January 20, 2021 soo... wait, wait, wait, that means he was only 21 when he was imprisoned for life in a small lava covered box!... Did I do that math right? 21?! Man was barely able to drink legally in the United States and they gave him a life sentence in a boiling cell with nothing but lava, raw potatoes, a clock, and some books?!... oh my god...

#sorry.... I just... give me a minute to process... I mean I knew we were close in age but I guess I never really thought about it #sometimes I forget it happened all the way back in 2021 and just... wow.#and Tommy would have been 16 so getting his driver's license in most states... The age gap is like that of my siblings and huh...#my brother can be a real prick... its a weird thought to imagine him getting through in prison just for messing with us... damn...#dreblr #c!dream #this is fine #don't mind me researching for my lastest maddening project..... i can't stop thinking about Dream being Sam's project.......#I'd blame my job but... let's be honest the prison arc lives rent free in my brain lol XD #dsmp #dsmp dream #dream smp #dreamwastaken #no one does it like c!dream #prison arc #pandora's vault #dishing up lore #kinda? I guess...#lore thoughts #ouch... I'm older than c!dream was in prison now... poor baby... :'(

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bamsara · 1 year ago

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ARSON PLUSHIE ARSON PLUSHIE ARONS PUSEH AJARONS MASAJLKRHSKLHFLKHLK FHLK AUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! AAHGHHAH@@ LKASHLHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@darkraven2994 I LOVE HIM. HE IS SO CUTE AND WELL MADE AND IM SO HAPPY AND HONORED IM AKLSHLKSGHS

#ALKHLFKHLHALHLAKSAFLA #ALSO THE PORTFOLIO BELOVED #Sorry it took me a minute but I am never letting him go sldkhglsdkg #currently spamming someone about him a #HE IS SO CUTE #I lOV EHIM #arson will forever be living as a plushie even if his metal casing explodes one day #shaking him grabbing him #also ver excitedfor portfolio one day artist alley table is gonna look so NICE and proffessional (i hope)

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multi-lefaiye · 10 months ago

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something about a gameshow where the goal is "get second place" is just so funny. this season is off to an amazing start

#multi makes text posts #i can't wait to see whatever episode that brennan instagram live is from #the one where he apparently had to go on instagram live and defend elon musk #and people caught the live and he's just shitting on elon musk for like a solid minute #and then at the end he gives some half-assed advice to avoid back pain #'i defended him from back pain :)' king #game changer #also. new brennan lee mulligan monologue let's goooo

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keirahknightley · 5 months ago

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When you stumble upon old photos from high school and you get that weird feeling that this was simultaneously just last week and an entirely different life, you know what i mean? It feels so close and at the same time so far away from your current life...

#god!!! such a strange feeling #all those moments with friends and classmates. i have no idea what most of these people are doing rn #but we shared such a significant era of our lives. teenage years.#and i also got to see my first love again in these 🫶#i hope he's well i haven't seen him in so long 💖#he truly was the cutest and prettiest boy of them all i always had good taste 😌😌#and there was my first crush there too #also cute but not that much and not as important to me #nostalgia hitting #let me have my moment i'll be fine in a few minutes #tbd

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reineydraws · 6 months ago

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Is the renkaza a crackship?

nope! on ao3, they're the third biggest kny ship and the biggest kyojuro ship, actually--not that popularity automatically means a ship can't be crack? hm.

the definition of crackship is debateable lol but to me they're not cracky 'cuz the things akaza was saying during their mugen train fight and akaza's human backstory provide a lot of give in terms of connection points to kyojuro.

they're a ship for all the people who love enemies/rivals-to-lovers plots, and ships that involve a lot of physical fighting and/or searching for humanity, which are some of my fave things to look for haha. they can also just be deeply convoluted and toxic when romantically involved, which is its own brand of fun! (tho i personally tend to look for stuff that ends more wholesomely. angst with a happy ending my beloved. 💞)

i will say that while they're not a crackship, the au's where akaza just fucks off completely (like my au comic haha) or where kyo goes all-in on being a demon right away can come off cracky, but i think that's less "crackship" and more "crack taken seriously".

i hope this makes sense!

#rei replies #renkaza #akaren #kny #if there are two people fighting and one of them says 'I WANT TO FIGHT YOU FOREVER' i am one HUNDRED percent shipping them #the minute something like that is said they are already making out in my mind #ur so perfect kyojuro! u have to live forever so we can fight all the time kyojuro!#let me turn you into a demon so we can get married and cut off each others' arms forever kyojuro!#akaza was soooooo down bad #on the other side of it there's kyo forcing himself to be a pillar at all times. everyone looks up to him. he is always strong.#'SET YOUR HEART ABLAZE' he exclaims to his tsuguko and the slayers that all look to him for inspiration and guidance.#'my heart must be ablaze' he tells himself after the hundredth reprimand from the father who failed him #clutching onto his burning passionate heart so that his little brother will never see the way he crumbles on the inside.#no one should see him as anything less than the hashira he must be in his father's stead.#no one can see him weak--but for the demon that's already cut him to the quick and yet continues to insist that his strength is perfection.#and deeply empathetic kyojuro can do nothing but hope when he sees how akaza picks over his food and dogs at his heels asking for a fight.#idk there's a lot there. i feel like kyo can be ugly with akaza because he doesn't have to be perfect in front of a demon.#and like i mentioned earlier: akaza is nothing if not completely down bad for the flame hashira.#i digress

