#lesbian moses

[whogivsaf]

[theblue-hairedarcadian]

guys .......... guys?????? guys!!! GUYS. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I AM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!! THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER.

take note that this is what we could’ve had in deck nine’s advanced designs. This Is What We Could’ve Had in deck nine’s Advanced Designs. 🙏

thank you sarahisstrange on youtube for this wonderful mod, i really did shed a tear seeing this for the first time

[deadscell]

when i saw him in the shop i screamed. i kept him waiting…..

[krillonthegrill]

the idea of amanda/chloe beef still rattles around in my brain like a marble and if you shake my head it's like a maraca

[langfield]

max getting three poc love interests ( yes, safi counts in my mind ) is SO good and a nice change of pace to the constant streak of white love interests in lis when you don’t have someone crying about how ‘max would never!’ in your ear

[madebyteenagefury]

i hope its okay to send in art reqs.. could i maybe ask for some dykesettos maybe )definitely not ovbious who sent this in )

it’s absolutely okay, i had a BALL THANK YOU

thank you to everyone adding to the dykesettos tag ily all so much RAHH

[gargy1975]

[pothosandpathos]

art of Reva because she simply deserves it (and also the world)

[jjjordiiii]

Moses was a humble man - Moses

[chilope]

tbh i really want a bathroom that is tiled like the (non-infanticide parts of the) dream sequence in prince of egypt

[cursed-clock-shop]

Mortimer and John N actually had a wedding ceremony, but technically aren't legally married because they used Gerty's birth certificate

[lesbonono]

Dance on you and you dance on me

Yes or no, well, your hips don't lie

Talk in tongues

Testify

Sunrise skin

Colour of clay

Bump all night and we sleep all day

Sleep all day

[deadscell]

the intro menu themes for mgs2, 3 and 4 all give me a girl boner btw

[krillonthegrill]

rant about double exposure's Amanda Thomas (i adore her, for anyone that's worried reading that - this is long)

god no one's gonna care about this 💀 the thing that makes me so upset about Amanda Thomas's character is how little she has to do with the main plot and how much of a FUMBLE that is.

i love Amanda. i want to put her in my pocket and carry her around. i made a bee-line for her every single time i was in The Snapping Turtle just so i could have a surface-level five-sentence-total conversation with her. but she really is only there to romance Max. and that totally sucks.

she's 10x less enjoyable if you don't romance her. i feel like that rings true for every romance options in the franchise with the exception of Chloe and Rachel - it's a flaw of the writing, in this case, but i understand how it came about. they don't wanna lock players out of her romance if they decide that they actually do wanna romance her later on (because, cmon, her introduction you speak for maybe two minutes before you're given the option - granted, i loved her immediately but not everyone's gonna feel that way), but they don't account for people who don't wanna romance period. she flirts with you very openly like she didn't call HERSELF your friend just an episode ago. it can feel hot and cold, and people are allowed to be annoyed by that

anyway

after some thinking, i'm realizing she reminds me of a worse Steph, not worse as in behavior but worse in writing. Steph had ties to the plot, she knew the characters Alex had issues with WELL. Gabe was her BEST FRIEND, the ENTIRE reason she stayed in Haven Springs, she was with Alex the same amount of time Alex was with Ryan. and even THEN Steph falls short because she already dealt with her flaws in Wavelengths, but at least she got a DLC to show how she dealt with her trauma after Arcadia Bay

Amanda isn't really friends with any of the main cast. not with Safi, not with Moses, not with Reggie or Diamond or ANYONE ELSE. EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ALL IN THE TURTLE ALL THE FUCKING TIME

and she knows them well enough. when Amanda talks about Safi in a post, she mentions that Safi was the first person to sign up for an open-mic night that Amanda was really worried no one would go to

in the dead timeline, she keeps a gingerbread house on the side specifically FOR Moses so he can build one, because she knows he would probably want to even though Safi's dead.

like, when you go with Moses and Safi to see the meteors, Amanda's posts implies that she would've gone had she not had work. but have they EVER fucking hung out? canon content implies they do not.

she has an entire LIFE separate from the plot:

• people apparently fucking ADORE her. like, everyone in town. Max makes a comment about everybody having a huge crush on her, both men and women. she's just generally well-liked

• she's the oldest of six, she has TWO NAMED SISTERS, Melissa and Ashley, that exist in the world and even comment on Max's posts. i think one of them - i believe it's Ashley - makes a joke about U-Hauls and Amanda being a huge lesbian

• she likes to cook. she makes Max HOMEGROWN salad (girl, homegrown) and FOCCACIA. she cooks her siblings breakfast. one of the polaroids you can find is her cooking Max breakfast - i'm going to go out on a limb and assume acts of service is a love language for her

• she names people she is friends with that do not show up ANYWHERE in game (Henry, Eddie, Teegan, etc.)

• a good chunk of her conversations with Max are about music. a polaroid you can find includes them finally going to a concert. one of the first conversations you have with her is her gushing about the Vermont bands

• she's Cherokee and Abenaki, she talks about the indigenous people on campus having a place to congregate and have a community. i think she mentions they're moving something to do with weaving (? - some kind of craft, something with beads) to the Turtle because she wants them to be able to do it. she fucking hosts an indigenous artist exhibit INSIDE the Turtle

• i think she talks about volunteering at a soup kitchen?

• she mentions her therapist in-game three times, two times in the same scene, about becoming too attached to people way too quickly and about making good choices (when she decides to NOT sleep with Max - which, boooooo 🍅🍅🍅 more power to her, god knows i would've jumped at the chance). Max calls her a control freak - jokingly, but still (and it's true - she's not the owner of the Turtle, but she's basically running it)

all of this would be fine if it was acknowledged by the narrative. and it IS, but only by HER

she doesn't know Max, not really. but she desperately wants to. and she expresses that so many fucking times. but you never get the chance to.

it drives me nuts. you make a character with lots of charm - at least, to me; i think Samantha Bowling did a fantastic job, props to her - and do nothing with her. it's like DeckNine knows how to give a character the illusion of being fleshed out without doing any of the work to MAKE them fleshed out

[beesantennas]

showed my wife bumblebee 2018 and she agreed that charbee was coded into the film + shoulda happened

[deadlyhuggles6]

Holy Retribution

the water shines with golden dust; powder created by His wrath. it boils going down your throat you've never felt more holy.

oh children of Israel, is this how it felt? her hands on my hips my lips on her mouth did you feel this golden heat?

you drank of the bull, your idol from gold i drank from her lips, my angel of sin He may punish us all the same  but it makes her honeyed kiss that much more sweet