#i imagine it’s when marv first started presenting fem

[madebyteenagefury]

i hope its okay to send in art reqs.. could i maybe ask for some dykesettos maybe )definitely not ovbious who sent this in )

it’s absolutely okay, i had a BALL THANK YOU

thank you to everyone adding to the dykesettos tag ily all so much RAHH

[blackberrywars]

🧠 for your fem!Lambert and Aiden ofc :))))

Alright, I saved this one for last because these ladies are my babies and I will love them until Ao3 gives in and makes fem!aiden a proper tag. The headcanons will be many, and vary from tragic to silly to smutty.

Headcanons for my fem!Lambert and fem!Aiden

Lambert: If there ever was a poster child for bodily autonomy issues and resentment for how your body determines your life/status in society, she is it, baby! It’s part of why I felt compelled to write fem!Laiden in the first place because I wanted to explore how being female would affect her self-perception, feelings, and motivations

I think she resents the mutations less than male Lambert. She’d have been a feral, vicious creature even if she had stayed human, but witcher strength means she’ll never be treated the way her mother was, and it helped her go kill her father. It was one of the deciding factors in her Choice

Has complicated feelings about the forced sterilization. On the one hand, she’d never really considered having kids, but on the other, she sees it as yet another violation the witchers committed against her autonomy (and she does like kids --Lambert and Ciri are the bestest of bros)

She still learned how to make contraceptive and abortifacient potions though, and (I have no idea who started the “Lambert is amazing at alchemy” hc but bless them) has improved the recipes to make them incredibly effective. She sells them in towns/temples to make extra money

Will eat fucking anything. But her favorite food is quail eggs, and she can fit approximately 27 of them in her mouth at a time

Loves spankings almost as much as she hates asking for them

Annoyingly sensitive nipples. She tried to pierce them in hopes to reduce them, which backfired spectacularly because they got even more sensitive. Aiden is delighted, but still buys her soft, silky tunics so she doesn’t chafe

Gnaws on whatever part of Aiden is closest to show her affection. Just find a spot and chomps until Aiden kisses her forehead

Refused to teach Aiden to brew her improved potions for a reaaaaally long time because 1) she wants to show affection 2) she likes caring for Aiden and 3) she still feels she needs to be useful to be loved

Aiden: disaster bisexual who is persistent above all. Most of what we know about Aiden comes from the fact that she somehow managed to befriend Lambert on a deep enough level to be violently avenged, so we’re sticking with that theme

Has some issues with privacy and boundaries. For all that I think the Cat Caravan under Guxart would have been a healthier place to grow up, emotionally, they’re probably more than a little enmeshed. Aiden doesn’t always understand when Lambert needs to be left alone

This is partly inspired by @round--robin‘s lovely fic, Brothers First, but I definitely think Aiden was parentified by the older Cats --having to take care of younger kits, even when she was still a child. I imagine this to be partly just Caravan communal-raising culture, amplified by how busy the older Cats would have been re-establishing Dyn Marv. Very eldest-daughter situation.

This made her incredibly self-sufficient and vicious (will defend her little siblings to the death), but she’s also very secretly nurturing in a way that Lambert is baffled by. This woman will sing babies to sleep and say it’s no big deal while Lambert stands there in total shock

Also very into acts of service as a love language, giving and receiving. The first time Lambert hands her a bowl of cut fruit, she cries.

Presents herself as laid-back, but Is Not. She very much needs to be in control of the situation and will not stop until she has whatever it is she wants. It’s part of why I usually make her such a dom in my smut fics

Has incredibly ticklish inner thighs. Lambert abuses this whenever she feels like being a brat (read: getting a spanking)

Was overjoyed at having Lambert meet her family but also obsessively scented her and left visible hickeys wherever possible. She’s possessive

Thank you so much for this ask!!! I will talk about these characters until I die