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feralnightwing · 9 months ago

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and my man thank u to my man

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aprilblossomgirl · 1 month ago

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WINNY THANAWIN as JOM

HIGHSCHOOL FRENEMY | EP.05

#highschool frenemy the series #highschool frenemy #hsf #highschoolfrenemyedit #hsfedit #*gifs #april.gif #winny thanawin #winynnyedit #cameo and all. i wish they would let his character(s) just live :')#barely five minutes but the chaos he brought. i truly need him in a lead role aside from the couple project.#on a serious note. i wish people would stop categorizing characters into green flag this red flag that. don't they know about *layers*.#not my best gifs but there's no way i would let winny on my screen ungiffed.#and also the flashback coloring *cries in between b/w and darker sepia*#tw: violence #(just in case as usual)

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beachboysnatural · 7 months ago

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In every timeline Ryu Sun-jae is accosted by an absolutely insane woman and every timeline he falls head over heels for her

#their dynamic is translatable (NOT the same but hear me out) to jane eyre and mr rochester #in that one of them is an obvious weirdo and the other is just as much of a weirdo but is just better at hiding it #(completely different genre though like couldn't be more different i fear)#she literally went 'lets live together' when theyd spoken for a cumulative five minutes and he went 'that was weird. whatever'#judging by the ep14 prerelease theres gonna be red envelope hijinks and i cant wait #also have a very strong suspicion that THIS version of him is a time traveler because the watch still had two chances. but we'll see #lovely runner

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just-a-carrot · 6 months ago

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campfire nights 🏕️

#our wonderland #art: ow #art: iggy #art: genzou #art: genzy #dragon's dogma 2 #dd2 #dragon's dogma #ok this is definitely the sappiest line of all...#and he always says this when he's got the biggest most smitten grin on his face #and blushing like crazy #sob sob sob #all he wants it to live happily with iggy #for time to stop and they could just live in peace together #no dragon to fight no people to save no story to finish #just the two of them around their little fire enjoying a moment of repose #i like to make iggy sit on the ground by the fire thanks to a mod i have that lets me hotkey in-game animations #if i place him just right it looks like they're doing this (in the drawing) and it's so so so sweet #sometimes i'll just sit them like that and enjoy the ambience for a few minutes #my heart...#this series of drawings is really helping my art lakjdfasd #been drawing so many new interesting poses and angles and lighting that i've never tried before #a lot of fun #carrot plays dd2

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inoreuct · 1 year ago

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i'm watching loki s2ep4 and it is so apparent that sylvie is everything loki used to be. the anger. the scorn. the righteous rage, the cynicism and the strong opinions and the sharp edges. she represents everything he’s matured out of. put up against how loki's so calm and level-headed in the pie room it just shows how much he's grown as a person; he's the god of mischief, yes, but he's chilled out. don't get me wrong— he still very much has his sharp edges. his knives are still tucked just beneath the surface. but he uses them strategically now, like with brad, and they're not just flying all over the place in explosions where he doesn't really care what damage he causes. he's not soft, but he's steady. he's centered and focused where sylvie's wound-up and almost erratic and it's so interesting because you can literally see how hanging around mobius and the things he’s been through have balanced him out, and now he's logical and composed and he's doing it all on his own. it's literally like watching him have a conversation with his past self and it makes his development that much more appreciatable. i love this show.

#also the way they're letting him use his powers in this season?? the repeated reminders that he is a GOD?? ABSOLUTELY BANGING #loki tv show #loki season 2 #loki series #loki #lokius #i feel like a proud parent #also living for victor and o.b. nerding out about each other it's wholesome 😭#and miss minutes you psychotic little piece of shit.#D-90. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #VICTOR??#tell me how i'm supposed to wait a whole week to find out wtf happens #I’M SHAKING THEM LIKE A MARACA

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mattodore · 17 days ago

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saw this post that reminded me of matthias and had this edit lying around…

#river dipping #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #:3 #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #remember when i used to reblog core posts….. i need to start those up again 😔💔#this is the edit i was talking about in the tags on that last edit i posted of theo making matthias take a drag from his cigarette #society if i had the skills to draw ashes all over matthias’s tongue 🛸🏙️#not shown in the screenshot is how matthias has his hands wrapped around theo’s waist while being straddled w theo’s hand on his arm. yayyy #this isn’t just like. a little pose and edit i did for no reason btw. like theo’s actually done this in the story.#one of the many ways he’s tested matthias and tried calling his bluff only to find that well. what bluff?#……god the back of theo’s neck has me feeling lecherous . tbh #it’s so pretty and that one single beauty mark drives me crazy (<- guy who put it there in photoshop)#i need a fainting chair just so i can fall over with a hand over my eyes whenever i look at the back of his neck #the libra beauty is so real…#wait.#did i post the character sheets i did that had the pisces moon capricorn rising reveal…… i don’t think so right #let me post them i think i forgot to do it bc i’d posted them on bluesky and i’d already talked abt them a little on the sideblog #ALSO. these are just halloween costumes that i didn’t change them out of. matthias wouldn’t wear this shirt otherwise.#so this outfit was just for fun for meeee <3 just like the snake tattoo i keep posting edits of him w/ despite matthias not having tattoos #anyway. distracted talking in these tags let me go post the character sheets hang on.#i’ll want to ramble in the tags so give me ten minutes to do that and then i’ll post dhgsjfhfh

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